#sassy droids

[wrathkitty]

Short Debts Make Long Friends - snippet from chapter 9

“Forgive my curiosity, madam,” Mr. Sams says to you as Mando suspiciously examines the screen, “but what was it that inspired his sudden change of heart regarding the droid?”

This was too easy. 

“I made it worth his while.”

Mando turns his head very, very slowly in your direction. 

“By bringing him breakfast,” you add hastily.

“In bed, I hope?” asks Mr. Sams without missing a beat.  

A thoughtful look crosses your face. “Actually – ”

“What’s your return policy?” The metallic edge in Mando’s voice has dropped in pitch, the same low, menacing tone he had once used with a certain fledgling Mythrol, who definitely never made it home in time for Life Day. 

Mr. Sams places a regretful hand to his chest.

“I’m afraid all sales are final,” he apologetically intones. He turns to you again, all ears. Literally. “What were you saying, my dear?”

Mando, also very interested in what you were saying, looks back at you.

Umm…

“Why don’t I just wait outside?” you suggest, not trusting yourself to keep your mouth shut. 

“Try not to wander off,” Mando sarcastically advises as you start edging away from the counter.

For the first time the shopkeeper's superfluously gracious air shows the slightest sign of wear. “That’s a rather overbearing attitude, don’t you think?” he sniffs, not trying to hide his disapproval.

“Oh, it’s fine,” you reassure him, “He let me go for a walk all by myself yesterday.” 

The visor is boring holes into your skull again. 

Short Debts Make Long Friends - Stories of Mando and Reader. Or, an overeducated, underpaid millennial finally gets to go on her first adventure.

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[bumpscosity]

800 things I could post abt Andor but I’m laughing too hard abt this robot whos only job is to Be Stairs

#sassy speaks #sw #Andor #more weird droids win for me #do you think stair droids have unionized

[randomrobotcircuits]

Triple zero being a icon

#droids #droid comic #starwars #starwars comics #dr aphra #star wars dsquad #dark droids #triple zero #tripple zero and bt1 #beetee #murder droids #hes so sassy i love him

[khentkawes]

I'm finally getting around to watching a few episodes of Ahsoka (after only watching the double-episode premiere up until this point) and...

I LOVE Huyang. He's the best! And not just because he's voiced by David Tennant, although that's awesome too. He's just perfect--snarky and sassing the other characters and reminding them that he represents a millennia of Jedi tradition and history and that the Jedi were GOOD for that whole millennia and that their history and traditions MATTER. He's easily the best droid character since R2-D2.

Huyang is awesome and I love him.

The rest of the series... I could leave it without a single regret. It just does nothing for me. *shrug*

#khent's tv hour #ahsoka series #huyang #huyang the sassy pro-jedi droid that i never knew i needed

[techniiciian]

in modern verses matt has two service dogs. one is a pomeranian named mo & the other a doberman named iggy. matt got mo for as a gift to himself while iggy was gifted to him by han & luke. he loves them both very much & they are very good boys.

#( mo is yippie and sassy ) #( he helps out matt a lot when his anxieties spike & keeps him company when he's working ) #( iggy is kind of like a body guard but also helps matt from getting overwhelmed in crowded places ) #( often times he will shield matt with his body when people get too close ) #( unlike mo who will often be friendly to others iggy seems to only like matt ) #( both of them an do a variety of tricks but mo is def the show off ) #( matt loves his doggos very much ) #( also mo is based off of matt's mouse droid by the same name ) #( just as iggy is based off of one of matt's droids from his imperial sith verse - an magna guard droid ) #( also getting iggy was mostly luke's & anakin's idea ) #i knew from ‘hi i’m matt’ ( headcanons ) #( thank you for the help with this vin owo ) #( i appreciate you )

[gummybugg]

✨️Last Line Tag!🪲

I haven't been posting the games I've been tagging in lately, but I haven't forgotten! Thank you, @asterhaze for this tag!

Tagging: @writernopal @mysticstarlightduck @abalonetea @an-theduckin @mrbexwrites @hhabaddon @lena-rambles @forthesanityofsome and anyone who wants to join (open tag)!

This Last Line (with a bit of context) comes from Elijah’s POV from the hit WIP Crater City:

A warning shot fired two inches above Blair’s free hand. "You know, with a few tweaks, I can have you firing with 99.9% accuracy in no time--" Without moving, Vestal blasted another purple laser, converting his finger into a swirl of neon drops on the ground. Blair wore a look of bewilderment as his remaining wit attempted to piece together what had just happened.

...

What a silly fun time! Soon, Blair will run out of fingers to vaporize... I suppose then I'll take out his entire hand one day. We'll see if he can redeem himself after that last battle. "What battle?" He asks. I roll my eyes, I know he's only playing dumb.

...

🚗 Want to rot your brain with each sporadic Crater City post? Join the taglist! Maybe I'll finish this wip someday, who knows! (ask to be added/removed): @writeouswriter @lyra-brie @digitalsatyr23

#thanks for the tag! #writing game #writeblr #crater city wip #last line tag #my writing #oh yeah Vestal is a new character #shes a sassy droid and the adoptive daughter of Melony :')

[coruscantsenatebuilding]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the sassiness that came from this B1 battle droid.

