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Bruce: Stephanie, will you step outside for a moment?
Stephanie: Okay.
Bruce: *locks the door*
Bruce: Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to get rid of it.
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nunyabizni · 2 days ago
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the-spectre-of-communism · 3 months ago
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might just devote my blog exclusively to the onion headlines
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dauntless-sakura · 7 months ago
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If people wrote about other conditions like they do about autism:
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BONUS:
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(in short, we’re sick and tired of being treated like infants who are shallow and incapable of basic comprehension. we aren’t your circus animals to parade around and cluck at. don’t think we’re “too stupid” to know what you’re doing. we know exactly what you’re doing. stop infantilizing us. you’re the ones who are really acting like babies.)
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regicide1997 · 22 days ago
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killthrill · 6 months ago
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episode 200 of the magnus archives drops and the entities come through into our reality and suddenly its not so funny anymore
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scienceisbeauty · 6 months ago
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news-queue · 11 months ago
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mens-rights-activia · 9 months ago
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WHERE MY GENERATIONALLY TRAUMATIZED GIRLS AT? 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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ukulelekatie · 6 months ago
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“The ship isn’t actually called Evergreen, that’s just the name of the shipping company. The real name is Ever Given” Um actually, it’s called Eeby Deeby? Get your facts straight.
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justlgbtthings · 6 months ago
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oh, you're neurotypical? does that mean you don't feel empathy? that must be so hard for you. and your parents, they must be so brave and strong. i can't imagine what it must be like. I bet you're like, really bad at math, too. you know, I have a friend who has a cousin who is also neurotypical. I bet you guys would be good friends, even though you have nothing else in common. you poor thing, I wish there was a cure. but I heard on facebook that lowering your milk intake and smelling peppermint can make you less neurotypical! tell me, what's it like being able to read social cues?
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feministism · a year ago
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this do be the conservative mindset though 🤭
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dogin8 · 4 months ago
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you know what's funny... the only reason Techno's "you only thought of me as the blade" thing is emotionally impactful is because the second half of his name just happens to be a weapon,
Imagine it was Ranboo, he's standing across the crater from Tommy
"You never thought of me as a friend Tommy, you just thought of me as The Boo"
AHSHSHSJSHS, Tommy's just there like "AHH! wtf"
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