Sasuke and naruto kissed in episode 1 and then proceeded to make it everyone else’s problem for another 700 episodes
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"People only ship Sasuke and Naruto because they kissed once and it was just a comedy gag."
Meanwhile the entire series:
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*after a day of training*
Kakashi: Great job, kids! Your endurance is getting better and your techniques are becoming more concise and refined. In another couple of weeks you should be able to --
Sasuke: Why are you standing there lying? I'M doing a great job. MY techniques are improving. *points at Naruto* This guy is still the same loser you started training months ago.
Naruto: Shut up, Sasuke! You've got those cheater-eyes! ANYTHING you do is easy when you have eyes that do everything for you, dattebayo!
Sasuke: Tsk; even blind-folded I could train circles around you. Dobe.
Naruto: Oh, yeah?! Well -
*the two get into a heated argument while Kakashi and Sakura stand off to the side*
Sakura: You know, I've been thinking, and I think I know a way to end this constant fighting.
Kakashi: Do whatever you have to do, child. Those two are getting on my last nerves.
Sakura: Oi! You guys! Remember that time you kissed at the academy?
Sasuke, blushing: You mean the time HE attacked ME for no reason?
Naruto, also blushing: I didn't attack you, I got pushed into you! I'd n-never kiss you on purpose like that!
Sakura: But what if you did? What if you guys DID kiss on purpose? Who do you think would be better?
Naruto: Me, of course. Sasuke just sat there like a tree last time!
Sasuke: Yeah, well, your mouth tasted like miso and spoiled milk!
Naruto: Doesn't matter; I'd STILL be better than you!
Sasuke: No you wouldn't!!
Naruto: Oh, yeah?! *grabs Sasuke and kisses him* Take that, asshole!
Sasuke: What the hell? That was TERRIBLE! A GOOD kisser knows to do it softer, and more gentle, like ... *takes Narutos face between his hands and gives him a demonstration*
Naruto, blushing fiercely: T-that still wasn't great, Sasuke. You need to put some force behind your lips, like -- *kisses him to show him what he means*
Sasuke: W-well ... well you didn't touch my face or my hair or anything! It needs to be more like --
*the two go quiet as they demonstrate different techniques on each other*
Sakura, to Kakashi: See? What'd I tell you?
Kakashi:
Kakashi, tearing up and patting Sakura's head: You truly are my favorite student ...
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MOVE OVER EVERYONE I CAN DRAW KISSING
ITS OVER FOR YALL./j
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kishimoto showing his editors how his two totally straight MCs are going to meet
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I did it, I made them kiss ~
I redrew this like 4 times and I’m still not happy with it…I’ll probably try again soon >.<
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