#sasha James

[magpod-confessions]

i feel like people give sasha too much credit sometimes. don't get me wrong, she's a great character and i do find her quite interesting. but she's only in a couple of episodes when you really look at it, and we don't know much about her.

i've seen some fans swear to the heavens that sasha would have been a better archivist than jon or that sasha is smarter than everyone else in the archives (here's your reminder that she followed a creepy stranger to a graveyard, just because).

it would have been nice to see more of sasha but it's a bit ridiculous to say that she's smarter or better than jon, when we don't know much about her. the only thing we know is that she was more qualified for the role of the archivist, but that doesn't mean she was more qualified to deal with The Horrors™. none of them were.

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#agreed agreed agreed agreedddd #magpod #tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #magpod confession

[my-magnus-rabbithole]

"and now I see you"

I am screaming, freaking out and my homework will not get done.

#mag 78 #Jonathan sims you amaizing amaizing man #things are about to go down #im freaking out #jonathan sims #jon sims #sasha james #not sasha #the magnus archives #tma #tma s2 #tma season two #tma season 2 spoilers

[summoner227]

Thinking about Og archival staff avatar fears

Tim - Your life-long dreams crumbling and everything you do to achieve them never working (Desolation with hints of Slaughter) (he will go after all of your goals)

Sasha - Being tracked through screens and having everything about you being know through technology (Eye with a bit of Extinction) (I consider all tech related fears to be Extinction)

Martin - being lead into danger (Web) (he leads you into danger without you knowing it's him, and will take care of you if you survive)

Jon - Past Tramas (it does matter if he is the one digging them up or if it's there anyways he will feed off of it) (Fears(he doesn't conform in any but feeds all))

#Tma #the magnus archives #text post #mobile. #jonathan sims #jon sims #tma jon #martin blackwood #tma martin #tim stoker #tma tim #sasha james #tma sasha #tma fears #i believe that if you create an avatar you should make them have a specific domain

[hyperfixated-archivist]

Here’s some crack fics I wrote a month ago that haunt my restless dreams. Behold.

———

The archive is on fire

this bothers nobody.

the tape recorder is on, rolling like proud Mary. 

”Martin came into work today, fucking hate that man. Wish he would die. I’m such a good boss”

the door opens, and in comes Martin Crackhorn. “Sup you sexy snake, want some leaf juice?” “Fuck off you bastard, I’m reading about the mentally Ill.”

martin blushes. 

Tim bursts through the wall like the kill aid man, dressed head to dog in mr bonzo merch. And lingerie, but no one cares about that—there are more pressing matters. 

“I solved the arg mother fuckers, here’s my girlfriend.” Alice hand drier walked in on the ceiling, because trans people don’t like physics or any of its motives. “Wassup bitches, gimme a twenty.” 

“Why?” Sasha asks, crawling out from her desk chewing a table. “Because I’m so sexy that’s why.” 

They all nod in agreement. 

“Welp,” Elias says, notifying to everyone that he was still there with a slap of his 200 hundred year old knees. “I’m getting another divorce today, can’t stick around.” 

“Leave my dad alone!” Martin and Tim say, glaring at each other before Martin stabs Tim in the elbow. “They! That was new!!” 

Jon sighs. “I wish mr spider had just eaten me instead of billy wheeler.” 

“Womp womp” says nikola, taking his ear and chewing it like Tabasco. 

“I hate this life.” Gerry says, “make out with me,” says the sexy yellow door. 

“No thanks, I’m a book, we will never work.” Micheal runs away crying. 

“what did you just say to my grandson?” Gertrude has risen from the dead. “I think you’re confused gramma.” “No, I’m Gertrude.”

Eric is in the corner putting his eyes back in, but they’re backwards and he is horrified by the sight of his own Brian.

”marry me Juliet,” says Martin to his emotionally constipated boss. “No! I’m busy.” He picks up the binoculars and looks at Tim who is sat two feet from him on Alice’s lap. 

“Omg that’s so gay.” Alice is weeping openly now. 

Peter walks in, the room goes misty. 

“There you are, my prized little problem.” 

“Dad!” Elias gets a weird look, but no one follows up on it because Tim is missing both his girlfriend and his knees. 

Peter dips out after punching Jon in the emotions.

”I can see it all.” Jon gets punched by Daisy, who immediately smooches bassira on the forehead before jumping into the coffin. 

“Well,” “shit,” Berlin and Hoop are pale and normal looking, pay no attention to the zippers on their necks.

”it’s time to d-d-d-duel!” Mary has been skinned. Everyone ignores her. As they should. 

