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crocswithoutsocks · 9 days

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What do cogs eat in Toontown: Corporate Clash?

I'm doing research for a fic and have been scrounging the wiki for this information so I thought I'd compile my findings as a nice organised tumblr post in case anyone else needs access to this very specific part of the lore. There's actually a lot more than I thought there would be! If I've missed anything, feel free to add! The definitive list will be way at the bottom of the post if you just want the cold hard facts.

Section A - Foodstuffs that have a lot of evidence pointing towards their consumption by cogs.

Oil - Massive evidence for this in both Derrick Man and the CEO battle. Heals suits in Derrek Man, and seems to be their preferred food given its literally the only thing being served at the banquet? Maybe more of a beverage than a food? Still makes the list either way. Different varieties of oil are also mentioned, including carbonated/seltzer oil (from the Director's Cuts ARG andHigh Roller's trivia questions) and crude oil (discussed further below).

Cogfee (Coffee) - Cogfee is mentioned all the time. There's promotional art of Chip promoting cogfee, and his secretary also requests a new cogfee machine in the April Toons ARG. Cathal and Brian have also both delivered/refused to deliver cogfee to Allan, respectively. The Toxic Manager also gives the Insider a cup of Cogfee in the Director's cuts ARG, and there's probably even more examples of cogs drinking cogfee that I haven't included here. It's also worth a mention that Jennifer's favourite drink is a soyl mechiatto, which I would have assumed to be the cog equivalent of a machiatto with soya milk, but the fact that High Roller's trivia question on the subject makes a distinction between soyl mechiatto and cogfee mechiatto makes me doubt that the soyl one contains cogfee at all. Alas, I don't know enough about actual coffee to be able to tell you if you can even make a machiatto without coffee.

Cookies - Most of the evidence for this comes either directly or indirectly from Belle. Evidence for suits eating cookies comes from Belle's interview notes, the 1.3 blog post, the comic with Flint and Belle baking, and the C.O.O's 2023 dialogue. These also provide other things suits can eat in the form of cookie flavours: charcoal, ginger tar and crude morsels. I don't know if ginger tar is ginger flavoured tar or a variety of tar called "ginger tar", so that's up for interpretation. As far as I can tell, all three seem to function as a chocolate chip substitute, but could also possibly be replacing things like fruit or nuts in the cookies. The only non-Belle-related cookie evidence comes from the Director's Cuts ARG, where the Middleman gives the Insider a plate of crude oil cookies. I assume the crude oil used in these is a different thing than the crude morsels in the C.O.O's cookies, and I can't really identify what crude oil is supposed to be a subsitute for food-wise since it appears multiple times in different contexts.

Sandwiches and assorted ingredients - Cathal eats a sandwitch halfway through his battle, and you can't really get evidence more definitive than that. The wiki says it's specifically ham and cheese, and looking at his renders I can see that probably. In the 1.3 key art, he's got a different sandwich that looks like lettuce and tomato, so from Cathal alone, bread, ham, cheese, lettuce and tomato can be added to the list of things suits eat.

Ketchup - This is really a subsection of the last category given tomatoes have already been confirmed, but Count Erclaim steals 'Chup from Rocky on multiple occasions (notably the 'Halloween Hater comic') and Cathal also has two bottles of it in his office. There are also a concerningly high number of ketchup bottles inthe Mozzerella Styx freezer. So... Ketchup. Interestingly enough, the ad for Mozzerella Styx on High Roller's website lists 'Chup as a drink, so maybe its a suit beverage? Sure, why not.

Water - The existence of the water cooler attack implies that cogs can and do drink water, and it's also listed as an available drink three times on Mozzerella Styx's menu, as 'water', 'dihydrogen monoxide' and 'corporate water supply'. They also drink sparkling water/seltzer/carbonated water, whatever you want to call it, since Jennifer asks where she's supposed to keep her sparkling water after Spruce takes a bite out of her desk, and seltzer is one of the available options in the Mozzerella Styx drinks machine.

Cereal - Dave buys 500 boxes of cereal in the April Toons ARG. The picture identifies the cereal as 'Oil-o-Flakes', but the description says they're 'corn flakes', soooo... corn confirmed? Maybe?

Pizza - You'd think this one would be easy, given the fact that literally the only cog owned restaurant is a pizzeria, but the fact that Mozzerella Styx is a front kind of raises the question of whether they actually serve food there. Either way though, Count Erclaim orders a "none pizza with left beef" in one of his monologues, and even if his pizza is a meme it's still a pizza, and Erclaim is still a cog that's probbably going to eat it. Oh. Also beef then, I guess.

The sustenance page on the gopher version of cogs.ink gets a special mention because I forgot about it completely and then felt like I'd struck gold when I stumbled back upon it. Things mentioned on this page that aren't already on the list include:

Coal, petrol-marinated beet and diamond dust inside a sandwich called the 'Money Christo'.

Sides include crispy steel bits, extra crude oil and gas-infused triple-fried coal.

Coal again, Turpentine Ansoff Jelly and Oxalic Acid patties, all of which are considered breakfast (or, deskfast, as the page says) foods.

Carbon carbonara, made with only the finest eggs and crude oil (but what ingredient can be used in cookies and also in carbonara?).

Canned bread (WHY IS IT IN A CAN?) and kerosene dip.

Compressed fish

Strawberry Daigou, which is a dessert according to the description, and also contains the allergen 'red'. I didn't know suits could be allergic to anything until now.

SODIMM SOda

Section B - Things that I'm not certain on but I thought were still worth a mention.

Pie - Allan asks if the pies the toons are throwing at him "are imported blueberry", which implies that he's eaten both imported and non-imported blueberry pies before, to be able to tell the difference. Either that or he's been hit in the face so many times with both that he's now able to tell the difference, and he doesn't actually eat them. He can tell its blueberry though, which does suggest he's had those before and knows what they taste like. Given strawberries are already confirmed, its probably safe to say that cogs eat blueberries too.

