#same with chocolate guy

[sorio99]

Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.

Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?

Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?

Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?

#nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #team starkid #starkid #for those who didn’t put it together #the hot chocolate boy in TGWDLM is supposed to be Peter Spankoffski #but was recast after Robert Manion got put on hold for a while after a scandal then seemingly decided to go full burned bridges with them #also as a side note #that ‘obnoxious teen’ was also supposed to be the ticket taker in Black Friday but was rewritten to be a Joey character #because Robert Manion was going to be playing Ethan Green in the same scene against him #and then the ticket taker was going to be Richie Lipschitz in NPMD #but then Joey Richter was chosen to take over as Pete #so Ritchie was separated off and given to Jon Matteson #so the ticket taker went from being a Pete cameo to a Ritchie cameo to just an entirely unrelated character #I feel like I know too many behind the scenes details about these shows just through TVTropes #also does this technically mean Ritchie’s death is kind of sort of a way for the Langs to kill a Robert character again even after he left? #oh and the homeless man was Ted the whole time #nightmare time is a trip

[bbaycon]

Some riz au lait doodle for the start of december

It was chocolate flavoured tea

#is chocolate flavoured tea real ? #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #neuvillette genshin #neuvillette #wriothesley #wriolette #i completly forgot we were in december…. #like i had a test on friday and my dumbadd forgot to check the date #so i wrote something like ‘ friday …. november 2023 #ONLY WHEN I GOT HOME I REALISED WE WERE IN DECEMBER #crying #doodle #neuvi seem like the guy to have … ehu… whatever the english thing for calendrier de l’avent is #and he will get to be annoyed when waiting for the next chocolate #who said wrio cannot be a tea enjoyer and destroyer at the same time huhuhhh #no one #if chocolate flavoured tea existed #would it be good ? #like taste good ?

[jistagrams]

showed my friends my cake pops and they said it looks like shit. I am retiring from baking.

#mad cus it does look like shit #it’s chocolate guys trust #jistagrams rants #EVEN MY BF SAID THE SAME #I’m running away this is it

[themidnightpanda]

has anybody already made the post about the very real possibility that pete waited 5 years for that hot chocolate

#when you think about it that's a thing tinky absolutely can and probably would absolutely love to do #I know it's a joke about how that scene happened in tgwdlm 5 years ago but. In universe? That's a thing the spankoffskis have a history wit #like I watched the specific nightmare time with the time bastard after the musical and ted saying “it'll take 85 years to print” just. #hit the same part of my brain as pete going “it feels like 5 years for my hot chocolate” #peter spankoffski #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #npmd #npmd spoilers #Tinky #tnoy karaxis

[llumimoon]

The Talk (page 15) END

Doodler AU post || start || previous || bonus

And that’s a wrap! :D Thank you guys SO MUCH for reading, genuinely I appreciate it soso much that so many of you liked my lil comic <3 If you’re wondering, Dot’s story isn’t over, in a lot of ways this comic was meant to be just the beginning!

Dialogue under the cut!

Sparrow:You really liked that hot chocolate, huh?

Sparrow: Let’s get you another one, okay?

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #sparrow oak #the doodler #lark oak #mercedes oak garcia #henry oak #doodle dot au #cal draws #thetalkcomic #OUGGHH I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER !! #I’m very proud of myself for finishing this and keeping a schedule <333 #i hope you guys enjoyed the story :] #I’ll probably release the bonus page sometime this weekend #it’s some dialogue between Sparrow and Lark that I think is v interesting #but I couldn’t find a way to stick it in the comic cause I already had gotten too far by the time I thought it up #BTW. the hot chocolate is a Henry and Mercedes recipe #and yes the hot chocolate Dot drank was the same recipe #I loved drawinf the oak family 🥺 they r soooo important to me <3 #OH and I’m gonna release a poll abt the next story bit later also

