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lettie-lutz · 2 years
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Mary: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Samson: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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pinkykitten · 4 years
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Imagine Albino man declaring his love for you...
The Greatest Showman Samson (Albino Man) x female! reader
Requested: By anon hi! I love your TGS works (especially with Walter and Albino Twins)! if you still support requests, can you please write something with Albino Man x fem reader? dating or how he is insecure of a declaration of love, for example.. thanks anyway!
Authors Note: its been a while since ive written for tgs. i miss it! i feel like my og self u know. according to tumblr tho they say the albino man’s name is samson, so sorry if thats not his name.  
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You had been to the circus numerous of times. It was your favorite place to go and when you had time off you went with either your friends, family or by yourself. Either way you felt like a child in the presence of stunt men, singers, animals, and oddities. It was unique and a place where you could be yourself. 
One act or person caught your eye. It was the albino man. In your eyes he was so beautiful. His hair fell over his shoulder like a angelic waterfall. His skin looked so soft. He danced with moves that looked like an elegant swan. Every time he showed up on stage was breathtaking. 
You didn’t know that he gave you looks. You never saw when he stood by you, having a bouquet of roses wanting to give them to you but he was too shy. He saw you. He wanted to just say hi to hear your voice but he was ashamed and too nervous. 
“You have to tell her,” Anne looked at you standing in the line to get your ticket for the show about to start. “I know she would love you.”
Samson shook his head, “I can’t. I’m too scared. What if she thinks I’m weird or ugly? I’ve gotten that a lot.”
“And what if she doesn’t?” Lettie placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder. “What if you’re all wrong about her? She could be the one. Don’t waste this opportunity.”
Samson looked longingly at your dressed up self. You smiled as you greeted the ticket man as you were handed your ticket. You were so beautiful. 
“Just take a chance,” Lettie said, praying Samson would talk to you. 
“You’re right. I’m going to do it. Today is the day,” Samson declared as he took timid steps toward you. 
You were about to go find your seats when Samson stopped you. “U’m excuse me ma’am.”
“Oh hey, aren’t you that albino guy in the show? What a pleasure to meet you.” You gave him a handshake. “Can I just say I’m a fan. You dance really well and I love your outfit.” You swallowed your words as you were noticing you were conversing too much. “I’m sorry, what were you here to ask me?”
Samson’s eyes lit up at how you talked about him. You were mesmerizing. He knew you were the one. “I just wanted to know if, say, how about I take you out to dinner after this show. I want to show you this really nice place that I think you will like.” He braced himself for your answer but all you did was give him a bright smile. 
“Sure thing. I would love to go with you. My name is y/n what is your name?”
“Samson.”
“Samson.” You repeated. You quickly kissed his cheek, “knock’em dead Samson.” You went to go for your seat and Samson stood as still as a plank of wood, so surprised that you said yes and in that moment Samson felt like he was on top of the world.
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alienahellsparkle · 3 years
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favorite characters from movies and series №3
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first row, from left to right: Maleficent (from Maleficent), Patience Phillips (from Catwoman), Roger Rabbit (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?).
second row, from left to right: Jessica Rabbit (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?), Chloe, Papi (from Beverly Hills Chihuahua).
tried row, from left to right: Delgado, Chloe and Papi’s children (from Beverly Hills Chihuahua), Sarah Sanderson (from Hocus Pocus).
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first row, from left to right: Nettie (from The Color Purple), Neytiri (from Avatar), Florence and Mary Martin “aka The Albino Twins” (from The Greatest Showman).
second row, from left to right: Najla and Khaalida “aka The Voodoo Twins”, Anne Wheeler, Fedor Jeftichew/Walter “aka The Dog Boy” (from The Greatest Showman).
tried row, from left to right: Samson “aka The Albino Man”, Nala Damajanti/Pina Conti “aka The Snake Charmer” (from The Greatest Showman), Velma Kelly (from Chicago).
