#scham rambles

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Me with every writer and artist which some how shows up in my activity

#so many talented and passionate people #and im happy to be here lol #scham rambles

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For Scham

@dummybirdnero was hard at work and also got this cute lil doodle made for my good buddy @scham-wcan who got me into Cinwin and by extension JAILBIRDS BABY!

They also let me ramble and don't back up when I talk about DWR so I mean it's only fair I got them their otp of 'older, edgier Whiterose' behold cuteness of cinwin given form!

#rwby #cinwin #snowfall

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Weiss: I feel like I’m still asleep, somebody needs to shake me awake

Cinder, unprompted: Well you’re the size of a baby, so I think that’s illegal

Ruby: Okay, I’ll hold her but you only get a ten second heads start

Winter: Excellent, I’ve never seen Weiss get that red before

#cinder fall #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #ruby rose #weiss schnee #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Ruby: … Weiss how much do you weigh?

Weiss, choking: exCUSE ME?

Ruby: Well, you’ve drank like two pots of coffee today?

Weiss: AND?

Ruby: You’re probably, like, some percent coffee at this point right? Like two percent coffee, maybe 0.5 part cream?

Weiss: … I need you to go back to staring at your scroll

Ruby: That’s where I’m doing the math on how much of my wife is coffee

#weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #white rose #scham rambles

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Weiss, declaring: I wish to watch a horror movie for date night

Ruby: Oh? What did you get brave all of a sudden?

Weiss: I have always been brave. No, I think its time I get used to horror, I am too old to be bothered by boogiemen and monsters. I fight Grimm! I know what real horror is!

Ruby: Alright, alright, sure. I know just the movie we could watch.

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The Movie: is building suspense

Weiss: Its fine, I’m fine

Ruby: Is that what people say when they’re calm?

Weiss: Why is she going in there? The gurgling came from there so you decide to go in there?

Ruby: …

Weiss: Ruby say something, I don’t like this quiet-

Loud Noise

Weiss, screeching from now on top of Ruby: SHIT NO NO RUN

Ruby, fighting to not wheeze laugh:

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #scham rambles

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Weiss, reading at her chair, coffee beside her, rain pelting the window, slippers comfortably warm: Ahhhh... A peaceful wonderful moment of quiet~

Ruby, from another room: Weiss?

Weiss: Hmm, I'm in here!

Ruby: There you are, oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you

Weiss: You didn't, now what could I do for you?

Ruby, game controller in hand: I just was gonna ask if you wanted to order some food tonight and play some Moonwater Canyon with me? We could make it a comfy date night thing

Weiss, closing her book: Ruby Schnee-Rose, there is nothing I would rather do more than sit on our couch, eat crappy food, and tend to our digital farm together.

Ruby, beaming: G-great! I'll call your favourite place, you won't regret it!

Weiss: Oh, I never do

#weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Bed Time

Weiss, working at the kitchen island late LATE night: What in Tartarus does this graph even say? The whole department needs freaking math lessons-

Ruby, appearing in a burst of peddles: HEY WEISS BING BONG BED TIME

Weiss: R-RUBY WAIT-

Weiss, now in Ruby’s arms and tied in a blanket: Ruby, I have work to do!!

Ruby: No you don’t, you can come to bed and pass out because I am lonely and it is 3 AM :)

Weiss: NUUUUUU

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #scham rambles

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Winter, overworked: Can’t hit rock bottom if you already live there :)

Weiss: Is… Is she alright?

Cinder: Ho oh yeah, she just needs the forced break

Weiss: The ‘forced break?’

Cinder: C’mere girly!

Winter, tackled with a blanket and thrown over Cinder’s shoulder: Need… work

Cinder: You need garbage documentaries and my food is what you need

Ruby, writing notes: Forced… break

Weiss: Do NOT write this down!

Ruby: I have already wrote it, you cannot stop me anymore

#cinder fall #winter schnee #cinwin #ruby rose #weiss schnee #snowfall #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Weiss, bags in hand from a shopping trip: Attention, love of my life, I have things for you

Ruby: P-pardon? Weiss I thought you said you’re not going to spend anything recklessly on me anymore

Weiss, carrying more and more bags in: Exactly! This isn’t reckless, this is planned, and you deserve all of this!