Wood - Spruce, basically. He takes a bite out of Jennifer's table during his interview, says he's got at chomping trees in his personal statement and he's always got that log in his mouth. It's never really stated whether he actually eats the trees or just bites them, though. Also, eating trees feels very much like a Spruce thing, and not something any other suits would do. Like, they probably can eat wood, but would they want to?

Coins - Its mentioned in the cog building music backstage blog post that Dave ate 20,000 Cogbucks worth of quaters in the Cashbot mints. I'm confident this is a Dave exclusive thing and that no other cog would ever do this. I think.

Section C - Things that depend entirely on the validity of Mozzerella Styx as an actual cog restaurant.

Mozzerella Styx seems like it would be a veritable gold mine of information on cog food, but that actually depends on who Mozzerella Styx's target audience actually is. Mozzerella Styx's target audience is important because if they're trying to appear as a reputable toon resturaunt, then there's no gaurentee that cogs would even eat the things on their menu, as they would be toon foods rather than cog foods. The menu is weird though, since it definetly includes things that toons would never eat, like oil, which implies either that suits are intended to eat there or that whoever wrote the menu didn't know that toons can't drink oil. The menu does seem to be geared towards toons in some way, though, given the two 'toon drink here' options in the drinks section. Who are your target market, Mozzerella Styx??? And that's not even getting into if they even sell food there. The short with the two toons ordering a pizza implies that you can definetly order there, but the outcome of that short (the toons never getting any pizza) combined with the menu says 'pay upfront', 'product not gaurenteed' and 'no refunds' makes me incredibly doubtful that anyone has ever managed to successfully eat food from Mozzerella Styx (the fact that the toons are going here also suggests its a "toon" resturaunt. Or maybe they're just chill with going to a cog owned resturaunt? They definetly at least heard Styx over the phone). HOWEVER! The fact that the 1.4.0 patch notes say they're generating more money through pizza sales, combined with the (presumably paid for) ad on High Roller's website and the fact that they have actual pizza ingredients in the freezer makes me think that maybe they are actually running a resturaunt with real food on the side of all the money laundering? Perhaps? Either way, this big long ramble has acheived nothing, and I've got no idea if these foodstuffs are any more valid than I did at the start of it. Well then. If we're assuming that cogs do eat at Mozzerella Styx, for the sake of having more data, then everything on the menu can be added to the list. This includes:

Pineapple - The head huntin' hawaiian pizza, despite the pizza pictured under it not containing any pineapple, does make another appearance on a poster where pineapple is visible. There's no sauce, though. Why is there no sauce on this pizza. (Also, I'm going to remove pineapple from the 'Mozzerella Styx Clause', since Jennifer says in Buck's interview notes that he smells like pineapple, meaning she's eaten or at least smelled it before. Therefore, it's probably a valid suit food).

Nuts and bolts - The same poster with the hawaiian pizza also suggests you add [photo of nuts and bolts]. They aren't mentioned by name, but they sure are there!

New Year Cabbage

Salad - No idea what this salad contains, so I suppose every vegetable and other thing that could possibly be in a salad is up for debate. If you wanted to make it out of already confirmed salad stuff, it would probably be lettuce, tomato and beetroot.

Mushrooms - The picture of the aledgedly hawaiian pizza appears to have mushrooms on it, and mushroom pizza is also an option.

Broccoli - The alleged hawaiian pizza also has what I think is broccolli on it, and I really like broccoli so I'm adding it to the list.

Bread-sticks

Junior Executive Juice - I hope this is juice made for junior executives and not juice made out of junior executives

Ice cream cone - Not specified whether this is an ice cream cone as in 'its ice cream in a cone' or 'it's an ice cream cone with no ice cream'. I'll assume there's ice cream involved because it seems cruel to deprive these robots of ice cream.

Waffle cone

Traffic cone - I mean... it's on the menu?

Onions

Pine - Pine needles? Pine trees? Pineapples? We will never know

Jellybeans - I find it funny that these guys are just casually eating the toons' money. Maybe there's a difference between currency jellybeans and jellybeans for eating, but its still funny.

Soda Cold-a - The drink machine by the front counter actually provides a lot of new drinks that I'm specifically exempting from the 'Mozzerella Styx Clause' due to the fact that a) Toons definetly cannot drink half of this stuff and b) this drink machine for sure exists and probably does dispense all of these things. Available beverages not yet counted include antifreeze, diet oil, coolant, Cold-a and gas (which completes the C.O.G.S trifecta! Horray, suits can officially eat everything that C.O.G.S inc produces!)

Slushies - The slushie machine behind the counter appears to dispense slushy in flavours DRINK, Zap and BLUE. There are no cups present near this machine, only cones, which implies it could be a snow cone machine, but the ad on High Roller's website shows a cup with a straw labelled 'BLUE', so either they're drinking snow cone syrup or its a slushie machine.

Snow cones

Salt and pepper - There are salt and pepper shakers on all of the tables. Horray for seasonings! Why you would put those on a pizza I have no idea.

The List

Okay, I've probably missed something but here's my definitive list, colour coded, alphabetized and sorted for your convenience. Items in black are pretty much 100% confirmed, items in blue are speculative with not much evidence and items in green depend entirely on Mozzerella Styx's validity as a cog resturant.

Human safe foods:

Beef, Beetroot, Blueberries, Bread, Bread-sticks, Broccoli, Cabbage, Carbonara, Cereal, Cheese, Cookies, Corn, Eggs, Fish, Ginger(?), Ham, Ice cream, Jellybeans, Lettuce, Mushrooms, Onions, Pepper (the seasoning not the vegetable), Pie, Pineapple, Pizza, Salad, Salt, Sandwiches, Snow cones, Strawberries, Tomatoes (and derivitives ketchup and tomato sauce), Waffle cones.

