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[saorikuhara39]

Feb 2022 issue of B'sLOG Obey Me translation Japan Release 1st Anniversary Special

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Feb 2022 issue of B'sLOG Obey Me translation Japan Release 1st Anniversary Special

(On sale during Dec 2021)

<Hit on 'em!>

'If it makes you swoon, it's their win!'

All characters are challenged to "hit on your special someone who has spent the year with you with the sweetest words of all"!

Who makes your heart race the most? Let's take a look at them and their pick-up lines over the past year.

ENTRY NO.1: LUCIFER

I never thought that you would become someone who is indispensable to me.

I know you have been through a lot of hardships over the past year, but I thank you for your sincere support to me and my younger brothers.

I feel relieved when I see you smile, so keep being by my side.

Lucifer's Unforgettable Pick-up Lines:

*Lines are taken directly from their Devilgrams and are official translations.

Lucifer [A Brief Respite] -

I suppose you can stare at me as much as you like...

...as long as you do something about that grin of yours.

Seeing that look on your face makes it difficult to hold back.

ENTRY NO.2: MAMMON

Lucifer [Braids and Purple Flowers] -

I presume that’s because you desire as much?

And judging by how increasingly ensnared I’ve been getting, you desire me quite strongly at that.

Well, do as you please. It’s not like I have much say in the matter at this point.

Mammon's Unforgettable Pick-up Lines:

Ya have had a great time with me this past year, haven't ya?

I'll make ya smile even more in the future, so don't ya ever leave me.

After all, ya chose Mammon as your first, and I ain't makin' ya regret it!

Mammon [You Always Ride Shotgun] -

Whenever I’m with you, my feelings just keep runnin’ wild.

It’s your fault that I can barely think straight, ya know.

ENTRY NO.3: LEVIATHAN

Mammon [Mammon at The Office] -

Your lips recharged my batteries tenfold...

But I could use a bit more...

Leviathan's Unforgettable Pick-up Lines:

Even though I'm a gloomy, shut-in, Devildom's trash of an otaku, I can hold my head up and say this with confidence.

I won't lose to anyone else when it comes to stanning you.

So... please let me keep on stanning you to the fullest!

Leviathan [Skiing for Two] -

We should go visit a ski resort in the human world sometime, just the two of us!

Just kidding... Unless?

ENTRY NO.4: SATAN

Leviathan [A Virtual Drive] -

I’m going to put the seat back, okay? ...I can take the lead sometimes too, you know!

If you’re wondering where this suddenly assertive character is coming from, you’ve only got yourself to blame!

Satan's Unforgettable Pick-up Lines:

When I'm by your side, I can be myself.

I want to be able to accept all of you, just as you accept my wrath.

I hope you can be yourself...and I hope my presence is that kind of place for you.

Satan [Demonic Pajama Party] -

...You already know my answer, don’t you? Even without my having to say it.

So there’s nothing you need worry about."

ENTRY NO.5: ASMODEUS

Satan [Our Story's Ending] -

I hope that you and I will get a similarly happy ending someday...

Wouldn’t that be wonderful?

Asmodeus's Unforgettable Pick-up Lines:

Hey, you're having a hard time believing you're in love with me, aren't you?

Too bad. You're going to be even more obsessed with me from now on, and you'll be my prisoner forever.

But you have my eyes all to yourself, too. It's a win-win for both of us♪

Asmodeus [Catch the Lost Bunnies!] -

You’re so cute that I want to kiss you all over...

ENTRY NO.6: BEELZEBUB

Asmodeus [Princess Asmo's Escape] -

I like this... Kissing in a secret room. The atmosphere makes it that much more exciting, don’t you think?

Beelzebub's Unforgettable Pick-up Lines:

The food I eat together with you is special.

You are my special, precious, favourite person.

I would be happy if it was the same for you.

Let's eat lots of delicious food together from now on.

Beelzebub [Bunny Café Part-Timer] -

Don’t worry... You have me.

I’ll give you a big hug later.

ENTRY NO.7: BELPHEGOR

Beelzebub [Beel Goes to C.S.!] -

I would do anything if it means I get to see you smile like that.

Belphegor's Unforgettable Pick-up Lines:

I feel at ease around you.

No matter what time of the day, I feel safe when you are around.

Thanks to you, without you I can't sleep peacefully anymore.

You'll take full responsibility for this, right? I won't let you get away from me.

Belphegor [Let's Play Dolls!] -

Are we? I’ve always thought about what it would be like to live together, just the two of us.

ENTRY NO.8: DIAVOLO

Belphegor [Chocolate for You] -

You’re the only one for me.

Diavolo's Unforgettable Pick-up Line:

This past year spent with you has been so exciting.

If it were not for you, I would not have known the feeling of being loved so much.

I am glad that I chose you as an exchange student.

Let's make many fond memories together from now on.

ENTRY NO.9: Barbatos

Diavolo - [A Royal Pajama Party]

I want to see every side of you—especially those you hide from everyone else.

It doesn’t have to be all at once. I merely wish to become someone special to you.

Barbatos's Unforgettable Pick-up Line:

I am impressed that you have made it this far in Devildom.

I never get tired of observing what you do, but please watch that you do not strain yourself too much.

I will always be watching your efforts.

ENTRY NO.10: Luke

Barbatos [Barbatos the Mechanic] -

I usually don’t behave so recklessly, after all.

When I’m with you, I find joy in even the smallest of things.

Luke's Unforgettable Pick-up Line:

What does "hit on 'em" mean...?

Uh, anyway, you're doing a great job, even though the Devildom is a very scary place!

I'll bring you some homemade Maritozzo.

Eat it and show me your smile, which I love!

ENTRY NO.11: Simeon

Luke [Graceful Transformation] -

I’m going to change bit by bit and become cool in a way that suits me.

Simeon's Unforgettable Pick-up Line:

I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes off of you.

I think about you all the time, and even though we have just leave each other, I wanted to see you right away.

It's as if I've been cast a spell that makes me fall head over heels in love with you.

I wish I could cast that spell on you, too.

ENTRY NO.12: Solomon

Simeon [The Legend of the Stars] -

If you stay by my side, I can keep looking forward... That’s how you make me feel.

Solomon's Unforgettable Pick-up Line:

With you, there's never a dull moment. So, will you stay by my side from now on?

Of course, you can always count on me when you are in trouble.

I will be your own personal sorcerer for as long as you want me to be.

Solomon [Solomon the Researcher] -

...I can’t hold myself back anymore after hearing you say that.

Do you realize how badly I’ve been wanting to touch you this whole time?

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[peppertaemint]

I got into SHINee about two months ago and I swear it’s been drama after drama in the fandom ever since. Never known anything like it 😭

Eeks. I've been a fan since late 2019 and I can say that, without a doubt, since the Hard comeback there has been a lot of drama. I think it's an influx of newer fans bringing behaviours from other fandoms.

I saw someone denouncing Key today and they were like, "I just started stanning two months ago but I'm not gonna support this". If they had been around longer, they would have known the contract predates the conflict and the boycott. And no, it's not simple to end a contract early. People asking for that have never had a contract before, clearly.

The thing I find oddest is that people who are fans of his specifically really doubt his character. And I do find it fascinating because good people make mistakes and can be ignorant; it happens all the time (everyday!). So once again I see people acting like he's satan when the man signed a contract long before the current issue... People need to own their mistakes 100%, and I like that SHINee do, but I also think the expectation level is too high. I'd like to know what these people sitting in judgement are doing to help those affected by the MANY ongoing conflicts. Bullying and hashtags are performative. And, I do think it's bullying to dogpile. There are other ways to be heard. And there is so much more you can do to help.

People may not know, but there has been a famine in Yemen since 2016. That's almost 8 years. 8 years of children and babies dying needlessly.

#idk I wish instead of causing these fan dramas people did things to help the problem

[7pacts]

me whenever read my heart comes on for the 20395482 time in one day

#satan #om satan #obey me! #obey me #its for real so good #satan stans we got em #hows it feel to be winning #me #mine #read my heart #i for real have had it on repeat during my breakdown LOOOL #yesterday was my birthday when it came out too so i was like #yeah yeah im crying about getting older and now im double crying over this beautiful song #whoopty whoo

[twonewkidsonesouthpark]

Birthday fic for Buttlord

So, day late, dollar short, but cut me some slack I have TWO birthdays to celebrate the 28th and I’ve been out for the past 12 hours doing so XD

Happy birthday @justcallmebuttlord​, have some cute twin bday fic ^^

“Happy birthday to you,”

“Happy birthday to you,”

���Happy birthday dear Lynnie,”/“Happy birthday dear Lyssie,”

“Happy birthday to us.”

--

Alyssa and Lynnea Ostenmeyer could be forgiven for being confused when they walked downstairs to a veritable feast waiting for them for breakfast. They glanced at each other, identical confusion in their eyes. Finally, Alyssa shrugged, making for the table to sit down. This was hardly the weirdest thing that had happened since the ill-fated ‘hero’ game. With their father having taken up cooking instead of pot brownies, they had a lot better meals (with a lot less drugs slipped into their meatloaf).

“Good morning girls!” Kelly sing-songed, coming into the kitchen.

“Morning mom,” Lynn replied, glancing at Alyssa, Did we slip into an alternate timeline in our sleep or something?

Alyssa shrugged, face clearly as confused as Lynnea felt. Both of them were distracted as two piled high stacks of pancakes were set down in front of them.

“We forgot to tell you, we’re having the house cleaned today, so you’ll have to spend the day out,” Chris said from the counter, cracking a couple of eggs into a bowl of batter, “Hope you don’t mind!”