Ruby: Weisssss… This is so unfair-! Wait woah I needed new headphones, alright you’re payment of hugs and kisses is being delivered now!

Weiss, being tackled: I am victorious-hmpf!

#weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Weiss: I am so happy we’re the normal couple in our groups

Ruby: Yang and Blake aren’t that bad

Weiss: Yes but compared to my sister and Cinder the Bees are perfectly tame. I am perfectly content with how you and I managed to keep our sanity

Ruby, fawning: Aww, I love you too Snow Angel! Proceeding into an endless tirade of helplessly pet names

Weiss, red: Q-quit nuzzling me like that! Someone could see-!

Camera flash, Weiss and Ruby frozen:

Cinder: Oh my gods its like puppy love

Winter, taking another photo: Its so morose, I think I’m going to be sick

Weiss, held in place by an embarrassed Ruby: DELETE THAT-

Winter: I am so happy we are the normal ones around here

Cinder: Ha. Look at us, who would have thought it? Of course your snort laugh is still oddly cutely anormal

Winter: Yes and your cackle is normal?

#cinder fall #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #ruby rose #weiss schnee #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Weiss: Explain to me-

Ruby: If I had a lien for every scolding that’s started with that

Weiss: Wha- N-no? This is not a scolding! I have a question!

Ruby: Oh wow, alright what’s up?

Weiss: My official social media gets a lot of odd dms, now I know they’re all, frankly, obscene, but I thought you could explain to me why I should not expose them all for their crass comments?

Ruby: Hmm?

Weiss: Why should I not expose people making juvenile remakes about m-?

Ruby: I will call Cinder and we will find them

Weiss: Why do you look so mad all of a sudden? No no, put the scythe down this is not an assassination request calm down

#cinder fall #weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #scham rambles

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Weiss, reading some nonsense spooky conspiracy posts: … and in an effort to save the person from the amalgamation pieces would be carved and surgically removed- this is nonsense? How is any of this even remotely scary?

Ruby, vibrating, clutching a pillow closer: Yeah, not scary at all.

Weiss: … Are you shaking?

Ruby: Why aren’t you scared?? You’re scared of everything!

Weiss: It maybe is off putting but none of this is scary, what do the words ‘squelching’ ‘moist’ ‘or crunching’ make you uncomfortable?

Ruby: YES

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Winter: Oh, well that isn’t good

Weiss: Hmm? What?

Winter: I see an angry wife down the hall

Weiss: Yours or mine?

Winter: Does it matter?

Weiss: Well, if its mine there is a chance we will live

Cinder, barging into the office: YOU TWO HAVE A LOT OF NERVE

Ruby, hidden behind Cinder’s form: YEAH

Weiss: Oh, well we may be dead anyway

#cinder fall #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Ruby: So, uhh, what do you two even do for fun when you’re not out with us?

Weiss: Ruby-!

Cinder: Well, I still sew and read

Winter: I do supplemental work from home regularly and watch documentaries

Ruby: Yeah, but like, anything from this century

Cinder, looking at Winter:

Winter, looking at Cinder:

Cinder, sighing: I got into Doom

Winter, embarrassingly: I’ve become addicted to strategy games

Weiss, on Ruby immediately: You’ve made my sister a nerd!

Ruby: I have no regrets!

#cinder fall #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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Ruby: So… Do you ever feel bad being the short one?

Winter: Aha… You’re not talking to me… I will be damned if you’re talking to me

Ruby: I mean you and Weiss are the small ones

Winter: H-how dare you-?

Cinder, looming: You are rather small

Weiss, practically underfoot: Yeah… you kinda are

Winter: YOU’RE SMALLER THAN ME

Weiss: But I accept it

#cinder fall #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles

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On a Mission

The Team, finding a chasm:

Winter: Damn, we have to find a way around

Weiss: Ugh, we could summon across, though our Auras would suffer

Ruby: …

Cinder: … How far can you throw your Schnee

Ruby: Far enough for this…

Five minutes later

Winter, about to be thrown: Cinder PUT ME DOWN- PUT ME-

Ruby, across the chasm: Sorry?

Weiss: You… You are lucky I love you

#cinder fall #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #scham rambles