Sam: On a scale of one to ten, rate me.
Nadine: Start with zero.
Sam: Okay, a scale from zero to ten, rate me.
Nadine: Zero.
Sully, reading the news: Some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park.
Teen Sam, covered in bite marks and feathers: Maybe the goose was being a dick.
Sam: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.
Nadine: Thank you. And if I might return the compliment, I feel like you’ve become marginally less irritating.
Sam: I’m so sorry Nate, this is all my fault!
Nate: If you’re waiting for an “it’s okay don’t worry about it”, it’s not coming.
Sam: The cup is half full.
Chloe: No, half empty.
Nadine, grabs the cup and drinks it: It’s empty. I win.
Kid Nate: Why would you come through the window?
Teen: The door was locked.
Sully, picking up glass: SO WAS THE DAMN WINDOW!
Requested by @grossograsso
…so it’s not a coincidence that I’m in love with both Sam Drake AND Dean Winchester?
Nate: Is there no way we can get rid of Rafe?
Sam: Now without cause.
Nate: I have cause.
Nate: It is be-cause I hate him
Sam: I know nobody asked for my advice-
Nadine: Yet you’re talking.
Sam: -but I agree with Nadine.
Nadine: Let’s hear him out.
Sam: But it hurts my Sam’s apple.
Nadine: For the last time, it is not named after the individual man.
Daddy sam vs Baby sam 😍
Credit:- @xvoleur