#sarcy

[ssaalexblake]

jodie ‘method acting’ whittaker growing another heart to play the role of a two hearted alien is what puts her at no.1 in the doctor actor competition and that’s that. 

#dw shit #sorry #there was SO much weirdness around people over casting a woman #like we can be all tumblr all we like #the main reaction here was that a cis white woman was barely Anything in terms of casting #but to many other people it Very much Was a Big Deal to stomp their baby feet over #how a Girl wasn't qualified to play the doctor who is very much a man #you know. a cis one. #and i will always find it funny that she pulled off the most epic gotcha on earth #by growing another heart #(especially after she spent all that time doing press saying #how redic it was to say a woman couldn't play the doctor #when the doctor is a two hearted alien #and literally nobody can play that accurately #only to then gotcha herself #by doing it) #also yes this is sarcy #but it's a hill i am willing to die on for how funny it'd be to do so #this post is like kicking a hornets nest lol

[darlenicy]

Winx Club aesthetic ~ Riven & Darcy (1/x)

#winx club #winx #winx riven #winx sarcy #driven #Darcy #darcy x riven #riven x Darcy #darven #winx trix #trix #trix darcy #winx aesthetic

[vivstenius]

Do you just hate English people😭

yes good job for noticing im so proud of you

#asks #im not being sarcy im gen proud come here nonny 🫂

[idknotgonnapost]

bro how am i supposed to be a normal person after those emails i can’t even sit down

#what is wrong with him #this is about malcolm specifically because ollie was actually being the normal one for once #well apart from spam emailing his boss sarcy emails #but yk

[pacifymebby]

lmao no she literally looked at me, i smiled and then she looked away 😭😭😭she was cute tho

Oh bestie what a tragedy, Milan Kundera could have written a whole novel about the loss felt in that wee shop on that day

#it sounds like I'm being sarcy but im not #im just drunk #not getting your smile returned is like the worst thing

[bottlesandbarricades]

Every day is just a constant fight against being a bit of a cunt

#I have woke up in such a ratty sarcy mood #the worst™️ version of me you can get lmao

[moomin19]

I don’t know what else to say except

FINALLY

Some good fucking food!

#the way Jughead looks at her oml #he was so nice to her! not a sarcy comment in sight😩 #riverdale 6x15 #jeronica #veronica lodge #jughead jones #jughead x veronica #veronica x jughead #vughead

[inloveforevr]

I think the UK politics fundamentally needs a overhaul . Like our democracy is NOT working n electing another tory leader w their track history is deeply ironic !!!! We need ppl who r in touch w the community, a real ppl person, someone who can be diplomatic within the UK and build stronger relations w countries… and ultimately.. wanting the best for ALL people… ESPECIALLY the working class !!!!! stamping on ppl to appease the wealth has never worked… the power of the ppl will always out rule the 1%….

#i feel a big change coming like… all these ppl striking.. working w their trade unions #i can only hope 4 a better future #n u kno what politicians r idolised but acc its the ppl working with the community that always make the most meaningful change #those setting policies n regulations seem so out of touch w whats going on in the real world #i doubt an eton educated politican could navigate being working class n poor yet they r so quick to slam down #on them n make their lives worse #there is no place for greed in leadership #no place for power games or sarcy comments #ur either for the ppl or ur not #and if ur not? u know where the door is. like go work for a corporate #working for the public is clearly not for MU #you* #corbyn could bave

[faithdeans]

crowley is the most convincingly written british character on the show i know like 5 crowleys irl

#by that i mean. sarcy london con men types

[footballffbarbiex]

can you send me your fav Darwin Núñez pics pls? 👀

it’s for his fic banner and i’m tempted by this but...thorts?

#had to specify which darwin or some sarcy shit would send me charles darwin

[erlichbachman]

speaks volumes that jacob was upset about being shitty at kissing over four years ago

#that man is not doing great #he is insecure to the bone #like he did not like that kaitlyn said that and looked teary eyed almost #whatever confidence this guy expresses is fucking take as shit #like he was chill until kaitlyn said that #and he tried to play it off with a sarcy middle finger #also the thing about him being like her brother #i’m like gay jacob truther but like i don’t think he’s aware during the game ukno #and all he wants is to fucking be loved like romantically #like i think he craves it #and it stings #like sure she’s his buddy but it still made him upset #bc kaitlyn didn’t like him like that #emma doesn’t want to try and keep it going #which ukno she is allowed to do let me add #and if we’re talking about the gay shit: man it just doesn’t wanna work and it upsets him #it never feels fulfilling anyways no matter how he wants it to #idk if any of this makes sense bc i’m rambling but yeah #i wanna give him a hug #jacob custos #the quarry

[reverxnce]

what do you do apart from bore people drink wine and eat bread?

