#sasuke smiles at sakura: OMG HES IN LOVE!
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“WRONG PERSON”
(yandere?)Kakashi Hatake x Fem!Reader
when you accidentally send a raunchy text to your sensei instead of your fling..
-SMUTTTTTTTTTTT- (so 18+ please!)
After spending the whole day talking with Ino and Sakura about how much dick they get, you thought about the last time you got lucky.
By no means was it difficult to string a guy home from some random bar for you, but it wasn’t something you outright sought after.
“We’ll I’m saving myself for Sasuke!” Sakura says, sticking her tongue out at Ino.
“You’re still waiting on that loser? Give it up billboard brow, if he wants anyone - it’ll be me!” She smiles at Sakura.
“And besides, your names are too similar anyways. If it weren’t for his last name, you two could be siblings. Of course, you’d be the ugly one!” Ino says while holding her stomach laughing.
After some more banter, they look up at you. Curious about your “dickstory”, a play on the word “history”.
You smile and say “Well it’s not hard for me to find anyone, but it’s probably not as many people as you think”.
You knew you were attractive, guys told you almost everyday. You didn’t mind them though, as you aren’t a very lustful person, truly minding to yourself and taking pleasure when you want to.
Ino jumps into action “WHO, WHO? Do I know them!? Are they also ninja? How many? How old? How many at one time?!”.
The bombardment of questions makes you giggle. You never knew someone’s sex history could be such an appealing topic, as in your household you were taught that sex is taboo and only for people you truly love. You didn’t follow that rule for long, albeit.
“A few were from some random missions I went on. Not too ma-“ before you could finish your sentence, Sakura said
“Can we guess?”
“What do you mean, guess?” You were confused.
“She means, can we guess who you’ve slept with?” Ino asked with a huge grin.
You thought for a moment. The list isn’t that long, but the people on it are most definitely known to these two. Would it change how they saw them? You thought maybe it wouldn’t be right, as the people you did sleep with didn’t give their consent to their sexual history being stated.
“I’m not sure that’s the right thing to do” you say frowning a bit.
The two girls looked at each other, perplexed how that was a response anyone would give.
“Okay let us guess just THREE and you HAVE to tell us if you have!” They said almost synchronized.
You thought about it. You doubt they’d get all three wrong, but you weren’t going to be happy if they got all three right either. Fuck it. You’d been drinking a bit and the buzz was starting to hit you.
“Fine. Just three.” You said calmly and confidently.
They made the biggest shit faces grin ever and talked amongst themselves.
After about 3 minutes of whispers, giggles, “OMG”s and “no way!”s.. they finally had their three.
“Okay, our first one” Ino says.
You hold your breath. For some reason this is starting to just now hit you, but you don’t want to seem lame and back out now.
“Shikamaru!” They said in synchro.
You burst out in laughter.
“You-you had three minutes and came up with.. Shik-“ you cannot stop laughing.
“SHIKAMARU??” You said at the top of your lungs.
They looked at each other and smiled.
“We just needed a baseline of your standards. You know the guy has had it for you since that damn Genin exam!” Ino said in a fit of laughter.
“I always thought he was gay” you smiled while saying.
“Pshhh, probably is” Ino mocked.
You held your breath, yet again, knowing that their next guess was coming and would probably be correct.
“Okay our next guess is..”
“IRUKA!”
You thought about it. Did it really count as sex? I mean, you both came. He was the first guy that did make you cum.. You thought a bit more. The silence only making Ino and Sakura want to know.
“I mean..” you say, still in thought.
The girls look at each other with mouth wide open and smiling. An eruption of “OMG” and “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT”s came flooding out.
“I guess. It wasn’t really sex though” you were still lost in thought.
“What happened?? Tell us!!” Sakura said.
There wasn’t much to tell them, honestly. You were talking with him one day, friendly, and he invited you over to see his new set up. You went over and it was beautiful, leather sofa with a stunning cherry tree coffee table.
He wanted to show you his bedroom and kept apologizing on how weird he made the comment seem. But you made a sly comment back, something like “I wouldn’t mind if you led me to your bedroom more often”.
And that was really it. You just start kissing and got to his bed, and started touching one another. You could swear that you heard him say “I love you” under his breath as he came, but you were too focused on your own orgasm to care.
After cleaning up, you left.
You tried to explain this to the girls but they wanted more details.
You told them they were wasting their time and better get on with their third person before you just get up and leave.
They pouted.
“Okay,okay. Our third person is…”
“KAKASHI!” Biting their lip as they said it.
Kakashi? You and Sakura’s old sensei? Oh goodness no. You can’t even remember a time that you even slightly hinted at a flirt with Kakashi. Your relationship was very student-teacher respectively.
Now that you’ve grown into a woman with.. curves and breasts, though.. You do think about the even slight possibility of him using you. How his words would sound in the heat of the moment.. how his skin would feel touching you, gliding himself all around you..
You notice yourself trailing off, and not given the girls an answer.
“Hello? Earth to y/n” they say, waving their hands in front of your face.
“Sorry. No. Me and Kakashi never did anything of the sort, or.. even implied so” you said, shutting the girls down immediately.
“I swear that guy is a virg!! I’ve never seen him take any girls around!” Ino says to the both of you.
“Oh, no way. Kakashi is super attractive under his mask, he’s gotta! Or maybe he’s celibate? Hmm..” the two girls thought on it for a moment.
Thoughtful silence fills the air.
“Hey, I’d say you have a pretty good chance, y/n.” Ino says, breaking the silence.
“Yeah! You’re super pretty and if I’m being honest, I’ve caught him staring at you a few times since you’ve become a Jōnin” Sakura states.
You blush. Staring at you? No. You always recognize when men stare at you, even not out of lust. You’re a great ninja, and you would recognize someone staring. Maybe he was using chakra to hide his gaze? Why would he do that? No. Sakura must be mistaken.
All these thoughts ran through your head and you excused yourself as it was well past 2 am.
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Before you knew it, you were home.
You went into your bathroom, washed your face and brushed your teeth. Spitting out the toothpaste from your mouth, you look over at your phone. It buzzes, signaling someone messaged you.
Hayate.
You got excited for a moment, thinking it said “Hatake”. It’s become some sort of thing for you to put peoples contact as their last name. You remember the time you and Hayate shared together though.
The text he sent, though you could only see partial of it through the limited character amount given on the Home Screen, read:
“Hey, was just thinking of you and really think..”. That’s all you could unfortunately read before showing him that you’ve read the message.
After your conversation earlier with the girls, you realize you haven’t had sex in around 7 months.
Damn.
You open the message, now seeing its entirety.
“Hey, was just thinking of you and really think we should see each other again. I know I was just a fling to you but I miss you. Not just your body, but you. Your laugh and face. Everything” the message would’ve been sweet if he didn’t send his dick right after.
It wasn’t a bad dick, but why don’t these men know their dick angles?
It was a photo of himself from his point of view pulling his pants forward to show off his hairy, uncircumcised, hard, veiny cock. He was wearing blue underwear and had black sweat pants on.
Honestly, you probably would’ve ignored the message if you weren’t so horny yourself. “Fuck it. Hayate isn’t a bad looking guy and his dick is pretty satisfying” is all you thought to yourself. You snapped a pic you knew he’d like, it was your hands covering your tits, but still showing most of them off. He loved a bratty tease.
You sent the photo and didn’t think much, waiting for his response.
He responded after about 6 minutes with a video of him.
He was now on his bed, ‘pleasing’ himself. The video was only 32 seconds long, but it was a huge turn on for you.
He started slow, but would buck his hips up for you. His tip was now fully exposed, but his foreskin would still slide up and down it as he went on. His breathing was loud and irregular. He would let out slight groans the faster he went. You could see his dick twitching, just before the video ended.
You took your camera and took a photo of you sitting at the edge of your bed with your thighs touching. Your left hand lay behind you, supporting you up. And your right hand taking the photo. It didn’t show your face in it, only your body. But that was fine. It showed off your tits and beautiful thighs and you knew those were the parts Hayate loved the most.
Before you pressed send, you added a text under it saying “You should come fill me up again”. You bit your lip as you pressed send. You decided to go take a quick shower in preparation for Hayate coming over. You knew he wouldn’t be able to resist the invite.
Only about two minutes into your shower, you hear your doorbell ring. Hayate lived 25 minutes away walking, you doubt he would’ve used all his energy to get to you that quickly. Although you can’t be too sure.
You finish your shower up before heading to the door in just a towel. Hair wet and all, you open the door.
You’re absolutely shocked to see your sensei standing in front of you.
He smiles, “I think you sent this to the wrong person”.
Your mouth agape, you already know what you sent him.
“I.. I um” the only words you can get out of your mouth.
You don’t even know what to say. You just sent an explicit photo to your sensei.
“I’m so sorry” your eyes still plastered to his phone in front of you. You make your way up his phone to his contact name for you, though. Before he pulled his phone away, you read “Future Hatake❤️” you blushed even harder.
You both stand there in silence. You’re mad at yourself for this foolish mistake.
“May I come in?” Kakashi says, breaking the silence.
You’re confused. Does he want to talk about it? Maybe he wants to know who it was for? All these thoughts flood your mind and he makes his way inside your apartment.
“E-excuse me. I should get dressed” you leave and run into your room. You go through your clothes and decide on a white tank top and sleep shorts. It’s your home after all, and it’s well past your regular sleep schedule.
You come back in and find him sitting at the edge of your couch, legs spread and forearms resting on them. As always, he’s unreadable.
You sit at a chair diagonal to him and keep your head down.
“I.. er.. haven’t seen you in a long time” you say, keeping your head down.
“Hmm” he replies.
You can’t tell if he’s lost in thought, upset, sad or whatever it be.
