#sandman incorrect quotes

[regaliasonata]

Corinthian: Well if it isn't the boss's little boyfriend.

Hob: Oh, hi Corinthian. Dream doesn't really talk about you much, how are you.

Corinthian: Nothing really just strolling around, so you've been dating him for a while?

Hob: Yup!

Corinthian: Is he a screamer?

Hob: *blushes* Well uh..

Dream: I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it...

Corinthian: It was worth it.

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[littledollll]

Y/n and Constantine observing Lucifer from afar

Y/n: “that’s them. That’s the person I have a crush on. Thoughts?”

Johanna: “and prayers babe. What the fuck?”

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[doctorhimbeere]

Desire holding a microphone: Sixpack or a dad bod

Hob: I like them skinny and scrawny

Desire: skinny and scrawny?

Hob looking at Morpheus: Skinny and scrawny

#dreamling #sandman meme #dream of the endless #morpheus x hob #the sandman #sandman netflix #hob gadling #sandman incorrect quotes

[q-ueen-potato]

Morpheus: Now that you know who I truly am and have earned the status of my lover, I give you Robert Gadling all the answers you want, the knowledge of the Dreaming is at your disposal, just ask the question.

Hob: Why when we dream that we are peeing, do we end up peeing in real life?

Morpheus: Next question

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[thunderandsage]

Dream: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Hob Gadling: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Dream: You know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

#dream the endless #hob gadling #morpheus #the sandman #netflix the sandman #sandman #sandman incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #crack #source: tumblr #dreamling

[shaunthesheesh]

Y/N: so that was your ex wife...

Morpheus: umm yes.

Y/N: ...

Morpheus: what? Why are you looking at me like that?

Y/N: nothing, nothing just plotting how I will dump you and date her.

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[merculuros]

Corinthian: I want to kiss you.

Morpheus *not paying attention*: What?

Corinthian: I said if you die, I won’t miss you.

#this had to be done #corintheus #corinthian #the corinthian #morpheus #dream of the endless #corinthian x morpheus #morpheus x corinthian #corinthian x dream #dream x corinthian #the sandman #sandman incorrect quotes

[fromirkwood]

matthew: that was a joke. say ha

morpheus: ha.

matthew: now do it again

morpheus: ha.

matthew: congratulations, you are officially the life of the party

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[aprill-99]

For those of you wondering, I have now watched Sandman and like 80% of it is basically:

Dream: *does/asks for/orders/says literally anything*

Hob, Johanna, Lucienne, Rose, Mathew, Merv, and Death Herself: “I recognize that Dream of the Endless, King of Dreams, Morpheus, shaper of form, and Ruler or Nightmares has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid decision I have elected to ignore it.”

Dream: *shocked Pikachu face* *angry emoji* *does the thing, eyeliner impeccable, coat sweeping dramatically*

Burgess, Corinthian, John Dee: “Well children, it’s time for death!”

Dream: “…… shit.”

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[regaliasonata]

Hob: Hey I got you something *holding a box*

Dream: *opens the box pulling out a sleeping dinosaur plush* ...why did you get me this?

Hob: Cause you're my boyfriend and look it's sleeping.

Dream: I'm sorry did you just call me..your boyfriend?

Hob: Yeah, why?

Dream: N-no reason.

Death: Dream why is your face red?

Dream: Quiet!

#the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #dream and hob #dream and hob are in love #hob gadling #death of the endless #sandman incorrect quotes #incorrect sandman quotes #dreamling

[littledollll]

Things me and my siblings have said but it’s The Sandman characters:

Lucifer: seasonal depression is hitting me again.

Death: ..It’s almost summer

Lucifer: I hate summer.

Dream, quietly: My seasonal depression is year round.

Desire: I think that’s just called depression.

#the sandman #sandman incorrect quotes #desire of the endless #death of the endless #dream of the endless #the sandman lucifer morningstar #random littledollll

[doctorhimbeere]

Dream : I am at a lack of words

Hob narrating : Despite beeing at a lack of words Dream yelled at me for the next 45 min

#dreamling #morpheus x hob #sandman meme #the sandman #sandman netflix #sandman incorrect quotes

[mel-kusanagi]

Dream: You are an idiot, Corinthian

Corinthian: I am your idiot, my lord *points to his ring at him* foreverrrrrr!!!

#corinthian's blue topaz ring #i know what you are dream #corintheus #dream x corinthian #dream of the endless #the corinthian #morpheus #corinthian #the sandman #sandman incorrect quotes

[ginzburgjake]

sandman incorrect quotes strikes again! :0

also this is the first comic i’ve done in ages, i think 🤔

#the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #sandman fanart #sandman meme #sandman incorrect quotes #dream needs therapy #but he won’t go willingly #so let’s pretend hob or lucienne made him do it

[zazasthingsfoundcoolornice]

Y/n : How would you like your coffee?

Morpheus : As dark as my soul.

Y/n : Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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Desire: You're smiling. What happened?

Y/n : What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Death: Morpheus tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Death: *sees Morpheus and Y/n together*

Death: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Desire: You mean... you ship them?

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Morpheus : You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Y/n : You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Death: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Desire: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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Y/n : I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Death: Uh, Desire and Morpheus are not getting along.

Y/n : They’re not trying to kill each other.

Death: You may have a point.

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Desire: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Death: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Morpheus : Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Y/n : You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Death: We need a way to lure in new customers?

Desire: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Y/n : Morpheus bath water.

Morpheus : ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Morpheus : Where is Death?

Y/n : I'll do you one better, who is Death??

Desire: Here's a better question, why is Death?

#incorrect quotes #y/n #sandman incorrect quotes #morpheus x y/n

[merculuros]

Morpheus: WHOEVER MADE THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Corinthian: It was me.

Morpheus: …be forgiven because everybody deserves a second chance.

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