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fangirl-nadir · 5 months
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Finally watched Yuri on Ice...
0/10, not a single lesbian in sight
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pluralsword · 2 years
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Image description: concept art of MP-36 Megatron from the Generations 2017 book; sketches of the head and body and weapons with noted details, and that the ‘difficult problem of how to reproduce G1 Megatron in three dimensions without damaging the image of the G1 anime,’ was solved by Ōshima Yūki  (大嶋優木), a freelance toy designer, manga artist, and writer. The text was translated to English by Deruji on January 1st 2019, the translation commissioned by Liampope. Some notes include that the mace head should be big and light, the Megatron mold intended to be taller than Optimus Prime, elbows like inferno, and that great care was taken in reproducing Megatron’s characteristic “jaw.” Source link below, end image description.
So... MP-36 concept art had this "thighs should be seductive" comment in it (here's the link to the source https://tfw2005.com/boards/threads/generations-2017-book-mp-36-megatron-article-translated.1096818/) For those who didn’t zoom in:
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Image description: A zoom in on Megatron’s concept art, specifically the tapered right thigh, and the hip armor skirt and hand. There is an upwards arrow pointing at the thigh with text below reading: “thighs should be seductive.”
Someone on a discord server we’re on started making jokes out of it which we found hilarious, and we started doing our own, so here’s some of ours (1 of 4):
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Image description: slightly re-edited panels of The Transformers: Lost Light #4 "Dissolution Part 4: Bad Moon Rising", of trans lesbian transformers Anode (a lanky biplane bot) and Lug (a stout backpack bot) sitting having a heated conversation under the memorial to The Disappeared, on Necroworld in blue daylight. For added context for the edited in joke, Lug’s thighs are (very cute) boxy rectangles, not tapered. The conversation, unlike the actual text, goes like this:
Lug, with a drooped expression: “You told me you left the Lighthouse because of me. You said – thighs should be seductive. I felt so guilty. So. [Upwards arrow symbol]. Your one chance to train as a blacksmith and I was the reason you gave up. That’s what I thought, Anode. That’s what you let me think.”
Anode, looking up from the blue flower she had been looking while listening: “I did miss you. I missed you in ways I can’t put into words. And I really didn’t think you’d blame yourself. In fact I kind of thought you’d be –“
Lug interrupts with an angry expression: “If you say ‘flattered,’ we’re never speaking again.
Both look away from each other.
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(Thighs Should Be Seductive Joke Image 2 of 4) Image description: A reedited panel of the planet deity transformer Gaea’s core and head facing Grimlock and the Acolytes of Unicron in  Hasbro Transformers Collectors’ Club # 70: Of Masters and Mayhem, Part 4: “Divination.” Grimlock and the Acolytes of Unicron stand in shadow, while Gaea’s giant head with a helm of green, orange, and blue and orange optics speaks: “You are correct, Grimlock. Thighs should be seductive.”
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Image description: A reedited panel of Arcee and Greenlight talking in Magic of Cybertron #1: A Real Mother. The two’s heads are visible, Arcee has an an audial-bunned and a prominently crested helm, whereas Greenlight has a cheek guarded helm with winglet audials and a smaller crest. Both are smiling, the dialogue exchange goes like this (comma added, we missed it):
Greenlight: “Attempting to replicate thighs should be seductive, wise move.”
Arcee: “Yyyyes, exactly my plan.”
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Image description: Three reedited panels from The Transformers: Optimus Prime #21: The Falling, Chapter 6: Unforgivable, of Aileron (a chubby rounded spaceplane flyer bot) and Arcee (a robust and curvy car bot with tall back stacks) together among the ruins of Cybertron. Here’s what happens:
Aileron, running towards Arcee: “Geez. Victorion’s not messing around.”
Arcee, stepping closer to her: “Aileron – “
Aileron: “What? You still mad you couldn’t kill Devastator yourself?”
Arcee: “No...”
Arcee leans in and hugs Aileron around her back and over her shoulder to kiss her optics shut on the lips, picking her up off the ground, Aileron’s arm stuck out mid-air in surprise, optics wide open.
After Arcee leans back, she smiles and says: “Thighs should be seductive.”
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Suffice to say that back in February amidst the Thighs Should be Seductive meme fever that was happening we immediately turned to wholesome trans and sapphic humor. A later lighthearted continuation of this:
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Image description: In front of a nighttime polityscape backdrop on a windowsill, Aileron (TR Topspin kitbash) and T30 Arcee hold each other while Overlord does a hand stand behind them and FoC Jazz, who has hands on his hips. WFC Siege Megatron is behind him to the right with a left arm raised as if speaking, and in front of Megs is BBM Arcee holding BBM model kit Arcee's thighs in her arms. Behind the two are IDW2-esque Arcee (WFC Nightbird kitbash) and WFC Greenlight looking into each other’s optics arm in arm. To their right is WFC Nova Storm standing sideways behind Anode (kitbashed from RID 15 Warrior class Windblade) and Lug (TR Rewind kitbash), looking at each other holding hands. Lastly, Legacy Bulkhead is fist bumping Lancer (CW Swindle kitbash) behind S86 Hot Rod, who has an open left hand outstretched. A speech bubble hangs above them all for everyone except Greenlight and IDW2 Arcee, saying: "Thighs across shape are BEAUTIFUL!" Arcee and Greenlight are saying "Your thighs are seductive..." End image description.
