#school quote

[just-senior-year]

You know what we do here

"I'm heavily medicated- which probably helps." (teacher)

"They be like 'God is good' I'm missing a kidney." (Student)

"This is the reason some animals eat their young!" (Teacher)

"Are you scared of balls in your face? I'm scared of balls in my face." (Teacher)

"He's been at track meets 7 days this week- he's practically a certified freak!" (Student)

"Ok, before I eat this, and you CAN lie to me, did you wash your hands?" "(Name) you were in the bathroom with me." "Just checking." (2 students)

"Definitely want to be there when they ask if anyone objects and the coffee machine just starts going off" (Student)

"I need something stinky.... (Name) wake up!" (Student)

"Who's the patron Saint of italy?" "Jesus?" (Teacher, student)

"If she ain't 380 she ain't a lady!" (Student)

"I can slay if I need to!" (Teacher)

#the temptation to not tag this post is overwhelming ngl #gen z #gen z problems #gen z humor #generation z #high school #shit highschoolers say #teacher quotes #public school #school quote #so many of these were said by some of the most serious people i know #just so were clear

[joytri]

a pounding in my heart

#aesthetic #dark academia #coffee #art #books #academia #college #studyblr #light academia #literature #dark academia aesthetic #Dark academia quotes #classic literature #Study #School #Uni #Unilife #Student #Exam season #chaotic academia

[mysharona1987]

#Gun crime #gun violence #the daily show #fox news #gun control #democrats #liberals #quotes #schools

[mindfulstudyquest]

gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.

#college #education #school #academia #note taking #student #study aesthetic #study blog #study inspiration #study motivation #study notes #study tips #studyblr #studyinspo #studyspo #uni life #university life #university #academic validation #chaotic academia #light academia #dark academia #motivation #motivating quotes #motivational quotes

[fangtastic-vampyra]

buying books & reading books..two different hobbies.

#books and reading #books & libraries #books #bookstagram #bookstores #reading #used books #currently reading #book recommendations #booklr #comic books #library #support your local library #public libraries #school libraries #libraries #librarians #bookblr #book quotes

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #being a criminal didn’t come up during his meetings with the school guidance counselor

[daily-spooky]

Drug of choice? English teachers complimenting my writing

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #school #students #words #quotes #book #books #book quotes

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

School in the Crosshairs (Nobuhiko Ōbayashi, 1981)

#School in the Crosshairs #Nobuhiko Ōbayashi #Obayashi #Nobuhiko Obayashi #Ôbayashi #1981 #Nerawareta gakuen #quote #love #hands

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

*One night at camp.*

Gale: Surprise camp safety drill, everyone! Cultists of the Absolute are attacking, what do you do? Go!

Astarion: Gods below, not this nonsense again.

Gale: Time is wasting, people! What are you doing?

Lae'zel: Chk! I am going to bed. I will not waste my time with hypothetical pondering.

Gale: Alright, Lae'zel has taken an arrow to the face and is dead. Next person!

Astarion: I don't know, I do what any reasonable person would do. I stab them!

Gale: Wrong. They began their attack with archers and you are shot through with arrows before you can get near them. Astarion is dead. Next!

Wyll: Can't Shadowheart just heal them?

Gale: Shadowheart, would you like to heal Lae'zel and Astarion?

Shadowheart: *Considers.* Nah.

Lae'zel: *From her tent.* K'chakhi!

Astarion: I stab Shadowheart.

Gale: The two of you don't get opinions. You're dead. The cultists are now inside camp, what are the rest of you doing?

Durge: I cast fireball.

Gale: You cast fireball...on the camp?

Durge: Well, first I make sure that Scratch and the owlbear cub are at a safe distance, but yeah. I cast fireball.

Gale: Okay. The camp goes up in flames. The cultists are dead, but so are your companions.

Durge: Wonderful. I go to bed and have the most restful and uninterrupted sleep that my broken mind can remember.

*Lae'zel approves.*

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

#Professor Gale Dekarios would take safety drill day at school very seriously and you can not convince me otherwise #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate #bg3 memes #bg3 incorrect quotes #astarion #lae'zel #gale of waterdeep #shadowheart #wyll ravengard #the dark urge #durge bg3 #bg3 funny #bg3 astarion #lae'zel bg3 #bg3 dark urge #bg3 gale #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 wyll #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 headcanons

[lyxthen]

Miles Edgeworth: I never made a move because I thought my feelings were one-sided and you were heterosexual!

Phoenix Wright, former theater/arts student:

#ace attorney #narumitsu #wrightworth #Sorry I can't stop thinking about this quote #Ojo: Im currently in arts school so #I will say #50% of people in my class are lgbt #And all of my friends

[morepeachyogurt]

what is adolescence if not leaving and being left?

