can we get more general YOI x Haikyuu headcanons? You typically just do a character but I want just plain general ones.
Rewriting this! it decided to crash on me ;>
Before we get started I want to list the ship couples just so no-one gets confused,
Minotayuri= Kenma's dads, Victuuri= Lev+ Alisa's dads, Chris and Masumi (Mystery man)= Kyoutani's dads, JJbella= Oikawa and his sisters parents, Saramila=Tendo's parents, Seungchuchuleoji= Sakusa's parents, Jean x Salem= Akaashi's parents
They've been friends since they were kids, except Akaashi though. His mom thought figure skating was a waste so he didn't meet them till way later and didn't start figure skating till way after the others did
~Lets talk about their adoption stories!~
When Minotayuri went to the adoption center, they barley got past a 'hi' to the adoption lady, Kenma was already clinging to Yuri's leg. This caused the room to go silent and Yuri just let out a sigh, bent down to the boy looked into his sparkling eyes, picked him up and just said, "Yep. This is my son now."
Victuuri on the other hand got to at least sit down, the owner of the adoption center was talking to them about another kid who she thought would be good for them and then Lev came in, looked up at Victor and his eyes sparkled. He waved happily with a sweet lil, "Hello! I'm Lev!" Victor and Yuuri were about to die of cuteness on the spot. Lev looked at Victor for another second and said, "Are you my dad?" Victor looked at Yuuri, who nodded and said, "Yeah!" Then when he said that a older girl walked out and Lev said, "Sis! Those are our parents now!"
Saramila were not looking for a particular kid when they went in, so when they sat on that couch, nothing sounded fit for their family. That was when a kid, who the lady had never mentioned walked out from his room, gave them a wave and stood to the side. Sara turned to him and asked, "Who's this cutie?" The adoption lady just scoffed and said, "He's just a monster, hes not worth your time, Ms." Mila and Sara were pissed. Mila walked up to Tendo and said, "Really? Well, I'm Mila, what's your name kiddo?" Tendo's eyes sparkled and answered. Within a few minutes, they had a kid!
Kyoutani.. He was a special case.. When Chris and Masumi entered that adoption center, they were bombarded by kids asking for them to adopt them, which was ok but there was one kid in the back, one that didn't come up. A black haired boy Masumi was drawn to that one since he reminded him of Chris and himself when they were kids. When he tried to talk to him, he didn't respond, they asked the lady there about it later and apparently he was a victim of abandonment and didn't have much trust left. But via a lot of talking and being always there, they got themselves a loving little boy.
Normal HC's now!
Kyoutani used to be a sweet kid and nobody really gets why he changed, he just says its what figure skating does to you
Whenever Lev gets sick, he is the pickiest bitch on this side of the Mississippi. So whenever he does get sick, Lilia has to be there making him some soup cuz apparently only she can make it right (it was a recipe she found in a newspaper, anyone could make it)
Kenma and Lev have always been weirdly close, nobody knows really why. Mainly they think its because they came from the same adoption center so they've just known each other for a long time
So because of this, once they were having some platonic cuddles since Kenma had a long day and nobody else was there to listen at the time, Bokuakakuro saw this and were so confused so they had to explain that it was platonic and not at all romantic
Nobody likes the Leroy's. That's kind of a fact. But its kind of a problem was Sakusa is dating Atsuiwaoi, so Seungchuchuleoji put down a rule that dating Oikawa was fine as long as they didn't need to go to any family gathers with them
Komori stays with Seungchuchuleoji more then his own parents since he started dating Osamu and Suna since his mom (Leos sister) is pretty homophobic.
Kenma dyed his hair to look like Minami and Yurio, he dyed some of it red once and another time he dyed it the colors of the trans flag because of them
Kyoutani dyed his hair blonde for similar reasons
One time Seungchuchuleoji picked up Atsumu from practice since he was family at that point. When they stepped foot into the Inarizaki gym, Suna had to stop Osamu from fainting and the same with Aran and Kita since Osamu and Kita are huge figure skating fans and they are massive fans of Leo and Phichit
One time Seungchuchuleoji picked up Atsumu from practice since he was family at that point. When they stepped foot into the Inarizaki gym, Suna h ad to stop Osamu from fainting and the same with Aran and Kita since Osamu and Kita are huge figure skating fans and they are massive fans of Leo and Phichit
All the skaters kids (minus Oikawa) wen into full time figure skating and the jobs they have in canon are jobs they do in-between contests
Nekoma met Yuri and Minami first so they were very confused on why Kenma was such an introvert when he has such wild, energetic parents. Then they met Otabek and were just like, 'Oh.'
On Yakulev's like third date, Lev got some vodka from Victors stash and even though Yaku was against it at first, they ended up getting drunk off their asses
The skaters have a group chat and nobody knew about it until Kenma said something along the lines of, "Uncle Phichit stop asking for my bfs numbers! You'll just send them blackmail pictures!" and that was a lengthy chat.
