I just started working on “Afasia” the third book of the Nova Apocrypha Vulgata series. I know, why posting as a first excerpt a piece coming from the third book? Meh, I don’t really know, I just liked it that much that I chose to translate it, so please, keep in mind that the original language in which this was written is not English, but Italian (second pic).
Devils run on a different frequency than us. It’s a very dark frequency. It’s the frequency at which the brain runs when you do evil things. It’s like their prayer to Satan. That’s why Satanists have to do rituals for their devils because that’s their devotion for them. Whereas good people operate on different frequencies and that’s how they worship God.
*puts on the clown shoes* looks like I will have to sell my soul for bunny boy Satan
BUNNY BOYS BUNNY BOYS BUNNY BOYS
Yeeeeees that is very cute :3
i love the idea of satan, but if he existed in the human world, a guy who probably spends his time on reddit and is into neko cosplay, i would want to smash his face into a wall
I’m really glad that this site exists becuase where else would I be able to talk about wanting to get boned by eight different versions of the Devil?
A verdade é que quando achei que tinha alguém realmente se importando comigo . No fundo era só a mesma empolgação da novidade . Quando deixo de ser novidade e quando começo a me expressar , todos se afastam . Todos repetem como sou exagerada e vivo no passado , como fico remoendo sentimentos , como procuro problemas . No fim eu tô sempre sozinha e só eu me entendo. Eu espero que chegue o dia que eu esteja satisfeita comigo mesma .
Ok, hi, here’s things that Satan called his brothers when he was a baby cause brainrot
when he was physically around five he progressed to calling him Luci
Mammon teases him for it
The first time this happened, Levi cried
‘Ammo’ is an inside joke between the brothers
Yeah, um Beel isn’t that hard of a name to remember
Whenever Belphie wants to be carried to his room and Satan is the only one around he says stuff like “C'mon, carry Beppie” and Satan proceeds to yell at him
they’re going through a nasty divorce
Random metal band: “oh no, we aren’t satanic at all. Where on earth do people get a silly idea like that? UwU”
Same metal band: *plasters inverted pentagrams and 666 all over LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING to look edgy*
Gee I wonder 🙃🙃🙃