So, same thing we do every weekend, then? Alyssa took a bite of bacon.

Kelly and Chris shared an indecipherable glance over their heads, “Well, once you’re done with breakfast, get dressed and head out. We’ll message the two of you when it’s all done, okay?”

-

“That was weird, right?” Lynnea asked as they stepped down off their front porch steps, “Like, that wasn’t just me?”

Alyssa shook her head. No, definitely weird. Mom and dad are up to something.

“...you don’t think we have to move again, do you?” Lynnea asked, voice suddenly taking on a panicked edge, “I thought we’d been taking care of the government guys so they wouldn’t notice.”

No, I don’t think so at least, Alyssa cocked her head to the side. It was enough to get Lynn to relax as they headed down the street.

“Wanna see if the guys are busy?” Lynn asked, not waiting before heading across the front yard to Butters’ house and knocking on the door.

Both twins were grateful that it was Mrs. Stotch who opened the door, “Oh! Hello there you two,” she greeted, “I’m afraid Butters is --” Please don’t say grounded, “--n’t home right now.”

“Oh, that’s alright,” Lynn said, hopping down the steps, “He’s probably at Cartman’s if he’s not here.”

Alyssa nodded, leading the trudge through the snow this time to the next house down, “Hello Dee, Lynnea. I’m sorry, but Eric’s gone out already.”

Curiouser and curiouser, Alyssa thought, nodding and going back down the driveway to meet Lynn.

“Cartman too?” She asked, surprised. Alyssa nodded, “Kyle and Stan’s, maybe?”

Alyssa frowned slightly, but nodded, following her sister down the street.

“Okay, what the fuck,” Lynnea asked emphatically as Mrs. McCormick shut the door, “Is going on today? Butters, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, AND Kenny are all out?”

Can’t get ahold of Clyde’s gang either, Alyssa turned her phone screen toward Lynnea, showing unanswered messages to Clyde, Token, Tweek, and Craig.

“Tricia, Karen, and Ike aren’t answering me, either,” Lynn said, frowning at her phone, “Well… alright, fuck the boys too, they can do whatever it is they’re doing without us. Feel like hanging out with Wendy?”

Wendy’s always cool, Alyssa nodded, watching as her twin’s fingers flew over her phone keyboard, then pause.

“Wendy’s busy too,” she said, “And she went offline after I messaged, what the heck? Since when does Wendy Testaburger go radio silent?”

Ooookay this is officially donkey balls levels of weird, Alyssa frowned, looking at her friends list. Their usual gang of miscreants was all offline… or invisible, she wasn’t sure which.

“This blows,” Lynn muttered. They had relocated to the park, with Lynn peeking into the girls room to see if there’d been a meeting today she didn’t know about in the Sunshine Sparkle Club, but they’d found it empty. So now, they sat on the swings in sullen, confused silence.

Fuck ‘em, Alyssa reached over to squeeze Lynn’s hand, Not the first time we’ve gotten by alone. We don’t need those cock guzzling taint munchers anyway.

Lynn squeezed back, her grip noticeably weaker, as she continued to scroll through her phone. Alyssa rolled her eyes, and grabbed the phone with her free hand, “Hey!”

No more phone for you, you’re just getting upset.

“At least give it back so I can play something while we wait,” Lynn pouted. Alyssa gave her a flat, disbelieving look, “I won’t even open facebook or instagram, okay?”

Uh huh, Alyssa didn’t believe THAT line for a second, but she handed Lynn her phone back. Probably a wise choice, given that it was nearly another two hours before their phones simultaneously ‘pinged’ with messages from either parent that it was time to come home now.

“I’m half tempted not to,” Lynn admitted, skipping a rock across the top of the pond, “But they’d probably just come looking for us like the time we got lost in the forest.”

Given that they discovered that the forest was full of non-linear paths, satanic fauna, and aggressive wolves. Alyssa wasn’t necessarily complaining about THAT particular rescue. But the two of them threw the last of their gathered pebbles skittering across the top of the water’s half-frozen surface before heading back to their street, and past the bus stop back to their home.

Lynnea got to the door first, skipping over all the icy bits of the walkway up the stairs, and stomping her boots free of dirty snow on the mat before shoving the door open and --

“SURPRISE!”

Alyssa isn’t sure which of them react first -- either way, they both had the SAME reaction; time freezes, suspended with the smell that could burn hair off anyone too close by. It was probably a good thing that they were both immune -- sort of -- by now to their particular brand of… superpower.

“Wha -- oh my god,” Lynnea said, as they surveyed the scene that they had just ripped one on, “Oh my god. It’s our birthday.”

...fuck me running, it is, Alyssa realized, looking around the living room.A banner hung above the kitchen doorway reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY in vibrant letters, a veritable mountain of presents below it on the table. It looked like EVERY kid their parents had ever seen them so much as look at for more than a few seconds was in there.

There was a sniffle from beside her, and Alyssa looked over to see Lynn tearing up, “Wh -- whoa, hey, what’s with the waterworks?” she asked, safe to speak with no one to hear her but her twin.

“We -- we’ve never celebrated it before,” Lynn hiccuped, wiping at her eyes.

Alyssa didn’t have time to say much else -- she could feel the air straining around them, like a rubber band about to snap. It was always disconcerting to snap back into place as time began to flow forward again, even if she hadn’t really moved all that much.

“Aw, dude, c’mon!” Stan said, waving a hand over his nose as, with time unfreezing, the smell of using their powers hit the rest of the party as well. Alyssa shrugged at him, scooting around the gaggle of girls that had surrounded Lynnea the moment they’d noticed the burgeoning waterworks, Motherfucker you all should know what happens when you surprise us, you’re lucky you didn’t get hit and we were still out on the step. Now one of you want to explain the fresh FUCK is happening here?

“Your parents invited all of us over,” Kyle expounded without much more prompting than her raised eyebrow.

“Why didn’t you two ever tell us when your birthday is?” Stan asks, which gets him a look, “Okay, why didn’t LYNN tell us when your birthday is, wise ass?”

Alyssa shrugged, You never asked.

“Lame excuse man,” Kenny said, “Wendy had to dig this shit up and suggest the party to your parents.”

And depending on how this goes, I owe that girl SO many cookies, or a punch in the face, Alyssa glanced over the boys’ heads, at the gaggle of girls surrounding her sister, who looked a lot less wet-eyed now, laughing and accepting gentle scoldings for likely the same thing the boys were digging at her about. Wendy caught her looking and grinned unapologetically, ...maybe cookies AND a punch in the face, she amended privately.

“Whatever, not like it’s a big deal anyway,” Cartman grumped, distracting her from Wendy and her smug ass grinning, “No kewl party has girls at it.”

“Dude. They’re twins. And Lynn’s a girl,” Craig deadpanned.

“Y-yeah, it’s b-both their parties, of c-course the girls are gonna be here,” Tweek said.

Cartman huffed, “Whatever. I’m gonna be over HERE, NOT getting cooties,” he said, shuffling off to the other side of the room.

“Ignore him,” Kyle said, rolling his eyes, “He’s just bitter that you two get more presents.”

“And that people actually want to give you presents that aren’t off an itemized list,” Kenny snickered.

Alyssa raised a brow, Okay, gonna have to fill me in on that one --

“Who wants to break the pinata?” Chris called from the direction of the backdoor.

--after I beat a paper mache donkey to death, move it assholes.

#and that's all she wrote #because I could not figure out how to end this better #than having Dee be Dee #and also because I've been out running around having a grand ol' time #from like noon to midnigh #so fuck off #loor I ohpe you enjoy <3

[thelastspeecher]

Superhero/villain AU - Jimmy Snakes

I spent my morning writing this instead of doing chores like I was supposed to.  As for what this ficlet is about?  Well, it’s on the tin.  Enjoy.

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              Stan whistled as he walked up to the door.  Even though he and Angie had lived in this house for ages, he had zoned out flying home from work, and as a result, he’d gone to the place he used to share with Ford before remembering he didn’t live there anymore.

              That was a bit embarrassing.  But not as embarrassing as it was for Ford.  Ford had rushed out of his bedroom, beet red and only in boxers, when Stan entered. Ford’s stammering when he asked what Stan was doing there didn’t ease Stan’s suspicion.  I wonder if he had someone over.  Hmm.  He’s been acting a bit weird lately.  Maybe he’s got a boyfriend he doesn’t wanna tell me about.  Guy’s gotta be a piece of work if Ford’s too embarrassed to tell me, his brother who’s engaged to a supervillain.  Stan sighed.  Whatever. He’ll tell me when he wants to. He could just as easily have been having some “alone time”.  Stan snickered softly.  Something shone in the corner of his eye.  He looked over.  A flashy motorcycle stood in the driveway, next to the Stanleymobile.  That wasn’t there this morning.  Maybe Angie bought it?  That’d be kinda hot.  He opened the door.

              “Ang?” he called.

              “In the livin’ room!” came the response.  Stan stepped inside.  “Oh, and we have a guest!”

              Right.  Stan grimaced.  Angie had warned him that morning that she had a former coworker visiting, who might still be around when Stan got off work.  I hate meeting Angie’s coworkers.  They’re always nice to me, but it’s weird as hell to have the person you threw in jail last week ask you about your plans for the weekend.  Sure, this guy is a former coworker, but he’s still an active villain.  He and Angie just don’t work the same area anymore.  Stan made his way to the living room, deciding to say a polite hello to Angie’s coworker and then leave again.  Maybe I go back to Ford’s place, find out what he was so nervous about.

