#same peter

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Peter: I hope he thinks I’m cool.

Tony: Who?

Peter: The dog on the other side of the road.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spider man #irondad #spiderson #source: twitter #same peter

[simplyender]

#yeah its the same joke i couldnt decide which one i liked more so i posted both #johnathon ohnn #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv #atsv spoilers #peter b parker #peter parker #into the spiderverse #(because thats where the first screenshot is from) #spot #the spot #my edits

[dimensionzero]

now that he's managed to dodge all his canon event trauma I think pavitr should get a running joke where he's just immune to spider-man luck

#like the spot throws him through a portal during a fight and he just so happens to land in a laundry basket full of blankets or something #and then peter b gets thrown through the same portal and goes flying past to crash-land directly into a dumpster #thats the energy im looking for #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #pavitr prabhakar #after some horrific shit: 'well... at least its not raining!' pavitr says. everyone eyes the sky in apprehension. it stays clear. #'yeah' miles says cautiously. 'i guess this couldnt get any worse.' #it immediately starts to rain

[glittter-skeleton]

Pete’s swagless looks have captivated someone, Ted’s have not

#don’t put Steph in the same room as him please #starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #goat bros #hatchetfield

[iwasbored777]

The height difference in ITSV vs in ATSV is killing me 😭 Miles and Gwen were so shorter than Peter, now they're almost as tall as him

#i remember back when it was weird for me to see them older now it's weird for me to see them younger feels like it's been decades #they were babies #peter b parker #gwen stacy #miles morales #spider man into the spider verse #into the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #sick of comments how they're standing in front thats not why they look tall they are taller in the second one they're standing #in front of him in both pics #if you didnt see how much they grew up while you were watching sucks to be blind as you #i chose these pics for a reason cuz they're on the same distance from peter in both #but you can tell they grew

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[waitineedaname]

divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

#divorce as a sad trope is NOT something i do well with #i have enough trauma from my parents' messy divorce thank you!! no more!!!! #HOWEVER. i fucking love the trend im seeing where fandoms decide a character is divorced for no real reason other than it would be funny #ESPECIALLY the joke of characters repeatedly divorcing and remarrying and then divorcing again #the first time i saw it was in the tma fandom #where people jokes that peter and elias had been divorced seventeen times or something #and i think that's hilarious. especially when it's over petty shit #i think boomer should be one of the repeatedly divorced and remarried couples. just for fun #they just do it for the drama #no one can tell when theyre together or not because they act exactly the same

[luy-s]

can anyone teach them how to flirt with each other like normal couples?

#doctor who #thoschei #the master #simm!master #we would become elephants if both of them were in the same room #tenth doctor #missy doctor who #twelfth doctor #twissy #the doctor #they are really adorable #The universe is destroyed #just because in their eyes they only have each other #john simm #david tennant #michelle gomez #peter capaldi

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

+ Bonus

#*falsettos your chasitys* #this started out as a ‘aha yea they fucked once in highschool’ joke for me how did I end up here #it went from ‘Teddy: yea man it doesn’t count if your socks are on’ to queer teen situationship in the 90s angst with religious overtones #I would like to blame everyone who has made holybastard fanart/fanfics for converting me #I don’t see them as a long term relationship but more on an active affair between two old high school ‘friends’ #I drew these while listening to The Last Dinner Party ans now I can’t stop thinking about holy bastard to some of their songs #‘picture me in bed- under your crucifix- under your long black hair- I’ll see you on Sunday’ are actual lyrics how can I not- #I just impor you to listen (there only 5 songs as of now) and do the same- ESPECIALLY SINNER ITS SUCH A MARK CODED SONG #who would have figured the queer ex religious person would be a sucker for queer relationships with religious themes #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #mark chasity #holy bastard #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #starkid animation #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #npmd starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art #my animation

[bathroomtrapped]

my sister told me to caption this 'two lovely men' without any context so heres two lovely christian saw men 👍🏻

#peters wearing a purple chasuble bc its like for lent and humility etc #hes just a shame riddled man jesus #same woth the violets #theyre suppoosed to be a flower that bows down #hence the chasuble #its like a tainted garden of eden type vibe? strahm is pretty much thinking #its the way hes romanticized his issues in this universe ig #it may or may not be for a fic i plan on writing where peter is rly suspicious of the new priest who replaced the last #hes convinced that mark is killing off the corrupt priests #peter strahm #mark hoffman #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #saw v #saw #also peep the snake bite 😈 #i think i got the catholic out of my system for now sorry for that LOL #saw movies #larry art tag

[mydairpercabeth]

Two Percys and a Grover

#notice how logan and walker are the same height already??? #how was he supposed to play poseidon they are BROTHERS #THATS TRITON FR #THE TWINS MET LOGAN #walker so excited to talk about perks of being a wallflower #percy jackson and peter johnson #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #grover underwood #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo tv #pjo movies #pjo memes #percy series #pjo tv show #percabeth #walker scobell #logan lerman #aryan simhadri

[fennethianell]

circled back to my thoughts about Gamora and Peter meeting when they were kids AU (it's been years! like I found a sketch from 2018 and could not stop thinking - so I had to draw)

#guardians of the galaxy #gamora #peter quill #star lord #mcu #gotg #marvel #starmora #question mark??? #like i love this concept of them meeting as kids #but also I'm thinking if they meet this one time and not anymore and then years later #at the same time what if they become friends? #idk idk #mine #sketchy #art #i need a what if episode with them

[brown-spider]

Real talk tho that therapist Spider-Man needs to get fired cuz what the hell was that.

That was so insensitive like bro you aren't even funny 💢

#ppl like him are why some ppl give up on therapy I'll kill him #idc if he's heard the same story over and over again hes supposed to mentally support EACH of his clients!! #does anyone wanna face me in a joust over this issue? #i bought the horses and the equipment i just need someone to joust me over any type of small argument cmon joust me #Spiderverse #across the Spiderverse #atsv #Spiderverse 2 #spider therapist #therapist spiderman #atsv therapist #peter parker #atsv peter parker #uncle ben #atsv uncle ben #miles morales #atsv miles #clips/screens #atsv gif #spider speaks

[idkmybffjillyy]

#atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #satsv #barbie poster #barbie 2023 #miles morales #gwen stacy #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #mayday parker #spiderman #spiderwoman #had to do this myself with the barbie generator because even thiugh the trailers came out the same day i could not find this ANYWHERE

[novakiart]

it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do

🕷️ written by me & nevi

#spideypool #peter parker #wade wilson #deadpool #spider-man #peter parker's identity crisis is fun #insists he's two people. two separate lives. and then wade comes in like Actually. No. #you are the same To Me. #and unfortunately that takes a whole weight off peter's shoulders #he wants to live in that feeling #feels whole for the first time in a really long time #i mean. this is peter so he internalises a Lot Of Shit but besides that #long post #mine #earth-748 #mags answers #anon #again based on a scene from nevi and my's au

[bright-omens]

Two ends of the gender envy spectrum

Twink

and whatever the fuck this is

#david tennant #michael sheen #campbell bain #miles maitland #thorne jamison #peter vincent #takin over the asylum #bright young things #laws of attraction #fright night #both of them make me scream “gender” #but both are very different genders #one is like “I wanna be pretty” #and the other is like “I wanna be pretty but in the bitch way” #either way I wanna be both at the same time