saw this on the vanilla extract™️ post and i was like SANDERS SIDES.
tell me i'm wrong, i dare you. also i need someone to draw this tbh because i don't think my skills can encapsulate the sheer chaos.
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Things Sanders Sides Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.2
Virgil: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Janus: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Roman: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Logan: I would say infinitesimally, ha.
Patton: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Thomas: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Remus: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Patton:
Patton: *sobs*
Janus: You fucking scared him, you idiot.
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Remy: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Thomas:
Remy: Vroom vroom, come out already
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Roman: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Logan: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Patton: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Virgil: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Logan: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Patton: Exercise more!
Remus: Set yourself on fire.
Virgil: There are two kinds of people.
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I saw this meme a while ago and wanted to do a quick remake of it. So here is Remus as the Elmo fire meme
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So I found a post screenshot I didn't remember having and I couldn't resist ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ this gave me Sides energy 🤣🤣🤣 gonna send the original under the cut, hope you like! If anyone else does something too I would love to see
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