“Who was the message for?” He finally says.
“It.. it really doesn’t matter.. haha..” you say, trying to escort the tension in the room.
He lets out a sigh, stands up and faces you.
“Tell me” he says. His voice deeper than normal.
You’re confused. It’s been months since you and Kakashi have spoken. Why would he care to show up after a text sent to the wrong person? Why does he care??
A question runs your mind.
“How did you get here so fast?” You ask, blankly looking at him.
He looks at you, no emotion in his face.
“I’m always there for you” he stares at you and says. You’ve heard him say this to you many times in the past. You never really held anything to it though, taking it like a friend would say as support.
“Kakashi. What are you doing here?” You say, with a bit of concern in your voice. You know Kakashi is a lot stronger of a ninja compared to you, and could most definitely toss you around if he wanted.
“I’ve had an eye for you since you’ve become a Jōnin. You’ve grown so much” he says, making his way over towards you.
“Be a good girl and lead us to your bedroom, hmm?” he says in the most.. casual tone.
You can’t deny this was a major turn on. But was this right? He’s like, what? 13 years your senior? 14? 15?! Plus, he was your sensei. He raised you when your parents didn’t. You definitely didn’t see him as a father figure, more like an older brother looking out for you.
Were you really going to let this happen? No. No way. You have to tell him no.
“Kakashi, I ca-“ before you can finish your sentence he picks you up like you’re weightless.
He drags you to your bedroom. Did he guess? Has he been to my apartment before? No, never. How does he just..know?
You wiggle, attempting to break free from his grasp. You’re still not all sure if this is what you want, but your core is aching. It wants him to touch you so bad, especially after Hayate’s video got you pent up.
Your heart is racing. Still writhing in his arms, he brings you to your bedroom.
In your squirming from the previous moments, you had lost your loose fitting sleep shorts. Now just in a white tank top and black laced underwear.
You wonder if you’re dreaming. How is this happening? Why? Why to you?!
He places you on your back, and you sit up on your elbows staring at him. His face is a slight pink, and his breathing is a bit erratic.
He puts his knee between your thighs, separating your legs from touching. You make a small noise when he pushes further into you. Staring at his knee, anticipating his next move. He lets out a slight chuckle.
“You’re so adorable”.
“Huh?” You look back up at him. He takes his hands and removes his band, and then his mask. You’ve seen him once without the mask before, so it wasn’t a total shock seeing his face.
He stares at you, and you just stare blankly back.
He then looks down at your breasts, your nipples are hardened by the sexual tension.
You move your head a bit more down, staring at his manhood. Even when clothed, you can tell it’s big.
You both unclothe one another and before you know it, you’re both making out nude.
Whilst kissing you, Kakashi says “I’ve been needing you for so long. That message sent me over the edge”. He puts his hands all on you, seemingly not knowing where to put them.
While on top of you, he spreads your legs and pulls you closer.
His dick sits right on top of your pubic bone, and down to the bottom of your belly button. You’ve been with a fair share of people, none of them as big as him.
You wiggle, demanding his attention to your dripping core.
“Such a needy whore, does Hayate know you chose me over him tonight?” Kakashi breathes out with a smirk.
Your eyes widen. How did he know you were texting Hayate? Did Hayate tell Kakashi? No. They may know each other but most definitely aren’t friends. How long has he been watching you?!
“Well?” He says, finally moving his cock towards your core. His dripping with precum, which mixes with your juices.
Kakashi runs his cock across your clit causes you to wince.
“I know you haven’t been pleased in quite a bit, y/n. You’re so pathetic, I’ve only been here 20 minutes and I already have your clothes off and cock dripping on your needy hole”.
You have no answer to him. He’s right. You’re a needy, pathetic slut that needs him so badly, and he knows it.
You try and give him the most doe eyes you can and say “Kakashi-sensei.. please use me..” you see his shield of cockiness falter for a moment.
“Oh fuck..” he says looking at your eyes.
You open your mouth to say please.. but before you can, he’s shoved his entire length into you.
You moan so loud, and instinctively go to cover your mouth. He grabs your wrist before you’re successful, and puts both your wrists over you head with just one hand. His other one reaches over for your phone. He unlocks it with your passcode, no way he could’ve guessed it. It’s literally just random numbers “18849”. He’s been watching you like he said..
He begins to pump into you rapidly.
“Oh fuck..ah~” you moan freely.
“Which one of these boys should I call? Hmm? Who should I show you’re being such a naughty whore for?” He says between breaths.
“S-sensei ple..ahh.. please d-don’t!” You can even speak with how rough he’s treating your core.
“I’m calling Hayate”.
“N-nO.. pl-pleasee sensei. I’m-I’m yours and… mmmfffggh.. only yours.. ahh..” you plead with him.
He decides not to call him, instead taking multiple photos and videos of you getting pumped by him.
He cums inside your pussy, letting out multiple groans throughout. You’re a bit disappointed it ended so quickly.. or so you thought. He continues to pump into you even after cumming.
“K-kashi… did.. did you..mmgfff~”
“Y-yeah.. I’ll stop using you when I want. You’re mine” he says with complete lust in his eyes.
He starts going through your phone.
You’re scared. You have texts on there, pretty nasty, to other guys. How will he treat you seeing them?
He shames you by reading them aloud.
“‘I’ll be so good for you master’ you love calling people titles huh? You like calling me sensei, huh?”
“P-pleaseeee…~~” you don’t even know what you were saying please to.
All you can think about is how unfair this all is. Yeah you’ve slept around and sexted men, but you’re sure Kakashi has texted his fair share of women.
“Hmmm… these photos you send them. Never thought your sensei would want to see you like this? All weak and pathetic over his cock”
It didn’t matter what he said. You didn’t know if he was saying it to be mean or horny but it was the truth nonetheless.
“I..ah~.. I don’t know..” you told him.
You came around his length.
“Ah..heh~” he says as he finishes pumping the last of his seed into you.
With the last remaining strength you have, you sit up and watch the sperm drip out of you.
You and Kakashi take a shower together, and you immediately pass out in bed, totally satisfied with your dick appointment.
You wake up to no Kakashi and a barrage of messages from Hayate saying shit like “you totally blue balled me but that’s okay I went out with one of your girls”. You just laughed so hard, you knew Ino would have no interest in Hayate, her standards are way too high. And Sakura was telling the truth most definitely about saving herself for Sasuke.
You went through your camera roll and sent him a video of Kakashi fucking you til your brain was mush and sent it to him.
Kakashi is all you want.
No.
Kakashi is all you need.
#ao3#fanfic#anime#reader insert#writing#kakashi x reader#kakashi x y/n#implied smut#yandere#female y/n#female reader#naruto#naruto smut
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The heads of the medical department from each village and their subordinates have a quarterly videocall. They discuss about the challenges and advancements per area. Sakura and Shizune represent Konoha ever since Sakura became the head.
That day, the main speaker was from Suna. It was a weekend, which was an unusual schedule. All of them were in their homes.
Sakura set up her laptop in their bedroom as her home office was being used by Sarada for her exams.
Sarada: *knocks* Mama, Sai-san is here. He said he has a message for you from Lord Seventh.
Sakura: Thanks, Sarada. I'll be there in a moment.
She sent a message to Shizune..
Sakura: Shizune, just need to talk to Sai.. I'll be back as soon as I can. Meanwhile please take note of the important info.
Shizune: Got it!
Sakura: *turns the video cam off*
Or so she thought..
Sasuke just got out from the bathroom. He was wearing a pair of shorts and was drying his hair. He was not aware of the online meeting.
Shizune saw him as soon as he got out. She sent a message to Sakura immediately.
Shizune: Sakura? Sakuraaaaaa!!!
Sasuke sat down on the edge of the bed, still oblivious of what's happening. He saw the laptop but he thought she was watching a recording.
Shizune also tried to message her mobile phone. It's beside the laptop. Sasuke's not someone who would open his wife or his daughter's phones, so he ignored it.
Finally, Sakura came into the room.
Sasuke: *gives the bottle of lotion to her*
Sakura: *takes it and goes behind him* Sai went her to inform me about the new lab that ANBU discovered. *applies the lotion on his back* I need to go there later.
Sasuke: Do you want me to go with you?
Sakura: Yes please, Anata.. If you're free.. *smiles*
Sasuke: Yeah.
At this point, even the speaker stopped with her speech.
Speaker: Uchiha-sensei? Your video camera is on.. And you're not on mute. *giggles*
Panicking, Shizune kept on messaging her.
Speaker: Ah, to be in love. They're so cute, aren't they?
Sasuke: Thanks, Tsuma. *stands up and kisses her forehead*
Sakura: *smiles* Welcome, Anata.. *sees her laptop screen* No waaaaay!
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: *turns pale* M-My cam is on this whole time..
Sasuke: *runs to the monitor and sees Shizune's messages* Sorry to do this. Hey everyone! Sharingan!
Sakura: Anata!
All of them fainted. Sakura was panicking.
Sakura: D-Did that really work?
Sasuke: Yeah.. But I think we need to erase something else.. Like these messages from Shizune.
Sakura: We need to delete the recording by the speaker!
Sasuke: *panics* Damn it!
Sakura: Sorry, Anata.. I forgot to tell you.
Sasuke: No, we both didn't know it was on.. Wait. I'll create a portal to her house.
Sakura: Wait, wear a shirt first! *gets one quickly*
Sasuke: Oh yeah. But you need to come with me.. I don't know how to delete the recording.
Sakura: Sure, Anata!
Sasuke: Rinnegan!
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Shizune: The quarterly call— It's weird.. It was in my calendar.
Sakura: Yeah, really weird.
Shizune: And I can't remember texting you last Saturday.
