I'm sorry but--
For the cat husbands: One of them does some dumb shit and the other sprays them with a bottle like one does to a cat lol
Mr. I'm Fine Leave Me Alone and then would be found 30 minutes later passed out on the couch
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Hello. Can I ask for the reaction of Disney villains to s/o with paralysis of the lower extremities?
Will bribe, threaten and blackmail the entire city into being handicap friendly and the heroes can't even do anything because how the fuck do you argue against that without sounding like a complete asshole? "Oh look, that restaurant you like finally got that ramp. Must have been because the owner was confined to a wheelchair himself quite recently. Heard about it from a friend.": Hades, Sykes, Chernabog, Horned King, Maleficent and Cruella.
Will, like idiots, attempt to fix it with magic. Hijinks ensue. "I'm sorry I made you float 200 feet in the air, and made you grow wings, and made you teleport randomly... and for giving you spider legs but I really thought that last one would work!": Yzma, Ursula, Jafar and also Maleficent but don't tell anyone.
Casts magic on the wheelchair instead like a smart person. "Just say 'stairs' and it will float up or down the nearest set. Also it WILL bite people it doesn't know so watch out for that.": Dr. Facilier and Mim.
Chronic worrier, they will over monitor S/O and be irritatingly helpful. Tell them to run into the woods and find a blue flower with red thorns. "That was mean, and impractical we needed eggs! I could have gotten eggs!": Shan Yu, Shere Khan, AUTO, DORIS, Randall and Headless horseman.
Gives the asked for amount of help and generally doesn't make any sort of fuss over it. "Hey do you wanna- Wait let me... Yeah it's accessible, you wanna see a Dolly Parton cover band this Friday? The bar has loaded nachos too.": King Candy, Captain Hook, Scar, Zira, Ernesto and Alameda Slim.
Straight up forgets most of the time, they are pure of intention but dumb of ass. "It's on the top shelf... Why would that- OH FUCK RIGHT!": Oogie Boogie and Tamatoa.
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Hiya Onix! Love seeing the slow burn between Hades and Facilier, any other developing couples in the house that you know of? Or better yet, any hilarious mishaps in the dating department 😂 no need to answer if you don't want to, have a good day!
Yep! There are a couple of relationships here that I know of. 😄
(These are some of the characters I ship, I'm not sure if anyone else does but here we go. Also I've actually drawn some of these guys for the first time so forgive me if they're a bit off, sorry for the late reply. 😂)
#1: Scar, Zira & Shere khan.
(Onix: Scar has been over Zira for a few years now since he got together with Khan, Khan really loves Scar but is becoming impatient with Zira's behavior, Zira also loves Scar but wants to destroy Khan to keep Scar to herself. It's complicated compared to other universes. 😅)
#2: Maleficent & Ursula.
(Onix: They're my fantasy moms, they do so many cute things together like doing each other's nails, having tea together, all the adorable old lady stuff! They've been together for years & in every conversation I have with one or the other they always mention their lover in the most dear & adorable ways. 😄)
#3: Medusa & McLeach.
(Onix: A city girl & an outdoorsman with a country couple kinda love, they bicker, they argue, & at the end of the day, the only people on their mind is each other. Believe it or not, they've actually been married since before I got here, their actually the only married couple in the house so far. 😊)
#4: Clayton & Cruella.
(Onix: They used to be a passionate couple, but their opposites outweighed their similarities, & it eventually tore them apart. Cruella was drawn more to the fur he could provide, while he genuinely yearned for a relationship. But I think he may also be gay, I don't know though. 😶)
#5: Ernesto & Slim.
(Onix: This is what it would be if Morticia Addams was a mexican musician & Gomez Addams was a western outlaw. I think by this description you can already guess the kind of relationship they have. Very passionate & romantic, this relationship definitely has a strong bond between these two. 😁)
#6: Jafar & Hook.
(Onix: Hook treats Jafar like a precious gem, constantly bestowing gifts & showering him with love. Jafar adores every minute of Hook's attention, admiring him for his kind heart & passionate affection. Hook will sometimes call Jafar his "seashell". 😆)
#7: Mor'du & Sabor.
(Onix: No one, not even myself thought these two were together, but Mor'du is attracted to power, & Sabor isn't one to back down from a fight, she's very independent & ready to stand her ground even if a bear were to charge at her. He likes her for it. 😌)
#8: Evil Queen & the Horseman.
(Onix: So, the Horseman fell in love with the Queen & has tried to slowly approach her about his feelings, but the Queen doesn't know whether she wants to accept his heart, or deny his advances. She never met someone who genuinely wanted to be with her so she's kinda conflicted. 😞)
That's all for now, but I might have some more in the future. 😁
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Disney Villain Humanizations!
Characters are, from left to right: Shere Khan, Scar, Zira, Kaa, Professor Ratigan, Sir Hiss, Honest John, Sabor, and Prince John.
This is a redo of an old piece that I put under the cut!
Old art + side-by-side comparison of the current one:
Sir Hiss and Honest John are new additions :DDD
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