Dear Saxton Hale:
Is there anything you can't punch away?
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am i cruel for finding these lines hilarious.
i think its the contrast between this and how he reacts in the comics (loses his shit)
alternatively:
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thumbnail/brb screen art I drew for Shork’s Q&A livestream with the voice cast :D
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To Saxton! What’s your opinion on domestic animals? Not like jaguars or tigers but like a cat, dog maybe even a hamster?
Im fact here
*gives a hamster*
Don’t smoosh it.
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How the mercs did their top surgeries
Soldier: got two rocket launchers, tied a rocket to each tit, and let ‘em rip
Demoman: did that sick ass move he does with the eyelander and sliced those puppies clean off in one swing
Scout: unfortunate foul ball accident at a Red Sox game that saw a 112mph fastball take them clean off while he was in the stands eating a hotdog
Pyro: sometimes they’re there, sometimes they’re not, just don’t worry about it too much and STOP FUCKING UNZIPPING AND REZIPPING THEIR SUIT
Spy: went to a clinic in Switzerland and spent his recovery time in the Alps in a fancy cabin with scout’s mother
Medic: did his own, decided he wanted them, gave himself new ones, decided he didn’t want them, did his own, decided he wanted them, gave himself new ones, deci
Heavy: never did his, man’s got his Big Naturals au naturel
Sniper: The Koala Incident
Engineer: swapped his for mechanical tatas with turret nipples, regularly torments spy by making him look at them, HAS shot scout in the ass with them
Bonus
Hale: there isn’t a man or machine on this planet that can take his rack save for himself, and he refuses to do it on the basis that they’re good for Mann Co. Advertising
Merasmus: Dark Ambient Swag
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