              “There ya are!” Angie chirped.  She was sitting cross-legged on the light brown sofa, Daisy in her lap.  Her coworker sat next to her, holding Danny. Angie’s coworker was facing away from him, but Stan recognized the leather jacket and bandana.  Stan’s heart stopped.  “Stan, this is James.  ‘Member? I told ya ‘bout him.”

              “Uh.  Yeah,” Stan managed.  “James” turned around.  Stan swallowed.  “H-hey, Jimmy.”  Jimmy Snakes, his ex-boyfriend, peered at him over his sunglasses.  He smiled suggestively.

              “Hey, kitten,” Jimmy purred.  Angie frowned.

              “James, care to tell me why ya called my fiancé that?”  Her tone had a hint of warning to it.  Stan knew from experience that while not a jealous girlfriend, Angie did get territorial when other supers made a move on Stan.  Jimmy chuckled.

              “Relax, Angie.  I’ve moved on from him.”

              “Moved on?” Angie asked.  Jimmy shot another grin in Stan’s direction.

              “Stan and I used to be an item,” Jimmy drawled.  As if upset by this revelation, Danny began to fuss loudly.

              “Hand her over,” Stan said shortly, snatching his daughter from Jimmy. Jimmy raised his eyebrows.

              “Geez, relax.”

              “What the hell are you doing here?” Stan demanded.  He was painfully aware that his attempt to seem threatening was impeded by how he was bouncing Danny in his arms to calm her down.

              “I’m Angie’s former coworker,” Jimmy said, spreading his arms wide.  “I had to come in town for business.  Thought I’d drop by to catch up and hash out an agreement for transporting supplies.”

              “James purchases a lot of stuff from my folks,” Angie said.

              “Since when are you a villain?” Stan asked.  “You weren’t one when we dated.”

              “Yeah, but I never really liked followin’ the rules,” Jimmy said lazily.  “When I became a super, only made sense to go into villainy. I found a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy, set stuff up, and now I’m a regular highwayman.  With a side gig of transporting goods for Mr. and Mrs. McGucket.”  Jimmy raised an eyebrow at Stan.  “What about you, kitten?  You puttin’ those pyrotechnics to good use yet?  Actually, you don’t need to answer.  If you managed to shack up with one of the best villains on this coast, you obviously decided to do the same as me.”

              “No, I didn’t.”

              “Then what do you do?” Jimmy asked.  Stan tensed.

              “I don’t need to tell you.”

              “Fair enough.”

              “How did you become a super?  Did you have latent powers or something?” Stan asked.

              “Nah.  Accidentally summoned a demon, gave him my soul in exchange for abilities, you know how it goes.”

              “…No, I don’t.”

              “Hang on,” Angie said, holding up a hand.  She glared at Jimmy.  “You made a deal with a demon?”

              “And you’ve made politicians mysteriously vanish,” Jimmy retorted.  “Don’t try to take the high road when you rob a bank every Tuesday.”

              “James, my fam’ly might be villains, but we have our standards and morals,” Angie said firmly.  She crossed her arms.  “We’re good Catholic folks.  We don’t like bein’ affiliated with demons or their minions.”

              “Ah, c’mon, Ang, gimme a break.  I don’t let the whole demon thing get in the way of gettin’ the job done. Your folks told me I’m the best transporter they’ve ever had.”

              “We don’t want folks who work fer Satan workin’ fer us.  We know which boss ‘ll come first.”

              “I don’t work for the big S.  Just one of his accountants.”

              “Well, it still stands.  We don’t like contractin’ folks that have another boss.  We like knowin’ that our workers are loyal to us.  It’s fer safety purposes.  We can’t risk our covers gettin’ blown.”  Angie sighed softly.  “Unfortunately, I’m goin’ to have to tell my folks ‘bout this.”

              “Really?  Over that?” Jimmy asked.  “I’ve only been loyal to you guys.”

              “Look, it’s how we run things,” Angie said.  Jimmy scowled.  

              “Bitch.”  Stan tucked Danny into the crook of his arm, then used his free hand to grab Jimmy’s shirt collar and pull him up.

              “Don’t talk to my fiancée like that,” Stan snarled.  Danny giggled loudly, clearly thrilled by what was going on. Jimmy held up his hands placatingly.

              “Geez, geez, fine!  I’ll back off!”  Stan let him go.  Jimmy adjusted his shirt.  He looked around.  A faint breeze was beginning to pick up, and smoke curled from Stan’s sleeve.  “Guess that’s my cue to leave.”

              “You think?” Stan rumbled.  

              “Ang, if your folks do decide to drop me as a transporter, make sure they call to let me know,” Jimmy said.  “I don’t like getting ghosted.”

              “We try to keep up good manners, and good manners includes tellin’ people if they’re fired,” Angie said.  Jimmy looked at Stan.

              “Good luck with the kids and fiancée, kitten.  Never took you for the parenting type, but, eh.  Maybe you’ll surprise me.”  With that, he strolled out of the living room.  The front door opened and closed.  A rumbling started up outside, then faded.

              “I’m guessing the motorcycle I saw when I got home was Jimmy’s,” Stan said, joining Angie on the couch.  Angie nodded.

              “Sorry about that,” she said quietly.  “If I’d known James was yer ex-”

              “It’s fine,” Stan said.  He frowned. “His behavior was weird, though. He was always a bit of a dick, but he never escalated things.  He always insisted on trying to calm people down instead of rile ‘em up.”

              “Yeah, I don’t remember him bein’ so rude the last few times I’ve spoke to him. Maybe it’s the prolonged demon exposure.”

              “Maybe.”  Stan grimaced.  “Your parents aren’t gonna be pissed at me, will they?”

              “Why would they be?” Angie asked, cocking her head.  Stan flicked a crumb of something off Angie’s T-shirt.  It was one of her favorites, with a large salamander emblazoned on the front.

              “Well, I showed up, started talkin’, and next thing you know, your parents lost their best transporter.”

              “Oh, hon.”  Angie took a hold of Stan’s hand.  “Honestly, I think my parents will be pleased ya got him to spill.  Like I said, we don’t affiliate with demonic forces.  Or employ folks already workin’ fer someone with interests similar to ours.”

              “Yeah, but what if he retaliates?”

              “We can take care of ourselves.  Don’t you worry ‘bout that.”  Angie smiled at him.  Stan smiled back.  “So, what took ya so long?  Did ya get lost comin’ home?”

              “I accidentally went to Ford’s place again,” Stan confessed.  Angie chuckled.  “Weird thing, though.  He ran outta his room like a bat outta hell, bright red, in his boxers.”  Angie scooted closer to him.

              “Really?”

              “Yeah.”

              “Think he had someone over?”

              “I think so.  The last couple times we’ve dropped off the girls, I’ve noticed a few things laying around that aren’t Ford’s.”

              “Ooh.”  Angie’s eyes sparkled.  “Maybe he’s found himself a, ah…”  Angie frowned momentarily.  “I don’t want to be presumptive, but I get the feelin’ he’d prefer a male lover over a female.”

              “You’re right.  On both counts.  That was my thought too, that he’s got some boyfriend he doesn’t wanna tell anyone about yet.”

              “Well, give him time,” Angie said.  “He’s yer brother.  He’ll tell ya eventually.  Every time, it takes Lute forever to come clean when he finds a new boyfriend, but he always tells me at some point.”  Angie rolled her eyes.  “Usually months after the fact.  Like, right now, I’m pretty sure he’s at least got a…”  Angie glanced down at Daisy, who was still in her arms.  “Hmm.  Tryin’ to figure out how to phrase it without sayin’ a swear in front of the girls.”

              “He’s got a regular lay?” Stan suggested.  Angie tilted her head.

              “I guess that works.  Yeah, I recognize the signs.  Not all the folks he knocks boots with end up bein’ his boyfriend, but in my experience, when he invites the same person to his bed multiple times, it’s headed into that territory.”

              “Man, Lute is way different from Ford.  I think Ford dated someone in college, but I don’t know who. Meanwhile, Lute’s out getting laid every night.”

              “Pfft.”

              “I’m tempted to sneak back over, see if I can spot anything,” Stan said.

              “I mean, we do need to confirm that he’ll be babysittin’ the girls tomorrow while we’re both at work,” Angie said.  Stan grinned.

              “Wanna come?”

              “It does sound entertaining, but I’ve got to call my parents about Jimmy. And I need to call Lute.  He was s’pposed to kidnap someone today and didn’t. Since I was the one who put him up fer the job, I’ve got the responsibility to follow up on why he didn’t do it.”

              “Okay.”  Stan kissed Angie on the cheek.  “Want me to take Daisy?  She and Danny are both asleep, so I can put them both in their cribs.”

              “That would be excellent, dear.”  Angie kissed him back.  “Have fun haranguing Ford.”

              “I always do.”

#Jimmy's a bit more antagonistic than I usually portray him #he's spent too much time with his soul in the possession of demons #hmm I need to write the scene immediately following this one #where Stan finds out Ford and Lute are together #Superhero/villain AU #Stanley Pines #Angie McGucket #Jimmy Snakes #my writing #ficlet #speecher speaks

[theliterarywolf]

I don't normally extend this kind of logic to characters, but I swear, if Sayaka from Madoka was a dude, EVERYONE would be clowning HEAVY on em then, calling them an incel & all things under that umbrella. Seriously, her whole attitude just screamed the "BUT I'M SUCH A NICE GUY" syndrome. Every time she was bitching, I was just like "UGH can we PLEASE go back to literally any of the other sad girls?" On the other hand, I have mad respect for how Hitomi handled her side, she wasn't fuckin around.

My main issue with Sayaka, whenever I rewarch PMMM, always kicks in at three places:

1. ‘You sold your soul for a boy, bitch, whhhhhyyyyyy?’