Sakura: Y-Yeah, you forgot?
Shizune: I totally don't remember the context. And you never answered!
Sakura: I don't know too..
Shizune: *recalls* Like what could this mean? *shows her*
Sakuraaaaa!
Sakuraaaa!
Where are you?!
Omg
Everyone's talking about his abs 🙈🙉
And his bulge 🫣
Sakura: I-I have no idea, Shizune.. Maybe there's a guy that you liked?
Shizune: Gosh, that's so embarrassing if that's the case! Forget what I sent, Sakura!!
Sakura: Yeah.. *chuckles nervously* /thinks/ Omg I'm glad my husband has the ability to erase memories.
Shizune: Ah, now I'll overthink about this for a long time.
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Omg I’m so glad I saw your reblog bc I would have totally missed it!!! Ikesen was also my first otome game so I have so much love for it as well 🥰🥰
May I request Kanetsugu + Beauty + 🥳
Thank you!!
I hope this fits Kanetsugu well enough. I had this scene in my head and had to write it ^_^ Approx. 1100 words.
Kanetsugu observed the girl in profile, studying her as he might a piece of fine porcelain or a painting. She was lovely. He could admit as much to himself. There were some features another might define as a flaw, but to him, these only made her more beautiful. Like a gemstone with a rare inclusion. Flawed and yet more precious for it.
She did not notice his careful study. Her attention was on Shingen and his teasing antics. Takeda could be very charming when he wanted to be, and she seemed quite taken with him. Smiling and laughing, her eyes lit up with an inner joy.
He felt that light like a tidal pull. As if she were a celestial body, and he was being pulled all unwilling into her orbit. The wisest choice would be to leave before she became inescapable, but already he did not truly want to pull free. Instead, he told himself a comfortable lie.
That he could appreciate her beauty from afar, with only his eyes and a neutral, cold sort of love. As one might have for a favorite scroll or poem. Not with his touch, neither with hand nor lips, though both ached for her beauty and set off an ignoble fire in his chest.
“Aren’t you going to share a drink with me?” Kenshin pushed a cup of sake toward him.
“Yeah! This is a celebration.” Shingen’s attention shifted to the vassal sitting uncomfortably at his lord’s left hand.
He had a refusal already on his lips when she turned toward him. Mai. Her lips were the color of sakura, soft as satin and sin. A smile lifted them at the edges, as gentle and warm as a summer breeze. Kanetsugu forced himself to observe her like a painting. Too perfect in the details, too alluring.
“Won’t you share just one drink tonight, Kanetsugu? To celebrate with us?” Her gaze held his and he felt the barrier between them shiver and crack.
“I - fine. One drink.” He lifted the cup Kenshin set for him. The sake’s faint sweetness hit his tongue, warming him all the way down. It was a good wine, strong too. He could already feel his tense shoulders begin to loosen.
Kenshin gestured for another pour. “Another.” He gave his vassal a flat look. “You never drink with me. You can have at least one more.”
With a sigh, Kanetsugu acquiesced. “One more.”
Mai smiled. “I can pour for you.” Before he could deny her, she was there by his side. Close enough to touch. No portrait, she. Her arm brushed his as she leaned forward to fill his cup and then back out of the way.
He tried to find his iron will, but it appeared to have fled. Kantesugu knew he should follow it but he wanted to stay. To pull the lovely Mai into his lap and bite her in the curve of her shoulder where it met her graceful neck. It was the sake, he thought, even as he knew the alcohol wasn’t to blame.
“See Yuki? Kanetsugu can lighten up sometimes.” Shingen laughed.
Yukimura raised a skeptical eyebrow. “He looks as serious as he always does.”
Sasuke shook his head. “I can see a .6 millimeter decrease in the height of his shoulders, likely due to the intake of one cup of sake. I calculate it will take a minimum of two liters to reach maximum hilarity.”
“I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds like you think Kanetsugu should drink more.” Yuki’s nose wrinkled. “I’m not sure that’s sa-”
“My ninja shows great wisdom.” Kenshin’s almost smile curled the edges of his mouth.
Kanetsugu drank the second cup with a sense of resignation.
Mai’s hair tickled his cheek as she reached forward to pick up his cup. “I don’t think Kanetsugu is enjoying this, guys. You shouldn’t make someone - hey!”
He felt his self control begin to snap, recoiling like a broken bow string to sting his cheek. Only, no, it was Mai’s hand. Kanetsugu realized he’d followed through on his desire and now she was on his lap.
“Did you just slap Kanetsugu?” Yukimura’s eyebrows shot up.
“It’s rude to just grab someone,” she scolded. The words were cold water, bringing him back to his senses. He stood, dumping her unceremoniously to the floor.
“My . . . apologies. I must - I need to -” He paused and took a steadying breath. His vision swam as he bowed. “Good night all.” He left, walking as best he could. Foolish to allow himself to be pressured into drinking, especially when he hadn’t eaten yet today. Foolish to let himself lose control for even a moment in her presence.
Mai.
The sounds of celebration followed him for awhile, until he made it clear of the castle and out into the cool night air. Above him, the stars shone with silvery light, and just above the eastern wall sat a bright crescent moon. Cold and distant and peaceful.
As he should be.
The sake burned in his belly and raced hotly through his veins, contesting him with ruthless abandon. Kanetsugu knew if he was not careful, he would lose himself to the beast. He needed to clear his head.
He walked through the quiet streets until he reached a small postern gate. It led to an empty grass field, fallow this season. Perfect to settle himself. Kanetsugu found a rock and sat down. He let the evening breeze ease the heat in his blood. Eyes closed, breath deep and slow.
“Kanetsugu?” Mai’s voice brought him fully alert.
“Why did you follow me,” he snapped.
“I . . . sorry. I thought you might need some water?” She held out a jug. “I can set it down and leave. I didn’t mean to disturb you.”
He watched her set it on the ground between them and then turn to go. “Wait.” The word left his mouth before he knew it was there.
“Hm?” Mai stopped, looking at him over her shoulder.
“Thank you.”
She smiled at him with a gentleness that hurt. “You’re welcome.”
Kanetsugu clamped his jaw tight against an invitation to her to stay, to sit here beside him. He was afraid of what he might do, here alone with her. He wanted to kiss her. He wanted it the way a man wants to keep breathing. A tremor ran through his body as he forced himself to give her a polite wave. A gesture of goodbye.
“Have a good night.” She gifted him with another sweet smile. “And don’t stay out here too late. You need to sleep sometimes too.”
And then she was gone, back to the castle, to the party, safely out of his reach. He stared at the place she’d been for a long moment, wishing for things he could not have.
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I'm starting to wonder if there was any need for me to panic at the release of this novel. Whenever I see a panel, sasuke looks as if he is ignoring suckura 98% of the time (I mean he does in canon but i thought they would change that in this novel, at least a bit), the prisoners seem to show more interest in her than he does, he always seems displeased or even... annoyed? (Maybe its the way they draw his expressions that make him look like that) Suckura acts more like a 14 yr old girl than a mature woman (Shes not mature in canon but you'd think that they would write her to be good in her own novel). On top of that, Suckura is drawn ugly a lot of the time (I'm not saying this cause of my hate for her, I genuinely think she looks bad).
If a novel like this got released for my ship I would not consider it a win. Isn't she meant to be a mature, smart, sexy girlboss that takes no rubbish from anyone? Why is she acting so ridiculous? Why is sasuke not showing much emotion towards her? Like i said before, i thought this novel was to make them look good? Like yea, the whole novel is rubbish but i thought they would show sasuke caring for his 'wife' more than he does in canon, in this novel his expression towards her is always indifferent. They don't act like a couple in their own novel. And they're drawn ugly on top of that. I think sasuke said some rubbish like 'do a married couple need to be with each other all the time?'. Like HUH? Doesn't sound like you miss her.
It's not really a win for ss is it? It just made suckura look dumb (displaying the uchiha crest and going 'omg, he must'av used earth style jutsu to make this', like girl WHAT?), immature (sasuke was injured and she wants to play peekaboo), and the whole thing just makes them even look more like they're not in love (On sasuke's part anyway). The way she was blushing when she received the ring reminds me of a schoolgirl getting her first kiss, not like a couple that have been with each other for a long time that care and love each other ( and the way sasuke just gave it to her and was like 'wear it', no smile or emotion, reminds me of my mom when she buys me clothing I don't like but still says 'wear it'. He also looks freaked out when she holds her hand up to view it).
Sorry, this was a mouthful. Me freaking out of the release of this rubbish had been for nothing, in fact, it dragged ss through the mud even more.
I also don't get why they make Sakura so unlikeable in it.
She insults Tsunade in it (which is not out of character for her but again, I thought this manga would try to make her look better).
She is dumb and wears the Uchiha crest undercover.
She acts like a little girl, actually worse. She's blushing like crazy over the ring made out of dirt. Like isn't she already married to Sasuke anyway... why is she acting like he's senpai?
She's playing peek-a-boo with an injured Sasuke, like hello? Even if she were a teenager that would be cringy.
Also it still doesn't change the fact Konoha wives do wear wedding rings, so Esaka just did not do her research or she tried to bullshit.
And again I don't know if the artist just doesn't know how Sasuke is supposed to look when happy or what, but it does look odd. Sasuke is looking at Sakura like she's a weirdo (which she is, but again I thought this was supposed to make SS look good).
The manga makes Sasuke look like he's being held hostage or something. Like he looks like 😐 or like there's no life in him lol. And Sakura does look kind of ugly, I agree, and I don't even think she looks ugly in the original manga. But in this manga she just looks cringe.
I mean it's not canon and if I was a fan of Sakura I wouldn't want it to be canon because what?? It will make people mock her more if anything.