“Well,” Martin wants to say he didn’t see this coming, but he did. “I’m going to marry you.” 

“Oh word?” Jon and Martin have a wedding in spring. It is delightful, no one dies, and the priest is just happy to be free from the meaty clutch. 

Jared hopworth is the flower girl. It does not end well. 

The eyepocolypse is avoided, but Daisy still does because it’s what she deserves. 

Elias gets killed by jurgen lightener, who immediately dies of Ligma. 

All is well, except for Tim. He is suffering. 

Click.

———

Heavy metal blasts from her mouth.

”wassup twot, where’s the cheese?” Mary sighed. “We ‘ave non.” “Bullshit, give me the cheese before I ceaseless watcher you.” 

Mary visibly tenses. She pulls out an uno reverse. 

Gertrude eats it.

”Dearly beloved, get wrecked.” Gertrude does a backflip.

”I want your lungs.” “No, that’s gay.” 

The crusty dusty old bitches fight. Gertrude wins, the absolute girlboss.

Micheal comes out from Gerry’s room, no one ask why. 

“Oh no!” Gertrude’s eyebrows run away. “The consequences of my actions!” 

“I’m going to kill you.” 

“Nuh uh.” 

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.

a gunshot rings out. 

Gerry is an orphan, Mary is still alive, Micheal is single, and Gertrude is secretly John Cena, hence why the eye couldn’t see her.

”if you don’t like my killer attitude—“

Eric bursts in. “You’re cheating on me?!” 

“What? No?” Gertrude is a confused old lady. 

“Not you— her.” “Oh, yes. She’s a lying scumbag.” 

Eric gets the rusty shears, but trips and dies. Not on the shears, but from embarrassment and testicular blueness. 

“Gerry wants to die.” No one knows who said it, but it’s very true. 

So he does.

momstermf enermguy. Bag for lumgs.

”I want to marry you so that we can divorce.” “Alright Elias, calm your saggy tits.” 

No one is happy, and Micheal is still a door. 

“Don’t @ me.” Gertrude is dead now, and all is at peace.

———

Martin was hungy. Tim owned a pet gorldfish. 

Can I make it anymore obvious?

”Martini, you absolute gay barnacle, have you seen my fish Charles-Jevil—“

Marin is choking on the fish. Greedy bastard.

Jon is crying in disappointment and also because of his severe and chronic lack of parents. 

Sasha is dead. No one knows why.

Tim has a gun, and breaks through a wall just to walk back in through the front door.

Will wood is blasting from every device, electronic and not. 

It’s just Red Moon. Again, and again. 

Elias walks in, hears will wood, and because he is a homophobe he immediately dies. 

Agnes would have come, but she was on a date with her boyfriend because they deserve happiness and they get it. 

Tim has been c4’d by Martin. The audience cheers, then weeps until the archive is flooded.

”My paper-work!” “Jon you fucking neek, no one cares about the fucking boxes you foolish bitch!!”

Jon is having a panic attack, and the water has eaten his shoes.

Tim has forgotten his anger, and since he is a ghost, he can get his pet fish back from Hades, Orpheus style. 

Spoiler, he looked back. She died.

#tma #the magnus archives #crack post #crack fic #jon sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #not sasha #alice dyer #gertrude robinson #Mary Keay #gerry keay #eric delano #agnes montague #elias bouchard #peter lukas #i am ashamed #i am cringe but i am free #nikola orsinov

[alcordraws]

i'm relistening to season one of marchive and oouugh i miss you crew. i'll do a colored version eventually

#the magnus archives #tma #tim stoker #jonathan sims #jon sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #kat draws

[honeybeeznutz]

Spoiler warning TMA SASHA!!!!

Hear me out: Celia is Sasha. She knows so much about The Magnus Institute but also so little because when she was not them’ed she suffered some memory loss and was sent to an alternate universe.

#the magnus institute #magnus protocol #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #the stranger #tma memes #headcannons #elias bouchard #martin blackwood #tma headcanons #jonathan sims #sasha james #not them #not sasha

[siriuslydumb]

they say hair holds memories

maybe that’s why jon doesn’t cut his hair

he doesn’t want to forget what he does have of the happier times with his old friends

#dunno what happened #sad thoughts got a hold of me #the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #the archivist #tim stoker #sasha james #martin blackwood #the og archival gang

[klm-zoflorr]

Oh boy

So I was drawing Sasha as Archivist and thinking about my role reversal Melanie king is head of the institute/annabelle and jon switch/Elias is the Stranger AU... And I got a whole bunch of ideas regarding Annabelle and. Dare i say an outline of how I could write the actual story instead of random one shots showing off off-camera scenes ??

