#sassy go off

[clowningaroundmars]

a detail that totally sailed over my head even after watching this show 92759339 times: Mutt SHAKES her HEAD before mike peels out of the garage and lands the burners in hot water LMFAAAOOOO

#motorcity #mine #mutt really said “oh my god this fucken idiot” #“i am going to get completely wrecked in 5 minutes aint i. sigh.” #we only see her this one time in the 1st ep so ofc it went over my head #i thought they were showing her bc... idk? just to do a lil mutt fancam before mike zooms out like a bat out of hell #but shes REACTING to mikes bullshit LOL #cuz we see her “answer” julie when she fucks up big time in Off The Rack by clearly nodding #lmfao #sassy mutt.... i love her

[bonefall]

I actually really like what you’re doing with Crowfeather, he feels a bit like a foil to Bramblestar almost. They’re both prophesied Sundrown Patrol cats who end up being awful fathers and bad people. But, Crowfeather matures and changes his behavior. He can never fix what’s already broken, he’ll never be close to Breezepelt or his Grandkits, but Can still become a better person, and he’s still willing to put in the work to change.

Bramble is the opposite. He never matures, he changes for the worse. He looks at the broken shards of his relationships with Squirrel and The Three and instead of attempting to fix it he doubles down and drags the remains through the mud. He gets a second chance to be a good father, now to Spark and Alder, and without care or hesitation he tears opportunity apart. What’s already broken can never be fixed, but unlike Crowfeather he will never be willing to change just for the sake of being better.

Exactly, like... my intentions aren't to 'redeem' every bad parent or family member, or totally erase how they hurt their kids. I think it's especially important to show situations that can't be fixed, and people who never do get better.

But you don't have to be 'rewarded' with a person's time or attention to make that effort worth it. Being a better person has its rewards in the new bonds you can forge, and the meaning you can find in other things. You're never too far gone to be unworthy of happiness and fulfillment, even if there are things that will never be the same.

I think being like Bramble is a very lonely experience. It sucks to be like that. People end up drifting away from mistreatment, which just prompts the abuser to claw harder and hold on tighter to what they haven't already lost, in an endless loop. It's really sad AND infuriating, it's like watching someone try to fill a vertical hole with tears and blood.

It was really helpful to me in my own life to realize that, that a person can be hurting, and that still doesn't mean you personally need to give them the time of day. Real pain and trauma in the heart of someone who's hurting you does not entitle them. They can even be trying to make amends-- you don't need to be their salvation. Regret is just how wisdom turns a wound into a scar, y'know?

But anyway, glad to know that my Crowf changes are going over smoothly. I was a bit worried of the response, since I'm both trying to establish he has some serious differences from canon to establish he could be a competent leader AND still keep that he was an abusive father. I hope I'm hitting a good balance.

#I think canon crow should be an AWFUL leader #Like. The sort of person who really should not be around power #Even if he is trying to make amends and improve #I don't think power is something to 'deserve' I think it's something that should go to the most qualified #TNP bothers me a lot that it concludes Yes Brambleclaw Bad-At-Judgement DESERVES power #because it Proves Everyone Wrong about him #Like... no. No you shouldn't get power just to Prove Em Wrong #You should get power because you have good judgement and make a good leader. Something Bramble actively disproved #And by all accounts Canon Crow has never been able to see the bigger picture without serious effort #But unfortunately no one else in WindClan is like... a recognizable person #with well-defined traits #Even Heathertail has become weirdly bland since having children which sucks #I miss Heatherstar leader of DarkClan give that sassy little weasel back to me #''I found the hideout so I get to be leader'' literally cannot argue with that. go off queen #bone babble #tw abuse

[thewhizzyhead]

you know the more I think about it, the more I think the scene before "If I Loved You" is steph's um silly roundabout attempt to more solidly confirm if Pete could be into her (and have him admit it and make a move already) after like I dunno many other of her attempts in flirting with Pete and asking him out, and then IMMEDIATELY backtracking into "pft I'm a bad bitch I would NEVER go out with a GEEK like you like I need a REAL man pfft" mode in "If I Loved You" after Pete seems to deny him ever wanting to go out with Steph - even though he actually never fucking denies it LIKE HE LEGIT NEVER DOES BOTH IN DIALOGUE AND IN SONG LIKE "who says i wanna go on a date with you anyways?", says pete in a defensive tone with folded arms while looking away from steph after she called him out for not asking her out yet like holy fuck I find this hilariously cute and somehow extremely fucking accurate for teen couples that share this stubbornly defensive i-refuse-to-admit-shit dynamic

#i'm not even kidding i feel like i've seen this dynamic before in my high school days #oh and also in the proshot I can kinda notice that both teens look less sassy and kind of sad when they aren't facing each other off #in deep defensive denial #so there we go #i dunno i'm starting to appreciate steph and pete's relationship more after remembering that these are both stubborn high school kids #and that i vividly remember witnessing such a stubbornly defensive dynamic way back in high school so pfft this is fun for me #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #steph lauter #pete spankoffski #npmd spoilers #also kudos to both mariah and joey for like showing the kids kind of disappointment when the other looks away in if i loved you #like it was a bit hard to notice given the camera movement but i liked that tiny addition

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Pulitzer: You are, without a doubt, the worst strike leader I’ve ever heard of.