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As someone that likes Sasuke, there are times I wonder why he's not the one getting the hate when he deserves it.
In my opinion, Sasuke in part 1 was way more annoying and difficult to actually like in part one. And he's done way worse! Sakura may have made a bad claim about how Naruto had it more easy/was badly behaved cause he has no parents, but at least she tried to be nicer and improve her act.
Sasuke insulted and belittled Naruto for freezing up at the beginning of the land of the waves arc, acted all cocky in the chunin exams only to get made when he gets put in his place, got into a fight with Naruto and belittled him again because he was insecure about his skills, threatened Kakashi with a smile on his face, betrays the village to get power from the man who nearly came close to destroying it, put multiple of his comrades lives at risk because he was selfish and NEARLY KILLED NARUTO FOR POWER. If it weren't for Kurama, Naruto would have possibly bled out.
But Sakura's the one that's terrible?
OMG YES, YES YES, THIS!!!
The fact is: Sakura was annoying as any young teen who is oblivious of the world would be. Her comment was awful indeed, but it is obvious she regrets it right after Sasuke calls her out. Sakura rethinks her actions, sees how unfair she was and changes her attitude towards Naruto. She is wrong as a child is bound to be (trust me, I work with kids and teenagers). That is the age when they make mistakes, when they are certain of their convictions, teenagers believe they know it all when they hardly know anything, and Sakura had a normal, peaceful life, so she's blissfully unaware of the cruelty of the world. However, she changes, she grows, she doesn't do things like that again. She is always supportive of Naruto, painfully loyal to her friends and becomes much more empathetic and kind.
Sasuke is unapologetic about all the horrible things he did. He hurts Naruto every single chance he gets, he hurts the people who care about him and doesn't give a flying f*ck about the consequences. Now, I understand Konoha sucks, their government is awful and the elders should just die and stop wasting oxygen, but is that reason to do all he did? To hurt, humiliate and belittle his closest friends every chance he gets? I don't see much redemption in him, and honestly? He caused nothing but pain to his team, gave them nothing but trauma. I am a firm believer that he does not deserve their forgiveness, does not deserve redemption because I don't feel like he redeemed himself. Wanna start a revolution? Babe, ask your friends for help, the gods know Naruto had been wronged enough to hate the elders, and many shinobi would agree to a change of power. But Sasuke only ever hurt the ones who loved him, I don't think he deserves forgiveness, he deserves to get hit by a bus.
#I could write a paper on why Sasuke sucks#if he ever showed to care about his team I'd be like “oh ok”#but no he tried to kill them multiple times#honestly? F*CK U SASUKE#◆ ┈ ┊ today on: omg miko no || ( ooc )#thank you so much for this ask!!!#I feel like a popular blog when I get these kinds of asks hahaha
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What are your top 5 BROTPs from Naruto?
I'm so bad at rankings and I feel like this is gonna be very mainstream again, but here we go!
My Top 5 Naruto BROTPs
1. Naruto and Sasuke
Because I really adore their strong friendship. It has overcome so many hardships that their bond is unbreakable at this point.
2. Sakura and Ino
Okay this is actually more of a #1b than a #2 in my list. I really love their friendship a lot! Just watching that gif above is making me smile, because I think it's really wholesome how they realized that they like each other too much to let their friendship end over a love rivalry. It made their bond even stronger!
3. Naruto and Sakura
Omg I edited this post because somehow I completely forgot about these two. But they're so important!! Their friendship is one of the deepest in the whole series if you ask me, and it's wholesome. The way Sakura initially disliked Naruto but grew to leave her prejudices behind and get to know Naruto and what a wonderful person he is. And him always showing genuine affection for her, a crush in the beginning and platonic admiration later. I love it. Those two are the definition of a friendship built on mutual respect and love as far as just being friends allows.
4. Kakashi and Gai
I don't think I have to explain this. Those two are awesome together lol.
5. Sakura and Hinata
A late bloomer of a friendship, but I love how they support each other and the dynamic of extroverted Sakura "adopting" introverted Hinata.
BONUS: Neji and Tenten (honorable mention)
Since those two never had the chance to become more than friends I'm just gonna mention them here. I loved their dynamic and I actually still ship them.
Feel free to tell me your TOP 5 in my ask, love to read you guys' opinions!
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Ino Yamanaka x fem reader
Readers pov:
I had a big crush on one of my girl friends. But i knew she was straight, atleast that is what i thought. So, i decided to ask Sakura to ask Ino what's her sexuality.
"heyy Sakura, can i ask you something?"
"oh hi y/n, sure go ahead"
"sooo can you ask Ino what's her sexuality? I'm too shy to ask her myself"
"god y/n, you really love don't you? but since your my friend and you asked Sasuke out for me, fine, I'll do it"
"thank youu"
Inos pov:
I was having a walk around the village, until Sakura came up to me
"hiii Ino"
"what do you want??"
"i just have one question"
"i don't have time to talk to you"
"ONE question"
"ok fine. what do you want"
"what's your sexuality?"
"why are you asking"
"just answer"
"fine whatever. im bisexual"
"ok thanks, bye"
Before i could answer, Sakura was running away. What is she up to?
Readers pov:
I was heading to eat some ramen, but Sakura then came up to me with the happiest face ever
"OMG Y/N GUESS WHAT!"
"geez Sakura calm down. how did it go?"
"she said she's bisexual!! isn't that great?"
"oh"
"what's wrong"
"she's bi"
"and? you still have a chance with her"
"she still likes Sasuke"
"if you think so"
"what do you mean"
"oh i have to go, byeee"
"SAKURA WAIT- this girl"
I decided to FINALLY go eat some ramen. Well guess who was there. Ino. I started panicking. What if i say something dumb?
Inos pov:
I started eating my ramen, when i saw y/n walking towards me
"h-hey Ino"
She said. I blushed a bit. Do i like her? No no no, my mom wouldn't be so happy
"oh hey y/n"
"can i join you"
I smiled and said
"of course"
She ordered a bowl of ramen
"sooo how was your day"
I asked her awkwardly to break the silence
"oh, it was good, how about you?"
"it was fine. oh and also, what's your sexuality?"
Now why did i asked her that?? Well atleast i will know
"oh umm im _____ (your sexuality)
"cool"
"uhh hey Ino?"
She asked
"can i ask you something?"
I started getting nervous, but i didn't show it
"o-of course"
"do you still like Sasuke? i know it's a wierd question, but i just... wanna know"
"no. not anymore, he's with Sakura and i don't care about them at all. in fact, i like you actually"
Shit. Why did i say that? She'll think I'm a wierdo. Oh no
"really?"
What do i say??
"uhmm yes"
"well to be honest, i like you too actually"
"well... then will you be my girlfriend?"
"YES"
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3&4 please
Let's be salty 😈😈😈
3. I dont think I've ever unfollowed someone because of their fandom opinions. Truth is, I um I... go over their account before I even follow them so yeahhhh hehehehe
4. OKAYYYY IM GONNA BE BRUTALLY HONEST, but I hands down do not get the hype around Sasusaku IM SORIIII. I just can't imagine Sasuke being in a romantic relationship with a girl HAHSHSHDHSHHSDH
No but fr, I ahh... dont like Sasusaku very much and I can never understand its appeal, especially in canon *-* dude left his family for more than a decade, nearly killed his daughter with a sword, never sent one message via hawk to his family during his years of travel but gets an immediate pass because he uhh... *source sskretsuden* GAVE SAKURA A RING. Oh what an amazing husband 😍😍😍😍
Yall asked me to be salty, this is what the ask game is all about, so you better not spam my ask box with death threats saying SS best ship😩
#i also hate their fandom with a burning passion i fucking hate them on twitter#homestuck shipper behavior smh#the only person I legitimately see Sauce in a romantic relationship is maybe with Nardo HAHAHAHAH#other than that he shouldve stayed single in canon idgaf :///#ruined his entire arc since he became a baby daddy#is he even considered a good daddy?#AJDJHDHDHA#DONT FUCKING FLAME ME IM ONLY OUT HERE TO SPEAK THE TRUTH#i knoww i knowww things have been progressing between him and Sarada in boruto but I still dont like his and sakura's relationship dynamic#THEY FEEL SO STIFF LIKE#AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES IT?#and their *moments* are so bare minimum 😩#sasuke smiles at sakura: OMG HES IN LOVE!#sasuke compliments sakura: Sasuke is so WHIPPED#sasuke makes brief eye contact with sakura: EYE SEX#AHHH FJSNSN THIS IS ME BEING SALTY STFU AHAHAHHAHAHA
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Hey Captnjack
I remember stumbling across a naruto article that said Naruto brought back Sasuke from the darkness for Sakura. Naruto opened up Sasuke's heart with friendship so he can accept Sakura's love. It was really eye opening and got me thinking. That's what Naruto did for Gaara.
Omg i never really notice before. But Gaara team members are Gaara's real siblings. Both Temari and Kankuro were terrified of him but still care and concern about his safety. Gaara was socially withdrawn,traumatized, lonely and thought his only purpose was to kill. Kankuro and Temari knew the gov was tryna get rid of Gaara but still stood by him. Naruto was the one to open up Gaara's heart to accept the love from his siblings. After Naruto beat the shit out of him..Gaara admired Naruto and his words and start to show love to his family. And Gaara and Naruto connected friendship wise because they both are jinchurikis, similar childhoods and are village leaders. That's So sweet and I wouldn't be surprised if Gaara had a little crush on Naruto too.
But Naruto never did that for Sasuke. Sasuke didn't run off to hug Sakura the way Gaara embraced his siblings. He cried and smiled with Naruto and accepted the hitai-ate from Naruto. And accepted Naruto's love and his son as family. He stands by Naruto and protects him with his own life. And excludes everyone else. No one else exist in his world but Naruto and Gremlin. Sakura is irrelevant.
