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QAnon claims that not only did Trump and Biden do a face swap, but Mike Pence tattooed his skin darker, got breast implants, and did a face swap with Kamala Harris.


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Republicans be like “we’re inclusive of all types of people and ideologies! #equality”

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Liberals are becoming extremely critical of the democrat party, which is a good thing. It shows that they’re dedicated to changing this country for the better by implementing progressive ideals, and that they will not stand for false promises and a continuation of the status quo. This is a good mentality to have. We should keep our representatives’ feet to the fire, because we expect them to do what we want and what they promised after the past 4 years. That’s why they were elected, and nothing will change unless we keep demanding it.

But, please, let’s not forget that the other party is currently hosting their biggest political conference of the year while standing on a *literal* Nazi insignia, delivering a promise to promote American nationalism under the guise of “America first” and “American excellence”. And this is one month AFTER they incited a murderous mob of white supremacists and far-right hate groups to storm the United States Capitol building to prevent the confirmation of Joe Biden, and establish Donald trump as America’s first dictator.

Like, yeah. We haven’t gotten those $2,000 checks yet. But the alternative is openly embracing fascism and far-right hate groups while *literally* standing on a giant Nazi platform.

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lord byron: is he an entp or esfp or something else?

Lord Byron was a British Romantic poet and satirist whose poetry and personality captured the imagination of Europe. Although made famous by the autobiographical poem Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage.

1. i think he must be an extravert and he must be an exxp just based on this:

“Childe” is a title from medieval times, designating a young noble who is not yet knighted. Disillusioned with his aimless life devoted to pursuing pleasure, Childe Harold seeks distraction by going on a solitary pilgrimage to foreign lands. The first two cantos describe his travels through Portugal, Spain, the Ionian Islands, and Albania, ending with a lament on the occupation of Greece by the Ottoman Turks.

2. rousseau is infp, napoleon is esfp. so, hmmm…

In the third canto the pilgrim travels to Belgium, the Rhine Valley, the Alps, and the Jura. On each segment of the journey, Byron evokes associated historical events and people, such as the philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau and Napoleon before the Battle of Waterloo.

3. i think historicity and realism increases the chance of se valueing. he doesn’t make up alternative worlds and people. he just describes reality in a melancholic way which also aligns with high feeling:

In the fourth canto the imaginary pilgrim is replaced by the poet himself, speaking in the first person about Venice, Ferrara, Florence, and Rome and the artists and heroes associated with those cities.

To Byron’s literary public, the work offered a poetic travelogue of picturesque lands and gave vent to the prevailing moods of melancholy and disillusionment. The world-weary Childe Harold came to personify the so-called Byronic hero, thus becoming one of the best-known types of the age. The work also voiced with a frankness unprecedented in the literature of that time the disparity between romantic ideals and the realities of the world.

4. it’s not just a poem, he was adventurous in real life too which increases the chances of esfp further:

Although handsome, Lord Byron was born with a clubfoot that made him sensitive about his appearance all his life. However, this did not stop him from having numerous affairs with men and women, and his lovers allegedly included his half-sister. Adventurous, he frequently traveled, and he was unconventional; he had a pet bear at college.

5. then he has a poem called don juan:

The narrative then begins with the birth of Don Juan. The child of Donna Inez and Don Jose of Seville, Don Juan is sexually precocious, having an affair with his mother’s best friend, Donna Julia. Don Alfonso, Donna Julia’s husband, discovers the affair and Don Juan is sent to Cadiz.

En route to Cadiz, Don Juan is shipwrecked, the only survivor of the vessel, and left alone until he encounters Haidee, daughter of the pirate Lambro. Lambro’s men find both Haidee and Don Juan, who is captured and sold into slavery.

6. hmmmm isn’t this too similar to candide of voltaire? who is regarded as an entp? but did voltaire also adventure in his real life? well, i don’t know about that but this sounds very entp to me:

Voltaire’s caustic wit first got him into trouble… The young writer was unable to bite his tongue and was arrested and confined to the Bastille for writing scandalous verse implying the regent had an incestuous relationship with his daughter.

7. anyway back to byron… here and there, i heard some people using the phrase “escape artist” for se doms which i agree with. and following is exactly that:

The lovely Gulbayaz, member of the Sultan’s harem, arranges for Don Juan’s purchase. She has him disguised as a girl and smuggled into her chambers. Don Juan almost immediately insults Gulbayaz by bedding one of her courtesans; Gulbayaz threatens to have both offenders killed, but Don Juan manages to escape.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IF YOU ACTUALLY READ LORD BYRON? is he an entp or esfp or something else? i am leaning to esfp. he sounds like a person who is way into sensory in-the-moment pleasures.

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Poll: Gold Statue of Trump Would Be Better President Than Actual Trump

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Y’all do know that Keanu Reeves has admitted to, on a daily basis, taking out his dick and urinating, sometimes even during work hours, right? His house and his workspace even has a specially-designed room for that.

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CPAC’s Golden Trump Statue Was Actually Made In Mexico

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CPAC’s Golden Trump Statue Was Actually Made In Mexico: It’s being reported by Politico, that the controversial golden statue of Donald Trump currently on display at CPAC, is for sale for $100,000, and was actually made in Mexico by an American ex-pat living in Rosarita Beach on a permanent resident visa.

So, it was made in Mexico, was it? Now, isn’t that ironic? Gee. wonder how it ever managed to get over “Trump’s border wall?” One thing’s for sure, Mexico sure didn’t send us their best this time. Hell, I’ll take the UK’s “Baby Trump balloon” any day. And the guy’s asking $100 grand for it? Wonder if he’ll take a check?

Anyway, forgetting all that, my question is, just what the hell is it? Some sort of a dystopian piñata? If so, I’m afraid to ask what the hell’s inside it - especially when you consider Trump’s dietary habits. On the other hand, maybe it’s completely harmless and just a cooler to store all Trump’s Diet Cokes?

All I know is, instead of looking like some sort of a political symbol, it looks more to me like a possible ornament for a new chain of “Trump’s Big Boy” restaurants. Could that business genius be considering opening up a bunch of drive-in hamburger stands? Well, who could have a beef with that?

Now, the only question that remains is, where will it go after CPAC? The Capitol Rotunda? The lobby of Mar-a-Lago? Perhaps make it the headstone for Rush Limbaugh’s grave? While all those seem like simply wonderful ideas, my personal choice would be to make it part of that famous men’s restroom apparatus at the Madonna Inn, in San Luis Obispo, California.

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Aawwww. Sorry to burst your bubble. I too don’t wear Jondoms or Jasks, no matter how much Zionists Jodomite Jentral Janker Jverlord wannabes want us to. #TrendyJeks 🐸😎👍👃👃👃👃👃👃🐽🐽🐽

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