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[androidboy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY 🎊🎈🎁🎉💖 i hope you have the best day ily!!!!

Thank u!! 💖 it was yesterday and it was indeed the best

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[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 1/14/24

Top five smashable wrestlers this week:

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Jon Moxley (CZW Era) - 82.3% smash

Lita - 76.8% smash

Jey Uso - 74% smash

Abadon - 67.7% smash

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:

Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash

Marko Stunt - 30.7% smash

Mark Andrews - 35.5% smash

Nick Jackson - 40.0% smash

Timothy Thatcher - 46.5% smash

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Nick Jackson - 408 votes

Matt Jackson - 375 votes

Jon Moxley (CZW Era) - 344 votes

Abadon - 297 votes

Jey Uso - 277 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Mark Andrews - 183 votes

Bad Dude Tito - 210 votes

Sherri Martel - 214 votes

Timothy Thatcher - 215 votes

Lita - 220 votes

The closest poll was Bad Dude Tito, who lost 102-108.

Top Ten Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley (AEW Era) - 84.8% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Marty Scurll - 23.8% smash

Ranjin Singh - 24.7% smash

Ink Inc. - 25.0% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

Sherri Martel - 63.1% smash

Aubrey Edwards - 66.1% smash

Sonya Deville - 70.1% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4% Week 4: 62.9% Week 5: 58.4% Week 6: 55.9% Week 7: 59.6% Week 8: 56.7%

Some fun stuff happened for this week. The community did its best to rally around poor Nick Jackson. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to get him over the 50% smash mark. However, he received the sixth most votes out of all the polls so far. He just also received the second most pass votes out of all the polls (second only to Vince McMahon back in week 2). Meanwhile, Matt received the ninth most total votes, but he came in at 59.2% smash.

The apple fell pretty far from the tree for nepo baby Charlie Dempsey. For those who aren't aware, he's William Regal's son. William Regal's vote was 65.6% smash, while Charlie Dempsey's result was 22.1% smash. Maybe he'll grow up and get more smashable over time. These polls do seem to trend toward Sexualizing That Old Man. Someday I'm gonna use this data to make some charts, and one of them is gonna be wrestler age vs smash rating.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@angelkitty32001 on Mox: #i would run through walls for twink era mox

@beefyandbloody on Matt Jackson: #he's got nice hair and tits and puppy eyes i am smashing Gently because he looks like a sensitive young man

@scissormedaddyass on Matt Jackson: #judging by his lack of reciprocity in pokemon go i KNOW it would be extremely unsatisfying#but i need to pull this man’s hair so badly

@schmidtho on Matt Jackson: #my instinct is smash but if HES a brat and IM a brat then who’s taming this this????

@daphne-minor on Nick Jackson: I bet all y’all pass people regret your vote now that Nick looks like an Italian porn gangster who sells counterfeit LSD at playgrounds

@cheapheat on Marko Stunt: #not very attractive to me unfortunately also the youth pastor thing seals it#I hope they canonize killswitch eating him though

@pavlovean on Jey Uso: #i love jey uso with all of my heart#but less like an object of romantic or sexual affection and more like a pathetic sopping wet kitten i found on the streets#nevertheless i would smash if given the chance

Honorable mention to EVERYONE who reblogged Nick Jackson and did their best to rally others to their cause.

#weekly wrap up

[schmidtho]

incomplete list of faggy things in tumblr user schmidtho’s car: giant pink fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror, collection of enamel pins in the drivers side of the roof, custom prescription heart shaped sun glasses with pink lenses that have “babyslut” engraved in the ear piece, half empty can of rockstar whipped strawberry in the cup holder,

[sonseulsoleil]

I posted 3,156 times in 2022

That's 1,272 more posts than 2021!

216 posts created (7%)

2,940 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@heartstoppercentral

@schmidtho

@heartstopperdaily

@victoriaspriing

@stilestilinski

I tagged 3,130 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#heartstopper - 1,236 posts

#nick nelson - 741 posts

#charlie spring - 611 posts

#nick x charlie - 536 posts

#charlie x nick - 507 posts

#otp: why are we like this - 507 posts

#heartstopper spoilers - 396 posts

#kit connor - 102 posts

#our flag means death - 83 posts

#tao xu - 72 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#and they were like ‘oh i know you loved it’ ‘you react in different ways to other people but you do react and i can tell you loved it’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

shoutout to Heartstopper for being the only piece of media that understands that a friend group that consists of all LGBTs and one token cishet is way more realistic than a friend group of all cishets and one token queer

3,920 notes - Posted April 29, 2022

#4

how it started:

how it's going:

6,156 notes - Posted October 13, 2022

#3

Anyways, to all my fellow bisexuals out there who have been hurt today, I see you. Let's be honest, this situation reeks of biphobia, and the worst part is that the call is coming from inside the house. This is biphobia coming from our own community. And I know that's nothing new, but it still hurts.

So, if you're hurting, and feeling isolated from the rest of the community right now, if you're feeling disconnected from the Heartstopper fandom because of this, if seeing another bi person forced out because some people only accept queerness if you have a partner of the same gender is making you feel invalidated and alone, this post is for you.

I see you, I love you, I support you. Your bisexuality is valid, you are queer enough, you belong in queer spaces. It doesn't matter if you've only dated one gender or the other, or if you've never dated anyone at all, or if you've dated a mix of genders. It doesn't matter if you have a preference or not. It doesn't matter how you dress or how you act or if you fit certain stereotypes or boxes, or if you don't fit them. No matter what, you are a part of this community.