Gaara and Naruto's relationship seems like its the relationship homophobes wanted from Naruto and Sasuke.
What's your take?
I remember stumbling across a Naruto article that said Naruto brought back Sasuke from the darkness for Sakura. Naruto opened up Sasuke's heart with friendship so he can accept Sakura's love.
Sasuke's heart was opened by Naruto's Friendship and later he accepted Sakura's love..... Only for him to abandon her again for the next 12 years while sending Letters to Naruto and playing silly Rivalry Games with him all the while keeping his Headband!!!!
So, Either Naruto's 'Friendship Magic' didn't work after some time or Naruto didn't do it for Sakura or Sasuke never accepted Sakura's love.
And We all know the answer, Right???
That's what Naruto did for Gaara.
But Still, it doesn't match up with their Non-Sense.
Naruto saved Gaara... Yes.
But he didn't do it for the sake of Gaara's Siblings. He saved Gaara on his own accord ***On the Condition that he should stop doing whatever he was doing i.e, Trying to kill his Teammates, otherwise Naruto threatened to kill him, if needs be***
Naruto always saves other people because he couldn't leave someone alone who is very similar to him. His concept was like, 'I would have turned out to be just like you... If it weren't for Iruka Sensei... So, I am giving you one more chance to come back from that dark place and stop doing whatever you were doing'.
Still where did Kankuro and Temari comes into any of this???
So, No... Naruto saved Gaara, because he wanted to ***with some conditions***.
If Naruto saved Gaara, a stranger, for his own reasons, then how could he save Sasuke, his 'Friend', only for that dumb asshole????
At the end of the day, their stupid logic won't even make sense if we put all the panels together and ask the right questions. They would leave the chat and run away.
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More "de-aged Taka and T7 end up in the Warring Clans Era as Founders' wards" AU
“That’s a thing?” you ask. The answer is yes.
Uh. Kind of. Deaging Team Seven for the sake of tossing them back in time for a Founder to adopt is pretty common, but I’m trash for Taka so this AU started with me brainstorming the asshole team.
I am falling more and more in love with the idea of Tobirama ending up with custody of Team Taka somehow. He’s a science dad, but like. Marginally more ethical than Orochimaru.
Everyone around them is like "This is a terrible idea and it's all going to end horribly" and he's just like "Ah, these are now my children."
I've read so many "Team Seven time-travels and is de-aged, get adopted by the Founders" or "a Founder time-travels forward and adopts Naruto, subsequently picking up the others" and they're good but I now want the same plot with an even more dysfunctional collection of... eldritch mishaps? The AO3 feel of "I want this fic I just read, again, but a step to the left so it feels fresh and new"
I'm considering the tent of tranquility idea (courtesy of @sloaners) and I've come to the decision that Tobirama's... probably going to end up with Several Holes in it, and burns, and cuts, because Karin and Suigetsu never stop fighting, and if they're fighting, they're not paying attention to how soon Juugo's going to lose his grip on control.
"Hm. Tobirama?"
"Anija."
"Where did you get children?"
"They showed up."
"One of them looks like an Uchiha."
"He does."
"Two of them are trying to kill each other."
"That's normal."
"Are the Uchiha going to accuse us of stealing a clan child?"
"Probably."
"...Tobirama, did you steal these children?"
"No."
(It's not kidnapping if they show up and break into your house first.)
(Also none of them are particularly pressed to ditch the Senju and find their clans. Maybe eventually. Not now.)
They’re assholes but Karin is, even at Supposedly Age Three, babbling at Tobirama about proper lab protocol and chemical reactions and isn’t that just the most adorable thing?
Very few people find Karin as adorable as Tobirama does, because Karin knows more ways to kill a person than most adult shinobi, because most adult shinobi don’t know about things like flesh-eating diseases and specialty poisons from the other side of the continent that can only be refined via chemical processes that won’t exist for another three decades.
Juugo is a sweetheart. Best child. Then he loses his mind but it’s okay, Sasuke is there. Do the Senju trust the clearly-Uchiha child to control the much larger five-year-old? No. But they don’t have any better ideas right now, so.
Tobirama: Hm, we should do something about that.
Karin: Here’s a list of ideas and things that have already been tried.
Tobirama: Thank you, small child. Where did you get this?
Karin: ...
Tobirama: Fair enough, let’s see what we can do.
Suigetsu is a little terror because not only is he a Massive Jerk but he also has better control over water than most adults. Mostly because he is water. It’s very hard to find him when he’s avoiding chores.
Karin clings to Mito sometimes because Family! and then Hashirama tries to tease Tobirama about being upset that one of his students/children has ditched him.
Hashirama ends up moping in a corner because Tobirama snaps at him, unsurprisingly.
IDK if we have like any canon for Touka beyond skill with genjutsu, but going off of the fanon that she used a naginata, I’m going to say that Suigetsu keeps trying to challenge her to Blade Fights and she’s just like Neat, A Tiny Murder Machine.
Sasuke is very quiet for the most part and Dramatically Broods On Rooftops And In Trees and Hashirama is just like YES YOU REMIND ME OF MY BROTHER AND ALSO MY BEST FRIEND and Sasuke hides.
Sasuke does not need another Naruto, thank you.
Sasuke ends up hanging out with Mito, I think? Like yeah, sure, she’s an Uzumaki, but she’s chill and refined and calm and she has really good tea in stock.
Sure he has to learn fuuinjutsu to have an excuse to hang out with her, but that’s fine. It’s interesting. Karin does it too, sometimes.
tbh that probably leaves Hashirama to hang out with Juugo?
Juugo isn’t great at Excite but he is great at nature so I feel like Hashirama would be stars-in-eyes about Juugo talking to birds the way Hashirama talks to trees, and Hashirama just gets him a chicken coop like HERE. FRIENDS.
But back to the suspected child theft.
Hashirama is like “That is... clearly an Uchiha. They are going to find out, Tobirama! Someone is going to figure out we have--”
“Sasuke, show him your other eye. Yeah, the one you cover.”
“...”
“Okay, go back to playing.”
“...Tobirama.”
“Yeah?”
“That was a Rinnegan.”
“You know those rumors that the only way to get a Rinnegan is to mix the Uchiha and Senju bloodlines?”
“It’s true?”
“No idea, Sasuke won’t tell me anything about his parents other than their names, and he’s three, but even the chance of it being true means we have an arguable claim.”
“...that’s not going to be enough to convince the Uchiha.”
“The theory is but one weapon of many in the upcoming battle of wits.”
“Tobirama--”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, Anija, I need to go make sure Suigetsu doesn’t flood the training grounds again.”
tbh I can’t remember who made the original comment in canon about the Rinnegan being achieved via Senju/Uchiha babies but it’s funny to use here so I’ll pretend it’s a common rumor that nobody actually believes
MEANWHILE WITH THE UCHIHA
Madara found and took custody of Team Seven and company, mostly because they’re like... jounin-level despite being less than three feet tall.
It involves a lot of Madara going "I want My New Children to love me!" and being sorely disappointed by half of them.
Poor fucker got stuck with Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, Yamato, and Obito.
(KakaYamaObito are deaged by the time-travel to 10-13ish. The kids are deaged to 3-4. Everyone has memories to just after the fourth war or so.)
Karin sensed T7 and tagalong pretty much the second they popped out of Kamui, and told Sasuke, but he correctly guessed that Naruto would hunt him down eventually, and said they should enjoy the peace and quiet while they had it.
Sai pulls emotionless creepy smiles in an attempt to freak out Madara but since Madara's whole thing initially was "less children in war," he's... mostly just sad.
Izuna wants to know who made his brother cry.
Madara makes a vaguely misogynistic comment that's typical for the period and Sakura just. Breaks his tibia.
Naruto is genuinely trying to treat Madara with the kind of respect a caretaker that Attempts To Care And Do Good By Them deserves, because Naruto is a good egg, but he's... three again. Which means he's a Hellion.
The literal toddlers (Naruto and Sakura are three-ish, Sai is four-ish) are, in fact, toddlers, so nobody really expects them to be able to do anything. Nobody bothers to test them beyond the basics of like. Can walk? Can talk? Can maybe hold knife? Like don’t get me wrong, they’re very competent toddlers, but their hands can barely wrap around a kunai. Their bodies are tiny. Their bones only just stopped being soft!
That said, the “tweens” (re: adults who got deaged but Less) have to get tested for their skills. Kakashi downplays himself to what he imagines a semi-competent eleven-year-old to be capable of. He thinks of, like, Neji maybe? Good, but not suspiciously good.
Obito enters an intangible state and refuses to participate. He has a Mangekyo. His body is half-Zetsu. Stop bothering him. He doesn’t want to do anything.
They assign him babysitting duty for Team Seven since he can obviously defend pretty well, and Kakashi vouches for his abilities as a fighter.
Yamato decides to try to be just a little worse than Kakashi but at one point he panics and does Mokuton on instinct and now the entire Uchiha compound is screeching because did they just steal a Main Family Senju kid by accident?
Yamato: Should I tell them I was a science experiment?
Kakashi: No.
Pranks galore! None of the other time-travelers even try to stop Naruto, except maybe Yamato.
Obito at the Uchiha compound is mostly "I don't want to participate" and then just uses Kamui to be intangible until people leave him alone.
If it's not another time-traveler or Madara, he's not interested. He doesn't even care that much about Sai or Yamato, actually, so if it's not an original T7 member, he doesn't care, and if it's Madara, he's just here to make things Difficult.
The Kyuubi wanders up to the Uchiha compound one day and everyone's preparing for a battle, even Madara isn't confident that he can--
[BANG]
"KURAMA!" [delighted squealing]
Naruto now has a pet.
