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A Few Pictures

26th April

I was going through my phone and I found a few pictures I'd taken during some of our cases.

It might seem a bit odd but I've hardly any pictures of him. I remember him once saying how everybody was so busy photographing their lives for Facebook and Twitter that they were forgetting how to live.

'I'm far too busy to be instagramming, John!' He was annoyed at the time because Mrs Hudson was going through this phase of taking photos of her breakfast. Buying her a laptop for Christmas was probably the biggest mistake of our lives. That was the Christmas he managed to offend most of our guests, I got dumped and he met The Woman.

Best Christmas I've ever had, actually.

So, yeah, here are a few pictures.

This one is from when we were investigating a smuggling ring . It feels like so long ago.

It looks like some graffiti but it was actually a secret code. It was all secret codes back in those days. It was around then that Sherlock was getting these anonymous messages . Of course, we know now who they were from.

Not long after, Sherlock did his own bit of graffiti.

This was on the wall of our living room. Mrs Hudson was not amused. But she didn't have time to worry about it too much as a few minutes later a bomb exploded across the road.

And that was the beginning of what we ended up calling ' The Great Game '

This guy was Kenny Prince. He was the brother of Connie Prince (See Connie Prince's website for those of you who can't remember her). Sherlock took loads of pics of him while posing as my photographer. He had the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

And from cats to dogs... Do you see what I did there?

This was Henry Knight's house. He'd come to see us because his Dad had been killed by a giant devil dog. Which sounds mad but the truth was even madder. That was in Hounds of Baskerville . Nice house though!

The following pictures are from our last case. Which I never typed up. I don't want to type it up. I probably never will. Because that's too final.

But you know what happened? Sherlock saved the lives of two kids. Regardless of anything else, he did that. And they didn't even like him very much. If you really think that he was guilty or that Moriarty wasn't real then feel free to explain this .

But this is meant to be a positive thing. I'm not dwelling on the bad stuff. I'm remembering the good times.

Such as how much he loved this hat...

He adored that hat so much.

And, of course, Cluedo.

He liked playing Cluedo. So did I. Before I played it with him. He actually deduced that the victim had done it.

He deduced that the victim had faked his own death.

I said at the time that it wasn't very likely. In fact, I think I said it was impossible. And he told me that it might be improbable but nothing's impossible.

I wish I still believed that.

11 comments

Oh he did look handsome in that hat.

Mrs Hudson 26 April

I still do an amazing fry-up. You should come around.

Mrs Hudson 26 April

Except for the bacon.

Marie Turner 26 April

My bacon is perfect thank you!

Mrs Hudson 26 April

A gentleman

Marie Turner 26 April

Hardly. You ok John?

Mrs Hudson 26 April

You two were brilliant. I'll never believe what they said on the news. You saved my life and if there's anything I can do then let me know.

Henry Knight 27 April

i still dont know what to believe :(

theimprobableone 27 April

The man was a lying scumbag and he deserved to die for all his lies!!!

Anonymous 27 April

Believe what you like.

John Watson 27 April

I HOPE HE ROTS IN HELL!!!!

Sauron1976 27 April

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johnwatsonblog-co-uk · 5 years

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The Inexplicable Matchbox

3rd September

The situation with Isaac Persano hit the headlines, obviously. He was found, in a hotel room, surrounded by matchboxes. And he couldn't speak. Sherlock described him as being completely 'out of his mind' but I diagnosed that he was technically suffering from an extreme case of post-traumatic stress disorder.

And so, of course, Sherlock then had to prove me wrong.

Persano had been missing since March last year, following the murder of his trainer, Gabriel Allard. Allard had, himself, been found in a hotel room. He'd been bludgeoned to death. Persano's disappearance had obviously made him the number one suspect but, despite the best efforts of the French police, he'd never been located. And then, last week, there he was.

He was found by a chambermaid at the Royal Hotel in Brighton. He was surrounded by over a thousand matchboxes all of which were empty.

Except one.

Sherlock showed me what was in the matchbox. I couldn't believe my eyes.

I'm afraid I can't say anything else about the case other than it was probably the maddest adventure we ever had. I mean, Sherlock had to dress up as a clown! Mrs Hudson was pushed out of a helicopter! And me? Well, I had to do something I never thought I'd ever do.

Basically, because of particular people in particular governments who we discovered were involved in this particular case, I can't actually blog about what happened. We're not just talking the Official Secrets Act. We're talking Every Official Secrets Act.

But, yeah, we solved it. We discovered who'd killed who and how and why.

But, most importantly, Sherlock had to dress up as a clown. And the fact that there are no photos of this is possibly the most frustrating thing in the whole damn world.

11 comments

More lies.

#TEAMMORIARTY 3 September

Aren't you getting bored yet? If you don't believe it then why bother visiting my blog?

John Watson 3 September

Ignore them x

Mary Morstan 3 September

It sounds like another mad adventure, mate! Let's meet for a pint and you can tell me the rest!

Mike Stamford 3 September

Haha, not saying a word, mate.

John Watson 3 September

How convenient. He can't tell us what really happened. BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Scarlet Glove 3 September

Okay, I've a few friends reading this and I'm just going to say them to please ignore the trolls. I honestly don't care what some character from Lord of the Rings thinks. I know the truth and the people who know me know the truth. This blog is just to share the fun times. The memories. So please, can we just ignore them and, fingers crossed, they'll go away.

John Watson 3 September

YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE TRUTH!

Sauron1976 3 September

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Harry Watson 3 September

Harry, please. And I'm not sure that's even a real word.

John Watson 3 September

sorry

Harry Watson 3 September

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