Things humans should definetly not be eating:

Charcoal, Coal, Coins, Crispy steel bits, Crude morsels, Crude Oil, Diamond dust, Extra Crude Oil, Gas-infused triple-fried coal, Ginger tar, Kerosene, Nuts and bolts, Oxalic Acid Patties, Petrol, Pine, Traffic cones, Turpentine Ansoff Jelly, Wood.

Beverages:

Antifreeze, Carbonated oil, Cogfee, Cold-a, Coolant, Diet Oil, Gas, Juice, Ketchup(?), Oil, Slushies, SODIMM SOda, Soyl, Sparkling water/Seltzer, Water.

Unidentified:

red

All of these things can probably be broken down into their core ingredients, too, which would really expand the variety of foodstuffs on offer. Basically, cog food seems to be pretty similar to human food, just with a lot more metal and machine-stuff.

#yes im aware I spelt 'mozzerella' wrong #no im not going to fix it #ive spent far to long on this already #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #crocsyapping

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domreader-headcannon-scenarios · 8 months

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Soft thoughts about being in a Poly relationship with Malleus and Idia

Malleus spoils you two by buying you both a copy of basically every game he ever finds. Why two? In case you two wanna co-op! Also, he doesn’t want to make you have to wait and take turns, so he gets you both consoles to play it on.

Malleus tries to play with you two but gets confused and just ends up sitting between you two and watching. He’ll ask questions and even try to encourage you two even though he doesn’t know what’s going on.

Malleus even tries to get every piece of merchandise he sees for fandoms he’s familiar enough with to know you and Idia like them. He doesn’t tell either of you where (or how) he always gets the rarest figures (there’s only 500 of them and he got FOUR for you two).

Idia tries to pitch in by upgrading everything in Diasomnia and Ramshackle, so now both dorms have little cleaning robots so the dorm leaders (you and Malleus (((and Idia) don’t need to worry about keeping the dorms tidy.

Idia tries to complete with Malleus, worrying if he isn’t keeping up you both will lose interest in him, though it’s easy to see and you and Mal ‘punish him’ by sandwitching him into a cuddle pile until he stops doubting himself.

Malleus loves sandwitching you two but doesn’t like being in the middle, he prefers to be the one ‘protecting’. Idia once got brave enough to pull you into his lap. Malleus saw how happy it made you two so he lifts you both up and places Idia and you in his lap. (Idia screamed and grabbed you. He thought he was going to fall!)

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted Wonderland #malleus x reader #malleus x mc #malleus x y/n #idia x reader #idia x mc #malleus x reader x Idia #Idia x reader x malleus #polyamory #sfw #fluff

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chaoticstarling · 8 months

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prep school boy lloyd??

i know this isnt in the school itself but i thought drawing him devouring a sandwitch in lunch break would be good enough LMAO

his school life is hell so he just enjoys the little things </3

#lego ninjago fanart #ninjago fanart #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #im finally drawing him so that i can show that he truly is my favourite character

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infernothechaosgod · 7 months

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Should I make a video essay about epic mickey? (Rewrite)

i already made this post once but Im rewritting it becuse It looked too much like someone else's take And I have much more to say now that I thought about this post longer

So as we all know Theres alot of epic mickey video essays on youtube however alot of them Are beasicly Roasting the game as if it was made in 2023 in this weirdly sugarcoded way so you'll feel bad for liking the game but you'll also hear good stuff about it so you'll FEEL like it's good critisism but trust me its just the complement sandwitch

(complement sandwitch is when someone gives you a complement and Then critisism either deserved or not then another complement so you'll feel better...but it doesnt work too well with bad critisism lmao)

Theres alot takes about how The game doesnt look good enough and Im like...Good people, IT WERE 2010s! What do you expect? Not only computers could handle less then but also making games was VERY DIFFRENT and you never should come to a game from 2010s with expectations of good graphic, seriously never, Modeling and such were also very diffrent

Now I say I agree with some things The game could be a bit darker I think a bigger exploration of how oswald or anyone in fact feels about being forgotten Could be great, like it's horrifying and oswald Went from very beloved by audience to fully forgotten in a very short amount of time for a toon Also some concept arts Imo should make it into game and enemies could look creepier, also the morality system could be more effective like there could be a line saying "you notice oswald looks around more than usualy...prehaps he's looking if there are any witnesses around" Or something like that Like mickey litellary has a weapon capeable of erasing you from reality but also capeable of making beautiful things and fixing peoples problems i could argue it deserves more exploration

But the thing is...the game is amazing

It is, I hate most things from my childhood now becuse I went through critique era that im semi still in and I revisited things from my childhoot and most of them sucked lmao (being a writer I just cried from dissapointed sometimes) but epic mickey? It was still amazing, and 2d parts to this day look GORGEOUS The story is great and I do agree that the oryginal plot for second part should have stayed but it got replaced by a Still good idea

Also its so SO creative! It uses the fact the characters are cartoons to its fullest really theres no other game that I know of where you go into old projectors and where you can paint and erase your sorounding with accualy good explanation The mage was creative as hell its amazing

Also

The whole time you play youre suppoust to play for the plot not for the "gamer experience" Becuse it may suprise you but You dont HAVE to get all the pins and tickets, you can for fun But no one is forcing you to and whining about how long it took to 100% the game is not a good critique, you did this to yourself bro

The reviews or essays are often beasicly copypasted from eachother, I watched like 4 essays and reviews but it felt like one dude talking in 4 diffrent voices and repeating himself it's baaaaad

Epic mickey was a great game and it deserves a remake 200% and explaining how "it feel from its grace" isnt gonna be helpful

I wanna make a video about How there are things to change definitley (CURSE YOU WEIRD CAMERA) but its still a great game with some amazing plot And with great effect on younger audience at the time who played it

So help a boy out (again) and tell me do you think I should make that video essay? It may be long But I think you'll see it as a good thing haha

#epic mickey 2 #epic mickey #mickey mouse #oswald the lucky rabbit #video essay #Em #Em2 #Em deserves remakes fr #wasteland #cartoon

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mewvore · 1 year

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thoughts on puns in vore? Like, for example, a witch becoming a "Sandwitch"?

they need to be really good otherwise its goofier than sexy. But it'd circle back into sexy if it turns into a "who's on first" bit

#I just had a sandwich #Which sandwhich?#Yes #What #You said witch sandwich #Yes which sandwhich did you have #Witch sandwhich #WHAT???