Jack: But you have heard of me.

#jack during the talk at Pulitzer’s mansion is so iconic #he knows what’s going on #he knows exactly what Pulitzer wants and isn’t going to give it to him while being as sassy as possible #sassmaster jack Kelly #that’s why he falls so hard for Davey the vice president of sass #he hears Davey talk back and is like ‘dammit that’s hot’ #jack weathers Pulitzer’s threats to himself without blinking- it’s only when his boys (DAVEY BY NAME) are threatened that he even considers #giving in #jack isn’t a coward #and I will forever hate the stage show for making him look that way #also Pulitzer hints that he knows what Snyder does to the boys in his care and what jack has suffered and that’s even more fucked up #I forget how dark the film is and hints at being #the og scripts are also pretty horrifying #ngl the stage show glosses over a lot of the violence these kids suffered when fighting for their rights #I’m off topic again #someday I’ll write an essay #incorrect pirates of the Caribbean #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #jack kelly #incorrect quotes #newsies film #92sies #pulitzer #the film is so gay and I love it #Kenny Ortega did his best for us #incorrect jack sparrow #pirates of the caribbean

[deepseawarlock]

@icarian-carrion Tisha: "Oh yeah totally because the two things everyone knows about me are I definitely want to be immortal and I love dead things."

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"Mortal. Who even are you?"

#/someone woke up on the sassy side of the bed and his name starts with U #threads; ulysses/tisha #/but tisha is queen so go off #icariancarrion

[glindyupland]

I just think it’s silly that so many people complain about Villain Amaya as “wasted potential” and that “we were robbed” like-

My pals, post canon fan fiction is right there. The desire to free her husband is right there. Either by touching an evil book while being too eager to remember the obsidian oil, or being possessed by contact (ie what she believes is true loves kiss) when trying to reason with him in the dungeon.

We don’t need a rewrite, we can have a continuation. Both can be true. Amaya is a complex character, she can handle it.

#Wish #Queen Amaya #I assume I'm going to get hate for this but like #I know it's not store bought and you have to still make it yourself but also #I'm kind of just tired of seeing a lot of people sh*tting on Wish because it's not the concept art #And I'm kind of over here like how about we love it recognize it has flaws and THEN try to make something new without bashing the OG? #I just love Amaya and she definitely deserves more #but her good character is so interesting and complex #she still knows how to have fun. She still can be sassy or bite. #Like she's still Magnifico's perfect partner you know? and Magnifico isn't perfect? #A truly pure person wouldn't click with Magnifico the way Amaya does...? #I would rather build on Amaya's character than say she can only be good and boring or a villain? #Amaya is so smart yall. I know you can't see it all just on the movie but like she's read every magic book in Magnifico's library #THOUSANDS OF BOOKS. #And knows basic protection spells #She's a devoted leader. #Like. #Idk #She both loves her husband and recognizes that she has to go against him. #She doesn't /turn/ on him. She addresses his flaws and tells him that it's not okay? #She still jokes with him even though she has to put him in time out. She's complex and strong and wise and kind. #And I just hate seeing so many people so quick to just say 'the concept art was better' when like... the idea might be more appealing to yo #But I hate the level of cynicism and pretentiousness I see of people saying their personal ideas of what Wish should be- #-Is better than the piece of media they claim to care about? #Like their personal vision of Wish based exclusively off the concept art is somehow intellectually superior? #And I'm not saying stop doing your rewrites or AU's or anything! Like there's definitely beautiful creativity happening! #I just hate seeing people so negative and like honestly mean. It hurts my heart to see everyone calling Wish garbage? #It's not great but I really really dont think it's as bad as everyone is saying. Like its no like Oppenheimer but it's a children's movie.. #Like I personally love the Teens and Amaya #And everyone saying they stink makes me sad... Because they're just great characters?

[renniethedwstan]

Eleventh Doctor.

I have a hot take, I think Eleven is better than Ten.

Reason?.......I'm not telling you guys the reason because it's just my opinion, and everyone is allowed opinions, so please just be respectful.

