#sam sweetly

[jimjamjomjum]

Call me back when you get this.

#Quick whatever you do don’t think about Charlotte #on the night of the Honey Festival #leaving a message for Ted because she hasn’t heard from Sam since that morning #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #fanart #nightmare time season 2 #nightmare time #nmt2 #charlotte sweetly #my art #charted #sam sweetly #ted spankoffski

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #sherman young #bill woodward #melissa tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #ezekiel perkys buds #paul matthews #ken davidson #sam sweetly #charlotte sweetly #boy jerry #girl jeri #linda monroe #officer bailey

[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #tgwdlm #black friday #black friday starkid #nerdy prudes must die #lex foster #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #sam sweetly #zoey chambers #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #boy jerry #workin boys #abstinence camp

[ratb4stard3]

Infected!Sam for the masses

What is this Blue Shit..

#tgwdlm #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #my art #sam sweetly #tgwdlm art #jeff blim #what is this blue shit #starkid fanart #hatchetfield #hatchetfield art #woahhhh silly man

[hipsternumbertwo]

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Soundtrack on Spotify [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Nightmare Time 2] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

#the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #zoey chambers #sam sweetly #charlotte sweetly #alice woodward #bill woodward #professor hidgens #general macnamara #lauren lopez #hfgifs #jon matteson #joey richter #jaime lyn beatty #jeff blim #mariah rose faith casillas #corey dorris #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid

[theonlymadmanonmars]

What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Let me know if I missed anything!

#paul mathews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #alice woodward #deb tgwdlm #sam sweetly #charolette #halogear #michie #lautski #ethan green #lex foster #tom houston #becky barnes #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #maxwell jagerman #max jagerman #zoey chambers #ted x charlotte #chai coffee #paulkins #lexthan #Dan x Donna

[apothesized-moth]

More TGWDLM Animatic stuff, Including a Charlotte Redesign, for Fun (And because I hated her last one)

I have so so much to say about this but most of it is probably covered in the written notes (Sorry for the, again, SHITTY handwriting.)

#tgwdlm #tgwdlm art #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm animatic #ted tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #charlotte tgwdlm #charlotte sweetly #sam tgwdlm #sam sweetly #;moth animatic #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tw cartoon gore #tw minor cartoon gore #tw cartoon blood

[blondephenobarbitol]

"Sweetly ralphed when he saw it" is an absolutely wild thing to say in the first five minutes of NPMD. It implies that Richie Lipschitz's remains were so grotesque that it made the adulterous grandma-murdering kidnapper police sergeant Sam Sweetly vomit.

#he was ready to kill local six-year-old River Monroe #but Richie was his breaking point #Sam Sweetly #charlotte sweetly #detective shapiro #officer bailey #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #richie lipschitz #tgwdlm #jeff blim #jon matteson #zoey chambers

[fruity-phrog]

I think the ending of Join Us And Die is very funny. Charlotte got two verses but the second Sam started singing Hidgens came in with a shotgun.

#shut up straight boy #cedar crap #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly

[scripted-downfall]

It's kinda bitterly amusing that Jenny's boyfriend and Charlotte's husband are both played by Jeff. Ted really is cursed to relive past events; tgwdlm is just him vibing in the background as Charlotte simps over her husband who just happens to look and (from Ted's perspective of Andy) act the same as the last dude he thinks the woman he loves chose over him

#insert the two nickels meme #idk if they look similar in the hatchetfield universe i admit #but it's just kinda funny (in an ouch kinda way) #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #jenny starkid #(still don't know her name) #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #time bastard #andrew kilgore

[nabwastaken]

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #Problematic puppy #sam sweetly #ezekiel the nighthawk #barry swift #paul 23 #hyperspecific poll #hatchetfield poll

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Clivesdale residents: We really have no idea what happens in Hatchetfield but- Ted, Charlotte and Sam: *Singing randomly as they go about their day* Grace: *Cheerfully murdering guys with a book to a chorus of screams* Professor Hidgens: *Screaming on and on about ridiculous conspiracy theories* Sherman, Linda and Tom: *On their knees worshiping some kind of stuffed doll* Alice and General MacNamara: *Randomly jump out of the bushes to shoot them down* Peanuts the pocket-sized squirrel: *Cheering them on from General MacNamara’s pocket* Ziggs and Danny: *Smoking weed* Deb: *Is in a scream-fight with Bill right next to them* Paul and Emma: *Casually flirting as this all goes down but stop every once in a while to cuss out the Clivesdale residents* Clivesdale residents, grimacing: At this point, we really don’t want to know.