With that said, go forth, and make more thigh robot memes to your soul’s seductive delight!
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queerism1969 · 8 days
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theorizingtheo · 10 months
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Enid : Hey Willa? Have you seen my red duffel bag?
Wednesday, in the midst of typing : No.
Enid : Huh. I could’ve sworn I left it on the bed…
Wednesday : *cough* What did you intend to do with it anyway?
Enid : With my bag? Why are you asking?
Wednesday : I merely thought, had I known the purpose of you bringing it up, I could help you search for it. Retrace your steps and what not.
Enid, squinting at Wednesday : …. Wends.
Wednesday : Yes, mi vida?
Enid : Wednesday, you didn’t.
Wednesday : I have no idea what you are referring to.
Enid : Willa! You didn’t destroy my bag!
Wednesday : … You know I cannot lie to you, ma lumiere.
Enid : Wednesday! I wasn’t leaving you! I just prepared some outfits for Div to try out for her date today with Yoko!
Wednesday : … Well now I just feel foolish.
Enid : My raven, I’m never leaving your side.
Enid slides into Wednesday’s lap, the goth still sitting on her writing chair. Arms wrap themselves around the seer’s neck, as the werewolf softly peppers her face with soft kisses.
Enid : You still haven’t told me where my bag is.
Wednesday : At this point? Thousand’s of feet under the Pacific sea.
Enid : WHAT?! WEDNESDAY-
Wednesday : Your clothes, on the other hand, are inside your closet, clean and ironed.
Enid : …. You are simply infuriating.
Wednesday, smiling : Astute observation, mon amour. You love me though.
Enid, sighing, leaning in for another kiss : That I do, φεγγάρι μου.
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catgirl-kaiju · 26 days
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need dick from a girl who has a penis
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thefrogginbullfish · 2 years
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"Gay Enough"
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alurayehulsey · 6 days
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aluraye 🐰
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milomilesmib · 2 months
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WLW songs: wow she's so pretty I wanna be her girlfriend and go on cute dates with her
NBLNB songs: ugh I want them to step on me what a powerful bitch
MLM songs: dick
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everyone-is-emptyy · 10 months
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furbearingbrick · 1 month
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Sappho when weird nerds on the Internet claim bi lesbians were invented by TERFs in 2010
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[image id: the "sad ant with bindle" meme, edited so that the ant has curly dark hair and a gold-colored headband like the poet Sappho, the ancient lesbian Greek poet after which the term "sapphic" is named, is often depicted with. end id.]
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thedepressedkiddo · 1 year
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playing a game called "lets survive march" and miserably failing since day zero.
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My notes app knows more about me than my parents do
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st-twitter-sillies · 5 months
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cancer :(
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queerism1969 · 2 months
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theorizingtheo · 10 months
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Enid, hiding in Yoko's room : - and I just can't believe she would do that to me!
Yoko, tired af cuz Enid has been complaining for the past hour : Okay, so, let me get this straight-I mean gay-anyway! You are mad at Wednesday... Because of what, exactly?
Enid : I literally just said why, like, a few seconds ago! Are you even paying attention?!
Divina, who hoped to have a normal evening with her vampire gf : Yeah, you did, but... Why?
Enid : Guys this isn't funny! I don't know what to do!
Random guy in suit that has been chasing Enid for the past hours : Mrs Addams, please, I just need you to sign these two files and then I'll leave!
Enid : For the last time, I won't be signing anything, I am too young to lead a multimillionaire corporation! I don't even know where I left my sweater this morning!
Wednesday, pushing the guy away and stopping before Enid, heaving breaths, desperate: Mon cœur, I apologize for doing this without notifying you earlier, but I was hoping to surprise you!
Enid : Willa, no. That's enough out of you, I told you we will sleep separately until I say otherwise. Now go.
Wednesday, on the verge of tears : But-! Ma lumiere-!
Enid : Wednesday Friday Addams, you better get your ass out of here, take this Fred guy with you and figure out a way out of this! End of discussion!
Wednesday, turning to Yoko with a murderous gaze : You! You are the cause of this!
Yoko : Hey- WOAH WAS THAT A FUCKING KNIFE?! HOW AM I AT FAULT HERE?!
Wednesday : You advised me to surprise Enid with Netflix, because she wanted her own but her mother wouldn't let her!
Yoko : WHEN I SAID NETFLIX, I DIDN'T MEAN THE FUCKING COMPANY ADDAMS! I MEANT AN ACCOUNT!
Wednesday : HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
Divina : Enid, please tell your fiancee not to kill my girlfriend. She obviously didn't mean to overstep, Wednesday had the best intentions in mind.
Enid : Honestly, I didn't even consider that Willa might not know how Netflix works. I am not mad at her anymore. But Yoko made fun of my eating habits yesterday. I'll let her sweat a little...
Divina : God, you even sound like an Addams now... Mischief suits you wolfie.
Enid : Aww, thanks bestie!
Wednesday chasing Yoko while throwing knives in the background.
The Fred guy, whose actual name is Christopher : WILL SOMEONE SIGN THE GODDAMN PAPERS ALREADY?!
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catgirl-kaiju · 1 year
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went to the cool and beautiful women convention, and it was full of trans girls imbuing me with sapphic urges
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