“she was so selfless to do so” No she was not, stop giving her this credit. She did it so she would have an in for violin-boy when he got back on his feet. 

And, you know what? Fine! It’s dumb but I wouldn’t be so mad at it if she just owned up to it earlier than when she let herself plummet into despair and turn into a witch. 

Also, please people, don’t let anyone talk about ‘misogyny’ or ‘Bechdel test’ here. It’s really not, Sayaka’s just annoying here. 

Hell, even Bebe making her contract for a cheesecake to give her sick, emotionally-distant mother but immediately falling into despair afterwards when she realizes ‘Wait, why didn’t I use my wish to cure my mom’s cancer?!’ is a better show of character, as tragically-ironic as it is.

2. ‘HITOMI GAVE YOU A CHANCE, BITCH, WHHHHYYYYY?!?!’

It’s not like Hitomi just swooced right in out of nowhere, she gave Sayaka a chance to say ‘Yeah, I want that violinist D,’ before she hit him up. Sayaka, on this pretentious, self-centered, faux self-sacrificial kick, said ‘Nah, fam, go on ahead. Peace be with you -- *the second Hitomi hooks up with violin-boy* Wait, no, I changed my mind but I’m too much of a woobie to admit I fucked up..!’

I know the counterargument here is ‘oh, she was feeling depressed due to finding out the truth about being a magical girl/Hitomi chose a really bad time to do this’. 

S... S... Sayaka had a loooooooong time to get with V-boy (look, I don’t remember his name and I’m not going to bother to look it up) before shit hit the fan. She just... didn’t? It was almost like she was expecting the world to stop and center around her once she became this idealized magical girl and that everything would go by her time. Bitch, the world exists and moves outside of you and your shit choices!

3. “B-but she’s just a hormonal teenager~!” SO JUST FUCK HOMURA, MADOKA, MAMI, AND KYOKO, RIGHT BITCH?!

When people bring up Sayaka’s age and hormones and whatever, I just have to scream because, like, Mami was probably Sayaka’s age when she got into that car crash and made the contract so she wouldn’t fucking DIE

Kyoko was younger than Sayaka when she made her contract to save her father’s controversial church standing

Madoka was Sayaka’s age when she ACTUALLY SELFLESSLY sacrificed herself to become GOD for the sake of all magical girls everywhere

Homura was Sayaka’s age when she made her contract so she could essentially sacrifice her life over and over again to try and keep Madoka from meeting a miserable demise. 

Someone: ‘What about when she became evil-lesbian-Satan?’ 

Okay. Okay, yeah, BUT! That was only after the core events of the series. 

Pardon this butchering of English but Sayaka Ain’t Shit. And I really wish that people would stop stanning her, Jesus.

#if she's your favorite Madoka character fine #but this is more about how some of her actions are just so BAD #and how some people look over that just to rave about her #Anonymous #replies

[alastaircarstairsdefenselawyer]

Ghosts of the Shadow Market Review!

My first book of the Read to Roll challenge is Ghosts of the Shadow Market by Cassandra Clare, Sarah Rees Brennan, Maureen Johnson, Kelly Link, and Robin Wasserman. 

Look at Jem! I love my son!

Here we are at the pond! Fun fact: Cassandra Clare allegedly lives in the town next to mine. I kinda really hate it. 

I actually finished reading this a while ago, but I got caught up with school and the library book is due tomorrow, so I guess we’re doing this review tonight, bitches! 

First: I LOVED this book!! I have my issues with CC and it took me literally took me like 9 months to finish reading QOAAD (which I also enjoyed, I just couldn’t get through) but I FLEW through this book! I think maybe the short story format just fits my brain a bit better. I’m gonna break this down by story:

Cast Long Shadows

Matthew!! My child!! I want to hug you so much!! 

This story stood out to me as particularly hopeless, especially compared to the rest of the stories. It ended in total despair, and I understand Matthew did something VERY VERY BAD but he is a dumb child and dumb 15 year olds do a lot of dumb things so 

I really hope he gets some sort of resolution in TLH

This bitch deserves happiness 

Also he’s defo not straight?? like no straight boi is THAT into oscar wilde

i kinda ship him with thomas

Every Exquisite Thing

SOOO PURE!!!!!

WE STAN SUPPORTIVE PARENTS!!!!!!!!!

This story was like a breath of fresh air compared to the last

It doesn’t really connect to the overarching plot at ALL (every other story does, correct me if I’m wrong) but i’m okay with it because anna lightwood is incredible and deserves all of the respect 

the only bit that kinda not really relates is the talk about tessa’s demon parent? which is lowkey implied to be like... actually satan?? ahhhh????

That last bit with Cecily was just so beautiful. again. 

I TOLD YOU THE BLUE WAISTCOAT WAS THE ONE

I’m just imagining them just in bed one night and one of them was like ‘our daughter hecka gay’ ‘what should we do’ ‘well we gotta buy her a suit that actually fits her obv. she can’t keep walking around in clothes that don’t fit, also they’re gross’ ‘i actually already went to the tailor down the block and made a list of the ones i think she would look best in’ 

I know ariadne broke annas heart but also i feel really bad for her. being a brown lesbian in 2019 is hard enough. she lost her parents and she doesn’t want to lose what she has left. i hope she also gets some sort of closure in TLH. i would be content with her and charlie having a charlotte and henry thing going minus the pining and falling in love. they’re married but it’s just business and they can pursue whomever on the side

also isabelle do you realize that necklace you’re wearing was once owned by queer QUEEN anna lightwood?????

Learn About Loss

this story was a little slow, but very necessary for introducing the lost herondale plot

emilia is so fucking badass 

the last scene with will and jem was so pure and wholesome. i’m so mad that they were robbed of so much time together. 

A Deeper Love

this story was just anxiety

like obv i knew jem wasn’t going to die but the CLIMAX 

can kit pls have some heart to heart with catarina in twp! like she deserves some closure! like she can just tell him some stories and he can understand a bit more of where he comes from

jem deserves all of the hugs 

i just want to scream YOU GET MARRIED! YOU HAVE A CHILD! IT WILL HAPPEN! 

The Wicked Ones

this story was,, uh,, something

i’d say it ties with cast long shadows as the most depressing 

so basically, celine was horribly abused her entire life by the people who should have taken care of her, her trauma was exploited by another abuser so that she too became incredibly manipulative and potentially abusive, and then she killed herself (was murdered?) and her child was ripped from her corpse to be abused throughout his entire childhood as well

it was cute seeing kit’s parents! they were so cute! what happened. 

Son of the Dawn

baby alec! baby izzy! baby jace! baby baby max! 

i’m not a big jace fan, but ugh i just wanted him to get the love that every child deserves! 

i can’t believe raphael santiago was alec lightwood’s sexual awakening

“brother let him see my rack-ariah” 

lily chen deserves the whole goddamn world

jem CARVED WILL’S INITIALS INTO HIS STAFF

FULL HOMO

The Land I Lost

gotta admit that i wasn’t too hype about this one bc i’m kinda tired of all of the malec narratives, but it was cute

“JEM I’D-LOVE-TO-CLIMB-’EM-CARSTAIRS” (this has to be my favorite) 

once again i love lily chen with all my heart and she deserves all of the happiness and none of the shit that the world has given her 

also??? lily breathed, “cortana.” this girl was GAY for CORDELIA CARSTAIRS

BLESS THE COME AND STARE FAMILY

i love how this small child who hates everyone just physically attached himself to alec and would not let go 

cordelia carstairs was lily’s sexual awakening and you can’t change my mind

SLEEP LILY I’LL WATCH THE DOORS alec lightwood being the PAL lily deserves

THAT BITCH! poor matthew. he was still dumb but he was played by some bitch who couldn’t separate her person grudges and an entire race of people

i love how magnus saw this child run into his home with alec nowhere in sight and was like “guess he’s my son now” 

Through Blood, Through Fire

rosemary ;_;

that’s so fucking depressing like you abandoned your family and it bought them like 3 days max 

i think it’s a little weird that tessa now has some of kit’s mother’s memories and is adopting him but also i guess it’s kinda nice? 

both jem and tessa have actually almost died searching for you, kit, and i don’t think either regret a single thing they did to lead themselves to you

jem and tessa are in LOVE and they’re having a BABY

The Lost World

JEM AND TESSA ARE IN LOVE AND THEY’RE HAVING A BABY

ty u really did fuck up didn’t u

but he’s got a pet now so that’s nice

livvy ;_; 

i really hope they find a way to release her in twp 

i don’t think ty wants it, but things will come to a head. she’s not happy as a ghost. 

kit and ty are so fucking dumb just talk to each other!!

it’s so fitting that kit gave them the heron pendant

both in a sense of continuity and in the complexities of his feelings - on one hand it belonged to his mother, someone cared very much about him but on the other, it failed to save her

Forever Fallen

i ship kit with a family that loves him

jem just talks to him and is just internally like ‘wtf has everyone in your life done wrong’ 

jem and tessa: you are WORTHY and DESERVING of LOVE, BITCH! 

i want all of the domestic herondale-carstairs family 

i think i read the scene where jem and tessa put all of their stuff in kit’s room like 10 times it had me so shook 

“WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE MORE PRECIOUS TO US THAN YOU” 

WE STAN SUPPORTIVE PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janus is as annoying as real jace 

lily be safe bby ily this is gonna end baaaaad 

the scene at the end where jem tells kit that where there is love there is no need for gratitude also has me shook bc we’ve been talking about this a lot in my spanish class, about how so many of us are trained to be complacent and to show gratitude for things that should be a given

Overall, I really enjoyed the book even though some parts bored me and I kinda skimmed through. I’m reading Girls of Paper and Fire now, so we’ll see when I finish that! 

