how i think mbav characters would react to you asking for their pronouns:
"I use she/her, thanks for asking." She's the only normal one here.
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"Well, I'm Jesse, and I go by-" bites your fucking neck
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"Uhhhh, she- they- he/him! he/him."
(it's not even that he's in the closet okay he might be but that's not why it's just that he's socially awkward enough to accidentally misgender himself. pronoun circles are hell for him bc his first instinct is to treat it like ice breakers and copy the person before him. one time he got called they/them for like a week because he made the mistake of replying on autopilot. eventually he corrected everyone but the entire time he was like "I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.")
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"My pronouns? 519-341-7831. You'll probably have to write them down to remember them, eh?"
(he's deeper in the closet than those fucking kids in Narnia. gayass screencap courtesy of @bettyweir)
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you'll never know. you don't even have the balls to approach her.
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he responds with anyone of his self-appointed nicknames. if you ask again he'll go "OHHHH. you can call me ~" and then just names another one off the list. No one knows how to refer to Rory and that's the way he likes it ("vampire ninja will not be perceived"). It also gets people to start using his nicknames, which is a plus. gender euphoria unlocked via being a dumb blond menace.
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"She/her. Why? Are you Ethan's friend? Are you gay? Is he gay?"
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"How do I know you're not going to use this information to hex me?"
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BONUS:
(does not know what pronouns are) "oh, it's pronounced stuh-KOW-skee. with a 'K' sound, not a 'Ch' sound. then it'd be stuh chow skee, and chow is for puppies, and i'm not a puppy, I'm a dog- well, i'm not actually a dog. But if I were, I'd be a dog. like an adult dog. well not like an adult person that's also a dog, but a dog that's grown up. but not like a super big one either that makes you say 'is that a dog fully a dog?' I'd just be like, a man dog. a dog man. wait, that's not what i-"
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Having a lot of fun with the pixel gang rn. Glad to see them getting some love. =D
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