#star wars prequels #star wars #ao3 author #the clone wars #bad batch #b1 battle droid #sassy battle droid #the sassy b1 unit #the bad batch #bad batch season 2 #bad batch series #the bad batch series

[im-no-jedi]

a collection of all the best Battle Droid lines in TBB S2 episode 3 for no other reason other than I love them and was very happy to see them again \o/

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #battle droid #battle droids #b1 battle droid #the one watching the Imperial guy was SO sassy #and the highfive has been living rent free in my head all week #THEY'RE SO SILLY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #star warz

[rexscanonwife]

btw I love this thing yaaay!! ^^^ 💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶

my partner and I are working our way thru clone wars again and we got to yet another arc my best friend made me skip the first time AND MY GOD THIS GUY IS SO SILLY I WANT HIM FOR MY OWN

#jane journals #silly #brea can have as many droids as she wants. i mean she already has a reprogrammed battle droid! #but MY GOD THIS GUY IS SILLY #in the ep he days his master is not a jedi and it turns out he actually reports to a CLONE TROOPER #and that clone trooper served under a jedi master #but im like im gonna steal that droid from u hes mine now >:3 #i guess i could give brea a similar one #hes just silly and kinda whiny and even sassy i immediately fell in love with him #also sorry u guys havent seen like a LOT of me ive been hyperfixated on the lyric video project #its going very well i might say!! #im gonna have some things to post soon rest assured so stay tuned 😁👍

[light-sabe-babe]

GUYS ITS FUCKING HUYANG HE SURVIVED HE FUCKING SURVIVED AHHHHHHHH

when i tell you i squealed so hard when I heard david tennant's voice I died. I've literally been trying to work in huyang surviving in the fic I'm writing and now it'll be so much easier omg

#star wars #ahsoka series #ahsoka tano #star wars tcw #star wars the clone wars #the clone wars #huyang #star wars rebels #ive missed the sassy lightsaber droid #damn gotta be more specific #that could easily mean grievous

[xxxcertifiednerdxxx]

best part of tbb season two is the return of b1 battle droids

#they are the best #when the imperial governor was like iM tHe LeGiTiMaTe GoVeRnOr and the droid gives a sassy uh-huh #And then the two droids high five after shooting down the transport #Amazing #i love them so much #that one kid had the right idea to reprogram them I love them #tbb spoilers #tbb season 2 #tbb season 2 spoilers #bad batch spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #bad batch season 2 spoilers #the bad batch season 2 spoilers #swtbb #sw tbb #sw the bad batch #bad batch #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #star wars: the bad batch #nerd out #nerd-out

[wrathkitty]

In celebration of "Short Debts" reaching 400 kudos...here's a snippet!

Mando grips your elbow, steering you away from the lumpy heap on the ground that you had stopped to look at. It’s the size of a large beanbag, vaguely potato-ish in shape, with orange caulk bulging through the cracks in its rocky surface. 

“Are traffic hazards encouraged around here?” you ask him, baffled. “Who leaves a giant rock sitting out in the middle of the road?” 

He steps half-behind you and quickens the pace to keep you moving forward. 

“That’s not a rock,” he says once you’ve passed by. “It’s a horta, and they don’t like being stared at.” 

“It’s alive?!” Now you really want to see. You try to duck around him but he’s too quick on the stick with the Eleanor Maneuver. Without even having to look, he hooks you around the waist with his arm and hauls you in front again. 

“Of course it’s alive," he answers as you both resume walking.

“But why isn’t it moving?” 

“Because it’s pupating.”

You make another run for the space potato, with the same results, but by this point you've made it across the street.

(Yes, I know the Horta are from Star Trek.)

Short Debts Make Long Friends - Stories of Mando and Reader. Or, and overeducated, underpaid millennial finally gets to go on her first adventure.

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#mandalorian fanfic #slow burn #mando x reader #mando fanfiction #mando x original female character #din djarin x reader #din x reader #short debts make long friends #sassy droids #mandalorian x reader #din djarin x female reader #mando x oc #din djarin x oc

[bumpscosity]

Just realized I can make fandragons based on theme park rides lord help me and my vaulted gems

#sassy speaks #fr #flight rising #I’m lucky the site just went down I was about to scry a smiler fandragon #a spiral with spiral eyes this shit is meant to be #if I’m remembering correctly there’s striped clothes too I think thisll be my easiest fandragon scry yet 👀 #we’re gonna put a star tours dragon on the backburner for now. i don’t have the brain capacity to comprehend that amount of joy rn #debating on wether to make a space mountain fandragon an aether (space breed) or a spiral (roller coaster core breed) #i think I need to scry some star wars characters too. droids would be rly fun me thinks #not doing a scry for him any time soon but hondo would be a ridgeback btw if anyone cares #ridgebacks are just so piratecore idk how to explain it #OOH BACK TO SPACE MOUNTAIN F IMP POSE WOULD BE FUN TOO HMMMMM #oh my god I need a matterhorn dragon whos a gaoler with wintercoat too AUOGH

[saber-life]

It’s CHOPPER!!.. check out the video unboxing and demo here;

#chopper #Disney #shopDisney #ahsoka #galaxysedge #droid #unboxing #demo #droid factory #sassy #starwars #star wars #jedi #lightsaber #starwarsfan #Star Wars rebels #Sabine #Hera #ghost #Ezra

[thebookworm0001]

Without fail I always read rdr2 as r2d2

#sorry red dead you have been replaced with a sassy droid

[vansthechosenone]

Defending star wars alone isnt enough i need r2 and chopper by my side🌚

#r2d2 #artoo #chopper #murderous droids #star wars #thisisthemay #sassy babies #obi wan kenobi #star wars clone wars #starwars rebels