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steelthroat · 2 months

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Aya thought I'd update and tell you I did get back from Italy safely :D Those apples were really handy and lasted my whole stay there. I also brought some nice volcanic rocks back with me. Along with a giant lemon I accidentally bought. And I learnt how to make a good prosciutto mozzarella sandwitch.

Oooooh hi!!!! Glad you got back safely and I hope that if you ever happen to come back again (or vice versa) we'll be able to say hi!!

Hope you had fun! Also- Uhm... how does one exactly *checks notes* "accidentally buys a lemon"?

Also that's a big-ass lemon ahahahahah damn. Don't throw it you could kill someone with it (or do :3)

Ooooooh rocks!!!!!

Also those sandwiches look very yummy (I am going to steal them) 👀

#steel answers #i mean... i have a few ideas about how someone could accidentally buy something #but please do enlighten me ahahdhddgdgghff

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spnfanficpond · 9 months

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New Member Spotlight - June/July 2023

The Pond is always growing and we want to make our new members feel welcome! Here’s a list of recent additions to our fishy family, along with a little info about them!

Turtles

@lacilou -

Other fandoms? - Walker

Looking for in the Pond? - More Sam Winchester stories

Something to signal boost? - I have a TikTok! lulu_dances_with_moose

Pairings you read? - Sam Winchester x Reader

Genres you read? - All

Favorite writer(s)? - @uncouth-the-fifth @thinkinghardhardlythinking @deanwinchesterswitch

@sandwitch-of-solidarity -

Other SM names? - Discord: bean119

OTP? - Destiel, Samwena

Other fandoms? - Hannibal, Good Omens, OFMD

Looking for in the Pond? - Good fic recs!

Pairings you read? - Destiel, Samwena

Genres you read? - All, especially long fics

Favorite writer(s)? - @sobsicles, but it changes every week

@perpetualabsurdity -

Looking for in the Pond? - More Jensen/Dean content 😊

Pairings you read? - Jensen/reader, Jensen/OFC, Dean/reader, Dean/OFC

Genres you read? - Smut, mostly, but really all

Favorite writer(s)? - @luci-in-trenchcoats, @smol-and-grumpy, @supernatural-jackles

@fuiabarcelos -

Other SM names? - Discord: Fuiabarcelos, TikTok: princess_of.hell

OTP? - Destiel

Other fandoms? - Yes! I really like Julie and the phantoms and Taylor Swift.

Looking for in the Pond? - After the show ended I felt that the brazilian fanfic writers (I'm from brazil) disappeared a little, that's when I met Tumblr and AO3. I usually write fanfics in portuguese, but I'm still learning english and I thought that Pond would be a great place to improve it and, more importantly, make writer friends.

Something to signal boost? - In my wattpad profile, there are many stories of the Supernatural (all in Portuguese), but I'll leave here the link to my favorite. I know there probably won't be anyone who understands Portuguese, but google chrome has an option to translate it, in case anyone is interested. Warrior. For fans of Taylor Swift, I made some Sam's wallpapers inspired by her albums.

Pairings you read? - Mostly reader inserts.

Genres you read? - I usually read smut, fuff, Angst. My favorites are Fluff and Angst. I also like Soulmates Au, stories where the reader is some magical being and, my favorite of all, stories inspired by songs.

Favorite writer(s)? - @thinkinghardhardlythinking @princessmisery666 @queen-of-deans-booty @impala-dreamer @holylulusworld and many more!

Guppies, Jellies, and Mutuals, oh, my!

@ladynightskye -

Other SM names? - Discord: LadyKnightSkye

OTP? - Multishipper with a preference for Dean/Lucifer & Lucifer/Castiel

Other fandoms? - Multiple, but Halo, Far Cry 5, and Fire Emblem currently

Looking for in the Pond? - Kinda just wanna hang out.

Something to signal boost? - Apple Pie and the Apocalypse

Pairings you read? - Most pairings including Lucifer or Dean

Genres you read? - Au, mostly, and smut.

What do you like to write? - Alternate universes are my jam. I admittedly like taking these characters and putting them into fantasy Situations. Also lately I’ve been very into genderbending Dean.

Masterlist!

Most underappreciated fic? - Fleur de feu

PurpleEdge (AO3 only) -

Other SM names? - Discord: PurpleEdge

Looking for in the Pond? - I would like to discuss writing stuff and SPN stuff with other fans/writers.

Pairings you read? - I'm not into romantic shipping, but I love the Winchesters family dynamics - Sam & Dean, and John & the boys.

Genres you read? - Mostly Discipline fics, whump, and angst, but I'll read whatever's good.

Favorite writer(s)? - ReaperTownUSA on AO3

What do you like to write? - Discipline fics, slavery tropes, angst, gen, family dynamics, family fluff. I've posted one smut fic, but I'm not sure if I'll do more.

Masterlist!

Most underappreciated fic? - No Rest

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? - Currently I think I've tried at least once all the tropes/genres that I like. There may be things out there that I'm not aware of, and I hope that being in this community will help me discover them.

