#school post

[razzberry-pi]

the boop mechanic is truly the worst thing to happen to my school productivity in a while (and right mid-exams) but i love her

#boop #school post

[southislandwren]

Oh I can’t believe I didn’t blog about this yet today. But at work today I dropped a hoop (25lbs of curd) all over the floor and after I cleaned it up I went into the office to change my gloves, and I was like sorry boss :( but in my defense I’ve worked here for 5 semesters and that was my first time dropping a hoop. And he was like ‘ok. My wife made some eggnog bread you should try it’

#I think it’s safe to say he’s not mad at me lol #but damn 25lbs of curd…. we saved like 15lbs of it but idk I feel bad #it was so slippery and it was the hoop with only 1 handle #so it started slipping and I couldn’t grab it bc of no handle #and BOOM curd all over the floor #I’m sure the sophomores must think I’m a moron but what they don’t know is I used to be smart #so that’s why boss and plant manager love me. despite me being a moron at work #diary post #school post

[hightealowsociety]

The Serpent, the Lamb, and Ethel Cain

Ethel Cain (the pseudonym of singer-songwriter Hayden Silas Anhedönia) and her debut album "Preacher's Daughter" could not have come at a more perfect time, in a year where the New York Times was predicting a feverous religious revival amongst young hipsters and the teens of TikTok thirsted furiously for the resurrected Louisianan vampires of the late Anne Rice. Though Cain herself is no longer religious, she's said before that she connects to spirituality through music. Cain's music deals heavily with themes of Americana, Christianity, coming-of-age, violence, and trauma, cementing itself into the categorization of "Southern Gothic." On "Preacher's Daughter," these themes are all embedded into the overarching plot of the life and gruesome death of the character Ethel Cain, who runs away from her hometown of Shady Grove, Alabama in search of heaven - but finds nothing short of hell.

Cain's album opens with the haunting "Family Tree (Intro)," a track later reprised, where Ethel Cain likens herself to Jesus in the garden trying to reject his fate. But, as Ethel foreshadows with the lines, "The fate's already fucked me sideways / Swinging by my neck from the family tree," her demise is inevitable, and it all links back to her trauma as a child at the hands of her mysterious, abusive father, a Baptist preacher who died years before the events of the album. Later, in "Ptolemaea," taken from the one of the circles of hell in the Divine Comedy, a deep muffled voice proclaims, "Blessed be the Daughters of Cain, bound to suffering eternal through the sins of their fathers committed long before their conception." This harkens back not only to the actions of her deceased father, but the biblical murderer Cain, whose descendants all died in a great flood as a result of their father's evil, committed long before they ever existed. This line also toys with the concept of Original Sin. The sin of Adam - his rebellion against God's perfect design - was the "fall" of all human creation. According to theological tradition, God created us for a unique purpose - to be in full and loving communion with Him - and Adam, by trying to achieve his own kind of godhood and thus breaking this communion, cursed his descendants to forever toil in labor (both in work and in birth). Ethel was doomed from the start - as were we all, the second that the serpent told Eve to bite.

Ethel is cannibalized by her final lover, the murderous, abusive, pimping Isaiah Abram. Throughout the album, Ethel refers to herself with various symbols of innocence, sacrifice, penance, and Christ's love, such as a "sweet mourning Lamb," a clear reference to the Paschal Mystery. Jesus is called "the Lamb of God," because he let himself be slaughtered in loving penance for every sin ever committed, from the greed in the heart of the last human on the earth to Adam and Eve first tasting the forbidden fruit. Ethel is the murdered "freezer bride" (from the closing track, "Strangers," which never fails to make me sob in the final lines) of Abram, having taken his sins as her own as she questions over and over again if she was ever really good. In the Passover narrative, the flesh of the sacrificial lamb is eaten to give sustenance for the journey out of Egypt. At the Last Supper, Jesus gives his flesh as food from Heaven for the disciples to eat in memory of him. On "Preacher's Daughter," the nature of Ethel's death isn't neatly explained. It leaves the listener guessing why Isaiah is eating her corpse, a sentence that no matter how many times I listen to this album feels so deeply horrible and wrong to type out. Her death isn't given some greater purpose - it just is.

