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#sasi incorrect quotes
lily-janus · 1 year
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Janus, opening the door to his apartment: hello, Someone-Who-Doesn't-Live-Here.
Remus, sitting on the couch, grinning: hello!
Janus, sighing: I gave you the keyes for emergancies
Remus, shaking the bowl he's been eating from: I was out of Doritos
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blackoutbugza · 22 days
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sanders sides incorrect quote
remus: i bet you 50 bucks you can’t disturb me!
logan: 2014 was 10 years ago.
remus: (smile fades)
logan:
remus:
logan: (sliding his hand into remus’s pocket and taking out 50 dollars) i’ll just… i’ll just take this.
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loganslowdown4 · 2 months
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cw/snake
these spot the difference games are getting harder
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i keep thinking about how dumb they are. Like this is actually them. No, sorry, this is literally what they think they are when they hiss. They’re so stupid.
I love them.
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annaizscribbling · 8 months
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I am sick. Take this
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blaze5681 · 16 days
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Things Sanders Sides Absolutely Have Said Pt. 3
Remus: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog"!
Virgil: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
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Roman: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Logan: No it doesn't.
Patton: Firetruck!
Virgil: FUCK!
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Roman: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Patton: Uhh, cut each chair in half to make six!
Remus: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Logan: ...Get two more chairs.
Virgil: I would never be near children.
Janus: Get rid of two kids.
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Janus: What is wrong with you?
Virgil: Many, many things...
Virgil: And most of them are your fucking fault.
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Patton: THAT'S THE LONGEST WORM I'VE EVER SEEN!
Logan: Patton, that's a snake.
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Virgil: If I fall…
Roman: I’ll be there to catch you.
Patton: *looks at Janus* What if I fall?
Janus: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Remus: *watches these interactions*
Remus, to Logan: And if I fall?
Logan: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Janus, in SvS: You are a solid 11/10.
Roman: Aw, thank-
Janus, under his breath: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
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*WTIT*
Logan: You have Crayons?
Thomas: Yes, I have—
Logan: You're— how old are you?
Thomas: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow
you're so cute, janus :)
⚕️hiss-teria Follow
sounds like a whole lot of projection to me but go off
🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow
wha-
🐸 patt-on-the-back Follow
OHHHH
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princy2018 · 3 months
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remus: i was going to have a fun night out tonight but my EVIL BITCH WIFE hates me and doesnt let me do anything
janus: first of all, you asked me for permission. second of all, you said you were going to kill someone...?
remus: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING FUN!!!
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beansforwhat · 1 month
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Janus: Well, Classy is my middle name.
Virgil: No, it's not? Your middle name is Clancy.
Janus: They sound similar enough.
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st7arlight · 5 days
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virgil: there is only one thing i hate more than change
virgil: waiting for change
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olliedollie1204 · 1 year
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THE SILLY DUMBASS ENERGY OFF THE CHARTS THIS EPISODE
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blackoutbugza · 2 months
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a pretty long incorrect quote today
logan, frustrated: all of the sides are so different! how on earth am i supposed to keep track of every single one of them?!
janus: it’s easy, use their differences to your advantage. for example: humor. hey, patton.
patton: yeah?
janus: why was six afraid of seven?
patton: why?
janus: because seven eight nine
patton: (laughs)
janus: hey remus.
remus: what?
janus: why was six afraid of seven?
remus: why?
janus: because seven was a registered six offender
remus: (laughs)
(logan taking notes in the background)
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loganslowdown4 · 2 months
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My quote rated getting a blooper in the bloop reel I’m crying I’m honoured by this HFHSHA bless Roman for messing up my dumb lines lol
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annaizscribbling · 8 months
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Logan, but instead of an angsty Orange Side anger arc, just starts treating everyone like coworkers he hates.
For example. Logan messaging the other sides + Thomas:
Greetings,
I have come to the conclusion that all of you, collectively, are quite stupid. And in an effort to avoid becoming infected, I will be quarantining myself for my own well-being. Leave an email so that I may blissfully ignore it.
Regretfully yours,
Logan Logic Sanders
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My Fave SaSi Physical Comedy Moments
I'm writing this while debating on whether I want to find .gifs for all these moments (and .gif the moments I couldn't find.)
Incorrect Quotes - Patton running with that gd table
Excepting Anxiety - Logan throwing the [prop] laptop at C!Thomas
Crofters Musical - Logan.EXE has stopped responding. AND Logan popping the jam jar lid at C!Thomas's face.
SvS - Logan being so far away in the corner of the courtroom, framed hella tiny (this is mostly just scene-blocking silliness but great.)
DWIT - Roman muttering nonsense on the floor, dazed (AND/OR the moment when Remus absolutely wasted him.)
WTIT - Just... everything about this one, man. The paddle, dunce cap, and stabbings killed me, man. (Also all the prop/set disasters in the bloopers.)
FWSA - The trash bin dive
Return of the Jam - Virgil RADICALLY eating shit
5 Year Anniversary - Remus's Acceptance and Praise (and what actual props were used for that shot.)
Wes Anderson - Virgil just booking it away from the camera
Secret Santa - Janus getting bitch-slapped. I'm sorry. But It's true.
More TBD...
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tstwitterupdates · 1 year
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seeing thomas got around to filming some incorrect quotes is honestly so comforting in a way. like yeah it’s not canon content but the fact that he’s doing this shows he still does care about the fandom enough to give us something other than just a merch update and zodiac sign video, and that’s really comforting.
i do feel like he should be working more on the finale or at least telling us how it’s all going (like how close to done he is with at least one part, or giving us an estimated release date), but the fact that he’s doing anything with the sides at all really makes me feel better. sasi literally saved my life so even though he needs to get his schedule in order, i’m very happy he’s doing something for the fandom while we wait for orange juice and angst.
(off topic but orange juice and angst would make a KILLER sasi song title lmfao)
totally agree with everything. including the song title lol.
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