#sbi incorrect quotes

[kittycatcomander]

AU where SBI are villains, and Kristin is the villain wrangler making sure all the kids who get counseling in her office get a chance to meet who ever they want, even if they’re wanted dead by the hero commission.

Cue meet-cute(?) between Kristin and Phil, where she spends weeks tracking down the infamous “ Crowfather, killer of heroes and hater of the system” because some little kid wanted see him, and she stands tall and totally not terrified (/s) on a rooftop waiting for him.

And Phil is faced with this woman who spent hours and hours researching his routines not to arrest him but to let a little kid meet him, and he just falls for her.

So they exchange numbers, and everytime from there on out when Kristin has a kid who wants to meet The Blade or Orpheus or Nemesis she just casually shoots THE TOP VILLAIN a message, internally screaming, while Phil is kicking his feet on the air like a stereotypical teenager everytime his phone dings with a personalized ringtone.

Hero!Dream: I have finally confronted you, doer of evil! Today, our fight will be legend-

Crowfather!Phil: wait pause mate- OMG ITS HER 🥰🥰

Hero!Dream: wait wha-

Technoblade: I’ll take it from here

And so begins her getting really casual about the fact she personally texts the top villain.

I’m imagining some side stuff where she meets Tommy, a sidekick in desperate need of help (which she’s happy to provide), and a few others who’s relationship evolves with her over time.

Kirstin when first meeting the Blade: hooooooly smokes this guy is Dangerous, but if the kid wants to meet him… I’ll be prepared

Techno: uhhhhhh (struggling to interact with the receptionist, holds kids and swings them around gently like planes, lets them win fake fights)

Kristin: ok wait he’s like seven shaking puppies built like a brick house

She and Phil talk more and more as the arrangement continues, about everything and eventually life, and things shift from there. The first time that a villain tries hurting one of the kids also shifts their relationship…. especially since Kristin handles it as efficiently as she does.

There’s more, but in this AU I imagine Kristin to have a super dangerous power of her own (unregistered because teehee) that motivated her to work with troubled youth in need of help and kids working with a limited lifespan. I want her to be OP but just friendly and downplaying her ability since she was never in a situation to use it to the full extant.

Also there’d obviously be a CrimeBoys plot and adoption of Tommy into the family (bye bye Dream) which leads to her getting invited over to like. Family dinners and stuff, where the interactions are all completely cute and normal but undercut by her perspective reminding her of crimes they’ve all committed. Like-

“Phil, who had the most beautiful eyes but hands stained with the blood of approximately 3,791 people, passed her the salad with a bright smile. His son(?) continued the story of how he met a new friend. Kristin wasn’t sure if the story was in or out of masks, and she was scared to ask at this point.”

I especially want her to and Phil to reflect the two main approaches to changing the world, where you could either completely destroy the system in place (villains, anarchy) and forcefully restart, or you could tackle an issue at its lowest (if the world is full of corrupt people, change the people from a young age)

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[dykeblade]

Take a shot everytime i make fun of c!Wilbur for literally anything. Love his pathetic ass ❤️

^ twinsduo

#my art #technoblade #wilbur soot #philza #sbi incorrect quotes #YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS ISN'T THE TECHNO/WILBUR/PHIL DYNAMIC ITS SO IMPORTANT #LIKE???? #i love your withers technoblade #i'm dying of blood loss technoblade #speaking of which #blood cw #for every half-decent post i make i have to make an equally stupid shitpost #dreamsmp #mcyt #goodbye everybody ill see you next week

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Wilbur, age 12: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Philza*

Techno, age 12: Oh yeah, I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, please be good.’*

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[worldsmajesty]

SBI INCORRECT QUOTES #3

Wilbur: I have the highest kiss count in the family

Techno: Maybe, but you don't have the highest kill count in the family

Tommy: IM A MINOR-

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[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Techno: Tommy isn’t answering his phone. Wilbur: I’ll call Techno: Phil and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Tommy: Hello?