The people who don't want us in this community are wrong, and they're narrow-minded. It's the LGBTQIA+ community. We've always been a part of it, and we always will be.

6,262 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

#2

hey remember when Aled Last said "there's this idea that if you're not straight, you have to tell [people] immediately, like you owe it to them. but you don't. you don't have to do anything until you're ready" and Charlie Spring said "you didn't just force yourself because I'm out already?" and Tara Jones said "don't feel like you have to come out to anyone before you're ready" and Nick Nelson said "I'm not saying I want to have a public announcement, but I want to tell the people who matter" and when Geoff explained that Charlie getting outed was a trauma?

remember all that??

10,857 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

how I felt reading Heartstopper

13,327 notes - Posted April 27, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #well this could be summarized very easily by saying I was obsessed with Heartstopper this year lol

[chellodello]

I posted 4,881 times in 2022

That's 1,042 more posts than 2021!

12 posts created (0%)

4,869 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

@yadelah

@schmidtho

@mossadspydolphin

@ariasune

Longest Tag: 125 characters

#i think about the capsule monster mini series and that it implied bakura was alexander the great every singles day of my life

I sent 1 gift in 2022

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

“Hard liquor and nightmares. Someday when I die, empty-handed would be best” -Boukyaku, Utada Hikaru.

Well, I’m back on my bullshit.

41 notes - Posted March 30, 2022

#4

Sanssweep Elizabeth Destiel-Paytas you were named after the second most insane 24 hours of my life.

51 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

#3

I can’t believe I pay tumblr dot com $4.99 in human dollars a month for ad free blogging and they STILL found a way to make me turn ads back on and ruin my own blogging experience. Surely this is the pinnacle of being terminally online.

61 notes - Posted April 21, 2022

#2

Objectively speaking November 5th™️ is the funniest possible day to have a bunch of people from Twitter returning to Tumblr for the first time in years.

187 notes - Posted November 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

When Donald and Goofy get to the hyper realistic world Sora’s at

628 notes - Posted April 10, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #This is how I know I’ve been here too long #back in 2012 like 60% of my posts were original content and now it’s statistically 0%

[gothwaldo]

@schmidtho what the fuck man.

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requested by schmidtho

#schmidtho #green #gif #purple #wordart #transparent

[mumblesplash]

would it help motivate u getting back into danny phantom to know that there’s going to b a graphic novel

and no one thought to hire me????? rude

#i’m kidding i’m kidding #i will absolutely be reading that whenever it comes out though #and it’ll probably get me on another dp kick i always end up back at danny phantom sooner or later #because i am SO curious what’s gonna happen when the most consistently prolific and self-contained fandom i’ve ever seen gets new canon #after what 15‚ 16 *years*? #like has the dp fandom ever even slowed down #splashasks #schmidtho

[erikjohnsons]

yeah i guess u could say i’m getting into f1

alsjehdhhzhs what is that it’s so cute

#YOU GOT GAMES ON YR PHONE ???? #ask #schmidtho

[holtbys-left-eyebrow]

tori i need to know if u seen the mustard on watermelon nonsense on tiktok and what your thots are if u have

i haven’t seen it on the clock app but i’ve heard about it. i don’t normally like watermelon (Bad Texture) but - full send. it’s barbaric i love it.

#would i eat it on a dare? yes #LOVE that you saw that and thought ‘yes. i know who also should hear this’ thank u so much #asks #schmidtho

[csykora]

i would love to see a gown for nate schmidt 🥺

Username checks out.

Nate Schmidt

Is one of two players who can wear polo shirts and I can’t say anything mean about it. Just him and Horvat, alone on top of the world. At least they can protect their necks from the sun up there, so thank goodness for that.

If you can pull off a polo, you can pull off a sleeveless bodice. I’m picking this little-black-but-also-acid-green dress from ‘88 by Stephen Sprouse. I like its sturdy structure, rather than drape, which makes it look more substantial and would balance Nate’s big limbs.

#gowns are for everyone #nate schmidt #schmidtho

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

every day. every day i think about that one ask you got after you started putting an artist tag on your art that was like “uh what’s a salamatullah what does that mean” ghkjgdgjklsa just like. it hunts me

I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY TOO KLÑSDFÑLKÑLFSDKLÑF hands down the funniest fucking ask I´ve gotten. everything about it is the funniest shit. the fact that they couldn´t guess from context that it was my name. the fact they didn´t look at my bio where I say my name is Salamatullah. the fact that they were so perplexed by me putting my name on my own art that they had to ask me. the fact they didnt even like, google it. I know it´s a super uncommon name but like klñsfdlñfdsñl nothing I ever get asked will surpass that. please put “tfs a salamatullah” on my grave.

#Eldritch IT Speaks #Eldritch IT Answers #nothing will ever top it it will haunt me to my grave #schmidtho

[meganiumgender]

you KNOW I GOTTA SAY BOKUGOU. LEGALLY I HAVE TO

DIE

#schmidtho

[feralcrackbaby]

this is cowards talk

hope bokuto likes trains CHOO CHOO

#i’m down to share if y’all are *debby ryan face* #schmidtho

[nototherwisespecified]

oh hey @schmidtho

#rmnb #schmidtho #halloween hockeys #comma the spirit of