#schitt's finale

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

patrick brewer weaponizing my greatest weakness (big beautiful brown eyes)

#HES FINALLY HERE #im rewatching it and hes back #HES BACK!! #david x patrick #patrick brewer #schitts creek #sooooo much gender envy happening

[littlespoonevan]

ok i know it's probably my fault for blacklisting it almost immediately when it first became popular on tumblr but like. nobody told me ted lasso was so wholesome?????????????

#i just finished the s2 christmas ep and i legit nearly cried askdjfh #this is giving me like schitt's creek levels of fulfilment i didn't expect this!!!!!! #listen i ignored it bc it was a show about football and that's on me i apologise #if you haven't picked up on it i'm finally watching all the shows everyone's been hyping up for months/years #i think i've 10 on my list overall and this is number 8 so i feel like i should do a review at the end lmao #mine

[smileyrice]

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#david rose #patrick brewer #schitt’s creek #fanart #FINALLY FREE FOR THE YEAAARRR #just wanted to let loose w this one #and draw whatever without thinking

[filet-o-feelings]

i felt you in my life before i ever met you

David/Patrick | G | 534 words

Have a little New Years ficlet!

#I finally wrote something #it's not much but I think it's cute? #schitt's creek fanfic #david x patrick

[brobertdowneyjr]

Big day for queers

#taika waititi #dan levy #this is the final straw that was keeping me sane #i can’t be the only one obsessed with this can I ???? #schitts creek #our flag means death

[romance-de-la-luna]

What if my mental health is actually fine and I just haven't been turning my music up loud enough

#moths #mental health #but seriously I might have just felt genuine happiness for the first time in... definitely this year #maybe rewatching the schitts creek finale and crying a lot had something to do with it too though #anyways back to feeling like shit yay

[wordthieve]

Anything for Us

From the moment he trips over David Rose in the hallway outside English, Patrick Brewer is determined to be his friend. And David, despite his best efforts to remain unfriended, never stands a chance.

Soon inseparable, they set to work navigating the ever-changing pathways of high school and university. The one constant: their friendship.

But everything changes.

A David and Patrick high school/university AU.

#prologue and chapter 1 published this weekend #please swing by if you like #it's taken SO LONG and it's finally just about done #HS/university AU #HS/college AU #sc fic #schitt's creek fic #schitts creek #schitt’s creek #david x patrick

[angstics]

???!!!!!!!!

#when did i start this show? i think post patrick pre proposal #so i wasnt there for most of the show. still crazy. love this show. hashtag canada. watched the finale LIVE on cbc gem #Instagram #schitts creek

[screadingchallenge]

How long until 10,000 fics?

Our little Schitt's Creek fandom hit 9,000 fics this week, so I thought it would be fun to have a little guessing game about when we 10,000 fics.

For context, here are the fic milestones to date:

1000 Aug 22,2019 2000 Dec 30, 2019 3000 May 25, 2020 4000 Sep 11, 2020 5000 Dec 11, 2020 6000 Mar 10, 2021 7000 Aug 12, 2021 8000 Dec 29, 2021 9000 Oct 3, 2022

I've made a google form to collect the guesses, the deadline to guess is October 15, 2022.

Once all the guesses are in, I'll publish a list and we'll see how everyone does.

Happy guessing!

#10000 fics #now to remember that I've done this when we finally get there #sc fanfic #schitt’s creek #schitts creek

[keila-escandell]

I AM NOT FINEEEEEE!!!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S FINE?? HEEEEEERRRR!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#emilyhampshireedit #emily hampshire #schitt's creek #schitts finale #schitts creek #schittscreekedit #schittscreekmemes #schittscreekgifs #stevie x david #stevie x twyla #alexis x stevie #stevie budd #david x stevie #12 monkeys #jennifer goines #chapelwaite #rebecca morgan

[housewifebuck]

I kinda did want all that info but didn't know how to word it correctly. So thank you for sharing.

Ur SO welcome <3

#well if u really wanna know #I joined in 2014 and didn’t understand the app for a while and then accidentally stumbled into the spn fandom #and as detrimental as that was to my forming psyche #it’s also how I met some of my oldest and closest friends #then I joined marvel tumblr which was somehow even more insane and toxic (back then anyway) #and then I was offline for a few years #and then in like 2021 ish I finally watched schitts creek which brought me back #and also is the reason I started posting fic #my first fics on ao3 were for SC #don’t read them tho they’re awful LMFAOOO #and then I fell into shameless and then in may I watched 911 and well now I’m stuck here #this is the longest and most invested I’ve ever been in a fandom #usually my interest in fandoms fades in like 1-3 months max #ANYWAY. #asks #anonymous #office hours

[smileyrice]

surrender my heart

#david rose #patrick brewer #schitt’s creek #comic #fanart #finally rolling out the crj lyric comics HEHEHE #the song is surrender my heart by carly rae jepsen!!

[filet-o-feelings]

Oooh p&d kiss #49. Out of necessity please

Sorry this took me so long!

Patrick has been gone for three minutes and seventeen seconds. Eighteen. Nineteen.