“We actually don’t drink wine. Or eat bread. We do not eat or drink anything. We have no need of food. From the very moment of ordination, our bodily functions leave us, including taste buds and stomachs - they simply shrivel away and die until we are nothing more than Bible-spewing droids in artificially sustained flesh suits. 

Nice to meet you; I am Preacher Bot 616, beep boop.”

#a rare appearance of sarcy Zeke ? #he's tired tbh #Anonymous #;; ~ Better Ask the Rev. ;; Answered ;; ~

[kyogos]

i only want one thing in life and thats a full gears of war remaster

#i say one thing id also sell a kidney for more true era gears of war #sorry jd del and kait #the books carry so hard #game baird: sarcastic dickhead for no given reason vs book baird: using sarcy comments as a coping mechanism bc hes terrified #im still truly in my gears era im so sorry #gears and fable have such a hold over me its pathetic gkhdkjfl

[motherfuckingmaneater]

don’t talk about me like you might know how i feel .

"Why?" she quipped back, "because I don't know you?" A brow raised in demand of reply, yet she gave him no time to give one, "because there's no chance - not even given we were raised together - that I might understand you?" Perfect brows knit together as she gave a sarcastic pout, "poor little Sirius, so misunderstood."

#paddyfeet #lol she's such a sarcy bitch #maneaters roleplays

[eleyras]

About narratives: the story of Sarcean, Anharion and the Collar.

Ok soooooo I finished Dark Heir and I have THOUGHTS.

This could be my delusional mind speaking BUT I firmly believe that the whole thing about the Collar and the relationship between Sarcy and Anharion depicted in the story written and established by the winners (the Lady's faction) and Gauthier is far from the truth and a lot more complex and fascinating.

More ramblings under the cut!

Putting all the hints given in DH aside for the moment (I will discuss them later) for me the biggest red flag about these narratives is the way Anharion is depicted in both.

This is a little twisted but it’s something I’ve been thinking about since DR, so let me elaborate.

In DR, the Stewards DON’T know about the Collar. James himself admits that he found out about it from Sinclair, and so the Stewards are convinced that James/Anharion had willingly betrayed the Lady’s side, becoming willingly Sarcean’s lieutenant and his lover.

Gauthier instead reveals a more twisted version of the story.

It’s clear that the two narratives are in contradiction with each other: the one told by the Lady’s faction and echoed throughout the centuries among the Stewards doesn’t include the knowledge of the Collar, and it entirely blames Anharion for his deeds and his betrayal; Gauthier’s version instead, serving for the readers as an introduction to the existence of the Collar, specifies that Anharion didn’t have any agency.

So, which version is the true one? Neither of them, because both, as it often happens in history, took the truth, and twisted it to serve its own purpose.

Let’s start with the narrative ‘written’ by the Lady.

My biggest doubt about it is why the f*ck it seems that A LOT of people outside the Hall know about the Collar. Gauthier knows about it because his ancestor was the one who stole it, but Sinclair? Let’s hypothesize that he knew about it from Kettering. Kettering knows about it because he is a Returner, so someone who was THERE, in the Old World. It’s not a stretch then to theorize that the existence of the Collar and its power was somehow known in the past.

And in DH, the presence of the chain attached to the throne in the Sun Court, where EVERYONE could see it, hypothetically ( and I underline this because I don’t trust ANYTHING of what we saw in the Undahar for it was the Sun King’s court before Sarcean’s) linked to the Collar around Anharion’s neck, makes me think that the Collar and its power weren’t such a well-kept secret.

So, the whole “the Lady’s side didn’t absolutely know about the Collar” narrative is a bit sketchy at this point. I believe someone knew at some point, so why would they iterate this version of the story, instead of depicting Anharion as a victim and blaming Sarcean for it?