@ani-coolgirl -

Other SM names? - Discord: aniciel, AO3: ani_coolgirl

OTP? - Wincest

Looking for in the Pond? - I would just like to expand my readership and makes some friends to share ideas with.

Something to signal boost? - I'm currently working on writing a wincest fic for every episode of the show. I recently started season 5:I'm currently working on writing a wincest fic for every episode of the show. I recently started season 5: Every First Time on AO3.

Pairings you read? - Wincest

Genres you read? - Smut and angst (but I prefer a happy ending), but I enjoy me a good fluffy fic.

Favorite writer(s)? - @zmediaoutlet

What do you like to write? - Angst, plotty drama I'll never finish, smut

Masterlist!

Most underappreciated fic? - Cuckoos in Glass Houses

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? - I'm too nervous to post chapter fics because I have problems with follow through. I have epics in my brain that have yet to see the light of day because I never get past chapter 2!

@foxyjwls007 -

Other SM names? - It's the same for FB and IG

Looking for in the Pond? - To be a better writer and get help putting my work out for people to read.

Pairings you read? - Dean, Sam, Cas reader inserts

Genres you read? - All

Favorite writer(s)? - @lucidlivi, @zepskies, @spnexploration, @littlefreya, @sillyrabbit81, and many more

What do you like to write? - Fluff, smut, some angst, ofc, au

Masterlist? - I have no masterlist. Have only posted one work so far.

Most underappreciated fic? - Veggie Tale

@dawn-petrichor-world -

Other SM names? - Discord: Dawn-petrichor-world

OTP? - Destiel

Other fandoms? - I'm multi fandom, Pedro Pascal characters, marvel, Tolkien and more

Pairings you read? - Dean, Crowley, Castiel, & Sam reader inserts

Genres you read? - All

Favorite writer(s)? - @holylulusworld

What do you like to write? - Mostly angst and smut

Masterlist!

Most underappreciated fic? - The Story of my Life (series)

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? - I have a lot I haven't written yet and I'd love to write. Because I'm feeling stupid an idiot and not good. I think and hope join a group could boost or help me to write. I still don't know how.

@gloriousmooseman -

Other SM names? - Discord: taylorbeans

OTP? - Wincest

Other fandoms? - Doctor Who/Torchwood, Marvel, HP, some rpf

Looking for in the Pond? - Just to meet like minded people and make new friends!

Pairings you read? - Wincest, Drarry (HP)

Genres you read? - I love a bit of domestic fluff.

Favorite writer(s)? - @astolat is a classic!

What do you like to write? - Wincest

Masterlist!

@rominaszh -

Other SM names? - Discord: rominaszd.dis

OTP? - Destiel alongside many many others

Other fandoms? - Yes, a lot.

Looking for in the Pond? - Just to enjoy the fandom.

Pairings you read? - Destiel mostly, but anything Jensen Ackles related as well

Genres you read? - All

Favorite writer(s)? - I'm in love with everything I read, everyone is so talented!

What do you like to write? - I write mostly angst but fluff and humor is my favorite.

Masterlist!

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? - I have never written any Destiel fics because I don't feel confident enough to write them accurately and in a way that they deserve, but someday I would love to.

@limeskye -

Other SM names? - Discord: limeskye Other: psmalcolmbright

OTP? - Destiel

Other fandoms? - Prodigal Son

Looking for in the Pond? - To share the SPN love!

Pairings you read? - Destiel mostly, but also other slash pairings on occasion.

Genres you read? - Depends on my mood.

Favorite writer(s)? - @felisblanco

Masterlist? - I've only ever ficced for Prodigal Son before as have always felt the spn fandom is flooded with so many great writers. But who knows what the future holds. I've gifted for other stuff, mostly Prodigal Son and whump stuff.

That's all for this month, folks! (If we're missing anyone, let us know and we'll add them to next month's list!) Make sure to say hi to the newbies and make them feel welcome! Thanks to all from @manawhaat, @mrswhozeewhatsis, @mariekoukie6661, @princessmisery666, @thoughtslikeaminefield, @katbratsupernaturalwhore and @heavenssexiestangel!

#welcome #new member post #fan fiction #fanfiction #fan fic #fanfic #spn fan fiction #spn fanfiction #spn fan fic #spn fanfic #supernatural fan fiction #supernatural fan fic #supernatural fanfiction #supernatural fanfic #long post

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queen-of-the-avengers · 2 years

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Femme Fatale

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~1k

Warnings: reader was one of the soldiers tested at the Siberia base so angst with that torture

Request by anon: Happy sunday . Hope it is ok to ask on vixen x captain america / She finally lets the avengers have the so called important things and nat took her to interogate . R is blunt and admits "yes, im another non fataly killed super soildier Romanoff" nat glares" why hide the stuff then" r still smirking " its fun to play cat and mouse, heard bucks (her nickname to bucky) is rehabed . Good for him" r smiles tony joins in the interogation as bucky and steve watch , buck grins "shes good . You two are perfect together" the good times buck plays match maker for stevie . The talk ends and shes detained for a while and tony assigned steve to keep an eye on her so shes not hostile. R dosent mind as she gets to keep her sketchbook and few art supplies to be fair . Visiting her detained area nearly similar to 2012 loki's cell shes in a pj sweats set sketching familiar places . She pauses hearing steves footsteps "hello Liebing" steve cant help but blush" doing good there doll?" She nodded " yeah, sad cant hug you or maybe kiss you" now Steve is red . Tony watches with wanda on the control room"oh shes good" wanda eats her sandwitch . Some time later and analizing her frm bruce first part flinches from needles cause of hydra yet cooperates . Turns out shes the sneaky kind hydra likes next to the bulk berserk assasin aka buck . From a girl they plucked in the early 30's in europe to have the trial after schmidts fail to a sneaky stealth assasin jokingly bucky refers to her type as a "harliquine" the romantic jester of sort sweet side while shes kept an eye on by steve she dose fall in love as wanda peers through her thoughts dark and painful theres some change while r is with cap . The sly femme fatale who loves the golden boy

Summary: After careful consideration, you decide to give up the information you stole. You’re tired of running, and you’d rather shack up with the Avengers than be alone any longer.