#ghosts of the shadow market #gotsm #cassandra clare #readtoroll #read to roll #readathon #booklr

[friendly-challenges-everywh-blog]

Come On Down 2018 Calendar

Start date Sept 1st end date Sept 30th

9/1 Phone Destroyer PHONE DESTROYER! Both an awesome attack made by Call Girl and a South Park mobile game.

9/2 New Kid We have all been the new kid in town at one point or another. Why not take the time to share your experience. Or if you prefer make something for a new kid you know. With creators permission of course, and be sure to give credit.

9/3 Powers Many characters have had powers both imagined and real so take a moment to show them off.

9/4 Constellation Craig and Kevin have been known for liking space. Leo is butters actual name and a star sign. Maybe you have a headcanon for a characters star sign or maybe you can just imagine them in space.

9/5 Heroes/Villains The boys and girls of South Park have each had their share of heroism and and villainy. Whether they were playing the hero/villain or being a victim to one of the many rouges in South Parks gallery.

9/6 One Hit Wonders You know, those characters that show up in one episode but live on forever in the fandom. Yeah them, give em some love.

9/7 Oh my god you killed Kenny/Kenny Death The kids died in a million different ways, what was one of your favorites. Or what’s a death we have yet to see.

9/8 Favorite Episode/s Bet you struggle for several minutes trying to pick just one. That’s okay it’s hard I still can’t settle on one.

9/9 Foreign Kids Those kids that transfer in from everywhere Idaho, Canada, England, Hell, etc. Let’s give them their own day.

9/10 Favorite Character/s Don’t give yourself an aneurysm over this one. It is perfectly acceptable to have more than one favorite.

9/11 Goth/Happy Birthday Butters You know the kids that hang out behind the school and smoke, be a conformist and make something. Or maybe you’ve always been curious to see what it would be like if one of the other characters went goth. Alternately it’s Butters birthday today so give that little guy a shoutout.

9/12 You Know I Learned Something Today/Screw You Guys I’m Going Home South Park has morals? What did you learn from these many episodes. Alternate theme Being done with today's adventure. Let’s take a look at what was happening at home during some of these shenanigans.

9/13 SOT day Let’s go on another great journey with the fellowship shall we.

9/14 Weapon of Choice Every Character has wielded a weapon at one point or another. Knives, guns, chainsaws, bazookas, and more. What’s your weapon of choice for them.

9/15 Alternate Outfits Many fads have run amok in South Park. From every guy going metrosexual to the boys having their own wrestling federation. What was one your favorites.

9/16 Siblings Let’s take a moment to appreciate the siblings in South Park both younger and older. After all shit effects them just as much as the main boys at times.

9/17 Pets Craig has Stripe, Stan has Sparky, Butters has his minions, and Kenny has literally every rat in South Park. Think someone deserves a pet? Then give them one.

9/18 Adult Swim They give terrible advice and fuck up a lot but the adults in South Park could use some love too. Alternatively try drawing some of your favorite kids as adults.

9/19 Vamp Kids The mortal enemy of the Goth’s and definitely not Emo. These kids are cool enough to star in a DLC why not show your appreciation for them.

9/20 The Girls The girls are back in town. We do tend to focus on the boys a lot but South Park has some awesome girls running around kicking ass.

9/21 Chef Well hey there children. Chef needs no introduction but deserves his own day.

9/22 Sloppy Seconds Let’s dedicate a day to your second favorites. The characters you like but don’t quite make the favorite list. The episode that you love but got beat by another. South Park has a lot of content after all.

9/23 Heaven and Hell Both Satan and Jesus have made appearances in South Park. Our favorite characters have visited Heaven and Hell. And even Tweek has an imp costume.

9/24 Musical Numbers “Oooooooh Kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch”. Come on we all got our favorite musical number, shout yours!

9/25 OTP/SBFFs Go on, do something for your favorite pairing both you and your ship deserve it. Don’t have and OTP then keep it platonic and show off who you think are Super Best Friends Forever.

9/26 Meet Some Friends of Mine Free day make what you want.

9/27 Rare Pair Take a moment to put some characters together that you rarely see in the same place. Or make that rare ship a reality.

9/28 Season 22 Episode 1 As of the 26th the first episode of the new season started. I gave you some time to take it all in, now shout it all out!

9/29 Crossover Send those dorks to Hogwarts, give them a gemsona. Do whatever you want it’s crossover day.

9/30 Fan AU You know what’s really cool about this fandom all the sweet AU’s people have made. Show some appreciation for those AU makers and create some content for them! Make sure to give credit if you know the source of the AU. Or go out on a limb and make your own, the possibilities are endless.

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#ComeOnDown2018 #comeondown2018

And remember if you have a question then just ask at me bro!

#ComeOnDown2018 #event calendar #mod post #mod mystery #get hyped

[sugar-petals]

Hi, darling! Could I request a gif reaction of the boys when you're a bit loud in bed? Could it be smut but kinda funny? Thank you very much, keep being inspired, I love your writing! (I also am a Yoongi's stan :D)

Warnings: Excessive bad crack, swearing, epilepsy advisory for Namjoon’s gif?

Jimin

Evil ass Satan came to this rotten earth and he has a name. Park Pouty Jimin! Underworld sex servant disguised as an angel and part-time stripper bottom… who loves to make you scream and shout… and let it all out. He has a way with words and the jiggly buns to bibbidi bobbidi back it the fuck up. You think he didn’t plan making you lose control riding on those glamazon thighs? How naïve. And he even thinks that he should work harder for it. 

Taehyung

“What can I say. Dick too nice. Hands too skilled. Dirty talk on point.” And all at once. Diddly darn Tae-hung got the ABC of sex figured out. As usual: resident jack you o… I mean jack of all trades. The low-down has you gasping for breath a solid minute, continuing with moans even you didn’t think your voice was even mildly capable of. Even Hoseok is quaking one floor below. Banging the ceiling with a broomstick to get you rabid gorillas shut the frick up. 

Jin

Oh my stress. If that hasn’t already happened because even Supreme Boi has more lines than him… Jin is losing it. Completely. Well, just like you. Panic, panic! Why are you screaming so much? He stops thrusting immediately. “Calm it, Kim. Just hit the right spot.” — “Yah! That was scary. You’re possessed!” — “By you, fucking hell! Let’s go, you ready?” — “Yes what, can we go on?” Well, by all means, the night is young!

Yoongi

[Breaking News] Daegu man cardiac arrests horny and screaming gf with wriggling tongue. Exits operating room bragging verbatim: “Yeah that’s right. I did that.” Girlfriend sues and champions Daegu man later on trial to a crippling fine of three dollars and unlimited sentence to get even more head. Daegu man comments with sly smile in front of press: “Swag, ya suckers.” Experts state further hospitalization is to be expected.

Hoseok

“Like, ew. Who do you think you are, tone it down! That’s my job sweetie.” Yeah that’s right, Hoseok is super offended. He’s totally not used to you being the lounder one. Unfortunately, his inner dom comes out when that’s not the case. He’s like what, what, what’s going on in here? Something’s not normal! But when you go on, then it starts to turn him on completely. Oh Shesus Christ. Subseok is back and ready to get milked for breakfast. 

Namjoon

Howdy, nice ride! Guess who is going berserk! A swarm of bees couldn’t get him this riled up. Joonie’s academic brain goes fuzzier than his hair in Mic Drop MV. Em moans sound like Desiigner just dropped by and learned Korean. Those hips are snapping at your demand like whew, Jimin just got copied by Jeon. When he hears that delicious “Oh yes” and the screams and the growly growls, that equals more thrusts, no rocket science aye.

Jungkook

Fucker. He knows the power of tongue tech, copyright Yoongi. He probably stole some tips, yeah. But we are all aware that rapper Jungkook was never dead in the first place. “That’s feeling good I see?” He’s just taunting like the unholy brat overlord, no, KING that he is. For Noona’s groan, he gets the throne. Not quite when you decide to retaliate though. By threatening to buy and eat twenty lamb skewers while he sleeps. Aaand thrusting harder.

Commentary: YES!!! Yoongsters unite! Nice request, thank you for your sweet words as well. Hope this cheered everyone up, leave a comment! Love and cherish you

PS: I have a new theme, tell me how it works for you. Any bugs, format issues et cetera if they occur. Anyways. First I have to recover from laughing when I wrote this.

#bangtan #bts #bts smut #bts reaction #bangtan reaction #bts reactions #bts crack #bangtan crack #jimin reaction #jimin crack #taehyung reaction #taehyung crack #jin reaction #jin crack #yoongi reaction #yoongi crack #hoseok reaction #hoseok crack #namjoon reaction #namjoon crack #jungkook reaction #jungkook crack

[myimmortaltotaldrama]

Chapter 38. AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd haters stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111 ps dis is da reason dat trent and duncan hate each other so much cause their dads have beef XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX6666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Satan and I walked 2 her car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Duncan's car. I went in it. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz she wuz named after Satan), musik and being goffik. “Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Blaineley agreed. “……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 caffiene?” “Well………………” she thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.” Suddenly Blaineley parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists. While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere. “OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Gwen gess what?” I new that the amnesia had worked. “Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” she said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.” “Kul.”