#entree #school post

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#I FUCKING KNEW HE'D MAKE A CAMEO #as soon as i saw mat i started SCREAMING laughing #no mark cameo though :( sad #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #text post #fnaf #fnaf spoilers #matpat #the fact that his nametag says ness too. the fucking earthbound character #THE EASTER EGGS IN THIS MOVIE WERE SOOO GOOD #listen as an og fnaf fan....im thriving #not super into the series anymore but WOW this movie really catered to my high school age self lol

[fenneqy]

super late doodles but fionna and cake was very good

#art #digital art #fanart #artists on tumblr #adventure time #adventure time fanart #fionna and cake #marceline #princess bubblegum #marshall lee #gary prince #bubbline #vampworld bubbline #gumlee #school sucks!!! i had to shelve this for like a month #but thank u for all the love on the last post :)❤️

[theghostofwilburtheworm]

I wanna go hoeme

#school post #we are doing nothing atm and i want to see my dog i miss er :( (havent seen her in 7 days she comes back 2day yipee) #gh0ost txt #personal

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?) #(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay) #long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks. #hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

[bunkless-bed]

science weird af today will explain later

#talkin crack #school post

[teamunee]

wrio is aethers scary dog privilege

#genshin impact #wriothesley #aether genshin impact #aether #fontaine #i saw the wrio quest cutscene #and thought this lol #also school has started!! #so may disappear #also i started coloring an svsss fanart #so might post that sometime in the future #😌😌😌

[heritageposts]

large zionist blocklist below

i've compiled a list of all the blogs positively interacting with the @/israel-palestine-bingo blog

there's more info about how the names were complied under the read more, but just to get an idea of how vile the blog is, i just want to quickly mention that the first prize offered in their pinned post, "eight hours of memi mamtera," is the song used in the viral israeli tiktok trend of kidnapping, humiliating, and torturing palestinians in the west bank.

and the "grand prize," which needs no explanation, is "all of palestine! for free!"

some quick info: all the names here have either approvingly replied to, reblogged from, or liked one or more of @/israel-palestine-bingo's posts. for likes, i've only gathered names that appear under their original posts; mostly ones that have not been reblogged, and some with 2-3 reblogs that have not left the immediate sphere of zionists. i've also made sure that these are blogs who have either liked more than one posts from them, or who frequently reblogs from other zionists.

you can also quickly look through the blog yourself (it doesn't have that many posts), or check out any of the names on the list with a quick 'israel' or 'palestine' in the search bar or their blogs.

there are more screenshots at the end of the posts, including ones showing who made the blog (ani-lo-daredevil / katenotbishop), and the bingo board itself (ashenpumpkin).

blocking tip: fastest way to mass block users (on desktop) is to go to settings -> the blog your blocking them from -> scroll all the way down to 'blocked tumblrs,' and then copy-paste the name your blocking

names listed below in alphabetical order reminder again, block don't engage

2peachy acleverforgery ani-lo-daredevil apollo-enthusiast ashenpumpkin <- credited for making the bingo board, reblogged/liked almost all of their posts. aureatecorvid avi-on-jumblr (main @/clear-what-i-was-seeing) awstheticshit bambahalva bleepiesheepie bluenorther blueredfetch bones-and-crows britneysmeanshirt cannibalism-is-my-love-language captain-navii casavanse celepito chubbybubba ciitrus--fruitz coffeelovinggayidiot da-socks davos-is-the-one-true-king dchan87 disregardenedgnostic elder-millennial-of-zion faggotry-enjoyer fdelopera flowercrownsandfairylights fluffel677 fluffy-art-moss george-lucas-is-god got-chavi icereader12 illegitimatetenenbaum inklingm8 its-hila jewishlivesmatter just-illegal karinhasdacookie

katenotbishop <- the main account of the person running the blog. her sideblog is @/ani-lo-daredevil

kelluinox kingofslush letaot-ze-magniv lingonberryjamistakenwhat lovelyhairedpianist magic-coffee marrymepadfoot marvel-ous-posts masters-puddle <- pornblog mixmangosmangoverse morganas-simp mossadspydolphin multifandermissesanakin nameless370 namiko026 nevleg32 notcrazyiswear oakstar519 perfectlynormalperson psychologeek queerius randomname3 redvodyanoi rhysaka sally006 sbinklebooper scp-1296 shinekocreator <- commented, 'but is this the 8 hour version?' on a post where someone ''won'' the song used in the tiktok torture videos. snakelung sort-of-a-demon soxiyy stuffandatherstuff tearsandice tedious-waffle thebejeweledwatercat the-library-alcove thirdmagic thisgingerhasnosoul timegirl tolaat-bli-toelet <- the person running the bingo blog. mainblog is @/katenotbishop transmascpetewentz tribulation-of-somnolence unexistencerpg viktorrotkiv wanderingmadscientist whiterose-blackrose whitesunlars why5x5

note: @/tolaat-bli-toelet changed her username to @/ani-lo-daredevil (her main is still @/katenotbishop)

and from the same post,

the last post was also reblogged by the creator of the israel-palestine-bingo blog

