Dr. McCoy: Hah! Some idiot just tripped in the turbolift.
Spock:
Spock: Jim fell in the turbolift.
Dr. McCoy, taking off, dragging Spock with: Shit, that's our idiot.
~Bonus~
Spock, to Kirk: Are you uninjured, Captain?
McCoy, at the same time: How'd the floor taste?
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The fact that the Enterprise crew calls Spock "Mr. Spock" is so funny to me.
Spock's his name, not his surname.
Everyone else is referred to by their rank and/or surname except Spock.
It's like if you were in the Navy and referring to a coworker (possibly even your commanding officer!) as "Mr. Brad".
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Star Trek TOS // Dating Headcanons
Authors note: I just loveee Jim and Spock in TOS they’re just so baby girl
(also guess who’s back 😏)
Pairings: Spock x reader, Jim x reader
⚠️Warnings⚠️: None
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🖖Spock 🖖
-Love languages are touch and words of affirmation [CHANGE MY MIND]
-He would looove to hear you compliment him any time of the day
-Most definitely melts at your touch and it's obvious
-bro legit sucks at hiding it, tbh it’s kind of adorable lol
-Oh especially when you oh so barely touch his hands or his ears, like your ghosting over them, and he's putty in your hands lol
-He can’t handle anyone else touching him tho
-Will. Not. Leave you alone
-I’m being dead serious
-Like sure he may look like he enjoys his solitude more than the average person
-But he loves to be around the people he loves most
-Even if he’s not directly interacting with them, he just likes being in the same room
-If you’re just reading together on the couch in silence together?? Bros enjoying every bit of it
-AND IF YOU OCCASIONALLY TOUCH HIS HAND EVERY NOW AGAIN??
-His face is probably a bright green shade the whole time
-I will die on the hill that Spock loves being touchy with people he deeply trusts and loves
💖 Jim 💖
-AHWKDNFBA PREPARE FOR AFFECTION
-Will kiss you no matter where you are (that’s a threat)
-Well unless you don’t like excess pda ofc, he respects your boundaries
-Pretty sure he’ll fight whoever doesn’t
-AFFECTIONATE TOUCHES ALL THE TIME
-Walking together? He’s holding your hand
-Sitting next to each other? Either an arm wrapped around your shoulders or a hand on your thigh/knee
-He’s guiding you somewhere? A hand on your lower back
-Hotel? Trivago.
-Shoulder Grip™️ almost every day
-Mostly cuz that’s how’s he likes to pull you in for a kiss
-Loves and I mean LOVES leaving small love bites on you, especially on places only he can see. It makes it feel more intimate to him
-If you ever bandage him up after he’s hurt, he insists that you kiss where it hurts (according to him it instantly heals it)
-Also asks Bones to back him up on that
(Spoiler: he doesn’t)
-This man gives the best hugs, they’re literally so warm and cozy and I will die on that hill
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Broke: the last snw episode implied that spock is happy because he's dating chapel and he will be sad in the future cause they broke up and he doesn't have anyone
Woke: the last snw episode implied that by dating chapel spock is pretending to be something he's not, and in the future he won't have to do that cause jim shows him love for who he really is
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