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[neonisradioactive]

inktober day 27: snack

wilbur is an agent of chaos when even when tommys not there

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[gemsiiie]

sbi incorrect quotes but it’s things my friends said that are in MY QUOTE BOOK

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*Wilbur and Tommy playing minecraft*

Wilbur: Who just spawned inside me??

Tommy: That’s what mothers say when they’re pregnant.

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Tommy: Flamboyant. It’s gay water.

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Techno: Looking dead inside is the best way to look.

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Wilbur: Hey girl, if you were my god, i’d change religions 😎

#this was inspired by someone #and most are single quotes but wtv #also philza is nonexistent so ya #not EXAXTLY sbi #sbi #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #technoblade

[quartzo-oh]

c!Tommy: Phil, I feel like you have the qualities that would make you a great dad. c!Wilbur: Mate, he's our dad. c!Tommy: Yeah, I'm aware of that, but technically he adopted me. I'm actually an orphan. c!Techno, appearing from nowhere: What did you say?

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[pillowdrawz]

I just watch the Tommy's Disney Land vlog still no 4/4 :( But i imagine Techno just alone here XD

(Just come back from Twitter Still funny and weird how some Dream Anti dig Up things JUST to cancel or hate dream XD i don't like him but digging up things just to hate on him Is ridiculous and entertaining for me)

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[dsmpbutbetter]

tommy, texting techno: help i’m being kidnapped techno: where are you? tommy: i’m with some strange person. in a car. help. techno: i’ll call wilbur. wilbur, answering their cell: hello? techno: where’s tommy? he texted me that he was being kidnapped. wilbur: tommy? what do you mean, he's right next to me- wilbur: wilbur: i’ll call you back. *hangs up* wilbur: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! tommy: WHO ARE YOU?!

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[jadespeedster17]

Wilbur: Your blood runs with hate and spite Techno: Maybe it does but-

Wilbur: If a vampire were to drink your blood, they’d combust from all the heat.

Techno: . . . Go to your room, I don’t want to deal with you right now.

Wilbur: I don’t hear denial!

#this was just something me and my brother said to each other #I was Wilbur lol #my brother was denying being spiteful and mean to us for giggles #so I said this #he didn't deny it just made a face because he couldn't lol #sbi incorrect quotes #sleepy bois inc incorrect quotes #incorrect sleepy bois inc #sleepy bois inc #SBI #wilbur soot #technoblade

[blackout174]

This is the truest way they could possibly react.

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[lunar-lover-writes15]

SBI RANDOM WRITE PART 2

Second part to the last tangent/story. TW SWEARING!

Technoblade: “Are you sure about this? Once this thing broadcasts, there’s no turning back.” (Talking about the video of Tommy stuck in a tree)

Wilbur: (evil look in his eyes) “That’s what I’m counting on.”

20 minutes later

Tommy: (yelling and opens the door) “WHAT THE FUCK WILBUR!! YOU POSTED THE DAMN VIDEO OF ME IN THE FUCKING TREE!?”

Wilbur: “BAHAHAHAHAA YES HAHAHAHA”

Tommy: “WHAT THE HELL!”

Philza: (standing in the doorway) “Payback for NOT LISTENING TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!”

Techno: “Yep, payback…plus it’s funny. It could go into a YouTube compilation.”

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[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Kidnapper: I have your child.

Philza, tired: Which one I have seven.

Kidnapper: The annoying kid who never shuts up.

Philza: Which one I have seven.

#Philza just need a vacation #philza #incorrect quotes #sbi incorrect quotes #dream smp #dsmp #incorrect dsmp

[worldsmajesty]

SBI INCORRECT QUOTES #2

Tommy, in his big man age of 17 after Phil told him that he can't burn school and call it self defence: IM LEAVING

the Uber driver that Phil called cause he didn't want Tommy to go around at night alone: okay????

#tommyinnit #philza #philza minecraft #ctommy #wilbur soot #technoblade #sleepy boys inc #sbi incorrect quotes #sbi #sbi inc #wohoooo

[autistic-fandom-trash]

Tommy: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Wilbur: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Techno: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Philza: You guys are fucking terrifying.

#sleepy bois inc #inncorrect quotes #sbi incorrect quotes #sbi