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bogmachine · 9 months ago
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Hello Billy. Papa is out of the evil warehouse today. Before you is a set of colored pencils, a book of shapes and numbers, and a coloring book consisting of gruesome depictions of my best traps. You may also watch some television. There is orange juice and leftovers in the fridge which you must finish in 12 hours, or else they will go bad. Love you son
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punkmush · 4 months ago
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saw trap
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elderbeariez · 10 months ago
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original post by @shittysawtraps
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shittysawtraps · a month ago
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hello, local produce packager.
for years you have been wrapping fruits such as bananas and apples inefficiently, wrapped in a plastic container despite their own natural armor. well today, it will be you who is wrapped in plastic.
you are currently locked in a machine that will activate in 30 minutes and start to slowly rotate to wrap you in plastic, until you no longer have access to the air around you. to escape, you must perform surgery on the turtle in front of you, which you may notice has a few... plastic accessories lodged in itself, caused by people like you.
successfully save the turtle from these plastic deformities and you are free to go. if you tun out of time or the turtle dies, well I think you can surmise what happens then. good luck.
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osha-official-the-sequel · 4 months ago
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Hello Osha. As you may notice you are strapped to a forklift. Beside you is a forklift proffesional. You must get the keys from him and drive the forklift through the wall to safety.
Hello again, Lux. I always looks forward to these challenges you all send me.
Tell me, Lux, where did you think this would go? Would it end with me strapped to a forklift, raised to my demise? What point does your Saw trap intend to prove to me?
And why have you made such a fatal error?
Lux, who gives forklift certifications? Who does your hired professional really work for? How could you not see the traitor in your midst when his allegiance was stated so plainly in his job description?
Your "forklift professional" had to go through us for that certification. Through me. He'll be sure I'm lowered safely to the ground before taking me to a properly labeled exit.
You lose this round, Lux.
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juliaducournaus · 9 months ago
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The device you are wearing is hooked into your ribcage, and by the time this tape is finished, you will have one minute to find a way out. At the end of that minute... you should know better than anyone what happens then. 
The Angel Trap  in SAW III (2006) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman
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bloodizombie · 7 months ago
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sketches of the traps will always be my favorite things
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about-a-grrl · a month ago
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madllys · 6 months ago
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hello Georg. in front of you are 10,000 spiders. are you truly a statistical anomaly in the consumption of spiders, or will the spiders consume you?
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istired22 · 3 months ago
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STRAHM
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wild-zamboni · 18 days ago
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Saw trap where a neurotypical person has to let adhd/autistic people info dump and if they roll their eyes or say something passive aggressive the starving pigs eat them alive <3
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ohmyoverland · 24 days ago
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Hello celebrity. Before you is a single sheet of paper and a pen. In at least 500 words, please explain how your Met Gala outfit fits the year’s theme or justify why you ignored it. Be convincing or be killed by the nearest tumblrina. You have thirty minutes.
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punkmush · a month ago
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my sawtism
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closetedmullethaverr · 7 months ago
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im developing a strange obsession with movies that use w a y more fake blood than they should and now i want a repo! style musical but its saw
its basically like Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory with a ton of Billys as the oompa loompas and all the monologue before the trap starts is sung and shit
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shittysawtraps · 7 months ago
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Hello, Jessica. You’ve been telling your followers to “remember to drink water [sparkly heart emoji]” on social media. In front of you is a 5-gallon jug of water. If you cannot drink the whole thing in sixty seconds, the room will be flooded with water. Will you drink, or drown? The time starts now.
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mthanol · a month ago
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Hello Batman, do you want to play a game? strapped to your chest is a cage full of very hungry rats I picked up from the streets of Gotham City.
You have 10 minutes to figure out who wrote my immortal, and if you fail they will burrow through your chest and I will reveal your true identity.
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ofthefairhands · 4 months ago
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wait. rb this and tag what saw trap would fuck you up the most, i'll start: it's the needle pit from the nerve gas house and by a Lot, i'm already scared to hell and back of singular medical needles in sterile environments i think if i'd been in amanda's shoes there i'd have just straight up quit, fuck getting out or fulfilling my job as an apprentice
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bloodizombie · 7 months ago
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I LOVE RHIS CONCEPT
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sadfr0ggie · 10 months ago
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Mark Hoffman edit because this is what I do while on a mental health break😩🙏✨
(Hey it would be nice if everyone went and liked or shared this over on my TikTok @sad_froggie, I’m super shadowbanned over there🕺🏻✨)
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6u934t3r666 · a month ago
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all i did was doodle this long weekend.... here is the most sfw of what i did lol... ft various @metzer trolls that all happen to b on the right oops...
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