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hannah-oc-palace · 4 years
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Whoms’t’ve (aka intro)
Mutanty Oleg - 21 foot slav who is oblivious- biggest fella Pyotr - edgy man who can see futures - scar mouth Aurik - too cautious and afraid - german in a bad place Shurik - loves guns knifes and eating everything - literal gremlin man Dimitri - psychic powered braincells - smart and gay Dima - four armed and understanding - Russian Pringle dad
Monstere Zach - superhero that can go gore - the thing is himbo Hollin/Background- is attracted to bastard parasite - venom is that you? Perry - mute and can manipulate periodic elements- angry chemist Gyrill - got one leg but will ride motorcycle to you - boogie woogie woogie Brody - Zach’s smart boyfriend - too kind for this
Life of The Infected Monika - can kill in a single touch - fungus child Alex - can’t die fully -a corpse boy Icee - ice powered zombie kid - cold baby Sōdō - a transfer who hates it here - two sets of teeth Bobon - just a cryptid here to vibe - trucker hat
Sewer Life Albi - young mouse -albino and afraid Ringo - Australian rat - not the drummer mate Bayou - crocodile who runs a gang - Chevrolet movie theater Ouro - snake lady -ssslut Gata - a black kitten who’s dad has ties to the gang - pretty dirty Beta - betta fish -assassin fish Oppa - opossum - tree hobo Gruber - red eared turtle - old and sick Fonidae - toad - the loving cook
Louisiana’s Worst Swamp Marsh - swamp creature that is true neutral - chickem Willow - lil sis who is hyperactive - grass hair
A Ship Named Canis Cameron - perky assistant-  so no legs? Viverr - trained fighter -false cat boy Deapodia - geologist digger bee - bee movie Piet - abstract being who changes form - too cool for reality Bravo - android genreal - robo dad Etor - shark boy/girl who is talking a lot - glass shark Löward - the medic is filled with bromine and love - he’s you're bro(mine) Fabaria - calm until not -nerd plant Visin - psychic mechanic - eyes
Dork-asaurus Marc - brontosaurus who’s had enough bs - tired and French Opal - sweet mosasaurus - proper lady Roger - rude ass pterodactyl - piss rights
False Myths Xaoc - god of chaos, death and the sun - kill and murder Nadzor - god of order, life and the moon - business official Sherman - just a teen vampire - pastel vamp Tsyalo - god of neutrality and maybe weed - seedling emoji
Branded With Magic Sunglasses Lady Shades - brash and arrogant warrior - red tat Lord Shades - engineer who is kinda dumb - yellow tat Little Shades - vibrant fashion designer - blue tat Commerce - an ai that said bastardly deeds time - Static chatter Perfect Shades - resident hot bad guy - fake tat
Defenders of Nothing Oliver - Paladin who is trying his best -nervous but chaotic Adira - Ranger girls who say bruh - woodland child Mendax - demon of lies - fire pants
The Many Cases of Doodleopolis Detective Doodle (Marcel) - The detective around here - coffee addict Marco - Marcel’s brother - asshole on main Miss Jubilee - Marcel’s coworker -berry nice Molly - ghost working at a cafe - waitress under stress Dr Ottipu - doctor that is an octopus - stethoscope in water
Welcome to Louksen Marmy - a sweet antler baby - just a boy Fay - quiet and listening always - blind poet Dooper - dog snake who cannot talk - pubby Gora Fiddle - works with her mom- hardly working Samson - neighborhood old cook - cranky candy cane Kyle - a radical god -surfs up mortals Sean LeFuef - in places he shouldn’t be - abandoned
The Deadly 7 Ryan - rager - guitar Creed - mr crabs but subtle - producer Anthony - eats their feelings - tech Solone - bored of everything - drums V- punk girl gets envious of everyone- keyboard Paul - has five mirrors -bass Lucy - she kisses and tells - lead vocalist
OOC - Me the girl who said this was a good idea - boo boo the fool
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damndirtyrat · 5 years
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❛ Evil in general don't sleep, and therefore don’t see why anyone else should. ❜ (Inquisitor Samson, hoping to recruit Dutch after tracking him down in Darktown)
He looks over his shoulder--Samson. Well, Dutch has lived in Kirkwall his whole life, he’s known the man’s name, met him, maybe once, when Varric had introduced him, but that had been years ago, before Hawke was champion, before any of this business with the Mages and Templars had come to a head. He was a broken soldier back then, with less of a reputation than he has now--a reputation, it would seem, that has brought Samson to him. A man of repute in his own right now, as well. 
“Must be desperate you come all the way here lookin’ for me.” The albino says in his thick, Marcher’s accent. His voice is rougher than it used to be. “You’re runnin’ the show now, I hear. Word gets around--so do Varric’s letters.” 