“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep. “Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood. “Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside. “Zomg how did u do that?” “I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car. “Siriusly?” she gasped. “Yah siriusly.” I said. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily. “Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?” “Yah.” I said

Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Duncan and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol. “Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage. “I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Duncans dad, Chef, Trents dad and Blaineley were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag. “Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Duncans dad started playing da song wrong by mistak. “OMFG!1” yielded Trent's dad. “Wut the fuck?” “Woops im sory!” said Duncans dad. “You fuking ashhole!1” Trents dad shouted angrily. “U guys are such prepz!11” Chef said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1” “Yah itz not his fault!11” said Blaineley. “No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Trent's dad. “U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Duncan's dad took out hiz fun. “OMFG no!11” shouted Trent's dad but it wuz 2 late Duncan'd dad tried 2 shoot off his arm. And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 “No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

#total drama

[kuroandtheguys]

QUOTES (as in things i’ve said, not necessarily original things but things ive said.) FROM MUN HIKARY,HER DAD AND CLASSMATES AS RP STARTERS:

"get your fuck boy out of my house"

"Listen here you fuck nugget"

"don't touch me you bafoon"

"leave the soul alone"

"WHERE IS SPACE DAD"

"i got some shoes from my drug dealer, i dont know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day...."

"Sure thing Chew-Brocka"

"the beatings will continue until morale improves."

"looking to protect yourself or deal some damage?"

"The egg-salts?"

"much cheese cake"

"FIGHT ME"

"DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE!"

"baby,princess, dear,dearest. Do me a favorite and get your head out of my ass"

"Whats up gays!"

"Its 1 get the fuck up you lil shit"

"its a porch...not a deck....."

"when one plays the earth game twister one finds out more about the other's than they wanted"

"pain is your reward for being near me."

"oh it's the nasty crime boi"

"follow the yellow-dick road"

"these jokes arent the only thing that suck"

"stupid controls! I said walk to the side not jump off the cliff"

"_GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY GODDESS!"

"Zarkon unhand my space father"

"sadness is merely a part of life."

"BON BON YOU WANT SUM FUC"

"they're gonna play Mario cart"

"that's how friendship dies"

"ID BE THE TINY ANGRY GUY, I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME"

"Space Dad jokes are out of this world"

"space dad part of a balanced breakfast"

" i wonder whats over here, oh its plot"

"not all wood resists magic damage"

"destroy us all!"

"i could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer."

"i would fuck lance because who wouldn't"

"ITS BECAUSE IM A DEMON ISINT IT? THATS RACIST!"

" IF YOU LOVED ME YOUD KILL THE SPIDERS"

"Fite me!"

"fuck Shiro because, just look at him. Who wouldn’t?"

"I am tumblr senpai"

"Why is he grinding?!"

"They bonded by beating the shit out of eachother."

"ah ah put those grabby hands away." (wow without context that sounds really dirty)

"if I have social anxiety and YOU have social anxiety then who's going to order the food?"

"now if they made space dad shaped mac and cheese i wouldnt mind so much"

"it could be 1 of 2 things metal leg or morning wood"

"i like chicks not dicks"

"why cant you just say vagina?"

"Ok so if you ever need a break from your mech with a watersport kink let me know."

"I love you" "dude thats gay..." "we are litterly having sex"

"watch your mouth you little shit"

"yes daddy dearest"

"COME HERE MY SPACE CHILD"

"Let me hug you space child"

"i must adopt this lost space child"

"soft and warm space dad"

"omg your so extra"

"hgn those claws he could just rip me apart"

"we can go inside"

"i wouldn't want to expose you"

"he's see more of your girlfriend than you have"

"we had a bonding moment i punched you in the face!"

"I ate my school"

"this limp noodle"

"PRAISE MUNWAY"

"You wanna ride my huge dragon"

"and i don't know....somethin' bout friendship..."

"Tid be a pitty if i killed him off"

"you've been shanked" "..with a ruler..."

"did you just giggle your boobs at me?"

"It was an earth shattering shit"

"I am the pumpkin gardian"

"Hold my beer and watch this mother fucker

"Careful nuts make you swell, just ask your sister"

"My dad the crack dealer"

"balls deep in an au"

"Don't fuck on my expensive leather couch you cunts"

"He's a perceptive hoe"

"blubbering balls of teenage awkwardness"

"What can I say except~ FUCK OFF"

"I am the alpha dad"

"thats a kick in the danger clam"

"your gonna get your weiner stuck in the baby gate"

"I'm taking you back to the pound"

"I'm so sorry the princess had his feelings hurt"

“Hey demons, it’s ya boi, Satan. Give me the homie back”

"my name is stan, im satan"

"I Came Here For A Good Time And All I Got Was Porn"

"it went from warm to freezing because snow miser is shitting on us"

"Near death can be fixed with ducktap"

"I don't remember what I did with my pants"

"It smells" "You smell" "Your face smells" "You almost got punched I'm the face"

"Bueno bear"

"MAKE THAT ANGST YOUR BITCH"

“Gently bullied him into submission”

*Holds up fishing pole and bubbles* hookers and blow.

"To hard, to thick. I'd get hair stuck in my teeth" "...don't ever say that in public."

"Even lesbians like babies"

"My dad is like a fun vampire"

You are a steampunk blood warrior with a plan"

"You are a steampunk blood warrior with a flan"

"You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth lesbian"

"You just made the inquisitior gay" "Yes" 5 minutes later "So what else us on the table" "The inquisitior"

"Did...did you just call the Cat a butt plug?"

"not like that you kinky fuck"

"kinky princess Matthew holt and his fluffy sidekick Mr whiskers."

"DONT MAKE ME KINKSHAME YOU AGAIN" "MAYBE YOU'LL KINKSHAME ME HARD THIS TIME"

"I'm gay and I'm ready to party"

"You founded a country on cocaine and prostitution?"

"You know what looks delicious" "What" "Your tight ass" "Your a hoe, like ben" "_ lemme smash"

"Human Sacrifice is always an option if you aren't a weak little bitch."

"Last time you had an imaginary friend I'm pretty sure it was a demon"

" I don't want to be propositioned by you in private!"

"Don't vore the dogs"

"Surely not everyone was kung-fu fighting" "They were" "..we're they fast as lightning?" "No they were slow, Tai Chi mother fucker"

"There’s a train of thought but it’s been de railed and Billy the kid robbed it."

"Shes just where burgers go to die"

"Im a priest to our lady of sin and this is my seeing eye dragon"

"Hello nightmares my old freind"

"they took some scaly lizard dick"

"I would go to Satan jazz club"

"Gandalf the off white"

"Stop kicking my puppy"

"You sleep darted that man in the dick"

"i didn't hit puberty...i just kinda shook it's hand"

"Tall, dark, warm and edgy. The perfect dad"

"Cerberus thinks he's a lap dog"

"thank god for incredible upper body strength"

"No ship wars. I multi ship like an adult" "Am I an adult I poly ship?" "Yes"

" my flaccid dagger"

"He's running around like a squirrel on crack"

"Could you please acidenly flex somewhere else your distracting me"

"It is the first day of Christmas fucker"

"Don't make me beat ypu with egg nog"

"Why did it suddenly become British?"

"You've been BLUNDERSTRUCK"

"Slav tellaported from another dimension to punch you in the arm"

"Floating kingdom of dabalon"

"I like my nightshade pomegranate flavored"

"dont dab on my boobs"

"The first vampire ran into the sun"

"I need a pocket sendak"

"Four score and 7 years ago our founding pirates"

"Been fueling up on....."

"Life is a highway?"

"the lyrics are coke and whiskey dumb ass"

"all i want for Christmas is the dreamiest daddy."

"HAIL KURO"

"patience yields fucking"

"Gray haired man on a house coming through" "I tottally thought you said gay haired man"

"Oh... mood"

"You wrap presents like a blind t rex"

"i take a look at me enormous-"

"white privilege."

"I swear to all of the gods I'm going to climb you like a fucking vine"

"The pellar, he uh.... loves his goat"

"whispers goat fuckerrrr"

"sleeping with slytherins" "dont you mean sirens?" "same fucking thing"

"No one told you life was gonna be this-" "Gay?"

"I am truly the hobo on top of the polar express" "No your the homo ontop of the polar express" "Can't she be a homo hobo?"

"Kinkshame me harder"

“Kinkshame me harder spicy papa”

"Male griffin returns and is like what the fuck did you do to my wife"

"WITH YOUR SHAG CARPET ID BE GETTING HAIR BALLS"

"Drug cloud please disperse"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"BITCH I OUTRANK YOU"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"Right in the paw patroler"

"Stuffed em up Mr patato head's butt"

"feed me"

"i swear if you start singing-"

"must be blood"

"here she gose again"

"must be fresh"

"i dont wanna hear this"

"FEED ME, FEED ME SEYMORE~"

"Get on the fucking dragon or I will leave you in this tower"

"Vivia le roi" "LONG LIVE THE REVALUATION" "No.... long live the king"

"I'm a senior my vote counts more"

"I am gentle snek"

"The boner wizzard is a girl" "That's a dragon" "Girl dragon"

"my father the actual 5 year old" "thats right 5 times a whole bunch"

"why..... is your icon a crotch buldge?"

"Layers" "Like an oinion" "Yes and their all gonna make you cry"

"You blushing" "I'm pasty and I burn in the sun anytime I go out." "So your burned..?" "Yes fucker"

 "You should be careful dancing around with those daggers when I'm throwing fire" "It won't hurt me. It's friendly fire"

[sorenserotonin]

Momentary Losers

AO3 Link

chapter 2 chapter 3

Summary:  Richie and his bandmates get back from a tour to meet Stan's boyfriend Bill, and Bill's small and anxious best friend Eddie. From the moment they met, Richie was infatuated, but he was sure Eddie hated his guts. How could he not? Richie was everything Eddie wasn't. Little did Richie know, everyone has a little bit of a "Total Disaster" in them.

