#science pun

[downy-roses]

Also had to go out and study waterfowl behavior for an animal behavior class today. Guess you could say, I did…

geesearch

#shitpost #pun #science pun #bird pun #birds #geese

[latenight-dnd]

What do you call slutty algae ?

A. A protistute

#get it. like a prostitute. #I’m so funny #I’m hilarious #I have inhaled SO MUCH spray paint fumes #meme #shit post #shitpost #memes #mushrooms #protists #protista #algae #fungi #science pun #nerd joke #nerd pun

[arretoskore]

I was listening to a panel from a doctor explaining the latest research for treating t1d more permanently and he was talking about these kind of frankenstein Langerhans cells made using tissue from the lungs and he said they call them...

Lungerhans

I’m dead. i love stupid science puns

#t1d #science pun

[sleepy-bebby]

#puns #memes #wholesome #wholesome memes #science memes #meme #funny memes #pun #fig #figs #research memes #cute memes #top post

[prokopetz]

Okay, so here’s the pitch.

#science #physics #university of queensland pitch drop experiment #pitch drop experiment #john mainstone #wordplay #puns

[markscherz]

Which frog is well-dressed but well-armed as well?

Personally I have huge respect for someone who commits to a suit that is all one colour, and centrolenid frogs (glass frogs) commit pretty hard to that style, though with occasional polka-dots for good measure. But don't let their high fashion fool you. They are very well armed—at least for battles with each other. Many glass frogs possess fearsome humeral spines; sharp extensions of the upper arm.

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So they're pretty literally well-armed.

#frog #science #herpetology #animals #frogs #anura #amphibia #Centrolenidae #Centrolene #I could also have given all kinds of poison frog answers #or other groups with crazy adaptations #but the well-armed pun was too tempting #answers by Mark #reverth9

[bonchobrick]

I just want a fic where Danny and Jason are just fucking laughing so hard they’re wheezing and bawling as they make death jokes while everyone else is SO uncomfortable

Like they’re full on cackling like Danny will say “We’re not allowed in certain rooms”

Jason will b like ‘what rooms’

Danny will say ‘living rooms’

And they both start dying (metaphorically) of laughter slapplin the counter crying while dick is trying real hard not to shatter the mug in his hands with a constipated expression that rivals Bruce’s a seat away from him (+bonus points if the joke is something that is on the verge of being utterly lame like a near science pun)

(I dunno if a lot of people will see this post but if you do please I’m begging you add a death joke guys please it would be so funny)

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #jason todd #jason peter todd #danny fenton #danny x jason #I guess? #they can b really close ghost buddies I don’t mind #batfam #batman #dick is this close to losing it every time danny says ‘man I slept like the dead last night’ #danny and jason evry time someone asks them to explain themselves: #dead man shenanigans you know how it is #I love science puns #because they’re awful and I can imagine my teacher giggling at it while teachin #dead on main #red hood #veerliwrites

[toubledrouble]

Interesting fact I think you didn't know (and which I've learned from my chemistry teacher that worked in different branches of the industry his entire life):

Czech people are kind of radiation resistant because we literally live on radioactive soil (the entire country is filled with uranium. When Marie Sklodowska Curie discovered radiation, she was using Czech uranium).

And that's also why we handled the Chernobyl radiation so well - we're used to it and basically immune to it.

That's right folks, Czechs are basically radioactive

#čumblr #czech #chemistry #science #fun facts #czech republic #uranium #radiation #Maybe that's why we're so toxic? Haha #I'm sorry but the pun opportunity was right there

[iknowmorethanyou]

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#nostalgia #cute #dank memes #jokes #funny #photography #meme #memes #dank humor #humor #cooking #cats #animals #pets #intelligent #science #adorable #anthropology #lol #haha #photographers on tumblr #kawaii #love #puns #gothic #goth #artists on tumblr #art on tumblr #art #nature

[hometoursandotherstuff]

We fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round.

#puns #science memes #other stuff

[beauty-funny-trippy]

Sexually Explicit Moon Landing?

In Tumblr's defense, their A.I. program may have seen the shiny modern technology of the lunar rover and got a little excited. To an A.I. brain, the Chandrayaan-3 Rover may indeed be exotic and quite sexy (especially considering that the rover's solar panel is in a fully erect position). You be the judge, you can see the video here.

#funny #lol #humor #moon landing #tumblr #artificial intelligence #moon #astronomy #science #ai #space #lunar #aesthetic #memes #hilarious #haha #puns #beauty-funny-trippy #bad ai #meme

[spacefinch]

#mole interest #avogadro’s number #science #chemistry #puns #science puns

[thebookofbill]

ALEX HIRSCH POSTED BILL CIPHER VALENTINES. JOE PITT DREW THEM. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. THEY DID THIS FOR ME

“I’m broken, wanna fix me?” HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S FUCKING DOING.

#gravity falls #bill cipher #valentine’s day #Last night I saw a repost of Alex’s tweet from 2018 about a Bill valentine he found online #and I thought ‘he should do that again. it’s the perfect time’ #I love when that happens #I am the target audience #I love how it’s mostly adorable and pink and Valentine’s puns and then hits you with The Weirdness #little guy 🩷 little guy 💘 little guy 💕 little guy 💖 little guy 💗 little guy 💞 little guy 💝 little guy 💜 Cosmic Horror Eating Human Heart 🫀 #I appreciate that 3 of them are purple and one is a math joke and one is a science joke #is for me? #if someone sent me one of these I’d genuinely give them a chance

[adhdbraingoburrr]

My science teacher writes a joke on this board every week, they are so bad that they are funny and I love it

#science #science side of tumblr #jokes #puns #bad puns

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why is propane flammable?

Propane has always been troublesome.

Since it was born in the 1850s, it has been prone to bouts of flatulence and arson. Attempts to control Propane have been mixed at best, with many able to capture it but few able to tame its criminal nature. Other gasses such as Methane, Butane, and even Hydrogen are also flammable and have committed acts of vandalism and fire-starting on their own, but as Propane is the most infamous of such gasses, they are merely considered Propane's criminal accessories.

Notably, though Oxygen is also key to most earthly combustion, it has received favorable treatment because humans are forced to rely on it. Unrelated, but guess why gas companies don't get prosecuted?

#unreality #gas #propane #science #puns

[seeanimation]

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