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He laughs, “What did ya do? Strong arm my location outta him?” not that it would take much, Varric’s a bit soft around the edges, but even so, he’s Dutch’s oldest friend. “Maybe I like sleepin’, anyhow--none of your business.” 
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Success in Progress
chapter 1
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Summary: Brock gets invited to Venture compound by Jonas himself to protect his son.
(yes this thing has a name now and I am in too deep. I hope you all love my weird ideas for the origin of this man we saw for five seconds. I just love successful Rusty, ok?) 
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 The tour was just for show, the safe version you showed dying kids whose last wish was just to see the Venture Compound because they loved Rusty Venture so much. All the secrets and interesting stuff safely locked up, out of sight and if you wanted to see more, Jonas’s dazzling show man smile and the flare he gave to the mundane things everyone knew about was all it took to get you to shut up.
Brock sat in the very back of the people mover keeping his eyes on Venture’s heir, quietly sitting there every once in awhile turning towards the albino and opening his mouth as if to say something but remaining quiet when his father glanced his way.  
The only one eating up Jonas’s show and bullshit facts was Billy who was even asking questions and excitedly trying to tell Jonas and Rusty fun facts he had heard about their own compound.   
Brock took this time to take in the security measures silently taking notes for him to check it out more later.
After what felt like hours of being on a tour from hell, Brock noticed the albino sleeping soundly against Rusty’s shoulder. Rusty was annoyedly trying to knock him off but stopped moving each time his dad’s eyes hit him.
He only found some strength in himself to complete the task after they came to a stop by a building that definitely wasn’t intended for the public to ever enter. Pete scowled at the rude awakening but seeing Jonas’s eyes on the pair, didn’t attempt anything on his son.
“This, gentlemen, shall be our working quarters,” Jonas said easily stopping the people mover and stepping out, “I apologize it is so far out, I would usually just use the down stairs lab for something like this but with the Spinx threats and the recent fire, I felt we needed a more secure place for a project so important.”
“Fire?” Billy questioned just as alarmed as Brock himself was at this news.
“Yeah my last body guard went crazy and tried to burn us alive,” Rusty said with a shrug, crawling over his friend who wasn’t getting out of the vehicle fast enough for his liking.
Pete, who had seemed like he was on the up and up of Venture history looked surprised by this, sitting there a moment longer before Rusty and Billy whined for him to hurry up.
Brock trailed behind them listening to the history lesson for once on this building. It was fire proof, he had been using it as a fall out bunker of sorts for his most prized inventions Jonas didn’t wish to be destroyed by any of the sieges on the castle.
The first floor was for show, filled with junk from the Rusty Venture show Jonas had collected over the years instantly brightening up Billy’s mood once more. Jonas chuckled and told him he could take what he liked later, but now there was science to be done.
Jonas popped open a trap door at the end of the room and disappeared down it, Rusty didn’t hesitate to do the same. His friends however stood nervously looking at each other before glancing back down into the dark tunnel leading only god knew where.
“After you Billy,” White said with a smile extending his hand towards the entrance.
“No way, this is reminding me way too much of the time Jonas’s brain was taken over by pod people who were trying to steal everyone’s brains. This is a trap.”
“Its not a trap, you are being a big wuss, its just a scary hole in the ground in a junk garage.”  
“Dude, this is all first edition merch from the Rusty Venture show, its far from junk! And if you aren’t scared, you go down there!”
“I am going to toss you down there if you don’t hurry up,” Brock snarled at Billy and Pete who instantly stopped bickering, Pete disappearing first while Billy took a nervous glance at Brock before he too disappeared. Brock was the last down, quickly scaling his way down the secure rung ladder.
“What took you so long,” Rusty sneered at them as they finally caught up to the Ventures in what appeared to be a normal looking lab, but normal labs were never this hidden from the public. Something about all of this just wasn’t sitting right with Brock as he stepped towards the nerds gathering around Jonas who was by a white board fiddling with some equations while he waited for them all to catch up.
Written at the top of the Board was the title ‘Problem Light’ and under it was a crude rough sketch of a box with a red eye in the center.
“Excuse us for being a little nervous of the weird secret lab,” Pete scoffed playfully punching his friend in the arm before leaning close to Rusty and whispering as if Brock couldn’t hear him, “What is with the secrecy anyway? This illegal? Should we be letting that fella in here?”
“It may be frowned upon later but its hardly illegal,” Jonas chuckled.