The entire clan is terrified.
Kurama pokes his nose at Naruto's stomach and disappears into the memory of a seal.
Madara, frantically writing a letter to Hashirama "What do I do if my toddler is possessed?!?"
Hashirama: You have a toddler?!?!?! OMG you should organize playdates with Tobirama's kids!
Madara: I'M GOING TO QUESTION THAT LATER, PLEASE HELP WITH THE POSSESSION THING
Kurama hunts down Naruto, and the Jinchuuriki situation is very much in the realm of "Dis Mine"
Also a bit of "If I'm in the brat, there's at least one Mangekyo user in hearing distance who can and will risk his life to prevent brainwashing.
(Kakashi. It’s Kakashi.)
Naruto: Kurama's one of my best friends!
Every time traveler: Yeah, that tracks.
Madara: [teakettle screeching]
Per @firebirdeternal:
I'm just loving the visual of Giant Nightmare Terror Kurama kneeling down and pressing his nose to Naruto's Smol Chubby Toddler self and closing his eyes while Naruto pets him and giggles and every single battle-ready Uchiha is just. "wat"
Everybody else: Cool so Madara adopted a witch
Uchiha Elders: We need to be careful of this horrible creature
The younger generation of Uchiha: Okay that was weirdly serene and adorable and frankly the brat is really likeable when he's not being adhd as hell I think this is actually pretty dope.
Madara really wants to be a Good Dad but he has no idea how he ended up being "a dad" in the first place. He just! He cares a lot about this random assortment of kids! Some of them are from prominent clans and there should be search parties for the Senju kid with the Mokuton, or the Hatake brat, or the Uzumaki that doesn't look Uzumaki but definitely feels Uzumaki.... and SURE the only Uchiha of the bunch is a stranger who hates him for no reason Madara can come up with, but! He wants to be a good authority figure!
At least the Uzumaki appreciates that he's trying.
Seriously, though, there are clan kids and nobody’s looking for them, what’s up with that?
Kakashi still has a prize copy of Icha Icha and nobody in the Uchiha compound does a thorough check of his reading material until like three months in.
He is blamed for Naruto developing the Oiroke, because where ELSE would a toddler get such ideas?
(Yamato and Obito both tell him he brought this on himself.)
Naruto waits until a Big Important Meeting lets out, something about tithes or a merchant contract, and just pulls a Harem no Jutsu in front of the entire group of Elders And Main Family. First he does a Mass Shadow Clone, which makes everyone turn on Sharingan because Fancy New Techniques to steal! Sure, they were late on the shadow clones, but the kid is clearly gearing up for something!
The something is Oiroke.
Anime Nosebleeds everywhere. Most of the elders were hit. Izuna was hit. Madara is not bleeding from the nose, but he is very upset about having semi-accidentally sharingan-memorized his weird adoptee’s Sexy Older Female Alter Ego. There is yelling.
Naruto’s like “Oh, I missed some!” and decides to try again with Reverse Harem no Jutsu because there are old ladies among the Elders, and maybe some straight women representing a guild, and maybe some gay guys he missed!
Madara is still not bleeding. (He’s very demi and tbh Naruto only would have succeeded if he’d tried to use Hashirama’s face. Naruto does not know this. He just figures Madara is ace like Sasuke and that no variant is going to work.)
Izuna gets another nosebleed and is just like “Well, this is not how I planned on coming out as bi, but--”
“Izuna, I literally do not care about you being bi as long as one of us has an heir at some point, I’m more upset about the fact that my child has been corrupted!”
Back in the Senju compound, there is... a lot of screaming, honestly, but every time Karin and Suigetsu start trying to kill each other again, Tobirama just shrugs and tells them not to break anything.
Very easy-going caretaker, really. He's got some very deadly toddlers in hand, but they're still just toddlers.
Sasuke: Yeah, I might want to go see my clan at some point.
Suigetsu: Yeah, I might want to go see my clan at some point.
Karin, clinging to Mito: Yeah, I want to go see my clan at some point.
Juugo: Please never, ever take me to my clan. Ever. Please. I'll stay with Sasuke, thank you.
Naruto breaks out of the Uchiha compound the first time he enters Sage Mode, several months in (it took a while to get the privacy) because he feels Sasuke and lbr if Naruto knows where Sasuke is, nothing will stop him.
The Uchiha clansmen cannot catch the errant toddler. They fail to inform Madara until Naruto is already in Senju territory because nobody wanted to admit the toddler outmaneuvered them.
Naruto wasn’t sure how to get into the Senju Compound safely so he just goes full Kyuubi, bounds over the wall screaming SASUKEEEEE at the top of his lungs, and then shrinks back down to Tiny Brat size so he could hug his Bestest Friend Ever and cling like a limpet while Sasuke just sighs and stares at the wall.
Sakura ran after him.
Sai painted a bird and Yamato dragged Kakashi onto it to chase Naruto, because Kakashi is at a point of zen regarding Naruto's bullshit and fully trusts the kid to not die.
Obito refuses to look up from whatever he's doing and asks people why they think he cares.
“We told you to look after the toddlers!”
“Why would you do that? Seems like poor planning on your part.”
Disappears when nobody's looking. Waits until the Ruckus at the Senju compound (where T7 has crashed in to tackle-hug Sasuke and Madara followed in and proceeded to get shouty, and nobody's dead or battling because they're too confused and also it's a comedy) has started to calm down, and then teleports in and demonstrates Mokuton just to make Madara's life harder when the Senju Elders start demanding answers.
His energy is very "I am here to make Madara's life harder" and Madara still doesn't know what he did wrong.
Madara: That brat has a Sharingan!
Tobirama: Well THAT one has Mokuton!
Obito: Yamato has it too.
[angry teakettle noises]
Madara's first response to seeing Sasuke is to turn to Izuna and point aggressively at the toddler while making a tea-kettle noise
"He looks just like you!"
"He's four, he barely looks like anything!"
Naruto, tugging at Madara's hakama: You need to make a village with Hashirama so I can see Sasuke more often, cuz I don't wanna ditch you guys, but I gotta see Sasuke! He's my best friend!
Madara, who is aware that he could fight this child but really doesn't want to, and also knows that a tantrum thrown by Naruto or Sasuke is capable of leveling mountains: Right, yes, we'll get right on that.
tbh Madara wants the village anyway but "The bijuu-whisperer said he wants it to happen" is a great way to push things forward.
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Sometimes Sakura would be called by the Academy to teach advanced medical lessons to aspiring students for a semester. After every written exam, Sakura lets the students ask her any questions before the practical exam.
One time, Sasuke came by the village to give his gathered information from his last mission. He intended to stay at Sakura's office, so that they can go home together. Shizune informed him that she was in the Academy and suggested to go there instead. She gave him the building and room details where she was teaching.
He reached the classroom and knocked on the door. It was an unplanned visit to Konoha, so his family was clueless. He constantly lost the key to their house, so he never really kept one.
Sakura tried to peek at the window but couldn't see the person behind it. She went to the door and opened it slightly.
Sakura: Anata! *louder than what she intended* Y-You're here!
Sasuke: Yeah. Can I stay at your office?
Sakura: Yes.. But you can also just stay here instead.. So you don't need to go back to the hospital.
Sasuke: Hn. *peeks inside*
Sakura: You can stay at that corner where I usually sit. *points at the front seat at the corner*
Sasuke: *nods and goes in*
The students went chit-chatting as soon as he walked by.
"Omg is he sensei's husband?"
"He's so cool!"
"He's so hot!"
"He smells nice!"
Sasuke and Sakura were so used to hearing these things so they almost ignore them. Sakura fixed her desk so he could sit comfortably. She told him to remove his cloak and she hung it on the rack. Her students were making noise.
Sakura: Hey, you were all bored a minute ago. *crosses her arms and smiles*
Class: *became quiet*
Sakura: Let's coninjte with your questions, shall we?
Student1: *raises her hand* Sensei, could you please introduce your husband?
Class: Yes!! *in unison*
Sakura: Right. He is Uchiha Sasuke. The only known living bearer of eternal mangekyo sharingan and rinnegan. We've discussed dojutsu, right? You can say that he's the strongest dojutsu wielder in the world.
Sasuke: *looking down*
Class: Wooh! So great! *asking random questions about Sasuke simultaneously*
Sakura: Hey, you all need to calm down.. *looks at Sasuke, now he's also looking at her* Sasuke-kun, no! *hides her face*
Class: Sensei is blushing! Sensei is blushing!
Sakura: Stoooop! *becomes more red*
Sasuke: *smirks*
Student2: Sasuke-san! Can you show us your dojutsu ability?
Class: Please! Please! Please!
Sakura: Hey, no.. Please don't put him on the spot.
Student3: Sensei, how can we imagine how dojutsu works? We need to see how the bearer uses it.
Class: We agree!
Sakura: Class..
Sasuke: Sakura.. *motions to her to come near him* Maybe we can have a deal. If they all get a perfect score on the written exam, I'll agree.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun.. Ah, class. My husband suggested to have a deal. Get a perfect score then he'll agree.
Class: Not fair, that's too difficult! *more violent reactions*
Sakura: It's a deal then! Sasuke agrees to teach and show you more about dojutsu if you will get 100% on the exam!
---
Sakura: Anata, are you sure about that deal?
Sasuke: Yeah. It's a difficult exam so I guess not everyone will get a perfect score. Plus, they'll stop pestering you about me. Sorry, I should have just stayed somewhere else.
Sakura: No, that's totally fine, Anata! I liked that you were in the classroom with me.
---
Little did Sasuke know, Sakura made the exam easier because she also wanted to see him teach. She also reviewed her students every time they had a class.
