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marvelflame2010 · 9 months

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Bucky: Alright fucklords

The Avengers: ...

Sam: ...

Bucky: Shit, I forgot this wasn't a Thunderbolts meeting

Bucky: Forget what I just said

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plantswithme · 1 year

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firegal19 · 11 months

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Sam: Please, I helped you when you got your foot stuck in the toilet

Bucky: No, you didn’t, you laughed and took pictures

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loverliner · 2 years

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sam, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, bucky. bucky: How did you do that without turning around? sam: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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sassysambucky · 2 years

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Raynor: then what did you say to him?

Bucky: I am no longer the winter soldier. I am James Bucky Barnes, and you're part of my efforts to make amends-

Raynor: good

Bucky: but if you mess with my boyfriend I’m taking amends back and I’ll fuck your shit up like this is forties Brooklyn, you son of a bitch

Raynor: NO

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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𝗦𝗮𝗺: Just stay put and act as cool as possible.

𝗦𝗮𝗺: *walks away*

𝗕𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: Hey, Sam!

𝗕𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: Who's cooler than me?

𝗦𝗮𝗺: Literally everyone, dude.

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 3 months

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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months

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Kate: Why are you two being weird?

Sam: Bucky and I kissed.

Kate: WHAT?!

Bucky: To keep our cover from being blown. We didn’t have a choice.

Kate: TELL ME EVERYTHING!

Sam: Kate, it was just a kiss, okay? It was for a mission. It was nothing.

Scott: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me when you grab each other’s asses.

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mojiitoos · 7 months

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Bucky : “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.”

*Sam, pausing from kissing Bucky's neck* : “Hmph?”

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ir0npvrker · 4 months

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sam: *reaches for the fries on bucky’s plate*

bucky: *slams grocery store divider between his plate and sam’s hand*

sam:

sam: you said you didn’t take that from the store

bucky: and you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are

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marvelnatasha · 11 months

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Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.

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marvelflame2010 · 10 months

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Sarah: Name one thing you like about me

Bucky: Easy, your brother

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delulu-with-wandanat · 7 months

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Wanda Pre-Westview Deluluness

Sam: Hey, Wanda. Whatchu writing?

Wanda, covering her laptop: Nothing...

Sam, takes her laptop: Give me that.

Wanda: NO! GIVE IT BACK-

Bucky: Wanda x Natasha, 120k words, slow burn, daddy kink??

Wanda: STOP-

Sam: Dom Natasha, Sub Wanda, spanking, choking, hair pulling-

Natasha:

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naferty · 6 months

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A Love Language

Sam: Fuck you, Bucky

Bucky: I'd kill for you, Sam

Steve: Can't you both say I love you like normal people?

Steve: Please?

Tony: I'd sacrifice myself for you, Steve

Steve:

Steve: I'd die for you, Tony

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loverliner · 2 years

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sam: bucky and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- bucky: Sentences. sam: Don't interrupt me.

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 1 month

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Bucky: I'm turning in for the night. Good night, Sam.

Sam: Good night, Bucky. Love you

Bucky: Love you

Bucky: *lies in bed*

Bucky:

Bucky: WAIT-

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