A drawing I did a while ago when I was figuring out the ipad

Prompt given by my little brother

Patton, shortly after the Split: So do you kiddos wanna go live with uncle Dee-Dee?

Kiddos:

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMY

Virgil: I filled your bath with coffee!

Patton: Here’s a Starbucks cup costume, Rem

Emile: *squirts coffee from a water gun into Remy’s mouth* happy birthday love

Remy: I love all of you so much, but especially Em *pulls him into a coffee flavored kiss*

Remus: I wanna be a reverse Tooth Fairy where I rob people and scatter human teeth over their bed.

Virgil: A dentist.

Logan: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you should go to the police.

Remus: I couldn’t find my headphones and it’s late at night. Solution? Find a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker on the computer with low volume.

Virgil: If I lost my headphones, what makes you think I’ll find a stethoscope lying around?

Logan: If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil.

Virgil: Do you have a fucking calculator in the shower? 

Happy Birthday Patton!

Logan: what type of cake do you want Pat?

Patton: Rainbow confetti surprise!!!!!!!!

Virgil: *appears on the top of the fridge* death and despair flavored

Remus: *jumps on the table* HuMaN fLeSh

Janus: Lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it’s better if you do.

Virgil: Do what?

Remus: Take off your clothes, you fucking pussy! 

Virgil: I had a dream where I was getting sorted at Hogwarts, but me and the Sorting Hat got into an argument so he made up an new house called GrubbleBank so I would be forced to sit alone for the rest of my life.

Janus: Am I the only one who doesn’t sing in the shower?

Virgil: No, I usually only think about singing in the shower, but I never do it.

Logan: I only sing in the shower when I don’t think about micro-managing every aspect of our lives.

Patton: I usually play tic tac toe with myself in the shower, while singing. I usually win.

Janus: It’s 3 fucking am, this is the fifth time this week. It’s Wednesday. I will pack up your things & send you to the Light Sides if you keep waking me up, you horrors.

(he wouldn’t. He loves his kids)

Janus: Remus decided it would be a good idea to microwave some bacon, and after THIRTY SECONDS, the plate exploded.

Virgil: Is the bacon okay?!?!

Janus: Yeah, the bacon’s okay.

Virgil: Good, I was worried for a sec.

Virgil with neon hair~

a concept ✨

Have a Virgil while I work on getting out of my art block lmao

Remus: Where did you learn to fight like that?

Virgil: The light sides.

Janus: They taught you how to fight?

Virgil: Not really. Logan plays first table on the chess team, Patton starts crying every time he hears a sad song and Roman can really rock a cocktail dress and six inch heels.

Virgil: I’m not letting anyone give them shit for any of that. So I learned to beat up people bigger than me.

I think he deserves some peace and calm <3

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@the-patchwork-system @nesmayer @dorky-little-princesx @toxic-blueberry @thatsthat24

analogical au ✨

where virgil gets offed and then turned into a lil cat spirit to help his beloved prince rule the kingdom and survive out there in the cruel world

I tried talking to it though it was always confused by my question. THIS IS SCARY WHY ARE THERE MORE DOLLS!!!!!!! He was leading me to a room from what I could understand but he doesn’t seem to know where exactly the room is. He kept scratching at walls and drawing doors where ever we went and even writing “x’s” too.

Amazing what a hundred years and some therapy will do for a guardian huh? (also an artist glow up ngl)

We’re still on hiatus, I just wanted to give Virge a new outfit for later on the timeline sooooo,,,, have a guardian of the lost! (taglist under the cut)

-Mod apple

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