#sanders sides quotes

[let-roman-bite-someone]

what is one sanders sides quote that lives rent free in your brain?

i'll go first:

“elms need tending—”

“ELMS TAKE CHANCES.”

#roman is so iconic #thomas sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #sanders sides #roman sanders #remus sanders #sasi #tss #patton sanders #janus sanders #sanders sides shitpost #thomas sanders sides #sanders sides quotes

[loganbutwithfeelings]

Virgil: raise your hand if you thought I was dating roman

Virgil:

Virgil: roman put your hand down

#sanders sides #sanders sides quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #virgil sanders #roman sanders #prinxiety

[out-of-context-ts]

“He just said he was a liar!”

“I didn’t say liar…. I said lawyer. Totally different.”

#sanders sides quotes #thomas sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #selfishness vs selflessness #sanders sides

[canonically47]

*Megami is reading over Ayano’s crimes in a courtroom scenario*

Megami: OBJECTION! *bangs gavel* I CAN confirm that Ayano Aishi-san DID force Osana Najimi-san into a friendship with her just so she could stay away from Taro Yamada-san!

Ayano, defeated: That’s... true.

Ryoba, incredibly tired: Objections, judges don’t object.

Kuroko, smugly: Objection, neither can the jury.

Akane: Well, that settles it-

Megami: Aishi-san is guilty!

*Megami bangs her gavel*

Aoi: Wh- what are you doing? The jury decides if she’s guilty- What am I doing? I don’t care.

Megami, groaning: Well, that sucks! What does the judge even do?

Shiromi, cheerfully: Their best!

Ryoba: I know it’s a lot to ask, but just keep reading.

Megami: Gaslighting aside... Ayano Aishi-san, how do you plead?

Info-Chan, confidently: Not guilty!

Ayano, not as confidently: Nooot... guilty...??

Megami: Ooh, said with the confidence of a girl who has her hand stuck in the cookie jar.

Akane: In a cookie factory.

Shiromi: And her pants are down, and they’re on fire.

Info-Chan: We- we get it.

#yandere simulator #incorrect quotes #incorrect yandere simulator quotes #yansim #megami saikou #ayano aishi #ryoba aishi #info chan #aoi ryugoku #shiromi torayoshi #akane toriyasu #kuroko kamenaga #sanders sides quotes #i love this entire exchange too much to cut from it #sorry for the read

[alex-musicals-tss]

Newsies as Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes

Crutchie: It’s a little muggy out today!

Jack: I swear to god, if I go outside and all our mugs are on the floor, I’m leaving.

Crutchie:

Crutchie: -drinks out of a bowl-

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Race: I love sleepovers!!

Spot: This isn’t a sleepover. You’re in the hospital!

Race: Truth or dare!!!

Spot:

Race:

Spot: Dare.

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Jack: Hey, Davey. What would you say if one day I came home with... six puppies!

Davey: What’s in the box?

Jack: ...

Davey: What’s in the box, Jack?

Jack: I think you know.

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Katherine: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Race: I know, it’s bad for the environment or whatever.

Katherine: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti. 

#newsies #incorrect newsies quotes #sanders sides quotes #newsies the musical #newsies broadway #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #katherine plumber #katherine pulitzer #spot conlon

[cr33p5]

this was funnier in my head

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

#sanders sides #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #marks and rec misc #source: tumblr #source: unknown #bee movie

[corvus-for-ddd]

#obey me #obey me shall we date #source: incorrect-sanders-sides on tumblr #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me ideas #obey me texts #obey me thoughts #obey me memes #obey me imagines #obey me twitter #obey me devildom #obey me mc #obey me solomon #obey me satan #corvus for ddd

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #roman sanders #ts roman

[canon-transgender-virgil]

Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

#listen #i was considering putting this down as a Logan quote #but Janus is more openly anti-establishment #and is very likely to be fucking ruthless during monopoly #sanders sides #thomas sanders #ts janus #incorrect sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #janus sanders

[cofe-doodles]

desperate but oblivious.

#lmao forgot to post it here #prinxiety #sanders sides #its just roman and virgil sanders being idiots #but one is a smart-ass and the other is a dumbass #the two genders #ts roman #ts virgil #thomas sanders #quote ig #not rlly #i miss posting #but not rlly hajsjsjskzjz

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: Do I have any regrets? *pulls out long list*

Jason: "Achieving consciousness-" that was a big one.

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[loganbutwithfeelings]

Logan: What are you doing?

Patton: *standing on a chair* Oh, y'know, just hanging around!

Logan:

Patton:

Logan: Where's the spider?

Patton: Under the table

#sanders sides #sanders sides quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #logan sanders #patton sanders

[out-of-context-ts]

“That’s why Picky Parent’s Pick Crofter’s Happy Pappy Peach jam, it’s a Perfectly Pleasant Premium Product or my name’s not Patton and I’m Pretty sure it is.”

#sanders sides quotes #thomas sanders #patton sanders #the return of the jam #crofters

[logan-the-artist]

Virgil’s favourite hobby is saying the most absurd things Logan has ever heard.

@thatsthat24

commission me!

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[alex-musicals-tss]

Newsies as Sanders Sides quotes

Race: Time out for thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues or focus on me!

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Race: So we’re stuck in a loop?

Albert: You can say that again!

Race: So we’re stuck in a loop?

Albert: You can say that again!

Race: So we’re stuck in a loop?

Spot: OH MY GOD I WILL KILL BOTH OF YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS! ...and this cane.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Davey trying to give Race an important life lesson:

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Davey: Then there’s Hufflepuff, the loyal and friendly ones.

Crutchie: -high pitched voice- Aww! Is that what you think of me Race???

Race:  I mean, yeah, you're the softest little puffball we got, Crutchie!

(I’M SORRY RACE AND ROMAN ARE MY FAVOURITES I HAVE TO KEEP PAIRING THEM TOGETHER)

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Jack: Yeah, I’d appreciate it if you don’t talk me behind my back.

Spot: Oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back... you would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.

Jack:

Spot:

Jack: That’s fair.

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Race: Oh, I hate this guy and his creepy... snake face!! However, he is very kind.

Spot: (sarcastically) Love the new outfit, Racetrack.

Race: (naïvely) Thank you!

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Jack picking who would go to Brooklyn.

Jack: Davey.

Davey: MOTHER F-

Les: FATHER! Now you!

Crutchie: BROTHER! I love word association games.

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Katherine: What do you do to relax after a long day?

Albert: Dramatically serenade myself in the mirror.

Davey: Puzzles.

Les: Eat a cookie! And when I'm feeling dangerous... (whispers) ...eat a second cookie.

Jack: (staring at a new painting of Santa Fe) I usually go and sit on a surface that isn't meant to be sat on. Because when tomorrow comes, I will be faced with even more challenges. And I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what "is" and "is not" a chair.

Katherine: Jack, I WAS feeling good today, man.

#newsies #incorrect newsies quotes #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #les jacobs #katherine plumber #albert dasilva #sanders sides #sanders sides quotes