Sam: On a scale of one to ten, rate me.
Nadine: Start with zero.
Sam: Okay, a scale from zero to ten, rate me.
Sully, reading the news: Some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park.
Teen Sam, covered in bite marks and feathers: Maybe the goose was being a dick.
“Come on legend”
hi all !! Sorry for being absent these last couple of days! im planning on having another fix out in the next couple days so keep your eyes out!! 🥰
Sam: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.
Nadine: Thank you. And if I might return the compliment, I feel like you’ve become marginally less irritating.
Sam: I’m so sorry Nate, this is all my fault!
Nate: If you’re waiting for an “it’s okay don’t worry about it”, it’s not coming.
Sam: The cup is half full.
Chloe: No, half empty.
Nadine, grabs the cup and drinks it: It’s empty. I win.
Kid Nate: Why would you come through the window?
Teen: The door was locked.
Sully, picking up glass: SO WAS THE DAMN WINDOW!
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…so it’s not a coincidence that I’m in love with both Sam Drake AND Dean Winchester?
Nate: Is there no way we can get rid of Rafe?
Sam: Now without cause.
Nate: I have cause.
Nate: It is be-cause I hate him
Sam: I know nobody asked for my advice-
Nadine: Yet you’re talking.
Sam: -but I agree with Nadine.
Nadine: Let’s hear him out.
Sam: But it hurts my Sam’s apple.
Nadine: For the last time, it is not named after the individual man.
Daddy sam vs Baby sam 😍