Also, just to clarify, I don't hate Ten at all. I love the Tenth Doctor era so much because Ten is my first Doctor, and he introduced me to Doctor who. but Eleven is the reason why I'm still obsessed with Doctor who.

#eleventh doctor #doctor who #matt smith #tenth doctor #david tennent #i just think Ten is a Doctor people always watch first because hes pretty so that means people always end up missing out on nine #then because they like ten so much they sometimes become very closed minded and have to much high expectations #yes its okay to have expectations but people wanting David Tennant back permanently as the doctor because they don't like the writing #or casting is a bit stupid. just enjoy the show mate #and if you dont like the new writing or casting just switch it off stop bloody moaning #Doctor who is for everyone and not everyone is going to like the same thing #and certainly not everyone wants to have david back just becuse youre feeling nostalgic and cant handle change #just accept that #i love eleven because hes the kind of doctor that acts happy but really hes just really good and putting on a face #hes super dark and his stories are absolutely amazing #some are scarily underrated like why is no one talking about these more #even though there was some romace in elevens run it wasn't constantly and i actually liked river #i cant stand s2 rose #she became so boring in s2 which sucked because i loved s1 rose she was so sassy and spunky #in s2 she just becomes......idk theres nothing she just becomes annoying #i used to love tens era as a kid but as ive gotten older the more ive actually gone......ughh cant be arsed to watch #and thats because its just....it takes a lot of effort for me to watch ten #and almost every person ive met saying ten is their favorite #doesn't helo at all especially when they say they only watch ten and completely ignore the others #it just makes me so bloody annoyed like if youre gonna watch it WATCH THE OTEHRS TOO AND DONT SKIP NINE #im so sorry for that rant im just so tired of hearing about ten #i just wanna hear people talk about 9 #11 #12 #and 13

[iwtvdramacd18]

BUT WILL YALL SIT HIM OFF TO THE SIDE WHEN TALKING ABOUT ARMAND AND THROW SOME LOUIS IN THERE???

#drama txt #Will you cast off your chains. #I swear the og post was not about ship stuff #I do genuinely want to go more in depth about Daniel's whiteness and how his bullshit flies over so many white viewers heads #and some stuff they laud as him being a sassy old man is actually racism #but also I'm most of the Loumand tag rn #remember me when S2 airs. Remember me--!

[bumpscosity]

starting an origins server with some of my siblings friends and i just found out everyone's making characters up for it i feel like the combo i picked has so many possible outcomes

#i'm thinking of going a grimwalker route where they like a memoryless clone of someone they never knew #my spawn is in the nether and i def wanna make it my home base. i don't think anyone else is spawning in the nether so that'll be fun #interesting for me bc i'm usually the one leeching off others recourses to build stuff but ALSO story wise very isolating #you wake up in hell and it's gross and weird but something about it is familiar. #not in memories per se but muscle memory. not things you did but knowing what not to eat #what's friendly. what hurts. maybe they know their a reincarnation of someone else deep down. #but that person was a blip in time. discipated into the endless seas of molten lava a long time ago. #their soul and magic just now mustering up the strength to become whole again. to become SOMETHING. #it was many eons ago that that person existed. their belongings and home have long since decayed and become one with the hellish landscape #there is no time to think of who you once were. there is only survival. #but the moment you have a home and supplies and are truly safe. you feel a deep fear. #a fear of who you once were long ago. who they could've been. what you should be. momories you no longer possess. #a longing to understand and go back to being a self you never were. #a person who's existence has been lost to time. #you shake off these feelings as best you can #but every time you find yourself in the overworld looking out at the vast ocean #you can't help but wonder wether they hated the deep blue sea as much as you do. #sassy speaks #mc #WHY DID I WRITE SO MUCH HELP I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT-

[norcumii]

Writing problems: when the AUs start getting active again.

#writing problems #all the AUs #Killmonger's life-changing field-trip was going okay until I realized there were implications about language #(and it's probably not the issue you'd think it is) #Star2 got sassy the other night #the Hades AU has been reliable but only in short bursts #then last night one of the Sub!Jango things leapt out of the weeds to bite #(before faffing off as soon as the UST began) #and today the post-time loop nonsense has been LOUD #c'mon brain #JUST PICK ONE PLEASE

[sassenach082]

I'm actually mad at everyone else in I'll ride, not Mav, because I feel like none of this would have happened if Mav had know there were people who already knew about him and Ice and still loved him and had his back. If he didn't feel so alone with the problem of Tex I don't think he would have done something so drastic. I always wondered if Viper and the flyboys other than Slider knew about them already but they really should have told Mav cuz how can they expect him to go to them for help when he thinks he can't tell them the full story? Having said that, what Mav did was definitely shitty, Ice can make his own decisions. But at the same time I can't really blame him looking at it from his perspective. What can I say, his abandonment issues and self destructive tendencies have captivated me.

