it’s late, and i’m losing my shit thinking about social media in sbsp. like:
> the krusty krab and the chum bucket having an ongoing social media war, a la:
> “thanks neptune” becomes a meme for every minor inconvenience. just dropped my krabby patty on the floor #thanksneptune. boat broke down on the bb highway #thanksneptune. eventually the hashtag reaches king neptune himself, who simply replies, “you’re welcome.”
> patrick and/or sandy liveblogging squidbob. kinda like this. mr. krabs sets up a betting pool on them, and the whole town is in on it. there’s a group chat and everything. “if i have to watch these two flirt instead of getting my krabby patty one more time, i will riot,” pleads a desperate incidental. “my lunch break is only an hour.”
> lots and lots of snail/worm videos. gary has his own fishtagram, and it’s run by spongebob. all the captions say “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.” he regularly gets thousands of likes.
> people weirdly obsessed with “glove world/glove universe” marriage proposals. videos like, GETTING ENGAGED AT GLOVE WORLD! MY GLOVE WORLD ENGAGEMENT! sweep the internet. “i wanna get engaged at glove world!” groans patrick. “by the way, what’s engaged?”
> someone points out that squilliam’s unibrow looks “ready for takeoff”, so people just start ... photoshopping his unibrow in high places. in the sky. on an airplane. in space. squidward loses his shit, saves every version he can find, and spams squilliam with them until he gets blocked
> aesthetic nature shots of jellyfish fields with captions like “we all swim in the same sea” or whatever
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