i remember back in hs, my friends and i had a kettle, noodles, bread, nutella and chips and our teachers just gave up on us lmao

True dat

things i’ve heard english majors say pt. 8

-​​I mean as a writer there’s no greater joy than emotionally tormenting others, so

-I don’t really think of myself as having a personality 

-my poetry slam ass said I dare you to teach me about stanza breaks

-Wait we’re reading Chaucer next week? *whispers violently* fuck  

-You know it doesn’t reflect super well on me when I say that you can read my chapter 14 without having read any of the other chapters, but

-i’m revoking your explosion scene privileges

-ITS A PILOT G-2 BLACK INK 07 BALLPOINT PEN OR IM NOT FUCKING WRITING 

-oh we’re prefacing now? 

-you’re really nailing the girlboss moment right now 

Oh no

-if fucking John Updike can win two Pulitzer’s, I can get a good grade on this essay.

sorry I’m not around my memes stuck in Suez Canal

Yep, every time.

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accurate🤣