#saw a snail today... effervescent

[awnrii]

You know full well arthur is about to say some corny lovefool shit when the piano solo starts playing

#malevolent #(piano solo starts) #(arthur voice) (sincerely) Saw a snail today… Effervescent #(John voice) Arthur No #danny dialogue #I say this out of love. I love his stupid fucking head

[nobodys-saviour]

"Thats why I took a picture to show U" IRNAKDNDIAJDJSMSJDNFBSUNDJFNDJSNDEJ

#xavier: saw a snail today... effervescent #sorry i had to do it #love and deepspace #shen xinghui #xavier #shim seonghun #seiya

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i hate that twilight has a genuinely banger setting. like west coast rainy small town? sign me the fuck up yes please. stephanie meyer did fuck it over with the stalking and controlling from edward though

#i shit you not it would be a banger if edward was fucking normal #on another note #i just want to mention that i love the #i saw a snail today… effervescent #meme #its so fucking funny #anyways

[cowboydlc]

using my durge run to wring every piece of dialogue from gale possible. bro is having the time of his life with the ego boost he gets from tav doing the most mundane shit ever and then asking him his opinion on it

#gale i saw a snail today....effervescent

[tartt9]

@becoach asked // "that doesn't mean what you think it means." // from here !

"Fuckin'ell, seriously?" Jamie exclaims, somewhat frustrated. He'd thought he'd learned a new word. What the fuck is effervescent anyways, if it's not meant to describe this exact situation? Didn't the Twilight people use it like this? Was Jamie not effervescent in the new season's training gear? He huffs, his hands going to the hem of the Nike shirt, tugging it off. Folding it, Jamie sets it back in place in his locker, wanting to make less work for Will. He reaches for the shirt he'd come in wearing.

"I'll fucking Google it," he grumbles under his breath. He wants to learn. What's the internet for if not for teaching him words, and then immediately correcting him on the definition of those words when Beard tells him that the words don't mean what he originally thought they meant. Like philistines. Like effervescent, now, apparently.

#becoach #jamie fell into the 'saw a snail today effervescent' trap and didn't even bother to google effervescent before using the word irl #answered !

[theygender]

The curse of being a Tumblr veteran is knowing that this really cool and sexy vampire-themed love song is at least partially inspired by a Twilight shitpost from this website

#the word 'effervescent' was not used in that way before that shitpost of edward texting bella to say 'saw a snail today. effervescent' #the actual meaning of 'effervescent' is 'containing bubbles.' so it would make sense to say your soda for example was effervescent #the op of that post used a random word that didnt make sense for goofs but the word itself was so little known #that that post caused it to take on a new meaning #they either picked the word effervescent DIRECTLY out of that post (intentionally or not) #or they learned its new usage from a butterfly-flapping-its-wings chain of events resulting from the post #either way that twilight shitpost is at least partially responsible for these song lyrics #kiss me you animal #burn the ballroom #rambling #Youtube

[steelycunt]

also same nirvana anon but iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii alsoooooooooo have notifs on 4 uuuuuuuuuuuuu ur blog fucks so hard

what if we were joined in holy matrimony

#you guys must get soo tired getting a notfication just to see its me making a post like #'just had some sourdough i think i wont kill myself this morning' #like. literally saw a snail today.... effervescent <- half my blog #anon #telegram

[cereal-and-sadness]

#saw a snail today #effervescent

[mistymoorlight]

Bro shout out to my mom who has to deal with me texting her random shit all day about any minor thing that happens

#I’m literally saw a snail today. effervescent to her #I’ll send her a selfie of me at the gas station #or a picture of the hallway at school #or I’ll be like “I saw a bee today during lunch period! :D #and this is poor woman who is just trying to work her job as an hr manager is like #that’s great honey :) #you birthed me now you must put up with my bullshit

[buyingaradspaceship]

just cut up a pomegranate… effervescent

#saw a snail today #effervescent #ya know #edward cullen moment #it really does look black in the moonlight #hannibal moment #idk pomegranates are just neat #p

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

"this is the would you love me if i was worm website" "this is the saw a snail today effervescent website" yes exactly. which means now it is time to show some love to the caterpillar. this is the caterpillar won the bug race website.

#no respect for the unloved underdog smh #polls #bug race #hashtag team caterpillar

[honey-tongue]

Before refreshing myself with pmmm, I thought that Homura and Kyoko's relationship was more jokingly one sided on Kyoko's part but nearly everytime they interact in the anime/movie/manga spinoffs, it's Homura reaching out to her for some kind of obscure plan that keeps Kyoko in the dark and Kyoko's just like "...Yeah sure." Lol

Sometimes I'd like to imagine that Homura is the type of friend that randomly texts her at 3am (because of course she doesn't want to disturb Madoka) with some random shower thought she had or something and Kyoko texts in all caps GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

#ash says stuff #i keep thinking of the edward cullen text 'just saw a snail today. effervescent.' and imagine.... just hear me out lmaoooo

[onekingonecrown]

I'm just looking for vitamin c drink mixes and saw something that made me do a little haha

#saw a snail today #effervescent

[lingueenie]

I got called effervescent today and I can’t stop thinking about the fucking snail

#saw a snail today #effervescent

[i-saw-a-snail-today]

✨Effervescent✨

#effervescent #snail #I saw a snail today

[tiixij]

honestly its so fucked up that actual definition for effervescent is something that forms bubbles. like what do you mean it doesnt mean very beautiful?

#doesnt even sound like a bubble related word i think we should just change its meaning #and make places that track etymology of words make note of the twilight post about edward having a phone and texting #''saw a snail today... effervescent'' #linguistic watershed moment