Well, the answer is simple: damnatio memoriae. The version of the story known at this point had been written by the Lady’s faction, so of course her enemies are painted in the worst light possible. Anharion’s memory is, in my opinion, even more tainted by this narrative than Sarcean’s one; we don’t even know his true name. It didn’t matter that he could have had reasons for his actions: he went against the "good side" and chose the dark, the end.

This narrative is not interested in reporting the truth. Its purpose is to celebrate the Lady as a Saint figure and vilify her opponents, disregarding their reasons, their feelings, their insight of the events entirely.

So, it’s not so difficult to believe that underneath all the twists and the lies, in this version of the story there is a grain of truth; that, in a way, Anharion did betray willingly the Lady. Maybe he understood that the so righteous Lady was, in fact, not that pure and good. Maybe, at the culmination of the fight, he somehow hesitated to kill Sarcean, because he was a human being, not just a cold hearted betrayer. All factors that would of course be excluded from this narrative, for they would expose the Lady’s true face.

At this point this is all but speculations, but one thing is certain, and this takes us to the second point: it’s canon that Anharion had feelings for Sarcy. Before the Collar.

I would not call it ‘undying love’ at this point of the story, but the affection is there. Palpable, visible, corporeal in glances and words. This is, like, a HUGE revelation.

Because this proves that the narrative told by Gauthier is not the truth either!

While I believe that the Collar has some kind of power (I’ll explain this too), in the Gauthier’s version of the story, it’s clear that the emphasis on the submitting part of this power comes from the desire to possess Anharion, from the (false) conviction passed on for generations that whoever put it around his neck would master him. I suspect it consumed not only Gauthier himself, but also every member of his family who owned the Collar before him.

In the end both narratives, pushing for their own agenda, give an insight on the relationship between Sarcean and Anharion not only false but also humiliating for Anharion, for he is depicted as a selfish, cold hearted betrayer where his own agency is totally dismissed (and not even mentioned) in one, and a plaything slave of the Collar in the other.

The truth is far more complex than this, of course, and the one million dollar question about it is then: how much influence did have the Collar on the true nature of their relationship?

In these days I have read a lot of theories about this. One of my favourites is the one depicting the Collar as a mere object of fashion without any power and Anharion not only conscious but also willing the whole time and the fact that this may be hinted in the text makes me feel unhinged (if this is true, you will hear me screaming about it for years)

In my opinion, and I will believe this until I read the third book, the Collar has some kind of power on James/Anharion but not in the way it has been described so far. This is but a mere speculation for the moment, but maybe this power leans more on binding Anharion’s magic to Sarcean’s than controlling his free will or feelings. (this bit in DH is soooo interesting!!!)

I’m convinced that the Collar cannot create something that is not there and that underneath its power, it’s clear that Anharion had conflicted feelings for Sarcean, he always had, because James REMEMBERS feeling this even with the Collar:

This means those conflicted feelings are still there and are not magically morphed by the Collar into pure and simple obedience and that whatever Anharion felt was real, whatever James feels is real, contradictions and all.

We still know so little about this two at this point, and since Pacat really loves plot twists, I believe that their real story will come out in the end and that Will and James will achieve what their past selves couldn’t had, unravelling the conflicts and the misunderstandings between them, and conquering the freedom they search in each other’s arms to be just Will and James.

I had fun writing this, please feel free to give me your opinion on this!

(PS. I think I needed to specify that this whole rambling is focused on Anharion’s feelings. What about Sarcy? I believe his feelings were a deadly cocktail of desire, affection, possessiveness, admiration and horny thoughts, like the disaster babygirl he was, thanks for your attention)

#the way false narratives are utilized in this series is soooo good I could speak about this for months #Pacat your mind!!!!! #i wrote this at 2am please forgive me if you find errors #dark heir #dark heir spoilers

[pacifymebby]

Ur the best sam blog!! Love that u don’t talk or answer asks about anything drama wise 🥰🥰👀😌💕

Hahaha aw thank u <3

Honestly though I just remember what CATB Tumblr was like back in the day when drama got fuelled, there was some dramatic fallout there and I don't wanna invite that onto my blog again hahaha

And tbf for all that I don't talk about drama as much on here I love to lurk when it kicks off on other blogs so I'm the same as everyone else really 😭😭😭

#also like one of these days im gonna be drunk and think am really funny answering a drama ask really sarcy and its gonna come back bite us