1. iain s. thomas | 2. alison zai @alisonzai | 3. @chloeinletters | 4. mikko harvey | 5. fleetwood mac | 6. the breakfast club (1985), john hughes | 7. lorde | 8. miranda july | 9. richard siken | 10. @mavra-matia | 11. homer | 12. amy hempel | 13. mitski | 14. katrin koenning | 15. freya ridings |

#high school as grief etc etc #web weaving #adolescence #leaving #parallels #quotes #words #on leaving #richard siken #mitski #lorde #freya ridings #the breakfast club #mikko harvey #fleetwood mac #iain thomas #mine <3 #1k

[james-sunshine-potter]

Evan and Barty would constantly cuss James out for ‘domesticating’ Regulus.

Once Regulus was a cold bitch, but now Regulus smiles and blushes and talks about butterflies being in his stomach.

Sure, they didn’t like Regulus being a bitch, but he was their bitch. And they would like that back.

#Sirius wouldn’t shut up about how Regulus was doing the same to James #or stealing James away from him #‘he was mine first!’ #I can hear that echoing down school hallways #but they would definitely blame James for Regulus turning soft #james potter #regulus black #sunseeker #starchaser #jegulus #regulus x james #james potter headcanon #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #james x regulus #jegulus headcanon #jegulus brainrot #jegulus incorrect quotes #rosekiller #maurder era #jsp headcannon #jsp- marauder era #jsp- jegulus

[apoorhuman]

Mc: don't you just hate the fact that you already graduated and finished school, have a good and decent job, but suddenly you got sucked into hell and forced to go to school with most of the subjects you never even learned in your FUCKING ENTIRE LIFE?!

Lucifer: mc, we said we're sorry

Mc: I AM NOT GOING TO JUST LET MYSELF GET YELLED BY YOU JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET GOOD FUCKING GRADE IN A SUBJECT CALLED "BASIC STANDARD MAGIC"

Belphegor and Satan watching from afar: *snickers*

#seriously #imagine if the mc is already done with school and just so grateful that their suffering has ended #but then suddenly some demon that they don't even know exist told and forced you to go to school #even though they absolutely hated school #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me fluff #obey me satan #obey me headcanons #obey me funny #obey me shitpost #obey me belphegor

[viablemess]

Hey you. You know you should be doing The Thing. I don't want to do The Thing, either. But we can sit down and do it for 2 minutes together. Then we can do it for 5 minutes. Then 10. And so on and so forth until it is done. I'll be coming back to reiterate this.

To whoever needs to hear it: it does not have to be perfect. It does not have to be world altering. It just needs to be done. And I'll sit with you while you do The Thing.

Now go. Stop scrolling. Go work on The Thing. I'll be back to check on you and cheer us both on.

#be productive with me #studyblr #studyspo #study motivation #positivity #productivity #students #positive quotes #positive mental attitude #mental health support #school #study blog #check back regularly #for more sporadic but consistent positivity #being productive #good vibes #can you tell grad school is altering my brain chemistry bc it is #and maybe not in a good way but alas

[mindfulstudyquest]

me every three seconds when i'm not in the mood for studying:

#academia #college #education #note taking #school #student #study aesthetic #study blog #study inspiration #study motivation #academic validation #chaotic academia #light academia #dark academia #university student #architecture student #study notes #study tips #studyblr #studyinspo #studyspo #self improvement #gilmore girls #rory gilmore #study like rory gilmore #goals #academic achievement #quotes #rory gilmore quotes

[shuutingstar]

Welcome to your obligated dose of incorrect quotes!

Aiden: oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons—

Tyler: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

Ashlyn: can you suggest me a book that made you cry?

Ben, typing on his notes app: general mathematics 6th edition.

Taylor: how do you tell someone their mouth stinks without being rude?

Aiden: I’m bored, let’s drink mouthwash.

Tyler: what do you have planned for the future?

Ashlyn: lunch.

Tyler: I meant long term.

Ashlyn: dinner.

Aiden: which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Logan: neither, because it’s twelve.

Tyler: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Ashlyn, turning to Aiden: how tall are you?

Aiden: if Ben and I were drowning, who’d you save?

Ashlyn: you two can’t swim?

Aiden: it’s a hypothetical question, Ash! Who would you save?

Ashlyn: my time and effort.

Taylor: you have to apologise, Tyler!

Tyler: fine.

Tyler: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever.

#I was bored #can you tell? #Ben doesn’t talk so he isn’t in a lot of them #sorry?? #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #aiden clark #ashlyn banner #school bus graveyard webtoon #ben clark #tyler hernandez #taylor hernandez #logan fields #incorrect quotes #incorrect school bus graveyard quotes #shit post