Ships: Richie Tozier/Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris/Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh/Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon/Richie Tozier, Stanley Uris/Mike Hanlon (eventually)

The crowd was loud as fuck. Richie, Bev, and Mike had finally made it to the last show on their tour. It was in Hollywood, in an arena about an hour from Richie and Stan’s house. The Staples Center was packed, Stan in the front row. He had brought his boyfriend Bill, and Bill’s best friend. Ben had joined them, happily cheering on his friends and his girlfriend.

“I wrote this song a long time ago for my best friend Stan,” Richie looked Stan in the eyes and winked. “He brought his boyfriend here so I just wanna warn him with this song.”

Bev chuckled and leaned into her microphone. “I think Stan’s personality is rather obvious, Rich.”

Mike laughed and they started playing. Richie was happy to play this song in front of his best friend again. He hadn’t been able to sing this song to Stan in months. He performed this song at every show, always reminding everyone that it was about Stan. The best part of this was that Stan was singing along, taking joy in the fact that this song was about him.

You're a bitch but,

I love you anyway

OH OH You can't sing But,

You still put me to sleep Baby,

You're a bitch

Hey Hey Hey Hey

You make me sick But,

Don't ever go away

The show ended, and the crowd filed out as the band sat backstage. Richie put his guitar in it’s case, and he put Bev’s bass in it’s case for her. Bev handed Richie a cigarette, sitting on a pristine couch in the green room. Richie sat next to her and lit both their cigarettes. Mike was pouring glasses of champagne. He handed a glass to each of them. “To another great year!” he toasted.

“Cheers,” Bev and Richie said in unison as the three of them clinked their glasses together.

They had been in this band since they were just losers in high school. Henry Bowers called them all different slurs, and they went back to Richie’s garage and let out their anger on the instruments. Richie would sing dirty parodies of popular songs while thrashing on his electric guitar, while Mike banged on the drums and Bev played the bass. Stan would listen to them play while he did his homework.

After a while, they started making their own music. The first song Richie wrote was dirty jokes about fucking someone’s sister, set to hard rock music. They were angry teens and Richie wasn’t one for serious music. Richie’s mind loved to remind him of his first song, how it included the line “your bitch, she’s bouncing on my dick,” and how he was only 15 when he wrote that.

It was 10 years later and they were an official band. They had been since they got a record deal on Richie’s 18th birthday. From that day one, they were The Momentary Losers. Stan was always their biggest fan, always by their side ever since they were just a garage band in Derry with no name. Now they were the biggest rock band in America, living in Hollywood.

Richie was taken out of his thoughts when Stan, Ben, and their new friends entered the room. Stan was holding a skinny man’s hand. This must be Bill, a skinny man in ripped jeans and a plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He was cute and well put together. There was a shorter brunette man wearing a pink polo shirt and short overalls, with a fannypack. Richie smiled at how adorable this stranger was.

Ben sat next to Bev on the couch. He gave her a kiss, and whispered a soft congratulations. Richie smiled at the sight of his friends getting reunited. Richie stood up and looked at Stan. Stan let go of Bill’s hand and gave Richie a tight hug. Richie smiled, lifting Stan as he hugged him. “Missed you Stanthony.”

Stan laughed as Richie let go of him. “God, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss your trashmouth.”

Richie smiled and drank his champagne. “So, wanna introduce me to the nice piece of ass?”

Stan rolled his eyes. “Richie, this is Bill-”

"I meant the tiny one,” Richie teased. The shorter man blushed, and looked at Bill, his jaw dropping. “I could tell which one was Bill considering you were all up on him during the show.”

Stan’s cheeks went pink. He cleared his throat. “This is Eddie, he’s Bill’s friend. He had never heard of you guys so Bill insisted on bringing him.”

“Nice to meet you Eds, I’m Richie Tozier,” Richie pointed to himself as he spoke to the shorter man. He pointed to Bev, “this lovely lady is miss Beverly Marsh,” and then he pointed to Mike. “Last but certainly not least, this handsome angel here is Mike Hanlon.”

Eddie have him a tight smile. “Don’t call me Eds. It’s nice to meet all of you. You’re very talented.”

Richie gave Stan a look. Something in the way Eddie said that seemed like he didn’t want to be there. Richie took a drag from his cigarette and put it out by dropping it in his champagne. He wasn’t a fan of alcohol, only drinking it at the end of a tour. Richie noticed Eddie cringed as Richie blew out the smoke. He placed his glass on a table and turned to his bandmates. “We gotta get our shit cleared off the stage before someone blows a gasket. Bev, you can finish your cigarette, Mike let’s go.”

Mike downed his champagne, hugged Stan, and followed Richie back to the stage. Richie was humming as they worked together to take apart Mike’s drums. Mike started nodding his head along to Richie’s now mumbled singing. It was a routine, every time they finished a show Richie would suggest getting their stuff off stage and then he would cause a big distraction. They stopped what they were doing and before they knew it, they were doing an a capella duet.

Richie had a big smile on his face, grabbing the still plugged in and turned on microphone. He was doing his best Britney Spears impression and singing Baby One More Time. Mike was dancing and singing along. Richie took off his hat and threw it to Mike. Mike caught it and put it on his head. As Richie spun on his heel, Mike stopped singing.

Richie’s face fell and he looked at Mike. The others had finally gotten to the stage. Stan was frowning, used to these antics. Bev was recording them on her phone. Richie was sure this was going to end up online. “Having fun, Rich?” Bill teased.

Richie shrugged. “You interrupted our ritual to summon the princess of pop. Kinda hoping she’d hook us up with Satan,” he smiled, noticing Eddie’s face was pink. He was grabbing onto Bill’s arm. He was visibly nervous.

“Britney is an angel, if you want Satan you should try summoning Katy Perry,” Bev laughed.

Richie made a sound of disgust. “How dare you suggest I talk to that monster.”

“Y’know I met her once,” Mike interrupted, his voice soft. “Snakes started to physically manifest in my house.”

Richie let out a bark of laughter, and they continued what they had started. They took apart Mike’s drum set, putting it in the large case. They got everything that was theirs and packed them in the tour bus. Their driver would take care of getting the drums back to the studio. Mike had his own drum set at his house.

“So,” Richie put his arm around Bill. “Big Bill, you’re rather quiet. Sure Stan appreciates that, but how am I supposed to get to know you?”

“Y-y-you’re doing most of th-the talking for me,” Bill smiled.

Richie raised an eyebrow at the comment. “Oh lookie here, Big Bill get off a good one. Stan, you sure know how to pick ‘em,” he winked. “So, what do you do?”

That question was the best question Richie could have asked him. Bill started explaining that he’s a horror author, and that one of his books is being made into a movie. When Bill said the title of the book, Ben’s face lit up. “I love that book!” he said. Mike said that he had read all of Bill’s books. So that was why Richie thought the title was familiar. Mike and Ben always read the same books, and would discuss them.

While they were on tour, Richie would lay on a chair in the bus, hanging upside down and Mike would read to him. Richie would stop him to make jokes and commentary. Bev was always video chatting with Ben during the reading sessions. Mike would do little voices for each character, per Richie’s request. Richie cherished those moments, Mike smiling and giving him attention, Bev flirting with Ben saying how much she missed him. He always recorded ten seconds worth of those moments and sent them to Stan. Stan would reply with a heart emoji.

Now they were talking in person, and they had new people. They were in the bus, Stan having said that they got there in an Uber. Once they got out of the arena, Eddie was less uncomfortable, but he wasn’t comfortable. Richie couldn’t help but notice the fact that Eddie looked disgusted. He looked disgusted in the arena and he looked disgusted on the bus.

Bev handed Richie another cigarette. He placed it behind his ear and sat on the floor between Stan’s legs. Stan was sitting on the couch next to Bill. Ben sat on Stan’s other side, Bev sitting on his lap. Mike sat on a chair near the table, Eddie sitting across from him. Mike put his feet up on one of the empty chairs. Richie bit his thumb nail, and spit out the piece onto the floor. Eddie cringed. “So, Eds, tell me about yourself.”

Ben, Bev, Stan, and Bill were having their own conversation. Mike was on some social media on his phone. Eddie was just staring at everyone, mostly Richie. When Richie called him that nickname, Eddie rolled his eyes. “Don’t call me that,” he sighed. Richie smiled. “I uh I don’t really know what to say? Aside from the fact that I have no idea what the last time this bus has been cleaned.”

Richie scoffed. “Okay,” he didn’t even know when the bus was last cleaned, but he didn’t really care. “What do you like… do? Besides being adorable?”

Eddie’s cheeks dusted pink. “I’m an Uber driver, but that’s just to pass the time.”

Richie raised his eyebrows. “Pass the time? Do you like not need a job? Sweet I’m getting there.”

Stan gently pat Richie’s head. Richie looked at him and smiled. He then looked at Eddie again. “Getting there? Rich you once smoked a joint with a hundred dollar bill as the paper,” Mike laughed.

Richie laughed, clapping at the comment. “Fuck you’re right I forgot about that. Benjamin Franklin would be proud. The dude was a mad party animal.”

Eddie looked shocked at that information. “It’s illegal to destroy U.S. currency.”

Bev giggled. “That is not the worst thing Richie has ever done.”

“God I’ll probably do even more stuff,” Richie sighed, a wide smile on his face.

“Where are we going?” Eddie asked.

Richie took the cigarette from behind his ear and placed it between his lips. “We’re going to mine and Richie’s place. I hope that’s okay with you, Eddie,” Stan replied. His voice was soft and comforting. “You’ve been there before.”

Richie gave Stan a confused look. “You brought them to our house?”

“Bill has spent several nights in my bed, Richie,” Stan replied, dryly. Bill blushed furiously.

