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Sam: On a scale of one to ten, rate me.

Nadine: Start with zero.

Sam: Okay, a scale from zero to ten, rate me.

Nadine: Zero.

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Sully, reading the news: Some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park.

Teen Sam, covered in bite marks and feathers: Maybe the goose was being a dick.

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hi all !! Sorry for being absent these last couple of days! im planning on having another fix out in the next couple days so keep your eyes out!! 🥰

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Sam: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.

Nadine: Thank you. And if I might return the compliment, I feel like you’ve become marginally less irritating.

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Sam: I’m so sorry Nate, this is all my fault!

Nate: If you’re waiting for an “it’s okay don’t worry about it”, it’s not coming.

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Sam: The cup is half full.

Chloe: No, half empty.

Nadine, grabs the cup and drinks it: It’s empty. I win.

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Kid Nate: Why would you come through the window?

Teen: The door was locked.

Sully, picking up glass: SO WAS THE DAMN WINDOW!

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Nate: Is there no way we can get rid of Rafe?

Sam: Now without cause.

Nate: I have cause.

Nate: It is be-cause I hate him

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Sam: I know nobody asked for my advice-

Nadine: Yet you’re talking.

Sam: -but I agree with Nadine.

Nadine: Let’s hear him out.

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Sam: But it hurts my Sam’s apple.

Nadine: For the last time, it is not named after the individual man.

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