Squares Filled: slow burn (2020) for @star-spangled-bingo

Part One: Cat and Mouse

Author’s Note: any and all comments are appreciated <3

After careful consideration, it’s time to turn over the reports you stole. HYDRA will never see these files unless you’re dead, and it’s clear you’re never dying. You’ve been pumped full of so many drugs and serums that you’re going to outlive all of your friends and families for centuries.

Normally, you wouldn’t even consider handing over documents that could make or break you, but it’s because of Steve Rogers that you’re doing this. When he visited you at the art museum, it got you thinking about who the true good guys are.

The Avengers have their moments, and sometimes, it may seem like they’re on the wrong side for right reasons, but you know where their hearts are. After meeting with Steve, you kept tabs on all of the Avengers and watched them from the shadows to make sure they are the right ones to have these documents.

If fallen into the wrong hands, millions of people can die, and it’s your responsibility to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Cat and Mouse is a game you’ve played for far too long, and it’s getting tiresome. Especially when you have to go about it alone.

With the files in your manicured hand, you walk into the Avengers compound knowing you’re going to get jumped immediately. The compound is quiet save for the clack of your sleek black, thin heels on the tile floor. You’re wearing a dress that goes down to right above your knee. It’s an off-the-shoulder dress, and the part with the sleeve is an open long sleeve to show off your smooth skin.

“I know you know I’m here,” you say loudly. “I hear you’re looking for these?”

The second you show the files, there are three Avengers on your ass. Tony snatches the files from your hands, and Natasha and Clint handcuff you and take you to an interrogation room.

“I’m cooperating. The least you can do is be gentle,” you snap.

Clint leaves when you’re secure at the table, and Natasha takes a seat across from you. You admire her and her skills, but she is no match for someone like you. If you want, you can get out of this situation ten different ways.

But you don’t want to run anymore.

“I heard Zemo killed all of the super soldiers in Siberia. He missed one,” you smirk. “You know, it’s truly a tragedy what happened to those guys. I grew up with them, you know? They were nice people.”

“Why’d you bring the files here? You had them. You were gone. You could have stayed gone.”

“Maybe I’m tired of running. It’s fun to play Cat and Mouse, but only when the other party is interested. Can’t really be hiding if you’re not out there seeking me, right? I heard Bucks is here, and he’s out of rehab. Good for him.”

The door opens and Tony walks in, and you’re kind of disappointed that Bucky and Steve aren’t here. What you don’t know is Bucky and Steve are on the outside watching through the two-way mirror.

“You two would be good for each other,” Bucky says. “She needs a good one.”

“Come on, Buck,” Steve chuckles.

“I’m serious. After all the shit she’s been through, she could use someone like you. To be honest, you could too.”

Tony decides instead of letting you back out into the world, he is going to detain you until further notice. You expected this to happen, and as long as you have a sketchbook, you’re more than happy to stay with them.

You’re taken to a rather plush cell, too plush for any normal detainee. There is a big King bed in the middle of the room, a desk and a chair like someone would have in their office, and a bathroom. Besides the bathroom, the walls of the room are all glass so anyone can see inside the area if they were to walk into the room.

“A little plush, isn’t it?”

“Be lucky you’re not in a metal cell.”

“Hey, I’m not complaining.”

You’re locked inside it, and Tony leaves the room. Inside the cell is a sketchbook and a bunch of pencils, colored pencils, pens, oils, and everything else you need to draw different things. You immediately grab that and sit on the bed, opening to the first page.

The first thing you want to draw is Steve, but you’re going off memory since you’ve seen him twice. Speaking of the devil, Steve walks in seconds after you put the pencil to the paper.

“Look who it is,” you grin and set your things down. “Hey, cutie.”

Steve blushes at the nickname, but he doesn’t comment on it.

“If it were up to me, I wouldn’t put you here.”

“I don’t mind, as long as I have a sketchbook. It’s sad, though, I can’t hug you or kiss you. Those lips look inviting.”

Steve’s cheeks turn red, and you go back to your drawing with a satisfied smirk. Steve visits you any time he can, loving the conversations you two have. Tony and Wanda watch on the cameras since they’re still weary about you being here.

You’re different from Bucky in a way that you have more serums and drugs inside your body. To know exactly what you have, Tony and Bruce have to take blood and analyze you like they did with Bucky when he first arrived.

The only time you’re allowed out of your cell is when they’re doing tests on you, like they are right now.

“Don’t be afraid to stab me, Doctor. I’ve had worse,” you chuckle.

Steve walks into the room and with him, Bucky.

“Bucks, it’s good to see you.”

“Long time no see,” he chuckles.

He leans down and hugs you, but the wires coming from your arms prevent you from properly hugging him. Bucky is the bulky soldier who creates a lot of damage when he attacks compared to you who is sneakier and more agile, resulting in a lot less damage.

Your story is a sad one, and Bucky has heard it at least twenty times over. You were a normal girl once in the 30s. You were taken, you were experimented on, and you were made into something you aren’t. There is so much pain and destruction in your mind that it overwhelmed Wanda to look.

Bucky looks between you and Steve and knows you two would make the perfect couple. The sly femme fatale paired with America’s golden boy.

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jasontoddssuper · 7 months

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Hey bestie! Color me curious, but I just thought of a little somethin', and I wanted to know your thoughts on it :3

So for our beloved Outlaws, suppose they were all likened to canon characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... who would be who (aside from Pepper, whom we all know is Pinkie Pie's humansona)?

