Hello Stephen King, you have as much time as you need to write a novel about anything you want, but if you compare anything to a dick or boobs I’m killing you. I’m too tired of sick and boob metaphors to come up with a creative way to kill you.
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stole this off of Pinterest 🥸
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I hate when I get obsessed with multiple things at once because it's like "oh no, I spent all my free time playing Yugioh, I was supposed to waste the afternoon thinking about what Thanksgiving was like at the Jigsaw Killers' place :("
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My favorite part in Saw (2004) is right at the end when Adam is rescued and then lives a long and happy life
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Saw 1, 2, and 3 Soundtrack CDs
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if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep
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😂😂 BILLY WHAT THE FUCK GET DOWN WE CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE 😂😂
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the riddler felt inspired by jigsaw after he watched the hit 2004 movie, it’s true
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Hello kid from the recess yard. Whenever you saw me drawing, you would annoy me by asking if I was really an artist and if I was then I should draw you. Now you have to paint a piece of art so good that it will get you accepted into the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. If you fail, then I will shoot pencils out of a machine gun at you. Let's see who's really an artist now.
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when the two dudes you locked in a bathroom together are falling in love instead of playing by your strategically thought-out set of insane rules
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