Sam being forced to have a conversation with himself is awesome :D

I love how unintentionally goblincore Sam made Nott. 

Like, putting aside the fact that she is a literal goblin; collects shiny knick-knacks and trinkets, feral chaos child, canonically never bathes, her worrying diet

And lest we forget about that time she literally dumped out a pitcher of fancy cucumber water onto the floor and just ate the cucumbers. Which, if that’s not the most chaotic goblincore thing-!

[ID: A photo of Sam’s dog Rigatoni. Riggy is a medium terrier mix with a short white coat with gold markings, wearing a green nylon collar. His ears are very large for his build and stand upright and out like a bat. In this photo, he’s stretched out on a worn leather sofa, looking up at the person behind the camera and doing a blep. /end ID]

@ramsiegel: Blep. #riggy

Travis passing on his official ‘Button Pusher’ title.

please watch sam attempt the same joke twice, have it be noticed by one person, and lean back satisfied when he sees them react

today i realised that sam riegel (aka phoenix wright) is the same sam riegel that is the dialogue director of ducktales

Head canon: bald Fjord looks like Voldemort

the gay fashion spectrum

Very important list

Kill Otis

Save the World

Get Caleb laid

Make pancakes

Sam’s commitment to this “sex monster” bit is commendable and absolutely hilarious

foreshadowinnngggg

SO I SCANNED THE BARCODE FROM THE NORDVPN AD

BUT THEN

AND SO THAT BECOMES

THIS FUCKING MAN

bonus:

Sam is really trying so hard to mess with everyone about the campaign ending he’s such a troll

Unlikely duo part 5

Unlikely duo part 4

+ Yasha thinks Caleb is wrong

Unlikely duo part 3

Unlikely duo part 2

Sam’s energy with those beasts was just:

I may not know their gender, but I do know that they FUCK