“You, um haven’t been to the Amazon lately have you?” Billy asked nervously wringing his hands.
“No brain slugs up here,” Jonas chuckled lightly tapping his own head, “No this is a safety precaution because of Spinx and of course the Guild or anymore unexpected fires. This is so nothing destroys our progress and makes us have to restart our work.”
“And even if it was illegal, I would permit Brock down here, he is here to help keep you three safe and safety is the most important thing.”
Rusty snorted at that but said nothing.  
“So, um…what are we going to be working on?” Pete asked leaning up against the counter nearly knocking some glass vials on the floor making Brock snort, it didn’t seem like safety was that important since Jonas just chuckled at that and didn’t scold him.
“We are going to work together to put a stop to something that has been plaguing man kind since the beginning.”
“A cure for Cancer?” Billy ventured a guess.
“Bad hair days,” Pete joked nudging at Rusty who swatted back at him.
“While those are equally as bad,” Jonas said with a bit of an eye roll and shake of his head, “I was talking about death itself. A way to put a stopper on it before it can take the best and brightest minds away from us before they can really make progress on the world.”  
“And how we gonna do that? That seems pretty impossible,” Billy said finally showing some good skepticism in the man.
“Everything seems impossible at first, but great men like us have always been able to find a way to beat the odds.”
He turned towards them with a smile that would make any weak-willed person sway to it, his words promising anything was possible. Well, he was Jonas Venture, he had done some impressive feats in the past, so why wouldn’t these idiots just take everything he said at face value?
Rusty didn’t seem to share their new-found enthusiasm as Jonas began rambling about his little ideas and being generous enough to allow participation from the rest of the class.
Jonas had introduced this as Rusty’s project, yet he seemed to have very little say or control over it, constantly being talked over by his dad and just standing back and letting him talk finally.
Brock would have been more concerned with that if Rusty’s ideas didn’t seem utterly stupid, even to someone like Brock who barely knew anything about science.
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After a long day of Brock just standing in the back of the room and watching a bunch of nerds spit ball ideas, Jonas finally lead them all to the living quarters and it seemed even here secrets were hidden. On opening the door, Brock picked up the faint sound of babies crying and Rusty pushed past both Brock and his father, both glaring at their charge, as he instantly ran up the stairs.
“Rust is a daddy,” Pete said with a giggle at Brock’s confused state, “Little baby twins. Little boy adventurers in the making.”
“I did not want my grandchildren on his files,” Jonas said after not so gently ushering Billy through the door, “The higher ups of course know but it is listed as classified until I choose to reveal them to the world. I fear I revealed Rusty himself too early in my excitement and that caused nothing but problems down the line.”  
Brock thought that was an understatement, Rusty’s first kidnappings was at three and according to his files, was nearly sacrificed on a satanic alter by one of Jonas’s ex-girlfriends. Whether or not that ex was Rusty’s own mother, Brock didn’t know, his mother’s identity was also classified.
“I trust Rusty set you two up in your quarters last night?” Jonas asked turning a serious look towards the scientists looking ready to tear his son a new one if he hadn’t.
“Oh yeah, Rust showed us our room, but it doesn’t seem like there will be enough room for this fella since Kano and that other guy live here too.”
“Rodney is moving out,” Jonas said with a chuckle, “I am sure Billy was happy to see Action Man before he retired from Team Venture.”  
“Billy got him to sign his autograph book,” Pete chuckled walking over to the couch and making himself at home, “Ya better watch out Jonas, he will be trying to get you next.”
“I will gladly sign your book,” Jonas said bending to Billy’s level like he was an actual child and gripping his shoulder reassuringly, Brock thought Billy would pass out from excitement just the way stars flew from his eyes.
Jonas turned his attention to the staircase as Rusty finally reappeared, a baby in each arm and a large Asian man walking behind him.
“How are the Junior members of Team Venture doing?” Jonas asked a seriousness laced in his gentle words.
“They were fine while we were gone today, Kano is actually competent with children unlike Helper,” with just the bitterness alone in his tone Brock could tell there was a history there.
“Helper was designed to take care of children,” Jonas chuckled holding his arms out expecting Rusty to hand him one of his grandchildren but Rusty did not, he kept going to the couch before sitting with Pete who took the blonde one instead.