Ahhh sorry for the rant, this is has become my favourite fanfic ever and I relate to Mav a little too much. Thank you so much for sharing this story, it certainly gives me something to look forward to!

((((I am legit living for how many people have thoughts about this last chapter because the point is everyone is human and we all make mistakes and Ice isn't perfect and neither is Pete and you can also love the hell out of someone and hurt them at the same time))))

Pete is also just a handful of months out of being completely alone and the double-whammy of losing Goose and Carole barely a year apart. It's only been like 4 months since Ice swanned into his life with the Flyboys right behind him so he doesn't really think of himself as having a support system. Yet.

Don't worry, there's this one guy who is pretty fond of Pete who is good at trying to think of things from his perspective, so there's that, but I don't want to say more because of spoilers

#sassy answers asks #go off queen defend pete he deserves people in his corner #listen pete fucked up but so did tom #there is mutual fuckery happening here #was pete a dick? yes he was #was tom also a dick? yes #are the flyboys ALSO being dicks?? yOU GUESSED IT THE ANSWER IS YES #they collectively share one (1) braincell #and bradley is the one with custody of it

[diedraechin]

Have another silly sticker!

The only reason I'm even doing this is that I've only used like SIX of the things over the course of the fic. And most are generic aka the mascot. Which means, one head shape, different expressions! LOL!

Also.... anyone want to tell me if リオシャ would be the right katakana for Lyosha? I don't even really need it, but it'd be nice. (I can't get a consistent katakana conversion)

#sassy formats #sassy rambles #bysoti(d) #sassy writes #everything has been going wrong and curling up and formatting is taking my mind off things

[same-name-supremacy]

It’s kinda fun to draw cutesy fanart of things from like.. super creepy and scary shit! It’s desensitizing sorta (it’s like “awww look! He’s watching his companion saw his foot off! Adorable!” It’s kinda funny)

Anyway! Three of my favourite saw characters. My favourite being Simone (she may not be a major character, but she is in my heart)

#saw #saw franchise #saw 1 #saw 2 #saw 6 #saw movies #adam faulkner stanheight #daniel matthews #simone bethson #horror #horror art #horror fanart #fanart #tw blood #tw weapon #tw gore #I also really like Lawrence #I like how sassy he is in 3D #like go off king #Rigg is hot as fuck #so is Simone tbh #DATE ME RIGG AND SIMONE PLEASE #why are saw characters so hot though? #side note: the lack of emo eyeliner on Daniel is tragic #and lack of black nail polish too #let him embrace his emo phase #funny enough this is the one horror fanart I did that I didn’t upload to Insta #what can I say I’m a coward

[transingthoseformers]

the best damn thing about this au is how it's catchphrase is practically "What have we done"

Both for the characters within the au, and us who keep adding the most fucking glorious plot twists ever.

#tfp au #this started with a few shitposts and headcanons #but then i was Encouraged™️ #now we have this au where practically anyone can drop in say something and I'll riff off of that right back #a post about megs throwing away his meds bloomed into the eventual discovery of a conspiracy dozens of MYA old #a single fan fanfic about a megop sparkling drove me into full ship kid mode and is now a /very/ important oc here #Me thinking ''hey the fallen reminds me somewhat of tarn and vice versa'' is going to nearly cause the apocalypse in this au #a little sassy warcrimes. oc i thought was a cool concept has turned into a very terrifying mech who holds a massive secret in the lab #the butterfly effect is one hell of a drug

[catboy-scott-agenda]

sometimes you have to dramatically perform “deal with destiny” at the top of your lungs

#empires smp #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #smajor1995 #ldshadowlady #scott empires #scott empires smp #lizzie empires #lizzie empires amp #deal with destiny #empires deal with destiny #empires smp deal with destiny #IVE GOT A DEEEEEAL WITH DESTINY #A BARGAAAIN WITH FATE #THIS BUSINESS IS BOOOUND TO PROFIT ME #AS LONG AS THIS FOOL TAKES THE BAIT #who told scott and lizzie they could make that song go so hard #scott’s sassy gay energy is off the CHARTS i adore him

[only-one-brain-cell]

I will not apologize for the type of person I will become when Be Prepared from the Lion King plays.

#the lion king #yes you read this right #scar did not have to go that hard about wanting to kill his brother and become king #little me was so confused I was like Scar bad but song great?? #the bop will not distract me from the fact that he gave the hyenas free roame to eat EVERYTHING #Simbas mom was great why didn’t we get more scenes with her #she’s like my husband died and now I have to listen to Scar?? Fine but I’m gonna be sassy about it and not be scared of him #she looked him in the eyes like: 😑 #she was doooone #girl throw him off a cliff