Richie wiggled his eyebrows. “Wow hope he bought you dinner first,” he teased. He noticed a blush forming on Stan’s cheeks and he turned to Bev. “Bevvie Wevvie, Stan the Man is a thot.”

Stan slapped him. “If anyone’s a thot, it’s you.”

Richie shrugged. Stan wasn’t wrong, he had gotten around. He turned his attention back to the smallest man on the bus. “Eddie spaghetti, I hope they didn’t subject you to them getting nasty in the hot tub.”

Eddie rolled his eyes. “Trust me, if they had I wouldn’t want to come back.”

Richie didn’t know why he bit his lip at the thought of Eddie wanting to be at his house. Eddie wanting to be near him. He blamed the lip bite on just peeling the dead skin off his lip. Richie wasn’t the type to wear chapstick, just biting off the dead skin. He noticed Eddie furrow his brow at the sight of Richie swallowing the dead skin. That was how Richie realized Eddie was watching his every move.

Eddie looked nervous, now glancing at Bill. When they arrived at a homy mansion. The driver flipped Richie off, and hugged Bev and Mike. Richie laughed, telling the driver he loved him, to which the driver replied “yeah, yeah, Rich.”

The driver assured Mike that he would have the bus at the studio that night. Mike thanked him, and the other five other men, and one lady, left the bus. Richie insisted that he had to be the first inside. He said that the house missed him, and that he missed it as well.

He opened the front door, opening his arms wide as he waltzed into the large house. He took a deep breath, smelling the familiar scents of Stan’s cleaning supplies. He put his hands on his hips and turned to the other six adults. He gave them all a wicked grin. “Who’s ready to party Trashmouth Tozier style?”

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JUNKHEAD INTERVIEW

Today we’re talking about independent artist JUNKHEAD

located in Southern California he is starting to build a sturdy fan base and get several thousand plays on SoundCloud.

Keep reading to hear him talk about his upbringing, inspirations, and thoughts on drugs, sex and emotions.

(JH=JUNKHEAD. C=Cryptic(me))

C: Starting out, who are you?

JH: The most simple but still the hardest question lol fuck it I’ll keep it simple. I make music under the name junkhead, been doin this shit for a lil over a year now but I’ve been doing Music my whole life just playing in bands in shit grew up goin to hardcore goin to shows all over Southern California that shit took up a majority of my upbringing to be honest. I Would say it defined me completely

C: How do you feel about genres? Is there one you identify with most? Or do you find yourself everywhere?

JH: Man when it comes to music I can’t stick to one, not never but if I had to say what I related to most it would be hardcore/punk & rap I’m just a fan of who ever doing whatever the fuck they want. We need more of that, we got a few artist out there who really stand out then the rest of em try to sound like those 5 people. But yeah man I can choose too many different songs for too many different life experiences or moods lmao I got room for everything always.

Also all the 80s new wave bands I relate to all that heavy I loved that whole scene, those boys really did something different.

Big influence on my shit For sure even if it’s not always heard

C: Listening to your music I kept thinking to myself this should be called “satanic romance”

Also I kept getting this very distant OFWGTA feel off your songs, are they some one you have been inspired by along the way?

JH: Uhm I gotta give them the credit they deserved ive always liked what they did as far a breakin down walls, when they signed trash talk i was still heavily going to punk shows but I had just started rappin so I was like oh shit, this shit really gonna cross over, purrp and them did that tour, it was just inspiring and I had always felt the genres were one in the same in the first place, so as far as inspiring me to get out there yes, but musically I had a lot of other influences. I’m not a odd future stan, definitely love what they do but I just do know they discography like that. Earl the shit tho, I get that comparison sometimes. Shout out earl

Thinkin bout it though, they did make me wanna get in the game I was barely barely learning how to put together raps and seeing them being weirdos made me feel like there was a outlet for me, a lot of waves passed after that well I was trying to learn how to make songs, but I’d always stay away from bumpin people to too heavy cause that shit gonna come out in your sound even if you don’t want it there so I try to stay distant from what’s going on

C: For sure, there’s no doubt they helped inspire a lot of today’s artists, even if in a small way.

Does it feel strange to you to have thousands of people listening to you?

JH: that shit crazy man it’s hard work getting people to listen tho. I’m thankful For sure, been thankful but I’m just starting literally just took the first steps, it feels like I’m on no type of radar yet but we gonna get there soon enough, I got quite a few supporters out there who really push my shit hard and that’s what I feel like you need to get that cult behind you. We’ll see tho, shits crazy

C: For sure, looking at your page you can definitely see there’s some people that rock with you. For me when I make music I’m just some dumb kid in my room doing what comes to my head, so it feels crazy to have a few thousand people listening, It’s like a high. But I guess that’s the great part of the underground

JH: No definitely it feels great havin People fuck with my ideas. That’s the most satisfying shit period

C: Are you happy with the underground? The image it puts off and the people currently inside of it

JH: yeah i love the underground right, so much shit to offer right now from he bottom up, lots of new shit but my only complaint still the crazy amount of people biting lmao but I guess everywhere, Also happens even in punk/hardcore same shit, always gonna be people who lead the way, rest will follow

C: I guess the clones make the people who do something really new stand out

JH: Yeah, with that being said I really fuck with a majority of what’s out, I used to be a lot more picky but now I just let myself enjoy shit, there’s always gonna be artist I’ll critique a lil harder then the others though

C: This is a controversial subject lately but how do you feel about the drug culture in the underground right now? particularly Xanax.

JH: fuck man I hate Xanax, I was a literal zombie for years on that shit, it was really hard for me to knock that shit took years, so I know how crazy of a struggle that shit can be I’ll always have sympathy for people fighting that fight. As far as the how I feel about it in the underground I’m like fuck, what can I say to these kids, everybody got they own choices to make and it’s sad seeing people go through that shit but I try to consider that I never listened to nobody and didn’t wanna hear nobody shit, I had to decide on my own and till this day i still fight my battles with other substance, shit some people do this shit for fun some do this shit to survive, this shit helped me not wanna die for a bit, so it just ain’t black n white, all kinds of different scenarios. I just choose to embrace and never judge anybody cause you never know where someone head at

People really hurting out here. there’s other shit going on that make kids jump to that

C: It’s a hard topic, I hate Xanax too. I used to be very black and white on the subject, but after lil peep died I really saw both sides. I understood it’s very complicated. Now I’m much more sympathetic and try to help rather than stop. Rest In Peace peep.

Was he ever some one you were into?

JH: Yeah man when I was goin through that nobody knew what was really going on cause you appear okay, but I was just dying on the inside, my tolerance just went up and it was a dark ride tbh. Lol had some fun, but that shit just had me lost.

I LOVE PEEP, I watched him grow I wouldn’t say from the very start but a lil bit before he joined GBC seeing his transformation and his art inspired me For sure

C: It’s interesting the contrast you see, for example there’s artists like lil pump eating xan cakes, while there’s artist like bones saying “I don’t pop Xanax cause pills are for pussies” I’d say the underground is amazing because of how many opinions and thoughts there really are

JH: And that’s important To have both.. I think

C: And peeps journey was just amazing to watch, hes an example of some one who came out with a very unique and original style

With out several opinions life would be pointless

JH: Yeah it’s important to have that voice of reason but you always need that Rebel shit too. I can’t choose one, Life ain’t just one

C: So as time moves on where do you hope to go with music? Do you have a vision of your future or are you just seeing where it all goes?

JH: Imma take it as far as I can, definitely have a vision and years ahead planned, everything always changing though. We’ll see I have a collective that’s about to pop off soon. Been talking to a few artist about linking up.

C: That’s fucking dope. Who have been your favorite artists you have worked with?

JH: Well me and gre who does all the beats are long life friends as well as everyone else on my shit I’ve never out sourced really, I’m open to it but just haven’t worked with many people yet, the people who have featured are my actual people so it’s hard to say. Gre my favorite person to work with and the Richie dagger feature came out perfect, we’re gonna be working a lot more

C: That’s great! so where did you grow up? Do you feel any of your music reflects from your childhood

JH: I grew up in sourthern California and yeah bro it has everything to do with my music, all my shit stems from that it’s funny the way shit happened cause tbh honest I went through some weirdo sexual molesting type shit when I was a 5 that shit changed me forever, after that sex always made me completely uncomfortable id start shaking in shit viciously. Girls would trip on that shit when I got older sometimes it got in the way. It took along time for me to find confidence in my self period and sexually and that shit got in the way after I beat those demons I was a whole different person & now I make this crazy dominant fuck music, which is ironic lmao

Everything about my music stems from actual life experience if you listen to the first ep I talk about it some of it but haven’t opened up completely

My music is definitely empowering sometimes I feel like people ain’t listening right

C: There is not a better way to pour your emotions out than art

JH: That’s true man Music be healing lol

C: For sure. Do you think who you were 10 years ago would be proud of you?

JH: yeah man low key he’d by hyped cause that boy was miserable lmao sometimes I still am but I’m gettin better. Might call me soft tho

C: What ever you do that makes your days happy is what’s right for you, fuck what anyone says.

Before we end are there any final comments you’d like to say

JH: I like to think that’s true hopefully it is lol just wanna keep it short & say thank you to everyone who supports especially the ladies they been putting me on lately so gotta let them know they appreciated also thank you to Richie, Gre & rondell real they been with me forever making this shit happen. Thanks for your time & look out for the BLACK CELEBRATION as well as my next ep “LOVERBOY” which drops early 2018

C: We can’t wait. Good luck man.

JH. thank you. * few minutes later * On another note thank you again

C. Thank you for being on

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