“Little Hank is a dead ringer for Samson, you not telling us something, Rust?” the albino chuckled holding the baby up and Brock just stared back at the drooling creature he was not informed about. He was also not informed most of Team Venture had left. Or that Jonas was trying to make some kind of immortality machine.  
“No, my son is not related to the hired help,” Rusty grumbled back swatting at his friend who kept bouncing his son in his arms.  
Brock tuned their bickering out easily staring at the man’s father’s easy smile that was always seemed to be hiding something.
He knew he was going to get no answers from Jonas, all his information was under the heavy lock and key of his charismatic smiles and easy lies and misdirection but Rusty, he might be able to answer him.
“Will dinner be ready soon?” Jonas asked with his usual smile as he turned to a mini bar preparing himself a drink and Kano merely nodded not saying a word as he disappeared into the kitchen where Brock caught the site of a blue robot running around with a chef hat on.
This was the weirdest job he had ever agreed to be apart of and he had once fought David Bowie in Berlin over some sacred artifact that was rumored to grant immortality. Boy would Jonas have loved to have that thing, too bad it melted in Lava…
Pete had already turned on the TV, some sitcom was on that he and Rusty seemed to be arguing over. Rusty was of the opinion it was lame, Pete thought it was high art.
“She’s a teenage witch and her cat talks! What else do you need?”
“Something that isn’t garbage?” Rusty growled back failing to swat the remote from his friend without jostling his child, “Besides the stupid cat gives Hank nightmares, you know that.”
“It gives you nightmares,” Pete hissed back sitting on the remote, so his friend couldn’t steal it, “Hank here loves the damn cat. Don’t ya Hank?”
“Cat!” Hank gurgled reaching towards the black cat on the TV.
Jonas like the king he was, sat high in his arm chair, legs folded and one arm over the back and whiskey in hand like he was posing for a fashion magazine. Keeping a close eye on everything going on in the room, not paying any attention to Billy leaning over the arm of the couch, rambling to him about the man’s own many adventures.
“Brock, please have a seat,” Jonas commanded, and Brock did as he was told not wanting any trouble to come from the first night on the job. He sat in the middle of the circular couch, just between the nerds arguing and the babies getting fussy on his left and the nerd groveling to the personification of God himself.  
There was nothing for Brock do here, so he got up to leave, maybe go collect his duffle bag from the car and do a perimeter check before dinner and finding a way to sneak into Rusty’s room later tonight to get some real answers from him. Something just didn’t feel about this entire situation. Nothing. Keeping Rusty’s children a secret, having only two assistants who were rather new to the field of science for such a large project, all the blacked-out information on Venture’s files, the last body guard losing her mind after being here six months.
He felt Jonas’s eyes watching him as he got up to leave and was just at the door when Jonas called for him. He turned his head back noticing the only ones still making any noises were the fussy infants, he momentarily locked eyes with Rusty who mouthed something to him while Jonas’s head was turned from him and it only made the oddness of this assignment sink in more.
‘You can’t just leave.’
“Where are you headed?”
“I was going to get my things from my car---”
Jonas merely chuckled cutting him off with a wave of his hand, gulping down the rest of his whiskey before he said firmly.
“Its all already been taken care of, I had Helper bring your things into your new room while we were busy today. Just relax, have a drink, go take a dip in my pool, unwind my dear boy. You must learn to relax.”
“Your robot touched my car?” Brock almost sneered and Rusty seemed to sense the danger like a second sense, collected his other child from Pete and was already hurrying back up the stairs, Pete dragging Billy with them.  
“Relax, relax, Helper didn’t harm your car,” he chuckled, “You left the keys in the hanger! He just merely unlocked the trunk and transferred your one duffel bag to your new room. If you would like I can show you there?”
“What’s your game?” Brock couldn’t help but question out loud.
“There is none,” Jonas said like a father trying to comfort his child, “You have been on the front line so long, I think you are just looking for one. Spinx isn’t here right now, you can let your guard down sometimes. You must learn to do so or you will lose yourself, trust me on this.”
“I have watched you look for a threat all day, Spinx like the Guild before them is not subtle, you will know when you need to prepare for battle. I appreciate you take your job more seriously then the last hack they sent here but you are young, Brock, you don’t need to be so tense. Don’t go looking for threats that aren’t there. I hired you in case of emergencies to keep my son safe, that doesn’t mean you must lose your sanity looking for a threat every waking moment. It is the first day, just breath and get used to the surroundings gradually, that is all you have to do.”  