So, picture this.

S1 Happens™ relatively as normal except Sasha is the Archivist and Jon is... Not there. Sasha picked Tim and Martin as her assistants. No Annabelle yet just hold on that thought for a minute. Everybody else is happy. Sasha had previous knowledge of... Well pretty much everything tbh. She's a cautious one, Melanie picked her as the Archivist pretty much just because there was a vacancy and she thought she'd do the job fine.

Prentiss business is dealt with pretty much as in canon.

On the 29th of July, 2016, a certain Annabelle Cane comes to give a statement about a childhood encounter with a strange weaver. It certainly... Left a mark on her, but she's moved on by now and she just wants to put that behind her. Why has she moved on? Bigger problems in her life. Like, her parents dying unexpectedly in a fire when she was just 16 years old, and having to fend for herself since then. She's barely 20 years old now. No support, no family, nothing.

So, she does give the statement. And then... Everything pretty much goes to hell. Worms everywhere. Prentiss. Oh god oh fuck. Martin gets eaten by the not them although they won't realise that for quite a while. Anna and Sasha get wormed pretty badly.

A week later. Annabelle can't stop thinking about the institute. About... How exhilirating it was to feel in real danger. The possibilities of learning more about everything that ever went wrong in her life. A true encounter with the supernatural.

She wants to know more. And that's how she joins the Institute. Let the nightmare begin girl you're not leaving until you're scarred half to death.

#Stranger Danger AU #sasha james #annabelle cane #melanie king #tma #tma au #the magnus archives #magpod #klm-zoflorr #archivist!sasha

[shititsarobyn]

I’m so close to finishing my “drawing every important/influential character from the Magnus archives” project and im so excited. This has taken me around two years lmao (mostly bc I took several months long breaks since shit came up but still)

#I SWEAR I’ll post the results when I’m ready #tma #the magnus archive fanart #tma characters #jonathan sims #tma jon #martin blackwood #jane prentiss #melanie king #I’m just tagging the characters I can remember #tim stoker #sasha james #so happy with how those two turned out #enby artist #artists on tumblr #art project

[silly-tma-headcanons]

sasha and basira are the only exceptions to elias' pattern of hiring people who will not be missed, should they die or go missing. sasha has a very loving family, who she speaks to and visits regularly, and basira has a very active social life and lots of friends, who she loves and cares for.

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus pod #the magpod #the magnus archives headcanons #tma headcanons #sasha james #sasha james headcanons #basira hussain #basira hussain headcanons

[wolfythewitch]

Hadestown au perchance

#art #sketch #tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #timothy stoker #tim stoker #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #in my brain timsasha orphydice is the og cast album and jmart orphydice is the broadway album #so. if at some point you see me draw jmart as orpheus and eurydice look away #hadestown au

[occudo]

Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.

#occudo's art #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #I wanted to make card designs #but can't find it in me at the moment #so consider this my early valentine's day post #but had this idea in my mind since christmas #maybe it's already been done #but anyway #dating sim(s)

[my-magnus-rabbithole]

I'm not losing anyone else

welcome to my live reaction of the end of MAG 78 and MAG 79.

This line, this godamn line. Ah the guilt, the entire conversation with Tim and Martin

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jon sims #sasha james #tma s2 #tim stoker

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

#Of course he gave up on said self preservation sometime in s3. But he did have it #Sasha’s got that eye alignment knowledge-over-safety instinct #Martin’s like Tim cmon we HAVE to go into the evil tunnels to save our stalker boss 🥺 #And then there’s mr remarkably-easy-to-buy-an-axe-in-central-london #the magnus archives #tma #sasha james #tim stoker

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

#the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma #the magnus archives fanart #this was a great art exercise for improvement. i learnt a lot #will eventually do protocol since i already have a few ideas in mind #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #peter lukas #elias bouchard #melanie king #georgie barker #basira hussain #daisy tonner #tim stoker #sasha james #jane prentiss #gerard keay #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #agnes montague #annabelle cane #michael distortion #helen distortion #nikola orsinov #oliver banks #simon fairchild #jude perry #mike crew #please keep in mind these are only my headcanons and while they may not align with your own that does not warrant any hate

[my-heart-of-heart]

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

#same energy as Jon diving into the buried to save the woman who tried to kill him #for all his flaws Jon’s a good person at his core #he just wholeheartedly believes he deserves to be hated so he never even tries to explain himself #analysis #istg every time I post one of these I get closer to writing a full dissertation on this guy #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #tim stoker #tma 200 #sasha james #jonah magnus