Tendo got into chocolate making because when he was like 7 he saw Sara making chocolate treats for Emimike's wedding and he asked if he could help, Sara said sure and gave him some lil spare ones. Ever since they bond over chocolate making all the time now
Once Oikawa arrived at practice early like normal and was listening to 'The Theme of King JJ' and the others walked in and were vibing with him till Kyoutani walked in and said, "Turn that hetero shit off." He then turned on some Lady Gaga and everyone just vibed harder
Kunimi and Kyoutani got into a fight once and Kunimi said something along the lines of, "Your dad's gay" (because Kunimi is the king of grade schooler roasts, fight me) And with a straight face Kyoutani said, "Yeah, and? Has been for years! it's not new!"
When Atsumu was over at Sakusa's place once, he went into the kitchen and came out asking why there was a paper on the fridge that said, "Vegetables that Seung-gil can eat." Sakusa had to explain that Seung-gil hates vegetables and they have that list of the few that he can tolerate so he doesn't become a complete carnivore
On the topic of Seung-gil, they don't let him pick out Sakusa's clothes for anything cuz the last time he did he looked like a human fucking highlighter
Nekoma once decided to go on a vacation together in Hawaii, and since Victor and Yuuri had a vacation home there, they decided to all crash there instead of a hotel.
Kenma is very close to Otabek's DJ friends kids and when he introduced them to volleyball, all of them collectively agreed to make a team and their goal was to play Nekoma
Once Makkachin followed Lev to practice and he didn't realize till Kenma pointed it out
Another time on Kenma's birthday, it was a normal day at practice, then they heard a knock at the gym door and someone asking, "Is Kenma here?" It was His great grandfather (Yuri's grandfather) Kenma tackled him into a hug
After competitions, the figure skater kids get together as a group with their boyfriends and their parents to chill and just have a ice dinner. At one of these dinners, JJ decided to crash it (Oikawa was invited, JJ was not) And without missing a beat, Otabek lowered his shades and said, "You're the reason the gene pool needs a life guard."
One time, Fukunaga came over to visit to ask Lev about a project he was doing since Lev had more information on the subject. He went to the kitchen and started making some food cuz he and Lev were hungry, Yuuri came home and gave him some tips since they both have experience in the food industry, it was very wholesome.
When Minotayuri and Kenma went to visit Russia on his birthday, his grandpa made some piroshkis, obviously. Somehow, Kenma ate them quicker then Yuri and all Yuri could do was look at the piroshki he was holding and say, "What the fuck?!"
Yuri was the one who actually got Kenma into video games. That was because when they were in a store, Kenma's eyes locked onto a game-boy and since Yuri also had one they got Kenma one and him and Yuri would bond over gaming
Yahaba was the first one Kyoutani got close to on the Aoba Johsai team since he had trouble trusting others but Yahaba took time and was patient with him which Kyoutani was grateful
Back on the topic of that dinner I mentioned, when Kyoutani brought Yahaba to one the first time when he explained that Yahaba and him were dating Chris spat out his water and practically died. He didn't think Kyoutani would find love and was surprised
Again with the dinner, one time, Kita san walked right into the dinner and when they asked why he was there he looked at Atsumu and Sakusa and said, "Sakusa, please tell me you have more self respect." Everyone was confused, "You let Atsumu have sex with you with a fucking TURTLE NECK AND SOME FUCKING CHAINS ON?!" Everyone then started dying and Aran had to come drag him out
The first time Michele was set to pick Tendo up from practice after Ushitenasanoya became a thing, he met Ushijima and Ushijima had his first near death experience right then and there
When Bokukuroaka came to Kenma's rink for the first time, they walked into the back and couldn't even get out a full 'hi' before Georgi said, "Can you all shut the fuck up?!" and then he went back to doing Kenma's makeup
Sakusa brings his dad's husky to practice after she's had a vet appointment because she wants to exercise and she also wants attention
when Ushitenasanoya went to meet Saramila for the first time they were nervous (minus Tendo) because they feared the reaction and Tendo said, "Don't worry! Being gay runs in the family!"
So we know Aoba Johsai is close, like kinda a given. But it confused tf out of JJ and Isabella for a bit, like they were not expecting a full volleyball team to come into their house, make breakfast for themselves and walk out without a word
When Oikawa came out, it was a little bit more challenging then the others coming out since y'know his parents are straight but Isabella just stood up, hugged him and said, "You are still my son, I love you and I always will."
Since Leo plays the guitar a lot, Sakusa also picked it up and has played a lot of his boyfriends favorite songs on the guitar and they love it so much
Sakusa also has a lot of stuffed animals in his room, because of Guang-Hong
When Osasuna first met Seungchuchuleoji, Osamu was super nervous because he wanted to make a good impression, same with Suna. But when Komori said, "Oh yeah, I'm dating these two." Osasuna were expecting a backlash but all they got was an 'Ok'
Phichit and Suna share blackmail pics
once Nekomata (Nakoma's coach) talked to the team about the importance of going to collage and stuff, nobody knows why, he just did. He pointed to Lev and said, "Your dad went to collage right?" When Lev asked which one he said, "Victor." Lev had to explain that, no, he did not. Yuuri however went to collage in America to finish a finance degree
Lilia once had the incredible idea to get the kids into overalls and animal bucket hats and the photos were amazing
That is all I have for now~ I will make some of these into stories though!
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