#random clivesdale resident: i'd feel safer if we raised the bridge again #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #henry hidgens #sherman young #linda monroe #tom houston #alice woodward #general macnamara #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #ziggs #deb #bill woodward #paul matthews #emma perkins #grace chastity #starkid #hatchetverse #paulkins #grace chasity #tw guns #tw drugs

[awigglycultist]

New ship just dropped

#starkid #hatchetfield #npmd spoilers #< well not actually #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #sam sweetly #officer bailey

[apieceoftoastedbread]

guys nobody understands im so obsessed with tgwdlm. like i love starkid and literally anything they will ever make, but my little autistic ass can quote the majority of tgwdlm. i make references to it so much.

i have an assignment where i have to do a solo? i think im doing show stopping number

that scene in “what if tomorrow comes?”(black friday) where it has bill, ted, paul, emma, charlotte and pete/hot chocolate boy? i scream everytime i see it.

any scene with ted or paul? im in the corner stimming.

Mamma mia? “we get there and the whole theater gets hit by a GODDAMN METEOR!! MAMMA MIA!!”

godspell? “they shouldnt call it godspell more like god awful”—“yeah, or like godDAMN that was bad”

its 5 o clock? “FIVE A CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH”

theres si many more..

worst part about this is i have a friend with the name paul. i cant hear the name without thinking of the other person and its HELL. but i love them.

my friends are so sick of me but please. they are so silly. someone talk to me abt it. please im asking nicely

#starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #john macnamara #hatchetfield

[f1endish]

#detective shapiro #doug hatchetfield #sam sweetly #officer bailey #hatchetfield #starkid hatchetfield #starkid

[namearentfunfr]

jeff blim's hatchetfield characters as different eras of his hair

legends have it rim tim himself possessed me to make this post. anyway this will only include characters in my jeff blim family tree, so like trent monroe and some background characters arent gonna be there

1. Mr Ken Davidson

this fuckin hairstyle jeff rocked in S.W.A.T lives rent free in my head

mr davidson is like, 50< in my mind. he might be balding, in which case we dont really have a hairstyle for him. but i stumbled upon this one and i just felt like itd fit him a lot

2. Sam Sweetly

no idea where i got this image from ngl. just google ig??

anyway, sam's hair is long and well taken care of. he needs to look hot so zoey would fuck him after all. this hairstyle is kinda slicked back?? idk probably so he can chase criminals and then run his hand through his hair prettily

i just think hes like, down bad

3. General John MacNamara

just his hairstyle, but in tgwdlm

this ponytail. THIS FUCKING PONYTAIL BROKE ME. he looks good while also staying practical, unlike a certain cop we talked about earlier

4. Barry Swift/The Man In A Hurry

jeff's ruffled hair from the trail to oregon

our first bit change everyone. i believe barry cut his hair pretty short so thered be less maintenance required, but then became too busy to cut it again once its grown out a little. also kinda ruffled because hes in too much of a hurry to yk, take good care of it

5. The Coffee Jerk

jeff's hair from ttto, except less ruffled

cj and miah are brothers but they keep getting mistaken for each other because of the hair. they both dont wanna change their hair (the entire jeff blim family likes to look pretty, w/ the exception of miah and hidgens), so theyll just have to make do. less messy than miah because he isnt in a hurry thank god

6. The Principal

this bun he had in 911

i just think jeff looks neat with a bun or tied up hair alright?

there are more to come but i ran out of images so uh, part 2 coming soon?

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jeff blim #the guy who didnt like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nmt #nmt2 #mr k davidson #mr davidson #sam sweetly #john macnamara #general John MacNamara #barry swift #man in a hurry #not shower thoughts. not an idea. but some secret third thing #i aspire to have hair like jeff's once day #shame we dont have the same color or texture tho #eh ykw a man can dream