#zionist blocklist #block don't engage #after looking through the blog i began recognizing so many names from it among the liberal crypto-zionist crowd #which is part of why i decided to make this list to begin with #and again - if you're worried about the way i've compiled the names you can look through the blog yourself #it doesn't have that many posts and you'll get a better sense of why i'm singling out this blog and the people who interact with it #their latest bingo post rn is one where they've attached their meme game to a news article about that school-room massacre #where civilians were - including young children - were shot and murdered at point-blank by IOF soliders

[southislandwren]

"Incoming orders call for the production of 2,500 pints of Half-and-Half (10.5% milk fat), 4,000 quarts of heavy whipping cream (36% milk fat), 10,500 gallons of whole milk, 27,000 gallons of reduced fat milk, 11,000 gallons of nonfat milk, and 58,000 half-pints of 2% fat milk for school lunch. How many pounds of 3.95% fat milk will be needed to fill these orders? Assume nonfat milk to be 0.08% milk fat and cream to be 42% milk fat. Half-and-Half weighs 8.5 pounds per gallon, heavy whipping cream weighs 8.14 pounds per gallon, whole milk weighs 8.6 pounds per gallon, 2% weighs 8.62 pounds/gallon, and nonfat milk weighs 8.64 pounds per gallon. (14 points)" ^ top 10 homework questions that make me want 2 die

#please advisor we need help how come three classmates have come to ME (cried in class about this) for help with this hw assignment #school post #okay. back to the grind. its due at 11am tomorrow and i simply have not started it

[hightealowsociety]

Please, Be Normal

Our culture of celebrity has long reached cult status. So why are we still surprised?

On April 8th, rumors exploded about the potential split between Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn, who've been together for 6 years. The reactions are...sadly, predictable. It's gotten to the point where "Swifties" are begging each other not to end their real-life relationships over it. My only question is: why? Why do we do this? Why is anyone so involved in a celebrity's life that it impacts their interpersonal relationships?

And why am I surprised?

I've seen what fandoms are capable of - I was a One Direction fan in the golden days of airport hackings and 1934492482031 baby rumors and the haunting specter of L*rry. So, the way people are reacting tot his breakup shouldn't shock me. But yet, it does. I feel like we've all lost our collective minds.

Maybe it has to do with quarantine in some way. Famous people have always been famous, but they haven't always been one of our only connections to the outside world. COVID changed that. People became more invested in their imagined relationships with celebrities - called par asocial relationships - and thus, feel like they have the right to comment on these celebrities as people.

Parasocial cult followings of famous people is nothing new. But, in recent years, people seem to have become more aware of it - especially since the pandemic. I guess I thought that people would have "woken up" by now and have seen that, hey, maybe I don't know everything about this person, and maybe I can act normal.

But acting normal is too tall an ask on the internet.

I feel like celebrities are constantly talking about how private they want to be, only showing us what they want us to see. If they want to be messy? They'll let themselves be messy. If they want to be tight lipped? You won't hear a peep. So much of celebrity is manufactured - you will never actually know these people, even if they pretend that you do. You will never see past their mask. You will never see them when they have decided that you won't. They will never "tell-all." They will keep their branding fresh and polished and you won't see a dent.

So, I guess just keep that in mind. You don't know these people. Be normal.

#school post #entree #junk food

[raynedayys2]

Normalize letting trans kids live.

Every trans child on this planet deserves to be safe & supported.

#text post #lgbtq #lgbt #trans #transgender #nonbinary #queer #gender queer #genderfluid #nex benedict #say their name & the name of every other trans people killed from hate #Nex deserved to grow up. And they deserved to feel safe at school. neither of those things will happen now. #when I first saw this story a couple days ago I was enraged to read that not only were they denied medical care they were also suspended

[pinkravat-art]

messy gomen

#Uuww school is next week #im enjoying my freedon while i still can #illustration #these 2 are my muses for doing diff style art everyday #good omens #aziracrow #my posts #aziraphale #crowley #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr #composition #art #digital art #character art #artwork #good omens 2 #procrate

[soyochii]

2am satosugu if you even care🙄

#jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #geto suguru #Affgfhf i forgot to post this here #guys i drew this on a school computer i was so brave fr #biblically accurate jjk0 weekend🥴✌️ #GUYS THE SECOND I HAVE MORE THAT 20 FREE MINUTES IN A DAY ILL DRAW THEM W/ LEGS I SWEAR 🥴🥴🥴 #thanks to the ask reminding me that I forgot to post for the tumbr ogs😭✊️ #my art