Summer-Fluttershy

Jason-Sunset Shimmer

Rose-Rainbow Dash

Kyle-Cheese Sandwitch

Thaddeus-Maude Pie

Mathew-Spike

Imani-Princess Luna

Lilith-Rarity

Daisy-Princess Candece

@insomniac-jay @theautisticcentre @honeypotsworld

#moonage-gaydream #rhato #the outlaws #mlp #askxaquestion

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angrelysimpping · 2 years

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PC invites Robin over to Eden because they love Robin and want to get Eden another spouse it might take some time for Eden to warm up to the idea but he’ll fall for the sweet innocent orphan in no time, and Robin is terrified of Eden but he’ll give in just like you did faster even with his lover telling him how great Eden is and balancing out some of the harsher aspects of Eden. Eden might get jealous at the fact Robin and PC are romantic and sexual with each other but those thoghts are quickly dashed away when they both cuddle up to him so affectionate and loving with himor worship him in bed PC and Robin devoutly and passionately pleasuring him the best they can

What other LI would Eden accept if PC brought them? Could PC build him a sort of harem bringing people they know to the cabin to join them and Eden?

love how the theme is shifting to building harems with the LIs

Eden's a hard one for poly, tbh. He's not really open to it. Would take a lot of work on your part, trust on Eden's (good luck), and patience from whoever you're bringing in.

Probably the best way to "bring someone in" would be if Eden had grabed both of you at the same time.

anyway

Aleeeeeex. ALEEEEEX. Alex wouldn't leave the farm and Eden wouldn't leave the woods but I'm so in love with the thought of it. Alex pinning Eden down and riding them. Eden making Alex blush and squirm while pressed against a tree, having lost the race back to the cabin. And you, sandwitch between them. ....I....I've written about Eden/Alex/PC before, haven't I? uuuuh, lemme see if I can find the link.

Lol, Avery's a no. You think they're going into the woods? You think they're going to let some half wild hermit fuck them? Ha, no. And Avery's need for control rivels Eden's. It's not happening.

Eden WILL shoot Great Hawk and Black Wolf on sight. Don't try it.

See, I like the idea of Kylar going yandere for Eden. Eden snatching the loner out of the forest when they try to explore the haunted house out there. Kylar slowly subcuming to stockholm syndrom. Not to mention getting fucked raw in every way possible. Both conflaite sex and acceptance. Then, you come stumbling into the clearing and Kylar's old obsession with you flairs. So, Eden grabs you as a pet for their spouse. Evolves from there. Don't think you could intro Kylar and Eden when in a relationship with both of them. Maybe if you're in the start of a relationship with Kylar and this is the only way they can get you. Thinks they'll steal you away but then things go sideways. Eden begrudgingly taking them in because you beg so pretty and he can hold Kylar's safety over you and then oops, he views Kylar as another spouse.

Robin is so good with poly pairings, honestly. I vibe with pretty much all you've written.

Sydney. Oh god, Sydney. I dont think it would end well. Even if you brought corrupted Sydeny into the woods, I don't think either would like it.

Whitney Whitney Whitney. Broken on Eden's cock. Doubt Eden's patience would last long enough before they just left the bully for the wolves, though.

#mumbling n muttering #tw multiple partners #cw multiple partners #eden the hunter #alex the farmhand #avery the businessperson #whitney the bully #kylar the loner #robin the orphan #sydney the faithful #renia don't look #reina don't look

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imjusta-girls-things · 1 year

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middle earth characters as things my bestie has said:

fingolfin, glorfindel, turgon: i knew that I was too responsible, but at the same time too empty-headed.

finarfin: peace love, peace love ✌️

túrin, legolas: *getting lenses faster* OH WOW, you're a genius, i can see now.

pippin and merry, fili and kili: i could ask you the same thing, but we both know neither of us has the answer.

isildur: i think my parents are planning to renounce me.

elendil, haldir: i'm squeezed like a sandwitch between men rn and i wouldn't say i like it.

tom bombadil: ultra HD ecology

gandalf: i'm not an ornithologist.

maglor, boromir, thorin: WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MYSELF

isildur, elrond, boromir and faramir, aragorn: help. i want mommy.

mandos, thingol: i had hopes in you.

galadriel, tar-míriel, bronwyn, melian: that's only half a dick

should be aragorn, but actually it's túrin, thorin, bilbo: i'm tired of being some smelly loner ferret.

morgoth (it's ungoliant), saruman, theóden (it's grima): someone is living in my walls.

sauron, sam: scratch a raisin.

pippin: is it our fault we didn't close the door???? (it was, in fact, our fault)

elendil, gandalf: you are a puddle of sadness. no one loves you.

legolas, thranduil, thorin, dwalin, tar-míriel, valandil, finrod: how did you get in such situation? i need to know so i never find myself in it.

aradhel, ontamo: you can make fun of him, he's a dude.

fëanor: hmmm, burn it.

maedhros, curufin, caranthir, celegorm: didn't even ask and not thank you.

gil-galad: i'll simply ignore you.

celebrimbor, bilbo: text me when you learn how to write.

merry and pippin: well, you know how it is said. two brain cells.

fëanor, sauron, morgoth: i want to kms. a week full of panic and embarrassment. pathetic.

frodo, beleg: let god have his fellows.

bilbo, lindir: such rich vocabulary!

sauron, gollum: i'm living under a rock.

durin IV, gimli: shiver me timbers.

gloin, bilbo: she doesn't know i'm blind like a mole.

elrond: i want a kebab and to cry.

kili, merry, haldir, glorfindel, éomer: she didn't like my imprudence. i didn't show my face there for half a year.

celeborn, gil-galad, éowyn: god, the times we're living in...

galadriel, finrod: until i've reached home i thought i'd turn into ice.

lúthien, eowyn, dísa: that's because he's a man. would you read a chimpanzee's thoughts? exactly.

