these spot the difference games are getting harder
i keep thinking about how dumb they are. Like this is actually them. No, sorry, this is literally what they think they are when they hiss. They’re so stupid.
Remus: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog"!
Virgil: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
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Roman: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Logan: No it doesn't.
Patton: Firetruck!
Virgil: FUCK!
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Roman: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Patton: Uhh, cut each chair in half to make six!
Remus: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Logan: ...Get two more chairs.
Virgil: I would never be near children.
Janus: Get rid of two kids.
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Janus: What is wrong with you?
Virgil: Many, many things...
Virgil: And most of them are your fucking fault.
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Patton: THAT'S THE LONGEST WORM I'VE EVER SEEN!
Logan: Patton, that's a snake.
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Virgil: If I fall…
Roman: I’ll be there to catch you.
Patton: *looks at Janus* What if I fall?
Janus: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Remus: *watches these interactions*
Remus, to Logan: And if I fall?
Logan: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Janus, in SvS: You are a solid 11/10.
Roman: Aw, thank-
Janus, under his breath: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
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*WTIT*
Logan: You have Crayons?
Thomas: Yes, I have—
Logan: You're— how old are you?
Thomas: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Logan, but instead of an angsty Orange Side anger arc, just starts treating everyone like coworkers he hates.
For example. Logan messaging the other sides + Thomas:
Greetings,
I have come to the conclusion that all of you, collectively, are quite stupid. And in an effort to avoid becoming infected, I will be quarantining myself for my own well-being. Leave an email so that I may blissfully ignore it.
seeing thomas got around to filming some incorrect quotes is honestly so comforting in a way. like yeah it’s not canon content but the fact that he’s doing this shows he still does care about the fandom enough to give us something other than just a merch update and zodiac sign video, and that’s really comforting.
i do feel like he should be working more on the finale or at least telling us how it’s all going (like how close to done he is with at least one part, or giving us an estimated release date), but the fact that he’s doing anything with the sides at all really makes me feel better. sasi literally saved my life so even though he needs to get his schedule in order, i’m very happy he’s doing something for the fandom while we wait for orange juice and angst.
(off topic but orange juice and angst would make a KILLER sasi song title lmfao)
totally agree with everything. including the song title lol.