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alwerakoo · 8 days ago
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Ok but imagine all the sbi somehow being Kristin's and Philza's kids (magic) and Kristin is like. Very passive-aggressive about the whole "Technoblade never dies" thing
"Oh of course you never die, why would you ever want to visit your poor, old mother... Look at Tommy, he visits me all the time!"
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demonboyhalo · 17 days ago
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Techno has been waiting 3 weeks to play Monopoly. Tommy pushes it back an hour to do lore. They hadn't tested to see if Monopoly would work before stream. Wilbur's office has the game banned. They try and play it on Tabletop, but Wilbur misclicks and downloads Talisman instead. SBI is forced to play whatever the fuck Talisman is. Wilbur is the only one who knows how to play, and he does not know how to play. Philza is naturally evil, and does not role high enough to become good. Technos mic is cutting out. Tommy fights the Sentinel 3 times despite the fact that it has triple his attack damage. Philza finds a wife. Tommy gets beat up by Techno so hard that Wilbur's game crashes. This is 4 out of 4 content.
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bitchass-blaze · 26 days ago
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SBI joining VCs is like
Phil : hi mæte :)
techno: hellooooooo :)
wilbur: hello [name] :)
tommy:
HELLO??!?!!!!!?!!!!??
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apollos-boyfriend · 17 days ago
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posts that would’ve been completely incomprehensible one hour ago
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coffit0 · 2 days ago
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Artistic bois inc + proud father
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wilbursoot-updates · 3 days ago
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Philza tweeted photos of the giraffe and hedgehog art that Wilbur drew on Phil's stream yesterday, hanging on his fridge (like a proud dad)!
"I'm so proud of him 🥲"
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420technoblazeit · 17 days ago
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'go to hell' is boring
'i hope you miss a 4/4 sbi stream where every game they play crashes and it increasingly descends into chaos' is much worse. im trying so fuckign hard to make sense of my dash to no avail. is this how the people felt after the tower of babel? doomed to speak and speak yet never understand, split apart by the curse of a god who, perhaps hypocritically, deemed their hubris too great. those who were once companions turned against each other, separated by the very tongue that once bonded them. the night approaches and still yet i do not know the happenings of the day
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some-bread-roll · a month ago
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Wilbur aggressively running at Tommy at the beginning of vlogs
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callizinc · 17 days ago
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sbi during tonights stream be like im with the boys. im at family game night. im violently ill. im playing monopoly. im not playing monopoly. im playing talisman. im wife haver. im getting kicked off talisman. im plagued by my router. im playing transformice. im in room poopie. im getting kicked off transformice. im dropping 30k viewers. im playing worms revolution. im downloading a virus. im the burden of my monitor. im a worm. im getting kicked off by the worms. im making a group pact. im changing my name. im gone
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alwerakoo · 2 months ago
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Another little hc because I'm obsessed with Phil and Techno as war buddies
piglins develop very differently from humans
the kids are able to walk basically minutes after birth and are expected to quickly learn how to survive on their own
Techno doesn't have much experience with human kids-so when Philza shows him his new son, all he can really say is
"why is he so small?"
"he's gonna grow", Phil tells him
the next morning, Techno wakes him up at 6am
"Philza. He still hasn't grown."
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geoguessbur · a month ago
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This part is too real for any younger sibling ever
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