She sent him a note:
Anata,
My entire class got a perfect score. Please prepare your lesson plan. >.<
Can't wait to see you, sensei.
Love,
Sakura
"This is ridiculous," he thought. "You underestimated them, Sasuke! That was so stupid!"
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An au where Sakura is the one who gets the crush on Lee (not that lee rejects it like sakura did in canon- hes so flustered he doesnt know what to think at first everyone thinks hes a loser but not sakura omg) and its just kakashi and sakura day dreaming about their men taking turns making compliments but it applies to gai and lee so they both sigh dreamily afterwards and keep goinnd everyone around them just... you weirdos...
Sakura genuinely doesn’t know about Lee until he approaches Sasuke for a match before the chunin exams. She doesn’t think much about him at first honestly, neither good nor bad, but seeing him in action? How smoothly he moves in battle and how swiftly he’s able to take down both of her teammates as if it’s no problem? She’s damn impressed.
And then over the course of the chunin exams, she gets to know him. He helps her protect her team against attack, watches him in the battle against Gaara. It’s a lot to take in and before she knows it there’s this warm feeling in her chest whenever she thinks about Lee.
after the chunin exams, while Lee is healing in the hospital, Sakura goes to visit him with flowers. She’s hoping to find him healing, but not at all surprised to find him outside trying to work out instead. Even with a broken leg and nurses telling him he likely won’t be a shinobi anymore, he refuses to give up. And honestly, she really likes that about him.
well the two of them are hanging out enjoying some conversation, Sakura can’t help but blurt out her feelings. Tell Lee that she really admires and likes him. Lee is flustered. he has never had someone say that they thought he was admirable and cute. That had had a crush on him. He does not know how to process.
Nothing comes out of it of course. There’s a month of training, and then all shit hits the fan and everything feels terrible.
Sakura still goes to train under Tsunade, but she also continues to train under Kakashi whenever he’s not on missions. One thing Kakashi does for her when he does have to go on missions though is asking Gai to help her with her taijutsu training.
This means a lot more time spent with Lee, and oh boy is that crush just getting worse.
By the time Naruto gets back from his training, Sakura’s crush has just gotten worse. She loves spending time with lee. Training with him, getting coffee with him, just relaxing together. No matter what it is they’re doing she gets that same warm feeling in her chest.
For a while, she thinks it’s just her. That everyone else might think she has lost her mind and just needs to ‘find someone better. But then she goes to meet Lee for training one day and finds Kakashi-sensei sitting nearby watching Lee and Gai. Eyes glued on Gai.
Not wanting to interrupt the spar already going on, she decides to take a seat beside her sensei and watch as well.
And then it happens.
She’s watching Lee as he dodges under Gai’s kick and before she can stop herself she sighs that dreamy sigh and says “He’s so handsome”. As soon as she realizes what she said, she feels her heart stop. Kakashi-sensei is a tease. he’s never going to let her live this down. He’s going to make fun of her until the day she dies about this.
But instead of hearing a laugh, or a jab at her expense, Sakura instead watches as Kakashi-sensei sighs and says “He really is” before really tuning into what just happened and looking at Sakura.
Now, Sakura knows he’s not talking about Lee. that would be gross and she would punch her Sensei, plus he wasn’t looking at Lee when he said it. His eyes were squarely on Gai-Sensei.
and Oh boy is she loving this. Not only can her sensei NOT tease her about her crush, but she’s not alone. There’s someone else who suffers from the love of a bowl-cut powerhouse.
The next hour is spent with the two of them just sitting there talking about all of the things they love about their bowl-cut sporting beauties.
Sakura: He’s just so dedicated and strong. I don’t think I have ever seen anyone work as hard as him to become a shinobi.
Kakashi: And sweet. Gai’s such a sweetheart. Always looking out for me.
Sakura: And the smile
Kakashi: oh the smile. So bright and warm.
Needless to say, the two of them just end up sitting there the entire time complimenting their respective crushes. by the time Gai and Lee even realize they’re there they’ve made an entire list of all the things they adore about them.
The two of them also have enough blackmail on each other that they will be acting super sweet to the other person for years to come. There’s no way they want anyone else to know that conversation they had. It needs to stay between them.
But it does help Sakura gain the confidence to finally ask Lee out on a date. If her weirdo of a Sensei can get a boyfriend, surely she can too. Right?
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azzie watches naruto— episode 5
Oh No Oh Fuck
(notes: NOTHING)
every time i watch the opening i die when narutos like “CAWM ONNN”
also the part it says “in fighting and in love” it shows sasuke with naruto so in conclusion i think thats gay
ah right i forgot the last ep ended with murder
kakashi getting mowed down
SUCK it was a LOG
sasuke is a monkey-?
sakura being obsessed with sasuke is scary
OH NO DID SHE GET KILLED
she looks mind controlled
THIS IS A DREAM RIGHT
SASUKES DYING AHAHAHAHA
kakashi likes to freak out girls lmao
sakura honey, this is where simping gets you~
SASUKE GOT A HITTT GOOD JOBB
but he dint get no bell uh uh
“THERES NO TIME TO READ MAKEOUT PARADISE”
sakura…stahp…
NARUTO its a trap isnt it? the lunch
oh fucc sasuke got that chakra
OH FUCC
HES LIKE A DAMN SKYRIM DRAGON
kakashi’s exactly like gabriel agreste in adriens life
*always disappearing*
sasuke became a sand mermaid god bless
aw kakashi gets to read makeout paradise <3
NARUTOS LITTLE “EHEHE” IS JUST SO FUNNY I CANNOT
sakura- SAKURA NO
sasuke is such an oblivious bean i-
sakura’s inner demon is back! love of my life
OHOHO IS SHE TRYNA OUTWIT HIM
omg sasukes demon guy looks like a twelve kizuki lmao
TIMES UPP YALL FAILED
“all i did was lay unconscious???” wahaha
YESS ITS SAKURAS INNER DEMON <3
fucking WHAT KAKASHI
this is some fucking brutal honesty
OWO LORD LESBIANNNB!!!
s q u i r t s
SASUKE STOP TRYNA KILL HIM OMG
“sASukE kUnNNnNnNnnn!!!!”
oh theyre supposed to work together
ITS CALLED FOUND FAMILY YOU FOOLS
B R A I N L E S S
SAKURA IS SMORT
kakashi calling out sakura’s simping lmao
KAKASHI WAT
wtf
OH HES KIDDING LOL
kakashi is sadistic as fuck istg
THE DEAD NINJAS
naruto you want ur name on there now???? huh????????
ohohoho extra chance??? noice
LMAO “dont let naruto have any”
IRUKAAAAA
LESBIANNNN
ive decided that iruka is also a lesbian OwO
imagine if naruto still had diarrhea
AHAHA SASUKE THATS GAY
“here have my lunch <3” THATS SO GAY CMON
sakura having troubles giving lunch is funnee
naruto simping zenitsu style
OH NO KAKASHI IS HERE FOR MURDER
OH NOEEEEE
rip team seven god bless
SQUAD GOALS OMGGG
OMG THEY PASSED YEAHHHHHH
thats cute ngl
kakashi like “i like these lil rats ima keep em”
SAKURAS PRECIOUS LITTLE SMILE I CANT
SASUKE SMILED WAAA
naruto being a sailor moon character lmaoo
YESSSSSS SAKURAS DEMON I LOV
@mantabanter THERE WE GOOO! this was such a wacky episode i cant. i loved it sm tho
like i am already in love with these idiots and its been FIVE EPISODES-
anyway watch out for ep 6!! soon!! (i need to write a bunch of shit)
oH and i finally made imogen’s team- theyre called team zeila hehehe
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OMG YAY REQUESTS ARE OPEN! i have 1 requrest (it's quite long and detailed). this occurs in AU where Itachi is living happily with no massacre, and let's imagine this happened when all characters are olde and legal.What if Itachi and Kakashi falls in love with the reader. but Itachi gets to them first and they become a couple. cue sad Kakashi :( THEN 2 years later, Itachi and s/o breaks up (probs due to problems with uchiha elders or something) pt.1
Hey there! To keep this from becoming multiple chapters and from feeling redundant, I’m just going to focus on the latter parts of this request!
Recommended listening:
You were glad to be having lunch with Sakura. The one-on-one girl time was much needed (even if she was quite a bit younger than you, she was still a valued friend), and you were convinced she was the only non-biased person left in Konoha. As both Kakashi’s student and Sasuke’s girlfriend, she didn’t care who you dated in the village so long as you were happy, and she saw either man as a viable option for you. You were just grateful she wasn’t trying to subtly (or, in Guy’s case, not so subtle) push you either way like everyone else was.
“I got a letter from Itachi,” you told her. “If he apologizes one more time, I think I’m gonna vomit.”
Sakura gave you a sad smile. “Sasuke says he’s not taking it well. Sasuke also told him that he shouldn’t have dumped you in the first place if he knew he would regret it.”
“Sasuke has a good point,” you said as you sighed into your bento.
“They both love you,” Sakura said. “Kakashi-sensei would never admit it, but Ino and I would always catch him staring at you when you were in the same room. And Itachi may be as tough as his clan sometimes, but he loves you too. Just go with what makes you happy. You can’t listen to anyone else.”
“Nor do I want to anymore,” you said. “I swear, somehow everyone is in on it. It’s exhausting.”
“We can talk about something else,” Sakura offered. “Did you hear about Shikamaru and Temari?”
Sakura effectively took your mind off of everything, but you were brought right back to it when the stack of letters Itachi had written you faced you when you went to go to sleep. You mulled over his lastest apology again, reminiscing on lazy mornings after missions just kissing and cuddling, but also thinking of what Sasuke told Sakura: “he shouldn’t have dumped you in the first place if he knew he would regret it.”
