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My friends made a list of quotes they could see the fellowship saying from things they’ve heard me say.

Please enjoy.

Aragorn: I can’t take a shower, the other forest animals are going to make fun of me.

Legolas: I’ve never been as drunk as I plan on getting tonight.

Gimli: I’ve been winded since 7th grade gym class.

Boromir: I’m just gunna lay here and play dead till you guys get back cause there’s a lot more hiking involved than I was promised.

Gandalf: BE GONE, THOT! *exists room at dead sprint*

Sam: God made me short so Im closer to your jugular incase you disrespect my friends.

Frodo: Hey can I borrow some of your will to live, I think I lost mine 5 decisions ago.

Merry: You can never roast me harder than I’ve roasted myself. In highschool I taped a picture of my face to my hoodie for ‘ugly sweater day.’ I’m unstoppable.

Pippin: My poor mom, they warned her about contractions but not weed.

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Sam: You might have power on your side, but I know we’ll still win! Because we have the power of love on our side, and love always triumphs over evil!

Sam, to the hobbits: LETS GET HIM!

Boromir, with Merry, Frodo, Pippin & Sam clinging to him: Are you quite done yet?

Sam: It’s not working! LOVE HARDER!

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Sam: Come on, I didn’t drink that much last night. 
Merry: You were flirting with Frodo. 
Sam: So what? He’s my husband. 
Merry: You asked him if he was single.. 
Merry: And started crying when he said he wasn’t. 

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[[ disclaimer: i stuck to 1st gen ‘cause there are way too many to pick from, also excluded all legendary ‘cause - i’d make them all legendary pokemons aaaaa ]]

Aragorn: MACHAMP

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Legolas: NINETAILS

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Gandalf: ALAKAZAM

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Boromir: ARBOK

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Gimli: GOLEM

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Frodo: BUTTERFREE (u heard me)

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Sam: DITTO

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Merry: CUBONE

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Pippin: MAGIKARP

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no regrets none 

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