[wizardnuke]

i know it's popular fanon to think that essek has little to no relationship experience and i do think his bedroom experience is average at best (for a hot young* elf) but i Personally think he's got a long line of heartbreaks behind him. i mean this so slash negative slash derogatory i think he was out there wining and dining and leaving-behining all the time. just for fun and profit. working on his acting chops. showing off. he likes attention dude. i don't think that's directly contradictory to him being very reclusive and quiet about his work i think he was mysterious and sexy and thought flirting was funny. anyway he and caleb "genuinely falls in love with every other person he meets and then is really weird about it, EXCEPT for essek, who he was genuinely honeypotting" widogast, who essek was also genuinely honeypotting for reasons Far beyond boredom (see: i think some of his early weirdness/awkward formality can be explained by the fact that he was trying to mask real homicidal rage towards the m9) are insane together they're ride or die they're perfect for each other they're lifelong "friends" and they're playing mind games the likes of which would level a city park id they broke out of containment. and it's enrichment for them

#i think it is absolutely critical to keep in mind that 1. this CHILD of an elf (in comparison to da'leth) convinced DA'LETH to do treason #with him. not that i think da'leth is generally against treason but essek had to have been a winning combo of cunning and charismatic for #that to work. and 2. caleb generally falls in love with everyone BUT this is so critical BUT he did not fucking do that with essek. #he Did Not. my guy is not that stupid he knew exactly what he was looking at. he didn't know the scale but he knew Something Was Up #and essek 'flirts so often he forgets he's flirting' thelyss and caleb 'victim and perp of some of the most insane relationship drama to #ever come out of wildemount AND a trained manipulator' widogast stumbled into one another sometime circa hot chocolate whiskey #and Aeor Horrors #and both promptly had the same OH NO moment before saying fuck it and showing off increasingly complicated spells #as a mating dance #while also still being deeply insane about their perception of 'normal relationships' and 'how to communicate' #caleb did a good job at the grove but. where's the fic where he gets essek to stay the damn night via shutting off his magic

[taikk0]

the fandom needs to stop defending him this dude is a menace no wonder kraang beat him up

#SLASH JAYING #but fr tho everytime i slander him ppl are like 'what did he do </3' like.... he knows damn well what he did 🙄🙄 #let a guy badmouth a blue turtle once in a while #hes stupid/pos #hes stupid/neg #<-simultaneously #the bottom right one makes me laugh #lets doodle! *renders* #'hes such a gentleman' #no hes not are we talking about the same character #he licks fish bowls and eats chocolate fondue off of his own grippers #hes gross and weird✋ #i hate leonardo #*draws him fanart* #duality truly #enemies to still enemies #enemies to whatever tf zim and dib had going on in the mopiness of doom #that is such a weirdly obscure reference but if ykyk i guess #are you still reading the tags #good #i ate shit when i was a child and i think that has impacted my mental development #it didnt damage my brain or anything it just proved that i was stupid i think #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt 2k18 #mikyomix art

[linagram]

mini-interrogation time! [ valentine's day special ]

to celebrate valentine's day, the guards have asked linagram prisoners one simple question related to this holiday!

"How do you feel about Valentine's Day?"

(all these answers take place after the second trial)

Akio: "My parents celebrate it. I don't really care about it personally. Receiving a gift from him would be nice."

Aimi: "I like the aesthetic and the meaning of it, but I don't have anyone to celebrate it with.."

Prisoner 003, Shun, wasn't able to answer the question. The paper he was supposed to use has also been eaten by him.

Naomi: "How am I supposed to feel about it? Am I supposed to feel anything at all? Please tell me."

Kei: "I like it! But I don't really celebrate it. I remember receiving chocolates once back when I was in school, but I don't remember who made them and how I reacted.."

Eiko: "TAKERU TAKERU TAKERU TAKERU TAKERU TAKERU TAKERU Do you know when Eiji-kun is going to come back? I have prepared a gift for him.."