Itachi had been one of your best friends. He was calm, collected, and mellowed you out when you felt high-strung. He brought out the best in you and helped you grow as a person and as a ninja over the last two years with his strength in battle and his gentle nature once you returned home. His kisses were always gentle yet passionate, and he’d always hold you like he was afraid to lose you.
But then, one day, he told you that needed to change. He said he couldn’t get into too many details, but it was the result of a spat between him and Fugaku, and he ultimately had to do what was best for his Clan.
He held you like he was afraid to lose you, and then he let you go.
Kakashi didn’t test the waters for a few months. He knew you and Itachi had been together for a few years, and he wanted to be respectful both as a man and as your friend. But when you started to regain the pep in your step, you noticed Kakashi actively pursuing you more and more — and apparently, Itachi noticed too, because you had gotten a new apology letter from him every month.
Even though he was the newly appointed Hokage, Kakashi still made time for you. He’d often go out of his way just to say hello to you or walk you home, and he was exceptionally easy to talk to. You could tell he was a bit haunted by the past wars, but so were you. Kakashi had asked you if you’d like to grab dinner with him, and you never laughed more than you did over that bowl of ramen with him.
“May I kiss you goodnight?” Kakashi had asked after he walked you home. You decided to surprise him by initiating the action in response. Kakashi nearly melted into your kiss and your touch, and he didn’t leave until you had locked the door behind you to make sure you were safe.
You put the letter down and sighed. Maybe you’d always love Itachi and be grateful for those two years together, and maybe that was okay. But maybe, you thought, what you loved now was a memory of someone.
Maybe, you thought, you deserved someone who would make you a priority.
The next morning, you went to the academy early so you could swing by the Hokage’s office. As expected, Kakashi was there, and he smiled beneath his mask - you could see it reach his eyes - when you knocked.
“(YN)! Come on in,” Kakashi said. “Good morning.”
“Good morning,” you said. “I just... I wanted to let you know that I had a really amazing time the other night, and I can’t stop thinking about you. So I was hoping you’d like to do that again?”
Kakashi’s heart swelled. He heard the rumors that Itachi was trying to win your heart back over, but much to his dismay, none of the rumors ever seemed to be about how you were feeling.
“I had a really good time, too,” Kakashi said. “I’d love that.”
You felt, for the first time in a long time, confident and like your head was clear. You liked that feeling.
#hatake kakashi x reader#kakashi hatake x reader#kakashi x reader#itachi uchiha x reader#itachi x reader#naruto au#kakashi x reader x itachi#itachi x reader x kakashi
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Here's some nsfw for ya'll ( fem reader )
Sasuke x reader
Tw: degrading , lewd talking, and teasing
For most people today was a normal wednesday, but for y/n her boyfriend a certain uchiha was coming back from a long mission.
You were really excited. Today Sasuke was supposed to get back at 5:00 and you were preparing onigiri and roasted tomatoes. (Did I mention that you decided to wear sasuke shippuden outfit titties allll out). It was 4:59 when the door swung open. You heard the door close and you felt the warm feeling you had been longing for. You turned around and sasuke got a fulll view. The look that flashed on his face was Hunger.
Hey sasuke want some dinn---
Sasuke picked you up and in the speed of light you were in the bedroom.
Sasuke slammed you on the bed and you let out a small moan. He caught your lips in a heated kiss. He liked your bottom lip asking for entry. You decided to tease him just a little and denied. You felt something snake around all the way to your ass. There was a tight squeeze, you moaned into the kiss and sasuke entered. When you broke for air he started kissing and biting your neck. Leaving love bites all the way down that you'll definitely have to hide in the morning to avoide sakura's teasing. Sasuke worked fast and snatched the purple rope and the entire outfit came undone. For a moment he just stared
Sasuke stop starring-y/n
He just smiled a little watching wriggle under him made him harder. He undid his pants and took his shirt off. He wanted to tease you just a little , he missed the little noises you would make. He grabbed your breast and sucked. It aroused you. It made you sooo much wetter , you reached down and tried to pump sasuke but he grabbed your hand and said
Aaa silly SLUT you WAIT- sasuke
Mmm- y/n
You moaned at Sasuke lewd words. He tightened his grip on your hard nipple and you whimpered.
Sa-sasuke p - p- please- y/n
Beg y/n- Sasuke
Mmm-hn pp-p please sasuke ease hn- y/n
Thats all it took sasuke lined up with your dripping entrance and pushed in.
Mmm hn sassukee - y/n
Sasuke started to thrust in and out he grabbed onto your hips and started to trust faster at a ungodly pace
Hmm hn ah Sasukke ri-ght ttthere - y/n
You couldn't even form sentances corectly. Then he hit a certain spot.
Sasuke rright there ppplease omg- y/n
He obeyed and started to angle himself to hit right there. Every time your skin slapped he groaned a little.
Ngh sasuke i'mm gonna cum
In the pit of your stomach a familiar ball started to form in your stomach.
SASUKE - y/n
You shouted out in pleasure sasuke helped you ride out your orgasm. A couple more seconds and he came too. He flopped next to you and kissed your forehead.
I love you baby - sasuke
Sasuke said tiredly
I love you too - y/n
you said snuggling into sasuke's arms. Drifting to sleep with the sound of sasuke's heart beat.
This wasn't my best it was kinda rushed but I will do better next time ily!
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Hcs for dating sasuke uchiha
Anonymous: Non massacre Hcs for dating Sasuke uchiha
Sorry if it’s too short for you. I can make it longer. Also I love itachi and he deserves the world UwU
(Sfw) 🖤
- you guys started dating back in your childhood days. UwU
- how you met is actually really funny.
- sasuke was running away from fangirls and he bumped into you.
- sasuke being the bitch he is said something like "get out of my way. brat."
- and then when he looked up and saw you he got all nervous.
- "I- I’m sorry I’m just in a hurry." He quickly apologized and left before his fangirls caught up.
- the next time you saw him was the same way. he bumped into you while running away from fangirls.
- but this time you actually helped him hide and he thanked you.
- and that’s how your friendship blossomed. Which made sakura and ino jealous asf
- you guys started to hang out after that.
- it was simple as walking each other home or walking to the academy together.
- you guys would talk about mostly anything. it was like your way of getting to know each other.
- even after you both graduated the academy you still would walk each other home.
- so on a rainy night when sasuke was walking you home you all of a sudden decided to kiss him.
- it was your first kiss. not sasuke’s lmao he kissed naruto we all know that
- you guys were like 12 at the time so it wasn’t the best. Yes it was sweet but it was only a peck.
- and then he kissed you back.
- and then you both confessed how you felt.
- but that’s how you guys started to date.
- it was unspoken of yet you both knew this meant you were together now.
- since the massacre didn’t happened sasuke introduced you to itachi and his parents at some point.
- his parents loved you and thought you would make a perfect wife for sasuke in the future.
- they didn’t say that of course.
- and itachi thought of you as a little sister.
- you got along with itachi the most tbh.
- but as I was saying. you are always welcome in their home.
- now let’s actually talk about your relationship. you and sasuke isn’t big on pda.
- maybe you guys hold hands and give little pecks on the check but that’s as far as it will go.
- sasuke likes to give you all the affection in private.
- the whole village likes to call you "that emo couple" but I mean... does it bother you? No. That’s what I thought.
- Naruto annoys you both a lot.
- "hey sasuke! Why don’t you ditch your date for today and come hang out with me, neji, kiba, bushy brow, shikamaru, and shino."
- "tch ignore that pathetic loser."
- how sweet he chooses you over the guys. UwU
- Sakura can be a bitch to you tho.
- "hey y/n! I heard you’re dating sasuke and I just thought I’ll let you know that HES MINE so back off!"
- and when you tell sasuke about it do you know what he said?
- "tch ignore that pathetic loser." Ha in your face forehead!
- would he cuddle with you? Yes.
- but as soon as you go to sleep he’ll roll on his back or turn to his own side.
- it’s not that he doesn’t like cuddling. Not at all. He just gets over heated at night so he’ll eventually let go of you if he feels like he’s baking in the room.
- it’s quite funny because you’ll be moving closer to him to get warm and he’ll be moving farther away to keep cool.
- he falls off the bed in his sleep more then you could ever count-
- now we all know emo man doesn’t show much emotion so if you make him crack a smile or laugh. Then you must have a great power because I’ve never seen this bitch smile
- this might come as a shock but duckbutt can actually be funny. Sometimes without trying.
- poor emo man sometimes doesn’t understand why you’re laughing at him and then he’ll get all serious like "what’s so funny?"
- he can get so triggered if you call him "emo man" or "duckbutt" omg 😂
- one time he actually chased you around with his chidori because you called him one of those names.
- after that you learned to never call him it. to his face
- he sometimes still calls you "brat" like the first time you met and while he thinks it annoys you. You actually think it’s cute lmao.
- he’s so whipped for you tho.
- he’ll call you through out his missions to let you know that he’s okay and to make sure you’re okay.
- he thinks it’s cute when you worry for him. (Smh)
- don’t let emo man fool you. he’s a sucker for date nights.
- he likes to take you to a new restaurant or a place you never tried every once a week.
- if not then he’ll help you cook something (I know shocking) or have a movie night instead.
- sometimes you’ll invite itachi to your 'date nights' because you know it pisses off sasuke and plus itachi can be a funny bitch to hang out with.
- you and itachi like to make fun of him alot.
- overall your relationship is wild asf. but I mean... it’s sasuke so what did you expect?
#sasuke uchiha x reader#sasuke uchiha#sasuke x reader#naruto#naruto x reader#hcs for dating sasuke#hcs#request#anonymous
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