my actual pitch for saw x is that it’s like jason x in the sense that it’s set in space and it’s about a bunch of university students in the year 3055 living on board a spaceship accidentally reviving john “the jigsaw” kramer because they don’t know who it is. anyway in typical john fashion he decides he needs to recreate all of his games again and also needs to have his apprentices back but of COURSE everyone is dead so he uses the spaceship cloning technology to do this (it’s space and the future and you can clone anyone if you type in their name). and then this just sets everything up to repeat the entire franchise again but this time it’s in space. however due to production companies being the way they are they decide to recast everyone except for cary elwes (princess bride Name attachment to draw in crowds) because they think it needs a fresh look. this results in some wins (hoffman is now played by jack black) and some loses (they make timmy chalamet adam). also jaime lee curtis is now amanda but everyone still acts like she’s in her late twenties or whatever. you may be thinking to yourself “tibby did you conceive this when drunk and or high” and the answer is yes but i had enough function to create a poster for it:
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amanda… i want uppies *grabby hands*
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hopefully no one else has done this yet lmao
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doing cpr on the saw franchise fandom right now. hey saw enjoyers watch all the movies again and then post about them all the time so i can numb my little mind with blorbo content. everyone lives nobody dies gay people kiss
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your honor, pls. he’s all i have.
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The deleted scene of Adam with a stray cat can actually be so personal… I feel like if things were different Adam would be one of those depressed bitches who gets a cat and takes care of it to motivate them to take care of themselves and who cherishes the cat above everything but still names it “bastard” and calls it a little shit constantly while spoiling it…
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theory: both amanda and daniel were already injected with the antidote to the sarin gas before the beginning of the nerve gas game. they both looked Rough but neither of them coughed up blood or got nosebleeds + daniel was always meant to survive
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leigh said it’s my turn with the drowned rat
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someone else probably already came up with this but I thought it was kinda funny
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Hope this clears things up
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these bitches hate genders
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deleting all my dating apps to meet someone the old fashioned way
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I love the ending of Saw VII so much it’s fucking amazing, not necessarily because of the twist but because I get to see Hoffman suffer. I look like this the entire time
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