Asahi: "I only care about the chocolates. I'm too young for all the romance stuff anyway."

Yurika: "I used to dislike it, but now I get to spend it with Takame-san. So I like it."

Riku: "I always was very popular in school, so obviously I get a lot of gifts and chocolates every year. I usually give the ones I don't like to Yue, but I guess that's not possible anymore."

Reina: "I forgot that it was a thing. I guess this tells you everything you need to know."

#it's okay guys everytime akio mentions arata the guy sneezes or trips or gets a headache #trust me shun is doing great <3 he is doing fine. he is doing so well. #same for naomi! the expectations duo my beloved and most sanest linagram duo #riku already got the worst punishment ever now he'll have to eat the chocolates he doesn't like #📱linagram timeline 📱 #(this is not really THE interrogation so. yeah not gonna tag it as one) #👑prisoner 001: miyagawa akio👑 #🌸prisoner 002: hanasaki aimi🌸 #💔prisoner 003: ishizu shun 💔 #🌿prisoner 004: chiba naomi🌿 #🍓prisoner 005: sanada kei 🍓 #💎prisoner 006: yoshioka eiko💎 #🍬prisoner 007: yano asahi 🍬 #🎀prisoner 008: maruyama yurika 🎀 #🎸prisoner 009: kuroki riku 🎸 #🎭prisoner 010: himura reina🎭

[natsmagi]

SORA VALENTINES DAY IS REAL OH MY GOD

HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON THE VALENTINES DAY ANON THEYVE WAITED A YEAR FOR RHIS

#i will say tho.......... #same switch outfit as their unit outfit but now valentines themed....... for our climax? #:') okay #this is fine im fine >seething #AT LEAST ITS CUTE!!!! ITS CUTE!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT COMPLAINyes i will BUT NO I WONT!!!!!!!!!!! #BECAUSE SORA LOOKS ADORABLE AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE NTMG TOO!!!!!!!! #i wanted something big and unique and special BUT WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER I LOVE VALENTINES #EVERHINE SJUT UP #ALSO I HAVE MORE ASKS TO ANSWER BUT I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP #I WILL ANSEER THEM IN probably an hour or two #WAIT FOR ME #ask #LOOKING AT IT SOME MORE AND AT LEAST IT HAS SOME ADORABLE FEATUTES #LIKE THE LIGHTNING BOLTS BEING CHOCOLATE DECO #AND THE FROSTING FRECKLES #omg and i think the cape thing are like. fairy wings?? or something???? #LIKE AT LEAST EFFORT WAS PUT IN TO MAKE THIS SOMETHING MORE SPECIAL THAN THE PREV VALENTINES EVENTS IMO #BUT FUCK! #guys im going thru it #it is really creative and fun looking compared to the otjers but AUGHFHFHFHHGHGHHG #the BACKGROUND THO LOOKS SUPER INTERESTING #like an amusement park or something?? #SO I LOOK FORWARD TO IT

[reineydraws]

i drew this in like, 2020, with the intention of making it part of an stz summer post and then... never finished..... the other ones......... alas. here's a summer tendou incorrectly using a paddling boat! ☀️✨️

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu fanart #hq fanart #haikyuu!! fanart #tendou satori #hq tendou #shiratorizawa #this is based off a picture of me at the beach LOL it was fun to hang on to the boat like this #the whole set is based on beach pictures from this same day i went ;P #one was goshiki and ushiwaka moving an inflatable swan #the other one was shirabu on said inflatable swan looking relaxed and smug with semi off to the side looking annoyed #the theme was centred around the swan bc stz and white birds yknow? and then the one i finished was the one without the swan lol rip #if i had extra time id draw tendou as the chocolate guy!!! gotta love monsieur guichon 😌😌😌

[poppibranchlover]

Take a moment to appreciate this fresh new render of our beloved precious boy! I immediately fell in love with this pic, so I decided to share it to all of you! 😍🥰💙