#lotr #the rings of power #the lord of the rings #boromir #aragorn #merry #pippin #frodo #elrond #glorfindel #the silmarillion #the hobbit #the silm characters #aradhel #éowyn #a lot of lotr characters okay

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gabriel-d-artemius · 1 year

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Hanfu related clothes I've made in the past 8 months

Hello!!! It's been a while, hasn't it? I'd like to preface this post by saying that I'm a slow maker and a procrastinator and so, I've only managed to make 4 articles of clothing in the last 8 months. I've bought fabric for some more but my brain looks at them and goes "uh, another time" and so, it's been left for later.

For those of you who saw my first post but not the second: my patterns arrived!! I got them from this wonderful shop in taobao and they've made my day. I've only so far used two patterns and I've had to cut them all out first, which, given I bought 9, it was a lot of work. So I only started to use them later in the last 3 months or so.

The first thing I made after april was a short, sleeveless beizi. It could also maybe be called a parallel collar banbi? As I make modified clothing as the mood strikes me, please take with a grain of salt all the names I use to refer to what I make, if someone in the comments corrects me, please do listen to them! Now, I got some stripy transparent viscose (rayon in some places) for cheap, which was why I made this. It needed its own pattern that I had to make myself, as at that moment in time I still hadn't received the ones I ordered so if anyone wants it, do tell me, I'll send it to you. It's very cute and comfortable and you'll see I french-seamed it. I discovered, in the process of making the previous banbi, that I absolutely hate sergers. So this is how I've made all my clothes since. I also had to finish the edges by had, as the fabric was very delicate and couldn't withstand the force of the sewing machine. But it came out very nice and airy and it's quite comfortable. I'm going to modify its pattern later to make a bijia, as I don't have a pattern for it, and I think it'll work nicely.

The next thing I made was still without a pattern and it was... challenging. I wanted to do kind of a banbi to use as a top in summer. I made it myself and then used a cross collared shirt I had as comparison, to see if it made sense. As I wanted a wider design on the collar, as in more open, I could only do so much with it. I had to modify it a little bit after I thought it done but it came out nicely. The only thing I'm not really happy with is the collar, as I wanted to make it with two fabrics, but I didn't want the one complimenting the main one to be "inside" as I've seen in many pieces similar to this one. I don't know how that is made and I certainly don't know how it should be made in this position so I just, rolled with it. I think I will unpick it in the future and make it another way, I don't like how it falls against the fabric, it kinda becomes taught and bunches, even if from afar one can't see it. If anyone has any idea how to make this better, please do hit me up xD Currently it's sandwitched between the collar and the body, kinda like a second collar, but because it falls to the other side it gets warped. Also, I wanted to do this in a nicer fabric but I was aware enough to try it with this one first, which was cheaper, in case something went wrong xD The other one is already cut and is only waiting on me thinking how to make the collar better. I made this with the beizi in mind so there's a picture with the two of them. Below another with the beizi and the nice fabric (it has fishies!!!).

Look at my happy face :DDD

Finally, the next thing I made using the pattern I got from the shop, and I made some pants!!! I had to adapt the pattern a bit, because it was for long pants and I wanted shorts for summer (and the fabric I had wasn't enough to make long pants, so shorts it was). I had to raise the crotch some, because the cut I made fell just at that line and it would have become a skirt (as you'll see in the first photo, the second is of the modified crotch) but the rest I made according to the pattern. I do have the slight suspicion though, that either I read the instructions wrongly or they were wrong because it came out very tight and I didn't see an opening anywhere but the waistband so I have to check on that (I added an opening on the side and put in a zipper). I also wanted to use a different fabric that I purchased just for this but I got very afraid of fucking it up so I got another fabric that I had destined for something else and used it as a trial. It did come out quite nicely, though I know I'll be making a couple of changes to the other one, that has already been cut and is waiting for the perfect moment.

I think you're getting my color palete from this, no? xD

And the last thing I finished last week and I also used one of the patterns I bought, the one for a shan, more specifically, and is the one that so far I love the most. I made it as a jacket with a cotton flannel I bought specifically for it and that I had my eye on for half a year and it's beauful. I love it. It's so soft, it's my favorite thing. They say cotton is cold and it sure doesn't give me much warmth outside but at some point I might give it a lining in linen, which is a termo-regulator fabric, and so that'll hopefully fix the issue. Right now it seems there's no linen in the stores because people don't think of linen as a winter fabric here, which it absolutely can be, so I'm pondering whether to wait until they stock it again or buy it in another country and have it delivered. Whichever's cheaper I guess. I'm just sad I forgot to add pockets ;__; (And I'm certainly not going to unpick it to add them now).

Do forgive my posing prowess, as it is nonexistent. To this one I added an interlining for the collar to stiffen it, as that's something I noticed I should have done with the previous jacket. Jacket I'm currently unpicking to fix it once and for all :D This one was also french-seamed and let me tell you, my sewing machine did NOT like that at all. I'll have to plan for it in future projects xD I am thinking of adding a belt to this one, as I think it would make the sihouette better when it's closed, but we'll see.

I want to make more pants in the future, as it's getting quite cold over here, so i have that to plan for, but for now I have a couple of short pieces I have to sew before the weekend so that will have to wait. Maybe I'll post something over here asking for help, because there's some pants I don't even know how to name or how to look for them xD

So see you when I make more things!!

#hanfu #modern hanfu #modified hanfu #hanfu resources #beizi #banbi #songku #songpants #shan #hanfu patterns #nonbinary #nonbinary clothes #hanyuansu #sewing #making mistakes lol #hope this helps someone #love you!

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