He patted Brock on the shoulder gently, “Your room is down that hallway on the left-hand side, Kano’s is right next door if you ever require anything. Upstairs,” he pointed his glass the way Rusty and his friends had disappeared to, “Is our sleeping quarters. Mine at the very end of the hall if you ever need me, Billy and Pete’s to the left-hand side and Rusty and his sons are to the right. That is the lay out I know you must have been dying to scope out for yourself, but you don’t need to. You only need to ask Brock. We aren’t the enemy, we may do things you don’t understand but we do them for a reason.”  
“I asked for privacy as a top operative of the OSI myself, I helped fund the organization back in ’62, I feel I have earned my privacy in their files. You know what the Guild has done to my Rusty and what they have continued to do to him to this day and now Spinx is in the mix, I don’t want Rusty fearing for those boys lives like I had to, so I leave them out of our documents.”
Brock did know, that was some of the stuff that wasn’t classified. A few months ago they had been sending dead snakes to the Venture compound making demands for Venture’s son or the entire compound would be destroyed, they had yet to make due on that threat.
“Are the boys the former body guard’s…” Brock began before Jonas cut him off with a frown.
“Dean and Hank are not her sons, she came to that conclusion herself when her and Rusty began an intimate relationship and she became a tab bit too attached,” Jonas said with a sigh and shake of his head, “The compound catching fire? That wasn’t Spinx or the Guild.”
“And you still want OSI protection after that?”
“I am getting old, Kano is getting old, Team Venture is barely holding together because they are all married and wish for more time with their families instead of keeping things like they always have been,” Jonas chuckled a tinge of sadness in his eyes, “One psycho doesn’t automatically change the fact the OSI is a competent organization with people like yourself willing to help me. Not only with Spinx but to protect Rusty when I am gone. I love my son, my greatest project, my legacy, more then words can tell but he is weak, and he needs someone to look after him always.”
“I can’t guarantee I will be here forever,” Brock grumbled shaking his head.
“I can’t force it on you, but I hope you can one day call yourself a member of Team Venture, Mr. Samson, I can already tell you are a reliable young man.”
Jonas patted Brock fondly on the arm before leading him to the bar to share a drink with him and Brock didn’t feel he could refuse him. Rusty’s warning stuck on his mind though and left him lying in bed staring at the ceiling long after he had retired.
‘You can’t just leave.’
A part of him almost wanted to trust Jonas, he didn’t seem like that bad of a guy and well his son did seem like a bit of a pompous, ungrateful little asshole but he still couldn’t shake that warning. Would he be able to leave when this was all said and done?
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tonightontv · 6 years
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The strapping Western and action star also had a memorable role in 'The Dirty Dozen' and an opportunistic first encounter with Cecil B. DeMille.
Clint Walker, who flexed his considerable brawn — but only when he had to — as a gentle giant on Cheyenne, the landmark 1950s Western that aired for seven seasons on ABC, has died. He was 90. 
Walker, who also starred in such Film-to-watchonline s as Send Me No Flowers (1964), None But the Brave (1965) and the World War II classic The Dirty Dozen (1967), died Monday of congestive heart failure in Grass Valley, California, his daughter Valerie said. 
With a chiseled 6-foot-6, 250-pound physique that showed off a 48-inch chest and 32-inch waist, the rugged, blue-eyed Walker was often hired for Westerns and action work. He was tough (and lucky) off the screen as well: He survived a 1971 skiing accident at Mammoth Mountain in California in which his heart was punctured by a ski pole and he was pronounced dead.
In 1955, Walker was cast by Warner Bros. in TV’s first-ever hourlong Western as Cheyenne Bodie, a principled cowboy drifter in the post-American Civil War era who was raised by the Cherokees who killed his parents. Cheyenne, produced by Roy Huggins of Maverick and Rockford Files fame, started out as part of Warner Brothers Presents in a rotation with the movie spinoffs Casablanca and Kings Row.
"I think they had all the leading men available in Hollywood to test for Cheyenne two days in a row, and they had me test with them," Walker recalled in a 2012 interview for the Archive of American Television. "The first day I was very, very nervous. I could see all these people that I’d seen in pictures over the years and I thought, 'I don't stand a chance.'
"The second day, I thought, 'I'm not going to get the job anyway so why don’t I just relax and enjoy it,' which I did. Then the next thing I heard about four days later was Jack Warner reviewed all the stuff, pointed to me and said, 'That is Cheyenne.'"
