#sausage legs

[fallowhearth]

A handsome man of 16

#He's still very fluffy and fat so he doesn't look old yet #even though he is very geriatric in terms of health #poor sausage is on medication for athritis and he has a limpy leg #cat #cats #mostlycatsmostly #caturday

[alma-n]

Sometimes it's so weird for me that bunnies [aka bouncing fluff balls with two ears sticking out] actually exist.

#and sometimes they randomly turn in to sausages n bread loafs #bonus they have tiny legs and twitching noses #like wtf are you bnnuy #how did you end up in my home #bunblr #bunny #rabbit #pet rabbit #rabbit life #bnnuy #pet bunny #bunnies

[fandom-hoarder]

I was up til 4 am carpet cleaning lolol. I am in pain but I'm rearranging a closet today 😅😅😅😅😅

#my legs are swollen like fat little sausages

[allycat75]

What is bothering me about "Red One".

Terrible movies are about as common as the lies our former president spews from his cracked and diseased face, so why is this one so different? I think when you start looking at something, you start seeing things you can't unsee. Kind of like when Brad Pitt decides to make a movie about the two women who helped bring down Harvey Weinstein, even though Mr. Pitt not only knew for years what he did after confronting him in the early 90s for harassing his girlfriend, ran straight toward him to produce his movies even though his wife at the time was traumatized and requested he not do it. But that is a rant for another day.

Overall, this movie just doesn't seem warm and Christmas-y. I almost feel forced to participate and enjoy it.

The Rock is a flim flam man, as many are in Hollywood, but the fissures are starting to show in his "nice guy" image. He is vulnerable to his fragile male ego and can't admit a failure, which only makes it worse. He created a real life villian of himself with the whole Black Atom/DC controversy that is so convoluted, the only thing I know is that if a woman had attempted these hijinks she'd be branded a hysterical, compulsive liar who should not insert herself in matters that don't concern her.

The marketing for this movie has already started with a lie- that it has tested "through the roof". Just the irony of being dishonst about a Christmas movie- maybe because they know this is already a big steaming lump of coal.

Here, the Rock's describes this gem of a movie:

Or I can just watch any of those movies individually and get sick of Dwayne Johnson playing the same character over and over in every movie, and enjoy Harry Potter and It's a Wonderful Life on their own. Truthfully, is that meant to sound good? (He also referred to it as a "joy bomb", and like most things he says I can only believe about half of it).

You know what also doesn't sound warm and Chrismas-y? This:

The film has been described as "a globe-trotting, four-quadrant action-adventure comedy, imagining a whole new universe to explore within the holiday genre." If you're wondering, "four-quadrant" refers to the four major demographics Hollywood is always looking to win over — males, females, people under 25, and people over 25. And Amazon evidently feels "Red One" will appeal to all four quadrants.

Yeah, let me take my four-quadrant family on opening weekend! So welcoming.

Also, both leads are over paid and need a hit as they have had some major, I mean major, debacles to overcome. And it is not great being known as profit poison at a time when there is much more scrutiny of the bottom line. I can sense the desperation of this cash grab oozing off of them.

Interestingly, only a few years ago CE was named one of the best bang for your buck actors. Now he can barely get work and no longer has an audience (he alienated his fans and the general public either doesn't know him, doesn't care, or thinks he is hella creepy). But he has said he wants to quit and smoke pot all day, so maybe Hollywood will call his bluff this time. Besides, I doubt they were able to get the best performance out of him, considering his life was beginning its implosion while filming, even if he might not have known the full extent of the eventual destruction at the time. The mindset he displayed wasn't conducive to authenticity and Christmas-y-ness.

Ok, I know we all want original content, but maybe I should have been more specific and added that it needs to be sincere, too. I hear nothing sincere when someone tries to describe "Red One". It doesn't help that this is home grown from 7 Bucks, Dwayne Johnson's production company. They probably looked at the material in an echo chamber and lost perspective. And as we have seen, The Rock isn't know for his humble acceptance of criticism. The following official description sounds like a nerd wanting to show up all the popular kids who made fun of him in high school ("See, I wrote a Hollywood script that is now a movie. Bet you wish you went to the prom with we now, Courtney!"):

Red One is a fire-breathing Christmas action movie that completely reinvents the holiday genre. […] Red One is a really fun original action film for both Johnson and Evans, and it’s a world building piece of IP which lends itself to potential sequels set around different holidays

Boy someone thinks highly of themselves! Already on the make to ruin other holidays. I saw somewhere they claimed this could be a franchise comparable to the "Lord of the Rings". Whoa, Nelly. Pump the breaks on that male privlege. You are embarrassing yourself!

It's this need for empire building, I believe, is what will crush "Red One". This forced joy, what many of us feel at this time of year, has takes away the true spirit and fun of the holiday season.