David should really stop looking at the clock, it’s just that it’s the only thing he can focus on to keep his mind off of the fact that he’s still not entirely sure where things stand between them. He had walked in the store with the intention of making up with Patrick and the whole Rachel thing, unable to stand being apart any longer despite all of the lovely gifts.

He really should have done this sooner, because he’s afraid he’s fucked things up this time. Patrick didn’t seem too mad, but he wants an olive branch and all David wants is to kiss his boyfriend.

Correction, he needs to kiss his boyfriend. He needs to know he still has a boyfriend. He needs them to be okay. And maybe Patrick deserves an olive branch or two.

Patrick definitely deserves an olive branch. Maybe an entire olive tree.

Because, the thing is. Patrick is different. Patrick treats him the way he always wished someone would, the way he never expected anyone to.

Patrick treats him like he actually likes David, like he thinks David is interesting and deserving of someone like Patrick, and David had started to believe him.

And then Rachel happened, and David retreated. He had almost stopped waiting for the ball to drop, so when it swung into town like a wrecking ball it had knocked the wind out of him and left him questioning everything.

Then the gifts came rolling in, and the texts from Patrick that David couldn’t bring himself to respond to. They proved how well Patrick knew him, that he really does care. They were few, but sincere, and they were exactly what David needed to hear; an I’m sorry, David, I never meant to hurt you the first night and a good morning, I’ll cover the store. We can talk whenever you’re ready the following morning. Patrick knew to give David his space and not overwhelm him with apologies via text. Apologies to David were better received in gift boxes.

Then David went and got greedy, and might have messed up the first decent relationship he’d ever had.

So yeah, David couldn’t help but watch the clock and wait for Patrick to come back from lunch, but it had been years (seven minutes and twenty five seconds, but David is convinced the clock is broken–did someone go and reprogram the minute hand to years while he was moping and collecting olive branches?) and David still stood alone in his–their store.

Surely it’s usually busier than this?

The bell above the door shakes him from his spiraling and he looks up and offers a forced smile at the customer. Once they’ve made their purchase, he forces himself to avoid looking at the clock again and begins considering his options.

Patrick wants an olive branch.

He can do that. He can come up with a gift for Patrick. He considers things Patrick likes, eventually deciding that the best way to Patrick’s heart isn’t through material gifts, but something that David can do for him to show he means it; to show Patrick he’s all in.

After a few more minutes of brainstorming, looking back on their relationship, he has the perfect idea. His lips curl slightly as the idea fully forms and the bell rings again, revealing Patrick with a large bag and a drink tray from the cafe.

“You still got me lunch?”

Patrick rolls his eyes fondly as he sets the bag and drinks down on the counter, “Of course I did. I’m still expecting an olive branch, though.”

David steps out from behind the counter and wraps his arm around Patrick’s waist. “Oh, you’re getting an olive branch, honey.” He winces almost imperceptibly at his casual use of the pet name, still not sure if that’s okay, but Patrick smiles and David can’t hold back any longer. He presses his lips to Patrick’s, sinking into the familiar feeling as Patrick kisses him back like maybe he needs this as much as David, who thinks he may have just made a slight whimpering noise, which is confirmed when Patrick laughs a little before diving back in.

If he gets that reaction from a small, involuntary sound, David can’t wait to watch Patrick’s reaction when he puts his plan into action, Tina Turner over the speakers as he lip syncs his heart out to the words Patrick sang to him not so long ago. 

Tear us apart

Baby I would rather be dead

David’s not quite sure how Tina got it all so right, but he can’t disagree.

Patrick is simply the best.

#thanks for asking! #kiss prompts #schitt's creek fanfic #david x patrick #finally broke out of read-only mode #at least long enough to write this

[fairweathermyth]

tv show tag game

tagged by @abnerkrill - thank you, mott! 

rules: list eight shows for your followers to get to know you better

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Parks and Recreation

Halt and Catch Fire

The Leftovers

Black Sails

Search Party

Schitt’s Creek

Interview with the Vampire

tagging if you want to do it! @juwonah @candlewinds @kiwimidnight @idontwikeit @siennablake @menocchio-final-final @ledtasso @yaomei

#vaguely chronological #like btvs was my first obsessive show in my youth and the most formative #still special to me despite the whedon of it all #and parks was super formative in cultivating my love of comedies #also the leftovers hacf and black sails all premiered in 2014??? #wow what a year #even though i didn't watch black sails from the beginning i binged it right after season three ended #anyway these three STILL are my top series finales #exquisitely crafted television #search party is a great representative for my love of both murder comedy and bonkers comedy done well #pretty sure 75% of my followers are here because of schitt's creek so you know #and iwtv is the currently airing show that makes me most insane #tag game

[sillylady407]

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Stevie

#giphy #pop #schitts creek #schittscreek #poptv #pop tv #stevie #emily hampshire #stevie budd #i do what i want #schitts finale

[louisarmpits]

how did i finish all 6 seasons of superstore in less than 2 weeks

#WHAT DO I REWATCH NOW #i want to rewatch schitts creek but not yet #maybe i can finally finish my rewatch of greys anatomy