In 1958, Walker, now a household name, went on strike in a contract dispute, and while he was away, Warners replaced him with Ty Hardin as a character named Bronco Layne. When Walker returned to the series in 1959 after his deal was renegotiated, Hardin was given his own show. Cheyenne ran for 103 episodes until December 1962.
Walker, a baritone, also sang on Cheyenne, and the studio produced a 1959 album, Inspiration, with Walker and the Sunset Serenades performing traditional songs and ballads.
Norman Eugene Walker, a twin, was born May 30, 1927, in Hartford, Illinois. He fashioned his own weights out of concrete, joined the Merchant Marine at age 17 and toiled on a riverboat, in a paper mill and on an oil field. Working security at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas, he met show-business types who encouraged him to try his luck in Hollywood.
Not surprisingly, Walker's first role came as an uncredited Tarzan in the Bowery Boys Film-to-watchonline Jungle Gents (1954).
He heard Cecil B. DeMille was looking for muscular men to cast for his 1956 epic The Ten Commandments. Walker got an appointment with the intimidating director, but on the way to Paramount, he stopped on the freeway to change a flat tire for a woman.
"You’re late, young man," Walker recalled DeMille saying when he arrived. When he told the director the reason why, DeMille replied, "Yes, I know all about it. That [woman you helped] was my secretary."
Walker got a small part in the picture.
After Cheyenne got hot, he starred in the title role of Yellowstone Kelly (1959), playing a fur trapper who because of his friendship with the Sioux refuses to join with the U.S. Cavalry in a 1876 raid against the tribe. That movie was sandwiched between the Westerns Fort Dobbs (1958) and Gold of the Seven Saints (1961).
Walker received second billing to Frank Sinatra in None But the Brave, a World War II saga set in the South Pacific that Sinatra also directed. Walker then starred as Big Jim Cole in the adventure movie The Night of the Grizzly (1966), which he said was his favorite Film-to-watchonline to do.
The big man hit his stride with The Dirty Dozen, which starred Lee Marvin as a hardscrabble officer stuck with the dirty duty of penetrating a German fortress, accompanied by 12 condemned soldiers who have nothing to lose. Walker played Samson Posey, who had been convicted of murder. In his best scene, Marvin goads Walker into flashing his temper, attacking him with a knife before disarming the much bigger guy.
(Years later, Walker lent his authoritative voice to the role of Nick Nitro in Joe Dante's 1998 animated Film-to-watchonline Small Soldiers. Dirty Dozen co-stars Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown and George Kennedy also had roles.)
The good-natured Walker also appeared in much frothier entertainment, most notably in the light comedy Send Me No Flowers (1964) with Rock Hudson, Doris Day and Tony Randall.
He continued to work steadily late in 1960s with roles in Sam Whiskey, More Dead Than Alive and The Great Bank Robbery, all released in 1969. He co-starred in The White Buffalo (1977), one of the quirkiest Westerns ever made, in which Charles Bronson limned Wild Bill Hickok in pursuit of an albino buffalo.
During the 1970s, Walker was seen in the teleFilm-to-watchonline s Yuma from Aaron Spelling, Hardcase and The Bounty Man and in Pancho Villa (1972). He starred in a shortlived Alaska-set series titled Kodiak, in which he played the title character, an Alaska State trooper.
Walker made numerous guest-star appearances on a wide range of TV shows during his career, including on The Jack Benny Program, Maverick, The Lucille Ball Show and Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.
Duane Byrge contributed to this report.
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Samson: Why are you on the floor?
Philip: I'm depressed.
Philip: Also I was stabbed, can you get Anne, please?
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Anne: We need a distraction.
Samson: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Charles: My time has come.
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Lettie: I think we're missing something.
Samson: Teamwork?
Frank: Cohesion?
Anne: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Walter: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Samson: Aren't you supposed to jump over hurdles?
Walter: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Mary: I'd like for everyone to think back to a time they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated.
Samson: What did you do.
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Mary: Why are you always so paranoid?
Samson: I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it never came back, now I live in constant fear.
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Samson: You seriously need to calm down.
Anne: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavour of birthday cake can be ANY flavour??
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Samson: Not dealing with things is my preferred method of dealing with things.
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Samson, the albino man: I don’t work well under pressure.
Samson: ...or any other circumstance.
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