Well, we know CE can ruin Valentine's Day, Halloween and Thanksgiving. Looks like he is well on his way to doing the same for Christmas.

This has about 7 more months to play out and maybe I am wrong, but right now it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, like egg nog left out from last Christmas. So, I think the two leads better get their measurements in now for the suits they will be wearing at the 2025 Razzie Awards. Here are some ideas for their rapist-supporting stylist:

PS- And, by the way, what the fuck is with the name- "Red One"? Sounds like a horror film about an itchy rash that will destroy the world. The Rock is the only one that can save us, but decides there is too much division right now and isn't going to support the President, played by a sad, hollow Chris Evans.

#don't piss on my leg and tell me it is raining #liars suck! #do better #check your privlege #Is there a woman any where or is this a complete sausage fest?

[flintandpyrite]

we are making cassoulet and it smells so fucking good in here

#we modified kenji's recipe for 2 people #so half a pound of beans and only 2 meats (duck legs and sausage) #plus salt pork of course #I think it will be amazing #flintandpyrite recipe blog

[joeyclaire]

#dhmis #<- technically but i’m talkin about like their old soundcloud music #chit chats #sausages hot dogs garlic bread chicken legs crab beef piece of wood for a seat

[spaghetti666salamander]

Seafood boil leftovers

#seafood boil #shrimp #snow crab #crab legs #shell on shrimp #corn cob #corn #red potatoes #garlic smoked sausage #onion #seafood #broth #butter sauce #old bay #yum #first time making this #parsley #slap ya mama #paprika #boiled egg #lemon #lobster tails #big meaty claws

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

also i need all of you to watch at least the decked out portion of sausage's hc9 world download video so you can see sausage be very, very bad at decked out and ALSO so you can see him really heavily flirt with beef and ren despite the fact that neither of them were there

#space rambles #mythicalsausage #i was literally losing it the whole time #its so funny. what do you mean you put a throne in beef's decked out cubby for yourself #what do you mean ren and beef can sit on the arms “legs crossed” or in your lap #what. hello. #sausage needs to be in the life series for like 900 reasons but one of them is so martyn has even more competition for ren's heart

[nepacala]

#shrimp #corn #sausage #crab legs #eggs #potatoes #seafood #lousiana #united states #french #spanish #native american #lol #fashion #art #diy #food #landscape #illustration #vintage #design #typography

[totally-not-deacon]

Loving how Daisy's ( one of my dogs) name has morphed around to the point she responds to like, half a dozen names now. Currently it's Bug.

The thought Process (or lack thereof):

Daisy > Daisy Doo > Daisy Doodle Dandy > Doodle > Doodle Bug > Bug

#she's a good pubby #dogs #pitbulls #well pittie mix #picture a pit/dachshund mix #it's as hilarious looking as it sounds #pitbull head on an overstuffed sausage body and tiny (yet very fast) short lil legs

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

Snickers from Bluey is PEAK character design

#Snickers #Snickers Bluey #Bluey #he's so long #his little sausage dog legs #as someone with a dachshund #they nailed it #that is the vibe #except when he said he doesn't like to dig holes #with his “little sausage dog legs” #that's inaccurate #my dog tries to dig into the couch #original

[celeb-mix]

#miley cyrus #legs #sexy celebrities #blond hair #toung out #sexy leggy #red lips #sausage

[polymoth]

Skinks make me laugh because they pretty much all look like they were trying to go the way of snakes but could never quite kick the legs habit

#skinks #pb&jae #i used to work with a blue-tongued skink as an ambassador animal at the oo #*zoo #and his big ol rectangular sausage body with the little bitty legs always tickled me

[silentwalrus1]

Fried Shrimp couch time from patreon! 

#fma #fried shrimp #royed #ed is simply enamored with roy’s total lack of facial featurws #anyway im not totally happy with how ed’s leg came out like a wet metal sausage casing but #the point was a quick lighting and pose sketch so its fine. Now to work on: SATURATED SHADOWS #my art

[smilesrobotlover]

Seeing your refs and height charts, you make designs and poses look easy. xD

Uh oh my gosh thank you 😭😭😭 I struggle soooo much with designs and poses tho BDKSBSKS specifically poses. Now, the more you do it, the better you’ll get at it of course, but I still have to fight for my life on drawing full body poses. Frickin feet and shoes gets me

#LEGS TOO #they’re so easy to turn into little sausages #you have to be careful #but I’m so glad it looks good enough that it doesn’t look like o fought for my life there! #I’ve def gotten better but man it’s still a struggle #I hate feet and shoes me and my homies hate feet and shoes #asks

[sanjisblackasswife]

Wiener is such a funny word

it looks like winner.

PP and Tallywackle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#i also say meatpocket #shlong #3rd leg #flaccid sausage