#santa baby

[jay-auris]

The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

#santa baby #Tell me I'm lying

[saintmichale]

Gerard Way could fix the damage that Michael Bublé did to the song Santa Baby

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[mychemicalraymance]

santa babyyyyyy

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[atomic-chronoscaph]

Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt (1953)

#eartha kitt #santa baby #50s christmas music #christmas records #christmas songs #50s singer #1950s #1953

[dailyhistoryposts]

Eartha Kitt

An American actress, singer, and activist, Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) remains an incredibly influential and controversial figure in American culture.

Born on a cotton plantation to a single mother of Cherokee and African descent (and almost certainly a White father) and raised in Harlem, New York City, Kitt studied performing arts from a young age. Her distinctive voice made her stand out in the Katherine Dunham Company, the first African-American dance company.

In 1950, Kitt starred as Helen of Troy in Dr. Faustus (a role given by Orson Welles, who called her "the most exciting woman in the world"). Her fame grew, until she was featured as Catwoman in the Batman television series in the late 1960s.

Her professional life took a massive hit when she made anti-Vietnam war statements during a White House luncheon, making First Lady Johnson burst into tears. In response, the CIA defamed her, and Kitt focused on her work abroad in Europe and Asia for a time. Kitt could speak in four languages (English, German, Dutch, French) and sing in eleven.

In the late 1970s and the 1980s, Kitt returned to work on Broadway, where she received widespread acclaim, and continued to perform for years.

Kitt was a widespread social and political activist. In addition to her anti-war stance, she established the Kittsville Youth Foundation, was a support of Rebels with a Cause (a D.C. based group focused on beautifying the city). Kitt publically supports LGBT rights and considers same-sex marriage a civil right.

Notable songs by Eartha Kitt include: 1. "C'est si bon" (composed 1947 by Henri Betti, performed 1953) 2. "Santa Baby" (1953) 3. "I Want to Be Evil" (1954)

Notable roles by Eartha Kitt include: 1. Catwoman (Batman 1967) 2. Shaleem-La-Lume (Timbuktu! 1978. Tony nomination) 3. Dolores (The Wild Party 2000. Tony nomination) 4. Yzma (The Emperor's New Groove 2000. Kronk's New Groove 2005. The Emperor's New School 2006-2008. Two Daytime Emmy Awards.) 5. The Cool Cat (Wonder Pets! Guest performance. 2010. Daytime Emmy Award).

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[kissmethroughthebone]

Christmas Season list of chores:

Get as many spices, seasonings and sauces as I can to bulk up for the cozy season. If I want delicious devilled eggs and roast beef, I'm gonna have to do it myself! (And also don't be afraid to ask my long list of suitors for assistance with the fancy meats and materials I want... hey, if they want a wifey, they better be a provider man and get me what's needed for it!)

Stock up on hot chocolate, cozy teas, and any baking materials. Bake at least one warm good a week. Doesn't need to be any Cordon Bleu shit, (even though I have tried and failed at eclairs.... oh, boy, that n i g h t m a r e was as delicious as it was deconstructed!) it can just be a can of cinnamon rolls or cookies popped onto a tray and into the oven! Makes the house warm, and a warm, moist, sweet treat is every girl's best friend during a cold season!

A little extra wine, brandy and rosé in the cabinets could be stellar. Nights of sipping wine by a heater, cozied up in some blankets watching the Grinch? Could be stellar. Fantastical. :)

A humidifier for my house; or air purifier. Whichever works best to make it not too dry but not too moist.

Some more warm lighting; LED candles work, but the real deal is best. I wouldn't mind one more lamp.

Get as many vanilla and spice scented candles as possible. I *need* the house to smell warm and inviting. And incense! Vanilla, cinnamon, apple, pie, cake... all those goodies. Even if I can't bake all the time, I can make the place look, feel, and *smell* cozy all at once. :)

Stock up on even more blankets and pillows! And wash all that I do currently have!

Buy cozy socks, fleece tights, and a nice big puffer coat, with some texting gloves, and a few cozy hats to add on. All that.

Get one more heater! My place gets too cold, I can see my breath sometimes from how cold it is. Unacceptable! I need the living room nice and toasty, to easier play my video games!

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[hazzabeeforlou]

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Harry dropped his phone. The tree lights began to blur in his eyes and soon tears were falling down his face, tasting like hot, salty joy. 

Chapter 1 of 3 posted now, the rest hopefully posting throughout the day (unless it just takes longer) Anyways. Merry Christmas I love you all, hope your day is peaceful and joyful and magical 🎄❤️

#Santa Baby #fic Post #Larry Christmas

[infatuatedkitten]

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[susie-hatter]

Merry Beeesmas everyone!! 🎁

Hope there's honey in my milk tonight, when I bumble down your chimney 😘

#christmas #santa baby

[pinkxokissesxo]

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[atomic-chronoscaph]

Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt (1953)

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[raisin-shell]

Previous years Santas 🎅

Last years Christmas season ❄️

This years Christmas “photos” ☃️

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[coleydc58]

I was not feeling in any holiday spirit whatsoever. Misha! That red, the light, his eyes and expression. It may have melted my heart, just a little bit.

#misha fucking collins #misha collins #santa baby #hubba hubba #dreamboat #beef cake #i saw mommy kissing santa claus