Adam: If I fall…
Lawrence: I’ll be there to catch you.
Amanda, to Lynn: What if I fall?
Lynn: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Hoffman:
Hoffman, to Strahm: And if I fall?
Strahm: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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absolutely losing my goddamn mind at what this incorrect quote generator came up with when I put a few Saw characters into it
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Me as a Jigsaw Apprentice Intern Part 2
Me: “okay gang here’s y’all’s coffees! I had the barista put y’all’s names on it and with a sticker!”
John: *has a smiley face sticker cup*
Amanda: *has a skull sticker cup*
Lawrence: *has a peace sign sticker cup*
Hoffman: *has a glitter heart sticker cup, extra girly with lots of sparkles and pink*
Hoffman: “What the fuck is this?”
Me: “oh uh…”
Me: “uhm..”
Me: “idk I guess because you’re literally serving?? Idk…” 👉🏻👈🏻🥹🤭
Hoffman:…..
Hoffman: “You’re fucking weird.”
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"hello [...]. in front of you there is a needle pit. all of them are filled with oestrogen except one. this is your testosterone injection of the month. In order to survive you'll have to find it and do the shot. trans the gender or die: make your choice."
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Me: Competition is not in my nature. I want us all to win.
Jigsaw: Honestly, I don't even know how you got in here, but you're kinda ruining the vibe
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Hoffman: You've beaten me at my own game.
Lawrence: Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.
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Adam: Trying to drink less but still want to hang out with Lawrence. What are some sober things grown men can do together?
Amanda: You could try kissing.
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Hoffman: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
Strahm: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.
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John : Do you know what true strength is? Forgiving someone who isn’t even sorry.
Amanda : No offense but I would rather die.
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