Random (live) Commentary on the Egg Lore Finale
Ohhhhhh everyone looks so cool in the fanart from the beggining!!!
Okay, while I do understand the need for a recap, this one is dragging on a bit
Badboyhalo's "apple juice" will never not be funny to me
My theory is that this is somehow possessed Skeppy’s doing - I'm not sure if the Egg, who's supposedly contained, could just get somewhere else without help
Ponk has a point - stained bandages could be anyone's, they didn't have to be his
So Skeppy has just been hanging out at their old beach house? All this time? Damn
What's with this pretty ass fanart/animation???
Skeppy kills Bad?! What the heeeeeeeeeck-
So, Skeppy kills Bad cause he's still mad and Bad respawns in their mansion - did I get that right??
Ohhhh that run through the server half okay, half covered in vines was so so cool
"I have a feeling this is gonna end badly-" wow Seapeekay. Whatever tipped you off, huh?
Uhhhh, why are there so many red flowers all over the server?? Has the Egg spread that much?? Is it just scenario??
"What do you want Ponk..?" Sam sounds so tired of Ponk
Meanwhile, Ponk sounds so giddy about having power over Sam, my god
I don't know a lot about either Sam or Ponk's lore, but their interactions here sure are making me curious
Ehhh, what's with the coughing Sam?
Whaaaaaa- Was this Ponk's last life??
I just read a random chat that said "yes sam slayyyyy" and it made me laugh too much (especially since Sam is dying right now too)
Aren't Sam and Ponk a ship?? This is an interesting way for them to go, I'll tell you that
That little dog whine, I can't-
The organ music, giving me major Phantom of the Opera vibes
"Why isn't she speaking?" like, hasn't she been gone for at least a couple days?? It's fair of her to have passed out guys
Siblings fighting live (Ant and Bad)
"You didn't lose anything-" Not again, Ant!
Seapeekay, the peace bringer
Seapeekay, the dead peace bringer, now
Siblings fighting, pt2 (they have weapons now)
Isn't Eryn the third BBH child? Or is that just a headcanon-
"Sorry kid, -" Hannah's voice is so cool, istg
"I'm getting pretty good at that" pfffft, that's rough buddy
Your parents??? What's Eryn's lore like?
Puffy.... The fuxk
Ah yeah, she has been trapped with the Egg all this time, I guess we forgot that
Sir Billiam??? Francis????? Oh my goooood
...Fucking called it
Skeppy you sappy son of a bitch
Who's voicing the Egg?? I can't place the voice
This is how it ends??? What the hellllllll
....I'm conflicted
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This is a fanart for Friend!
I worked on it quickly, so if you see any problems… THERE ARE NONE. YOU ARE BLIND TO THEM (please).
But here's what the real cosplay looked like (yes I don't have a better photo from the festival, but if you want to find the cosplayer, his insta @cptn_leo.frei)
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dream SMP
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Eret & Sam | Awesamdude, Darryl Noveschosch & Sam | Awesamdude, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy & The Crimson Egg (Dream SMP)
Characters: Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, The Crimson Egg (Dream SMP)
Additional Tags: Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives), basically a TMA au with eret as the archivist, Sam | Awesamdude-Centric, Blood Vines | The Crimson | The Egg, Possession, Mind Manipulation, Canon-Typical Violence
Summary:
Statement of Sam Awesamdude, regarding the events culminating in his… experience while visiting his friend’s statue room. Original statement given January 31st, 2021. Audio recording by Eret Brine, Archivist of the Dream SMP Museum, on April 30th, 2021.
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Ok fine I'm exposing myself. Can you do Sam 'Awesamdude' for the sexyman thing? And yes you may shame me because I'm unironically down bad for cc!Sam
I actually haven't spoken about Sam Awesamdude before, so this is fun!
For those new to the game, here are the rules!
1. IRL people will only be brought up if it is to shame you lot who have it down bad. There will be a distinction between irl and character.
2. Women can be tumblr sexyman.
3. If you ask about TFC, not only do you make me more sleep deprived but also hostile!
4. I’m asexual. I don’t know shit. Contest this in the comments.
Also! Here is the definition that we at Hermits-that-craft use for Tumblr Sexyman: Hot = Evil. Twitter and Tiktok sexymen may be brought up, but be warned! They use separate, albeit similar, definitions.
So, here goes!
IRL Sam: I don't actually know shit about this man! I had to look him up to find his appearance! And look, you are my friend, but you have it down bad for HIM? Not only would I be unable to point this man out in a lineup, but I also pass like 50 lookalikes when I go to buy groceries. That's not a tumblr sexyman thats just some dude! More power to you but he is NOT a tumblr sexyman.
From this point forwards, we are talking about the DREAM SMP CHARACTER. No more discussion about the dude who looks like he'd get confused in the spice aisle.
Like C!Dream, Sam is a very polarised character! Half of the fanbase hates him, and finds him unredeamable, and the other half thinks he's done nothing wrong, though there is a small minority that understands nuance. I'm not going to get into the fandom politics as to why the DSMP fandom is like this, because it makes my job here easier! Fuck you ❤️
Now, for the half of the fandom that doesn't not like Sam, be prepared to be horrified because, like c!Dream, he is absolutely a tumblr sexyman, and a tiktok and twitter sexyman as well! Here is my reasoning:
He let someone torture a man. I'm not saying I don't hate c!Dream, I am saying that torture is evil. Therefore, he fits the criteria.
He is a cop. Evil.
I have, in fact, seen fanart of him. I know you lot have it down BAD down bad. I will in fact open up a mental hospital for you guys to raise your standards.
A lot of people are wierd about his voice. I wish I could unsee what I read on twt.
Another point is that people just generally make creeper-people mcyts hot. It's just a general point about Doc and Sam, but it's still a pattern I have picked up on. Anyways, my verdict is:
C!Sam is a tumblr sexyman. CC!Sam is not. Thank you all for having it down bad, the exits for the circus are through the windows you all jumped into.
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