BONUS:

THE BAND'S BACK TOGETHER!!! 💙💚💜💛❤️

Pictures were taken from the Cake Bites website. If you need to know where I find these, search for the website through this URL: https://www.cakebites.com/product/trolls-brozone-chocolate-cakebites/

#dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #branch #brozone #bro zone #floyd #clay #spruce #john dory #branch pictures #brozone pictures #trolls band together pictures #brozone chocolate cake bites #cake bites #HNNNNGGGGHHH...CAN'T BREATHE!!! 🤩🤩🤩 #YOU GUYS...NEW RENDER ALERT!!! 😍💙 #WHY HE LOOKS SO GOOD NOW??? 😍💙 #SO IS HIS BROS TOO!!! 😄 #HE HAD HIS BRACELET IN THIS PIC!!! JUST LOOOOOOKKK!!! 🤩🤩🤩 #but he's still the same old branchie i used to know and love right??? 🥰💙 #i'll just calm down for a sec after typing like this xD

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Everyone always says 'step out of the bubble that is your feed' and 'social media is an echo chamber' and 'consider that others do not see the things that you do'

But I was thinking on some grand, political, left vs. right scale.

I didn't stop to consider that mine own husband has never even heard of the goddamn chocolate guy

#One of the lucky 10000 #But also #No idea how that happened #I have seen almost all of them #And we have been in the same room for most of the last 3 years #HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN #10/10 would marry again #It's the chocolate guy

[spacehasnobiney]

i gotta stop buying plushies, i have eleven of them on my bed rn, two on my shelf, one back home, two that will probably be ready to pick up tonight, and one that i ordered yesterday. also half of them are pokemon plushes, all but one of which are wooper or its evolutions

#space's stupid ramblings #and none of them are squishmallows. for your information. i don't get the appeal of those. #i have: #craig (short for craigory) the raven plush i got at the grand canyon last summer #fluffy the webkinz lilac guinea pig who is named after my childhood pet of the same name #two blahaj in different sizes (both simply called blahaj) #makar from the wind waker #robert omb the bob-omb #moth the squishable luna moth #chocolate chip muffin the paldean wooper and her little brother blueberry pancake the johtoian wooper #henry the sitting cutie quagsire #a wind waker link #sitting cuties trapinch (who i have yet to name) #steven the minecraft goat #a beanie baby poodle meant to represent my dog #and on the way are freckle and ivy from lackadaisy as well as a clodsire #i may have a problem. but i'm the coziest little guy so it's fine

[elirluna]

those hyperrealistic cakes piss me off so much. it doesn't look appetizing so whats the point. use clay instead

#same with the chocolate guy #get tf outta here

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

.

#okay #so #like #the willy wonka glasgow thing #and the unknown #the villain spat out by the ai generated ''script'' #the evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls and is a nebulous sort of ''him'' #am i the only person who feels a little like uncomfy about it #because like #it hits on a lot of antisemitic tropes #and roald dahl said some incredibly antisemitic stuff and his antisemitism is present in some of his novels #i doubt that the AI generated that villain from dahls books #unless they used an AI solely fed dahls works #(i mean like the oompa loompas in the book were uh well lets just say the guy was pretty fucking racist toward black people) #but its an uncomfortable correlation all the same #and like #i dont think im qualified nor feel equipped to discuss it #but maybe it says something that these tropes are present enough in whatever it was the AI was trained on #but i havent read the script nor do i know generative language models well enough to draw any meaningful inferences there #idk dude #im just #a little uncomfy about it

[fieriframes]

[MAN: The chocolate, the peanut butter, you give me a shake that has bacon in it, and the worst thing you can do is nothing, I'm happy, I'm a happy man for life. You know, it's both sweet and savory at the same time, and it just strikes a really good balance]

#s33e06 something sweet #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #peanut butter #worst thing #same time #good balance #happy man #chocolate #shake #bacon #life