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libraryidealist · 2 years
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zanthiakhalaplace · 2 years
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soracities · 7 months
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—Maria Michela Sassi, "Can we hope to understand how the Greeks saw their world?" (pub. Aeon) [ID in ALT]
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theghooligan · 6 months
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chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:
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rayssion · 4 months
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The gods: we're starting to think you don't really value us as you should anymore.
Percy, wearing a blue bathrobe to the gods meeting: oh no, what could possibly make you think like that.
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luxthestrange · 6 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#648 Sassy mal
Lilia comes home absolutely drunk from a party with his old army veterans, undresses, and stands in Your Shared bedroom
Yuu*Blinks seeing He has been standing still for five minutes* Babe, are you...coming to bed? Lilia*Still out of it, but shakes head*-No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a spouse and three adorable baby boys Lilia*Lies on the ground and falls asleep*ZZZZzzzz Yuu:...
-Next Morning-
Mal*Apperance of a 10-year-old, Holding baby Sebek who is wide awake, Holding the hand of one-year-old Silver who is still drowsy*Why is Lilia crying on the floor?
Yuu*Prepping breakfast for them*Because... apparently because i wasnt the first thing he saw when he woke up, I tried to get him in bed but he kept saying "NO!!!-IM MARRIED!!!" and kept hissing at me when I wanted to touch him...so I kinda just let him do as he please
Mal*Lets go of Sebek on the floor and push Silver in Lilia's direction, seeing the two crawl to him patting his back to comfort the old fae*Divorce is an option
Lilia*Glares, and gasps offended at Malleus'comment, cheek being kissed by Baby Silver and ear being nommed by sebek*MALLEUS DRACONIA-
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blurredbuddie · 5 months
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Eddie: You're in his dms but he's in my will. We are not the same.
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starch1ldz · 27 days
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Hotch: So why do you do your paper work in the gym?
Spencer, sipping coffee whilst watching Y/n do pull ups: For the aesthetic? I don't know, you tell me.
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steddiesucker · 2 years
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Eddie, kissing Steve: Hey sweetheart.
Steve, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Jonathan: Did we miss something?
Robin: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Argyle: What game?
Robin: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible, and whoever chickens out first loses.
Jonathan: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Robin: Three weeks.
Argyle:
Jonathan:
Nancy, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
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Read the awesome fic by @unclewaynemunson on AO3: The gayest chicken in Hawkins
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mylifeingotham · 17 days
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praisethelorde · 1 month
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Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.
Cardan: I would never wear those.
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atompalace-official · 2 months
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mrsrookhunt · 10 months
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80 Madols for a Surprise
Epel: Hey, Vil... What do you say we give Yuu 20 Madols if they can surprise Rook?
Vil:...Hmm. I'm listening."
Yuu: Yeah and so am I, 30 each from y'all and an extra 10 if I can offend him.
Epel/Vil: *looking at each other* Sounds good.
*Yuu, walking across the courtyard*
Yuu: Hey! Rook!
*Yuu pulls him in by the collar and kisses him.*
*Rook is shocked*
*Epel is losing his shit*
Yuu: Oh! And before I forget--
Yuu: NEIGE SUCKS--
*Screams of triumph in the backround*
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soracities · 8 months
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—Maria Michela Sassi, "Can we hope to understand how the Greeks saw their world?" (pub. Aeon) [ID in ALT]
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writeyourdarlings · 21 days
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catws steve
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hisbucky · 2 months
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Buck: I would never say you're a bitch and I don't like you because that's not true... you're such a huge bitch to everyone and I love you. Eddie: You fucking better.
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