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Once again thinking about how Bo Katan had the audacity to pull the “my sister’s dead :(” card after she spent most of her life as second-in-command of a terrorist group whose sole goal was to assassinate Satine.
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Star Wars Incorrect Quotes as things my husband and I say to each other. (Other people thrown in)
Anakin, working on a speeder- Hand me the drill
Padme- Is that the one that looks like a blaster, and spins, or is that the stick that you twist?
Anakin, in disappointed shock- Didn’t your father own a construction business?
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Obi-Wan- I can never find my name on any of the gift store keychains
Cody- Yeah, that’s because your mom wanted to be “different” before it was cool
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Rex- Is this the reason you didn’t want to go see the Barbie movie with me?
Anakin, on the other side of the comm with Padmé talking about seeing Oppenheimer together- No, Rex to be honest that was a completely different reason
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Quinlan- You know what I think that may have been my fault
Obi-Wan - Oh is someone finally realizing actions have consequences?
Quinlan, deadpan- Don’t you have an illegitimate child?
(We have yet to confirm or deny if this guy is or is not the father but honey physical genetics are hard to deny)
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*Loud fart noise coming from Anakin’s side of the comm call* Anakin- Sorry I moved the mic too close to my clothes must’ve made a noise
Rex, used to it- I didn’t know cotton could shit itself
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Anakin- My friend once cooked a space raccoon he found on the side of the road. It was pretty kriffen good
Obi-Wan, appalled- What kind of people did your mother let you spend time with?
Anakin- Yea well she didn’t know about this friend
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Padme- You can’t cause any fights I know you don’t like him but it’s the kids birthday. Just keep things civil
Sabe- sure but I can promise you the mug will be meaning
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Anakin- You know I think you could take one thing from this moment
Obi-Wan- That you’re dumber than you look?
Anakin- Okay correction, you can take two things from this moment
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Anakin, madder’n hell- ion know whotha fuck ya think ya are but I’ll tell ya righ nowh I’ll beat yer ass back to Jesus if I’m needin ta
Rex, under his breath- Darn Tootin
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Obi-Wan- None of my relationships have been healthy
Anakin- yeah the older I get the more I realize I’m a victim
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Ahsoka helping Obi-Wan clean Anakin’s room- Shouldn’t we ask him before we do this?
Obi-Wan, full body laughing- Grab the trash bag roll
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Anakin- Would you give me a kidney?
Rex- No I have high-blood pressure because of you.
Anakin- *looking up if that’s a symptom of kidney failure* Yea well you make me sad
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Cody, after Anakin nearly crashed a speeder- You’d think after all these years you’d learn no to get in any type of vehicle with him.
Obi-Wan- I like the thrill of a light pole coming straight for me at breakneck speeds
Anakin- They pop out of nowhere I tell ya
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C3P0- You could be a little supportive
R2-D2- And you could let that get to your head
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furious-blueberry0 · 2 days
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Satine Kryze, Governor of Mandalore
As I explained here, Mandalore in my AU has a different government, in which Satine alongside Arla Fett leads the mandalorians!
I used the dear Cate Blanchett as her face claim (or at least I tried), and I gave her some long and lustrous hair, and I made her extra tall because I love tall women and she deserves it, ok? Ok.
I really like how she turned out! I should probably draw a matching Governor Arla Fett.
A close up under the cut:
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"I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you / You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you"
Fleetwood Mac, Silver Springs
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evaarade · 1 day
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One thing that helps me deal with people who insist on hating on Satine for kicking out the traditionalists...
... Is that while people keep insisting that Satine exiled 'those poor warriors' they forget that One, the people she kicked out weren't the poor or anything, they were basically the rich guys.
We know the following:
There are clans that are warrior focused clans like the Vizsla's, meaning that Satine didn't exile warriors (aka the whole population) in general but a specific group of clans
Said clans we know were in power and had literally Nobility and Royal Tiles (Duchess, Princess, Countess...) + pieces of land (See, Krownest)!
Said clans were also the minority of traditionalists who wanted to keep the power in the warrior clans
... So basically she kicked the rich guys, even specifically only the minority of rich guys who refused to change their ways if you want to go with that interpretations
And so, every time someone tries to insist Satine was horrible for exiling warriors all I can think of is dude bros getting angry that the Elon Musk equivalent in Mandalorian culture was kicked out.
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reevesartisse · 7 months
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SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.
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stealingpotatoes · 8 months
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it's what she would've wanted
(support me on kofi! // comms)
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terapsina · 1 year
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Please explain your reasoning in the tags and may the Force be with you.
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galactic-rhea · 6 days
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The beautiful bride and the ugly groom
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phoenixyfriend · 4 months
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ONLY ONE IS CANON. PLEASE READ THE QUESTION.
* For the purposes of this poll, both Legends and Disney qualify as canon.
** Eminent domain
Don't give away the answer before the poll ends! I'll reblog with an explanation once it's done.
"Why the big red--" I've already had five people vote in the wrong direction.
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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 6 months
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Tag yourself, I’m anakin
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duckytree · 11 months
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a hamilton quote? in 2023? yeah
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an-old-lady · 3 months
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Obi-Wan and Satine
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omaano · 4 months
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This post has been brought to you by my desire to draw Kit Fisto and Shaak Ti in this style (as well as Quinlan, who didn't even make it on to the roster LOL Barriss and baby Boba won that round ^^;).
The rest of the Mandalorian Star Wars meets Hades AU project is here
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seven-oomen · 6 months
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Obi-Wan collecting Mandalorians like they're his personal Pokemon team will never not be funny to me.
Obi-Wan; *sees a mandalorian*
Also Obi-Wan: Gotta catch'em all!
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(With his crotch)
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stealingpotatoes · 5 months
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commission for @turinturambarr!
(commissions are open!)
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